* @Aldric stretches himself awake in bed, having no memory of the little griffon he found the day before. After taking a quick shower to freshen himself up, the tiercel pads his way down the stairs, yawning. He reaches the bottom, then stops and stares at the folded up blanket on his table. All of last night's weirdness floods back, and the griffon blinks. He leans forwards and peers down at the blanket, to
 * @Aldric see if Der is still there.
 <@Aldric> (Der)
 * Der was still laying on the blanket, snuggled up under a fold in the fabric which was just leaving his head sticking out for Aldric to see. The small griffon looked peaceful as he snoozed, making quiet little squeaks as he breathed.
 <Der> (Sorry, computer decided to run out of ram and die)
 <@Aldric> (D:)
 <Sparkler> (/me swaps Der out)
 * @Aldric blinks as he sees the white-feathered head of the tiny griffon sticking out of his blanket. He reaches out a claw to prod Der, then hesitates and lets it drop. Shaking his head, the tiercel pads into his kitchen and starts to fry some eggs for for breakfast. The sizzling and popping sounded into the living room, where Der lay sleeping.
 * Der stirred, rolling over in the heavy fabric and cracking open his eyes. The sounds of pans moving and activity in the kitchen disturbing his slumber as he lets out a big yawn. His tired eyes glanced around the room, seeing sunlight trying to invade through a window. The little griffon laid still for a moment, the previous night still coming back to him, with a small smile, the tiny bird pulled himself free of the blanket. Sniffing the air he smelled something tasty coming from the kitchen, and after a large stretch of his wings, he took off, heading for the source of the sizzling sounds.
 * @Aldric finishes off the eggs and scoops them onto his plate of toast. He yawns again, then turns off the stove and carries his plate out to the table. The griffon assumes that Der is still asleep as he sits down and starts to eat.
 * Der stayed up near the ceiling as he flew around, making it to the door to the kitchen just as Aldric was walking out with his plate of steaming eggs, the tasty smell drifting up to him. He watched as the tiercel walked under him, obviously forgetting the important skill of always looking up. Aldric could hear the quiet sound of fluttering wings right after he sat down at the table, and would find a smiling griffon perched on the edge of the table next to him. "Good morning!"
 * @Aldric is a bit startled by Der's happy, chirping good morning. He glances around before his eyes land on the small white griffon, then he relaxes. "Oh, I thought you were still asleep," he says, a little sheepishly. The tiercel takes another big bite of egg-soaked toast, mushing it around in his beak to get the flavors out before gulping it down. He isn't exactly sure what to say. "Uh... did you sleep
 * @Aldric well?"
 * Der is sure that Aldric normally knows what to say to all the griffons he brings home! The little griffon responded with a quick nod "Very well! Thank you very much for the blanket and place to sleep!" He stares up to the tiercel, maybe a bit too much as the griffon gulps down his breakfast, all that tasty food! "And I was, just got in the habit of being a light sleeper"
 * @Aldric is a bit nonplussed by the cheerful griffon, who seemed to be staring up at him. "Least I could do," he mumbles. Before he takes his next bite, he realizes that Der must be hungry himself. The tiercel cuts off a corner of one of his slices of eggs and toast, sliding it towards the edge of his plate. "Have some breakfast," he says.
 * Der grins and without much hesitation, makes his way over to the Aldric's plate, while he walks he has his true breakfast, being what he still had left over of last night's dinner in his crop. Taking a seat next to the plate he looks up and gives Aldric another nod "Still, there was nothing forcing you to do it, so thank you." and with that the tiny griffon reaches over to the small piece of toast and nibbled away at it.
 * @Aldric shrugs and resumes eating once Der sits down to nibble away at his toast. "Hmph," the griffon snorts. "Maybe not, but I won't leave another griffon in the cold like that." He eats in silence for a bit more. "I have to work today," he says. "If I let you stay here, will you promise on your honor as a griffon to behave yourself?"
 * Der looks up from his meal, he was making relatively good progress on it, but not devouring it like last night. The small griffon's head tilts to the side at Aldric's offer, the chance to stay in a nice warm house, especially a friendly griffon's house was very exciting to him! He nods rapidly, and grins widely "I will very much behave myself and respect you home and your hospitably." He says in a suprisingly serious tone
 * @Aldric holds up a talon and waggles it. "I asked for a promise," he says, though he did approve of Der's unusually serious tone. He slurps up the last of his breakfast and sighs, leaning back in his chair while he stares at the little griffon.
 * Der nods and looks right at Aldric "I promise on my honor as a griffon, that I will behave myself in your house" his serious look shifts into a wide smile "Thank you very much, if there is anything I could possibly do, please let me know."
 * @Aldric nods with approval at that, satisfied with Der's promise. He chuckles at the griffon's desire to repay him; how very much like a griffon, he thought. "You haven't cost me a bit yet," he says. "Worry about that later. Though I still do want to know the full details of this... curse," the tiercel says, with some distaste. "But not now. I have to get going." He stands up and carries his plate to the
 * @Aldric kitchen, before starting to pack his saddlebags for work.
 * Der nods, smiling at the tiercel's chuckle though he opens his beak to protest at the 'not costing a bit' part but stops at the mention of the curse. The tiny griffon sighs and nods faintly "Yes... that. I suppose that it would only be fair to expand on the details, after you have been so trusting of me" He takes a deep little breath, regaining a bit of his normal self "But yes, that will be another time! And again, if anything comes to your mind, please, let me know."
 * @Aldric slings his saddlebags over his back and buckles them on, then nods to Der. "Aye, I'll be wanting to hear about that later," he says. "But goodbye for now." The griffon gives Der a little wave, then turns to his door and steps out, flying away to the docks.
 * Der simply nods back to Aldric before returning his wave with a smaller wave of a wing "Goodbye bye!" and he watches the tiercel leave, door closing behind him and the house falling silent. The small griffon gives another look around the place, and smiles, sighing happily, somehow things weren't turning out as bad as he had expected! He spends the time that Aldric is away looking around the living room and main floor of the house, inspecting the various things that Aldric had before landing on the back of a couch, and curling up for a cat nap.
 <@Aldric> (woo!)
 <Der> (Wee!)


 * @Aldric was one of the last griffons to leave the docks as they closed up for the night, if not the very last. The tiercel packed away his gear, obviously about to fly away. Once he has his saddlebags packed up, he turns around, giving the area one last visual inspection.
 <@Aldric> Der: ^
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 * Der had been sitting around in a dark corner for most of the day waiting for the traffic to subside, after sneaking off a ship on a crate. While ponies were generally nice, he didn't want to risk getting in trouble for some unpaid passage. He looked out across the nearly empty docks as it slowly turns to night and sees just one griffon left. His tired brain hatches a plan to get some more free transport as he sees the griffon's saddlebags. Taking advantage of his size and the coming darkness, he makes a nearly steathy dash over to Aldric, and as the larger griffon turns away from the dock to fly way, he does a running and flying leap, latching onto one of the saddlebags with his talons.
 * @Aldric doesn't notice the little freeloader on his saddlebags when he turns back. The tiercel slips his bags on, buckling the straps holding them in place, then takes off. He wings easily through the air, gliding home on the last of the day's thermals. After the initial bumpy takeoff, it was a nice, easy flight.
 <@Aldric> (Der ^)
 * Der quickly surries up the side of the bag, slipping into a safe pocket just as Aldric had been strapping them on, he sighs quietly in relief that he did so as he feels the bumpy start of the trip. The little stowaway smiles slighlty as he looked out at the city, his head quickly came to rest against the fabric of the bag, and after a heavy blink, he fall over, out cold.
 * @Aldric touches down outside his house and lets himself in, shutting and locking the door behind him. He shucks his saddlebags with a relieved sigh, giving Der quite a jolt when they hit the floor. The tiercel walks a few steps away to his favorite armchair and flops down in it, sprawling backwards and sighing heavily.
 <Der> (Would Aldric be in sight?)
 <@Aldric> (yeah, he would)
 * Der makes a muffled eep as he is shocked back into a waking state! He flops around in the saddlebags, righting himself, and peaks a bit of his head out. His little eyes go wide, seeing the inside of a building... a house! And his griffon taxi sitting in chair infront of him, he gulps and pushes his head out a bit more, quickly looking around the room for somewhere more inconspicuous
 <@Aldric> (want him to get found out now?)
 <@Aldric> (Der?)
 <Der> (It would be reasonable if he was, or if Aldric was looking away so he decided to abandon the saddlebags before he came back to them, and was caught when he looked back? Work works for you~?)
 <@Aldric> (if he makes some kind of sound; the house is pretty quiet.)
 <Der> (That could work...)
 * @Aldric had his head leaned back and his eyes closed, the great black tiercel not paying any attention to his saddlebags at the moment. The coast seemed to be clear. As Der looks around, he can see a couch off and angled towards the armchair Aldric was occupying, and a fireplace. Further away was a sturdy wood table, and the entrance to the kitchen.
 * Der after staring at the intimidating resting griffon for a few seconds, he figures it is probably safe and very slowly pulled himself from the confines of the saddlebag. He turned to climb down from the bag, as he didn't want to risk flying straight through the room as even wings make a bit of noise. Unfortunately for him, as he turned one of his claws caught on the fabric of the bag, and tugging it free, he loses his grip on the rest of the bag, tumbling off it and landing with a thump on the floor.
 * @Aldric hears the thump and jerks alert, eyes darting around to try to find the source of the noise. His gaze locks onto Der, and the griffon rises out of his chair with a low growl. Thinking the tiny griffon is a rat from the docks, he prepares to pounce at it -- then stops, his tense muscles freezing in place. "You're not a rat," the tiercel says, staring down at... was that a tiny griffon? Impossible.
 * Der furiously tried to get back to his feet and was just about to make a bolt for the kitchen, when he heard the growl from behind him, his head snapped back to the source of the noise to find the large black featherd tiercel staring at him like he was a pest. All the muscles in his body lock up in terror and his heart felt like it was about to explode as he was sure it was about to be over. Though a glimmer of hope spread through him when Aldric didn't attack, but talked. Shaking with fear, he managed to stammer out "N-no... I-I'm a griffon!"
 * @Aldric 's eyes widen when the little thing talks! He relaxes his posture, no longer about to pounce on the little thing, but still staring down at it warily. "You do look like one," he says, "except for being the size of a mouse." The tiercel steps forwards and leans down, peering closer at Der. He notes the white feathers and gray fur, observing that he did look more or less exactly like... a very small
 * @Aldric griffon. "...Why are you so small?"
 * Der takes an insignificant step back from the griffon towering above him, he was indeed very much a griffon, if a tad shaky one. Taking a few deeper breaths the little griffon puts on a small, nervous smile at Aldric and says very quickly, "It's uh... a very long story that I'm sure you wouldn't be interested in!" He glances around Aldric and the area around him, his muscles still tense and possibly ready to move if needed.
 * @Aldric leans closer to Der, his eyes flicking over the little griffon's form. He notices the griffon tensing to run, and frowns. "If you run, I'll have to catch you," he says, his voice unnervingly even. "Now, why don't you tell me that story?" He sits down on his haunches, though he could easily leap up from this position in no time at all. "Unless you'd rather tell me the story of how you ended up in
 * @Aldric my saddlebags."
 * Der finds Aldric's words just as unnerving as he sounds, not liking the possibly of a chase very much at all. He sighs heavily, and forces himself to relax infront of the tiercel that just threatened him. The little griffon sits and shakes his head as if to decline saying anything about the first story and looks up to Aldric, bringing back his tiny unsure smile. "I was just getting a ride... it is much quicker to ride on someone else then fly myself, I just fell asleep on accident though." Other then looking like a griffon, Der looked like a very tired and worn out griffon, his feathers weren't the best and while he wasn't starving he obviously didn't look the best feed.
 * @Aldric blinks, not having expected Der to explain the latter one first. But he could respect that; he liked how the tiny creature seemed to have a bit of a spine. The tiercel's expression softens as he sees how tired and gaunt the griffon looks. "This isn't a charity, but I don't mind helping out another griffon in need," he says, his voice now much more pleasant. He holds out a claw to the tiny griffon,
 * @Aldric palm up. "You can be my guest for the night."
 * Der blinks and with Aldric's much more kind words the griffon's nervous smile slowly turns into a real smile, in one quick movement he jumped up and landed on one of the outstreched talons with a flutter of his wings. Now fully grinning up at the larger griffon. "Thank you very much! I was planning on sleeping outside again tonight but inside and out the weather sounds so much better! If there is anything I could do, let me know!"
 * @Aldric lifts up the griffon and pads over to his table, gently tipping the little griffon onto the smooth wood surface. "You look like you haven't eaten well," he says. "Anything I could get you? Bread, cheese, some fish maybe?" He'd been about to fix dinner himself anyway, and figured that the tiny griffon couldn't possibly eat much.
 <@Aldric> (Der )
 * Der steps off onto the table, his claws making tiny little sounds on the wood and nods "I really haven't in a while... if you have a little bit of fish to spare that would be wonderfull~" Just the thought of having nice fresh food made his belly growl with hunger.
 <Der> (Aldric)
 * @Aldric nods and returns the smile. "I'll cut off a little bit for you," he says. The tiercel turns to leave, then stops. "Oh, I never introduced myself. My name is Aldric." He holds out a claw to Der, then decides to just extend one talon instead. "What should I call you?"
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 * Der smiles warmly back and grabs onto the tip of Aldric's talon "It is very nice to meet you Aldric, you can call me Der and thank you again... it is very much appreciated"
 * @Aldric lets the little tiercel shake his talon, and chuckles softly. "What can I say," he says, turning to head to the kitchen. "I like to help out other griffons," he says. He disappears into his kitchen, but could be seen frying up some fish now and then. The delicious scent of cooked fish wafts through the air, a smell that Der probably hadn't smelled in weeks.
 * Der smiled as he watched Aldric walk to the kitchen, his mood massively different now then just that morning, having a bit of hope this city would be better. The small griffon moved to the edge of the table and sat at the ledge as he waited. The smell of cooked fish was near intoxicating to him, it was indeed something he hasn't smelled in a long time and was reminding him just how little he had eaten over the past day.
 <@Aldric> (look at that fancy post splitting~)
 <Der> (It is amazing what updated a irc client once every 5 years does!)
 * @Aldric pads back out with a plate of steaming fish in a light sauce, and sets it down on the table. He's brought a much smaller plate for Der. Pulling back his chair, the tiercel sits down and cuts off a small chunk of the fish for the other griffon, setting it down on his plate. "I still want to know why you're so small," he says, looking at the tiny tiercel.
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 * Der followed along the edge of the table as Aldric returned, stopping just next to his plate and patiently but eagerly awaited his serving. Right after Aldric dropped the small chunk on the plate he stepped onto the edge, claws clinking on the plate and reached for his meal, stopping though as the question hit him. The small griffon sighs and breifly looks back to the towering tiercel next to him. "I made some bad decisions and they left me like this." With that said he turned back to the freshly cooked fish and started devouring the thing.
 * @Aldric rolls his eyes at the non-answer and takes a big bite of his own fish. He lets the griffon eat in peace, though, pouring himself a little wine and sipping on it as he finishes his dinner. When they're both done eating, he broaches the subject again. "I want to help, you know," he says. "I don't like seeing a fellow griffon... like that." He coughs. "If you can't trust me with that, I'm not sure I
 * @Aldric can trust you to sleep in my house..."
 <@Aldric> (maybe a bit too harsh there, Der xP he can still not tell Aldric and be fine)
 <@Aldric> (Aldric might insist on having him sleep in a cage or something, or a temporary enclosure..)
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 * Der eats a suprising ammount of his fish, a lot more then a griffon normally would, but under his circumstances it is just too good and he doesn't know when he will eat this well again! After the meal he sat back, very stuffed and happy, until Aldric questioned him again, his words stinging. Any smile the tiny griffon had fades as he looks up to the tiercel, sadness and anger behind his eyes. "Can you even help though? I did some things I shouldn't and got burned by some old magic, there isn't much else to know really." He tries to shrug off Aldric's last statment, glacing away and to the door of the house with a heavy sigh.
 * @Aldric echoes the little griffon's sigh. "I can't help you, myself," he says, "but I have connections that I could use." He frowns at Der, not liking the sound of getting burned by old magic. "Before I do that, though, I need to know everything. I'm not sticking my beak into some nasty magic business without knowing what I'm getting into." The tiercel drums his talons along the table. "You can sleep here
 * @Aldric tonight, though."
 * Der doesn't bring his eyes back up to Aldric's and just glaces at his strong talons pounding on the table. The little griffon shrugs "I don't know much about it myself, just when you hear something is cursed, it could very well be possibly cursed, good life lession I would say." He glances towards Aldric's body, giving him a nod "Thank you though, for the night"
 <Der> (Why would Aldric have a cage though, juse asking :p)
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 <@Aldric> (idk, he probably wouldn't)
 * @Aldric frowns even more at the mention of curses, not sure that he wants to get involved in this. It would be so much easier to just... toss the poor thing outside. But then, if Aldric had been one for taking the easy way out, he would still be back in the Griffon Kingdom. "Well... maybe sleep on it," he says. This had been a very long day, leaving the griffon with not much time between getting home and
 * @Aldric bedtime. "Do you want some sort of pillow..?"
 <@Aldric> (Der )
 * Der probably isn't contagious with curses, maybe... and he nods slightly "Sure... I'll sleep on it" he perks up at the mention of a pillow "Umm... if you have a spare one that would be great! Otherwise a blanket, towel, folded rag all could work..." He says, finally glancing back up to Aldric
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 * @Aldric stifles a yawn with his claw, then nods. "Sure." The tiercel pads over to his couch and pulls off the throw blanket draped over the back. He folds it up and walks back, setting the blanket down on his table. "That oughta work as bed and blanket," he says. The tiercel turns to go upstairs and sleep, then pauses, as the absurdity of the entire evening strikes him.
 * Der smiles as the tired tiercel sets the blanket down on the table and he climbs ontop of it "Thank you, Aldric and good night" The small griffon goes to lay down, folding part of the fabric over himself and yawning, his short nap earlier wasn't nearly long enough to matter. The griffon tilts his head to the side when he hears Aldric stop moving, and looks over "Is everything okay..?"
 * @Aldric blinks, hearing Der's little voice again, and chuckles. "Everything's fine, I'm just still... trying to wrap my head around it, still," he says. "I didn't expect to come home with a tiny griffon in my saddlebags, y'know? It's a lot to take in." The tiercel shakes his head. "Goodnight, Der."
 * Der chuckles slightly "I also didn't expect to wake up like this one day, you get used to it~" He rests his head back down on the fabric "Though sorry, I didn't mean for that trip to become a stay... goodnight"
 * @Aldric shrugs as he heads up the stairs. "Not much trouble for me," he says in a sleepy voice, before disappearing into the upper floor of his house to sleep.
 * Der quickly drifts off into a very deep sleep, surronded in a warm blanket and with a full stomach.
 <@Aldric> progres!
 <Der> Wooo!
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 <Der> Well, that was fun and Der didnt have to sleep in any cages/boxes!~
 <@Aldric> yaay!
 * @Aldric snuggles tiny griffy
 * Der huggles a strong griffon!
 <@Aldric> :#
 <@Aldric> :3
 <Sparkler> :3
 <@Aldric> Der: thingies!
 <@Aldric> Der: want to do a silly thing?
 <Der> Aldric: I silly thing I can do!
 <@Aldric> okay, so... Aldric strikes out at the bar, comes home, Der offers to help
 <Der> Hehe, that could work~
 * @Aldric steps heavily back into his house, shutting the door behind him with a heavy thunk. The tiercel stalks into his living room, then flops down in his armchair. He'd had poor luck at the bar tonight, and none of his other 'friends' were coming over for a few days. The griffon was frustrated, drunk, and a bit pent up. "Coast's clear, Der," he says, seemingly to nobody in particular. "No luck tonight
 * @Aldric either."
 <@Aldric> (assuming that Der normally hides when Aldric brings pones/griffons back)
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 <@Aldric> (beep boop Der?)
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 <Der> (Sorry, I fell into a regex pit and died, one sec)
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 <@Aldric> (I can help with regexps if you want)
 <@Aldric> (I am pretty handy with them)
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 <Der> (Thing was, it was working, now it isnt)
 <CandyFloss> (so Aldric normally has Der back at his place?)
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 <@Aldric> (for now, anyway!)
 * Der crawls out from behind something on a shelf in the living room, his normal spot to hangout whenever Aldric was going to bringing guests by, though that hadn't been the case for a few days now! Looking out across the room he spots a frustrated looking griffon and with a flutter of his tiny wings, goes to join him. The small griffon lands on the top of the armchair, looking down at tense tiercel and cocks his head to the side, curiously "No one interested? Has there been no one else in the bar lately? I don't know how you couldn't get any griffon you wanted!"
 * @Aldric shifts his head to the side so that he can look up at Der properly, fixing him in his gaze. "I don't know either," he grumbles, slouching further back in his chair and glaring up at the ceiling. Instead of sitting on his haunches properly, the griffon was practically laying on his back, tail lashing angrily and his black-furred package on full display. The tiercel seemed to drunk to care, and
 * @Aldric besides, he was in the privacy of his own home. "But here I am anyway."
 <@Aldric> (boop Der)
 * Der gazed back down at Aldric, his eyes moving slightly as his gaze followed down the tiercel's terrific body, and they caught on the large furry package that was just sitting out in the open. After staring for a few seconds too long, he took a deep breath, which was probably unnoticeable to the distracted griffon, and shook out his head. With another quick flutter of tiny wings, Der flew down and landed on one of Aldric's forelegs and turned to face him with a tiny unsureish smile "I'm always happy to return help whenever I can and... I know I am not something you would bring home for it, but if you want I could always try to help relieve some of your... frustrations?"
 * @Aldric was well-muscled, his feathers and fur sleek and shiny, though a little worse from wear after his trip to the bar. The tiercel is staring at the ceiling, and doesn't even notice Der flutter down to his hindleg until the griffon speaks. He sits up to better look at the small, white-gray griffon, and blinks. "You?" says the rather drunk tiercel incredulously. "But you're tiny. How could you help?"
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 * Der smirks, in part in response to Aldric's near dismissal of his offer and also due to the nice view he was getting of the good looking tiercel's underside. The little griffon motioned down to the well packed package with a talon "I am tiny, but I still have six limbs, motivation and probably would still feel much better then just your talons alone~"
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 <Der> (Sorry Aldric, tiercel is obviously not a word, wasnt in spell check be default :p )
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 * @Aldric probably wouldn't even consider such an offer normally, but he was drunk and pent up after his recent streak of bad luck. Something other than his talons sounded very tempting to the tiercel. "Fine," he says, waving a claw dismissively. "But don't be disappointed if you can't manage to do anything down there." He spreads his hindlegs a little further, giving Der unrestricted access to his sheath
 * @Aldric and his heavy, musky sack.
 <@Aldric> (beep boop Der~)
 * Der grins and doesn't hesitate to fly on down between Aldric's spread hindlegs, landing right on top of his sizeable sheath. "It never hurts to try~" The little griffon kept his wings spread after he landed and slowly flaps the feathery limbs against Aldric's groin, swooping them down against the large body and pulling them in against the sheath. Meanwhile Der's tiny talons and paws worked against Aldric, massaging and kneading into the musky flesh with all the little weight he had.
 * @Aldric blinks as the pleasurable feelings start, then lets his eyes slip half-closed. A purr rumbles in his chest, and underneath Der his sheath starts to swell. It quickly plumps out, the shaft inside hardening and lifting the smaller griffon up. Der could smell Aldric's scent grow stronger as his tip peeks out of the end of the black-furred tube.
 * Der takes a deep breath, breathing in the intensifying scent. He continues massaging against the swelling tunnel, talons pressing into and running through Aldric's fur. Once the pink tip of the tipsy tiercel's soon to be towering shaft emerges from his sheath, the tiny griffon tips down and flops against the black fur, hugging the quickly hardening tip tightly and giving it a little lick. His wings swoop up the sides of Aldric's sheath and run all their teasing feathers along the pink length.
 * @Aldric purrs louder as Der hops off of his sheath and onto his faintly glistening tip, wrapping his little legs around it and licking. The shaft swells and throbs in the griffon's grip, leaking some sweet-smelling pre out of its tip. It lifts the griffon off of Aldric's body as it extends out into the air, bobbing gently above his fur.
 <@Aldric> (also, I do definitely enjoy cock vore, so... if you could steer it that direction eventually... :D )
 <Der> (Maybe)
 <Der> (Maaaybe~~)
 * Der presses against Aldric's shaft as it lifts him off the furry body, grinding himself against the shaft as it expands and bounces up. The griffon purposefully loosens his grip a little on the shaft, wrapping his wings around it. He slides back down the pink length, stroking it with his talons and wings on the way down and giving it one lick in the process, he comes to a rest with a bounce back against Aldric's sheath. Not wanting to leave the towering tiercel unattended, the little griffon quickly scurries his way back up the shaft's length, using a combination of his wings and legs to pull himself up against it.
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 * @Aldric shudders as the tiny tiercel slides down his shaft, stroking it with his feathers and his claws. When Der reverses the process and makes his way back to the tip, he moans out loud, showing the little griffon that his efforts were working quite well. The black tiercel reaches down with a claw and cups his sack in his talons, fondling himself while Der handles his needy length.
 * Der climbs his way back up to the tip of Aldric's shaft, grinding his body against it the entire way up. The griffon hugs it tightly, bringing his wings along with him and running his feathers along the top of the shaft. While idly grinding his body against and roughly humping the shaft, the griffon grins and looks at the oozing tip, giving it a long lick, tracing his tongue along the edge of pre producing slit, and slurping it up.
 * @Aldric splays his wings against the chair, panting softly when he isn't purring in pleasure. His length throbs in Der's hug, the turgid member responding to his touch with little jerks and twitches. As Der licks the slit at the tip, Aldric bucks his hips, making his beak slip into the small hole. Pre bubbles up in front of him, oozing onto his tongue and giving him more of that tasty flavor he was
 * @Aldric craving.
 * Der lets out a little moan as Aldric's shaft bounces against him and forces his beak into the tasty hole. The little griffon was lost in the waves of pleasure that were just radiating off of the tiercel shaft and he pressed his beak harder into the tight hole, drinking up the sweet fluids, and exploring ahead with his tongue. He licked all around the interior of the shaft and his head was slowly starting to slip in.
 * @Aldric isn't even looking at his shaft as he idly thrusts his hips, helping Der's head to sink deeper into the slick tunnel. He pants happily, making soft caws and other noises of pleasure.
 <@Aldric> (amusing thought, Aldric doesn't notice until he feels Der with his talons in his sack)
 <@Aldric> (probably implausible)
 <Der> (Fondling his sack and notices something extra in it~?)
 <@Aldric> (yeah
 <@Aldric> (Also I may have to put this on hold for a bit xP sorry for being a tease)
 * Der presses still into the slippery tunnel, the thrusting helping bounce his head in, what pre was leaking past his beak helped lubricate the rest of his head to slip inside in no time at all. The rest of his body slowly inched up the tiercel's shaft as he shoulders pushed against the oozing opening.
 <Der> (No worries!)
 <@Aldric> (bbiab)
 * @Aldric felt something happening with his tip, but it felt too good for the tiercel go care. He leaned his head back and let his tongue loll out of his beak, still weakly bucking his hips to encourage more of the sensation. Der's shoulders slip inside his tapered pink shaft, making the underside bulge out with the shape of his head.
 <Der> (A post!)
 <@Aldric> Aye!
 * Der shudders as his shoulders slip into the tight tunnel, the warmth of Aldric's shaft pulsating at every heartbeat. The tiny griffon squirms around, wiggling himself in deeper, the thrusting of the shaft inching him in as he let go of the throbbing shaft with his forelegs, letting them hang loosely against his body as most of his mid section slipped into Aldric's hot, pink shaft. His feathers brushed along the opening as they were pulled in with him.
 * @Aldric shivers as the tiny griffon's feathers stroke over the inside of his shaft, bringing him pleasure he'd never felt before. He twitches his shaft, making it almost seem like it's swallowing the other griffon inside it. Der's body slips into the tapered tip, leaving just his wiggling hindlegs sticking out, and then those slide into the lubricated tunnel as well. He makes a series of lumps in Aldric's
 * @Aldric thick pink cock, slowly sinking lower as the tiercel pants and bucks, cawing as he nears his peak.
 * Der rolls his eyes back under his eyelids in pure pleasure as the rest of his body slides smoothly into the hot shaft, his hindlegs providing a little bit of final stimulation to the tip as the kicked around going in. His entire little form shuddered and wiggled around as it traveled down the slick tunnel, he licked and rubbed everything he could touch.
 * @Aldric stares up at the ceiling with unseeing eyes as he focuses on the mindblowing pleasure coming from his shaft. He didn't know what Der was doing to it, and he didn't care, bucking his hips into the air as though he were rutting a formel. The bulge in his shaft slowly sinks lower and lower, the tight flesh pulsing around Der as it draws him deeper into the tiercel. His squirms push Aldric closer to
 * @Aldric the edge, even as he sinks out of sight into the griffon's sheath. A slight bulge makes its way down under the black fur before disappearing. A second later, Der falls into Aldric's sack, splashing down into the churning seed. The black griffon feels something solid as he fondles his twin orbs, and his eyes snap open. He squeezes his talons, grabbing the little griffon through his slimy flesh, and
 * @Aldric looks down to see that Der was nowhere in sight. Before he can do anything else, his climax hits him like a truck, making the tiercel screech in pleasure as his cock twitches and his balls clench, unloading their contents over his belly.
 <@Aldric> (but Der is still held there, so he's not going anywhere~)
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 * Der moans out in absolute bliss as he continues down the shaft, the hot, slick flesh sliding against him, rubbing along his own painfully stiff shaft. His tiny body pushed back against the tight tunnel, mirroring Aldric's thrusts. As he disappears into under the black fur, he lets out a small feeble groan and releases an insignificance amount of fluids around him, shuddering in pleasure. Soon afterwards, he finds all the pressure on himself release, dropping into a thick fluid. The tiny griffon flails inside the tiercel's sack, trying to right himself and was abruptly grabbed onto, holding him tight as the chamber clenched around him, emptying out it's contents, but leaving him inside.
 * @Aldric can't think as his climax assaults his mind, the tiercel grunting and cawing as he bucks his hips, spraying his seed over his belly fur and painting it with streaks of white. Finally it's over, leaving the griffon panting and his sack empty -- except for Der. He stares down at the twin furred orbs, and squeezes one again, feeling the form of the griffon inside. Aldric keeps rubbing at it until
 * @Aldric he's sure that it's Der, and just stares, beak agape. "Der?" he says, his confusion and incredulity audible in his voice. "What are you... why...?" The large griffon's sack is loose around Der, letting him sprawl out in the thin layer of cum still left inside.
 * Der can't think much as the bucking and commotion of Aldric's release drowns out any thoughts of his own! The tiny griffon weakly squirms back when it is all said and done, making it very obvious that it was in fact, a griffon in there. He coughs lightly, clearing any thick cum out of his throat, and weakly yells back "Aldric! I, uh!" The tiny griffon flops over in the loose sack laying in the leftover cum, and chuckles, unable to process any possible explaination for why or how or anything, the obsuritdy of it all getting to him.
 * @Aldric keeps staring at his sack as it squirms, the griffon inside making it writhe and twitch. He dazedly reaches for his limp shaft, thinking he should try to get the griffon out, but a few halfhearted strokes make it clear that the tiercel is in no condition for another round after that climax. "I... I guess you're gonna stay in there for a bit," he says, with no idea of how to handle the situation.
 * @Aldric "I'm... gonna go shower." He hefts himself off of his chair and makes his way up the stairs, feeling Der swaying inside his sack with every step.
 * Der continues to faintly laugh to himself and shakes his head, he has no idea what is going on outside the dark sack, other then feeling a bit of motion before Aldric speaks again. The tiny griffon rolls onto his back and sighs lightly "Okay then!" When the larger tiercel stands up, the motion causes him to flop over, landing on his face, he groans, and shifts around as Aldric walks, not exactly staying the most still. "Could you shower extra for me!?" He then slides over, laying on his back and curling up against the warm sack.
 * @Aldric pants softly as he feels the movement inside his balls, made all the worse by his inability to climax again so soon. "Shower extra for you?" he says, stepping into his bathroom. "I don't see the point, you're probably covered in cum in there!" The tiercel shivers when Der flops onto his back again, finding the movement in his sack so eerily pleasurable. He turns on the water, and sighs, exposing
 * @Aldric himself to the warm spray and cleaning off his excitement from his belly.
 * Der rolls his eyes and moves a bit before giving Aldric's sack a playfully poke/jab, "I am! That was the joke or something!" The tiny griffon sighs, hearing the wonderful sound of a cleansing shower through the flesh.
 * @Aldric sits down in the shower as he cleans himself off, letting his pendulous sack sit in the spray of hot water. It drums over the flesh, teasing Der with the sound of water so close, and yet blocked by the tiercel's fleshy walls. By the time he's finished, the warmth has made his sack nice and loose, giving Der plenty of room to move around in the fleshy hammock. "If you're okay in there, I guess I'll
 * @Aldric let you out in the morning," the griffon says as he dries himself off. He tries to be gentle when drying off his nethers, but can't help but shake Der around inside his slimy prison.
 * Der stayed rather still as Aldric showered, while the sounds of water was a cruel tease, it was also oddly relaxing. The little griffon gave as small nod as he yawned "I thiiiiiink I should be fine!" He was though suddenly broken from his relaxed mindset when the large griffon dried, off, causing to bounce around off the loose walls, getting a renewed coating of leftover cum all over himself. Once Aldric was down with his annoying drying, the smaller griffon found his way back onto his back in the hammock and lightly, and ineffectively kicked back "Careful there!"
 * @Aldric grunts as the tiny griffon inside him kicks, his paws making little lumps on the outside of his orbs. "Sorry, but I had to dry off," he says, padding back to his room. The griffon swings Der around in the chamber, splashing the little bit of cum over him and ensuring that the white and gray griffon was now completely white. He flops into his bed and squirms under the sheets, letting out a mighty
 * @Aldric yawn. That climax had taken a lot out of him, he admitted. "Der," he says, feeling rather odd talking to a lump in his balls. "...Thanks for that, it was really good."
 <@Aldric> (I think Aldric should forget about him in the morning~)
 <Der> (That'd make for an awkard day of work once he remembers!)
 <@Aldric> (exactly!)
 * Der grumbles lightly, remembering that Aldric isn't the one that put him in here "Yea... don't worry about it, a couple of bumps wont hurt me!" He grunts as the large griffon makes his way to bed, and flops along with him as he got into bed. Rolling over and laying his head against a warm wall he yawns himself, the entire experience was a great and very tiring workout and he smiles warmly "Glad to of helped!"
 <Der> (Hehe)
 * @Aldric shivers softly as the griffon inside him flops around. He reaches down a claw and strokes over his sack, patting at the tiny griffon trapped within. "I think... I'll be asking you to do that more often," he says. "If you'd like that. You seemed enthusiastic about it at the time!" The tiercel lets out a sleepy chuckle.
 <@Aldric> (Der)
 * Der laughs and presses back through the sack and against Aldric's claw "It certainly isn't the worse thing ever!" He says, nuzzling the slimy wall "And going in felt just amazing, I'm not sure which one of us liked if more!" The little griffon thinks for a second and then presses back out, creating a little bulge in the sack "Though~ Do you plan on keeping me in here often?"
 * @Aldric purrs as he feels a tiny claw press back from inside his sack. The griffon grabs the nuzzling figure through his flesh, wrapping him up in his talons as best he can and squeezing gently, working the slimy walls into Der's body. "Maybe," he pants. "I haven't decided. You feel fantastic in there." The griffon squeezes Der again before letting him go, allowing the little griffon to slide down to the
 * @Aldric bottom of his sack. "Why, do you want company in there?" he asks, his sleepy mind thinking that would be funny.
 * Der squirms around in Aldric's grip, rubbing himself into the slimy walls, massaging them as the talons rubbed him from the outside. He laughs loudly at the tiercel's suggestion "I don't know, it may get a bit cramped in here! And I already have an entire tiercel surrounding me for company!" The little griffon slowly slides to the bottom, laying on his back and staring up into dark nothingness, his own sleepy mind getting silly ideas "Say though... you could leave me in here when you have some 'fun' with someone else~"
 * @Aldric growls in pleasure as the tiercel squirms around in his grip, leaving him panting softly when he lets go. "I like that idea," he says. "Give that formel or mare a nice, wiggly surprise~." The griffon yawns, and pulls his claw away, leaving Der alone inside his slimy hammock. "Gn'ight, Der," he says, curling up a little in his bed and closing his eyes.
 * Der lays his head back, slowly being overcome by sleep, the darkness and flesh surrounding him was oddly comforting. "Yea, a nice surprise~" and yawns again "Good night, Aldric!"
 * @Aldric grunts an acknowledgment before he drifts off to sleep, snoring soundly. Through the night, his balls work to to refill his sack, drizzling fresh cum down on top of Der as he sleeps inside the slick chamber. Come morning, the little griffon would find himself chest-deep in a fresh bath of the tiercel's seed.
 <@Aldric> (also gonna go to bed)
 <Der> (Nights!)

 * @Inky pulls Der in here for silly things.
 * Der gets dragged in, claws scratch the floor
 <@Inky> something something look what the cat dragged in
 <Der> somethingsomething wasnt doing the dragging
 * @Inky sets Der on her bed and then flops past him, tail splaying out and giving the tiny griffon an unintentionally good view of her dark purple nether regions.
 * Der spins around, his eyes following the flopping batpony, as she lands on the bed and as her tail falls to the side, leaving him looking at Inky's nethers. He tries to hold in a little squeak of suprise as he stares at them, it taking up a good ammount of his vision, and his face birdblushes
 * @Inky turns her head to look back at Der, only to see him transfixed and blushing. "What're you look-- hey!" she squeals, flicking her tail back to cover herself up. The mare blushes herself, ears flattening, but she tilts her head with curiosity. "I didn't think a griffon would even be interested by a mare," she says, slightly hesitant, "but apparently I was wrong."
 * Der Eeeps! He was caught! His eye snap up to Inky's face and his blush deepens as he waves his legs infront of himself and stammers out "H-hey! You, uhh, layed yourself infront of me like that!" The griffon steps back slightly and then hears Inky's question, his own head tilting slightly in response as he lets out an awkward chuckle and smiles "Uhh... I don't discriminate on good looks...?"
 * @Inky blinks and then blushes a bit more at the griffon's flattery. "Oh yeah?" she says. The mare turns around halfway and lays on her side, bringing her head closer to Der. "You know... I'm not opposed to a little fooling around between friends," she says, giving the tiny griffon a wink. "If you want, we could have a bit of fun."
 <@Inky> (porn logic, where everyone is in the mood for sex, all the time!)
 * Der would passout if his face could contain anymore blood. He grins a little at Inky, taking a few steps closer to her and closing the distance to her head just a bit. "Well... I certainly wouldn't be opposed to some... fun, as long as you are okay with it~" The griffon slowly grins more, and winks back to Inky.
 <Der> (Something porn logic, he cant pay for a pizza)
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 * @Inky smiles, her mouth curling into a genuine grin. "Great," she says, and gets to her hooves. The bat pony props up a few pillows on her bed, then flops back down on her back. She stares down at Der with a happy look and reaches forwards, spreading her hindlegs with her forehooves. The bat pony pulls them back, exposing her puffy marehood to the little griffon. He could smell the mare's scent, and see
 * @Inky that it was already glistening a little bit inside the outer lips. "With your, uh, size... I think it'd be best to just give you free rein," she says, waving a hoof at her flower. The mare's tail lay strewn out on the bed, almost like a winding, dark blue road leading to the bat pony's nethers.
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 <@Inky> (I'll train your post speed up eventually, Der :B )
 * Der smiles back and watches, paying close attention to the batpony's body as she moves and repositions herself. His grin returns as Inky spreads her legs, reveling for a second time tonight, her marehood to him. The little griffon nods and follows along the dark blue road across the bed, slowly making his way to the glishening lips.
 * Der was breathing heavily, taking in the mare's sent as he got closer, and stopped just before her nethers, taking a deep breath as little pink erection started to poke out between his legs.
 <Der> (Maybe)
 * @Inky starts to breathe a little bit harder as the griffon takes his time walking up to her, inadvertently teasing the mare by making her wait. "Well, go on," she says, trying to encourage Der when she sees him pause. This close, all he can smell is the mare's arousal, the fragrance filling his nares. As he stands before Inky's marehood, the slit just a bit taller than he is, it winks at him. The bat
 * @Inky pony's nub pushes out, showing itself before retreating back inside those puffy lips.
 <@Inky> (we'll put you in Inky's School for Delinquent Catburds)
 <@Lyjzet> (Pushes Der into said school with a loud squelch
 <@Inky> (....lewd :B that's not what I meant )
 * Der winks at Inky "I'm going, don't worry~" With that the griffon grins and lurches onto his hindlegs, standing up briefly next to the very lewd lips before resting his forlegs down against them, and leaning against the mare's sex. He traces his beak up and down the batpony's glistening lips, giving them a long teasing lick. His wings unfurle and press against and rub the nether areas surrounding her marehood.
 <Der> (It totally is!)
 * @Inky lets out a little gasp when she feels the light touches upon her marehood, the surprisingly gentle beak sending shivers up her spine. She starts to leak more, her flower drooling slightly onto the griffon as he brushes his feathers over her puffy lips. "Mmm, okay," she pants, relaxing and letting Der go to work.
 * Der presses himself against the drooling lips, not minding the extra fluids on him. The griffon leans onto one of the mare's lips and using his free leg, traces his talons against the sensitive flesh. "Oookay~?" He grins and presses his head between the large lips, giving her insides a thorough tasting and licking~
 * @Inky pants harder, her wings unfurling and pressing against the bed. She lets out a pleasured squeal as Der drags his talons against her lip, adding to the feelings from the griffon more or less climbing over her. "More than okay," she breathes, resisting the urge to reach down and grind the tiny griffon against her. Der can hear the bat pony's squeak even through the thick, slick flesh that wraps
 * @Inky around his head as he pushes inside, tasting her flavors and making the mare shudder with pleasure. "H-Higher," she pants, hoping that the griffon would find his way to the nub hidden at the top of her folds.
 * Der presses on and inches closer against the mare, pressing one foreleg into the slippery folds as his head explores upward. The griffon was neraly standing upright against the mare and using her lips as support, his beak managed to reach up and began licking blindly at the nub it found. While he continued to rub his talons around the inside of the mare and against her walls.
 * Der presses his lower body against the warm flesh, rubbing his member into the wet embrace and moans in pleasure, his wings pressing out hard against the marehood.
 <@Inky> (:o a post)
 <Der> (/me doesnt think he had Inky written anywhere in that!)
 <Der> (Did you get soup yet?)
 <@Inky> (I am eating it already, yes)
 * @Inky squirms slightly, but does her best to hold still out of consideration for the tiny griffon servicing her. The bat pony squeals in pleasure as Der finds her clit, the griffon suddenly finding her lips a lot slicker with her juices. Her tunnel ripples around those parts of Der that are inside, squishing over his forelegs and head. The mare can barely feel the griffon's member, but that doesn't mean
 * @Inky it doesn't feel fantastic for him, her slick flesh grinding and rubbing against the tapered pink shaft.
 * Der slips a little more into the mare's lips, getting even more covered in her slippery fluids as the soaked him all over. Pressing against the batpony, half of his body quickly finds it's way into her marehood, he stood there, straddling her entrance as one wing presed out against the inner lip and his other continued to stroke the exterior of the mare.
 * Der would never have expected the mare to feel anything of his shaft compaired to the rest of him, it does indeed enjoy the experiance greatly though as he presses it into and rubs it against Inky's marehood.
 * @Inky shudders in pleasure, a hoof reaching down and twitching just outside her lips, the mare fighting the urge to mash Der inside her. She holds off for a bit longer, biting her lip to stifle her moans as she's stroked by the griffon's talons, shaft, beak and wings. Der was positively covered in her fluids by now, making it easy for him to slide his limbs around inside the mare's spacious passage.
 * Der slides into the pulsating passageway, painfully slow with just millimeters at a time. The griffon groans into Inky in pleasure as the walls pressed into him and massaged him all over. He worked back at the walls with as much stregnth as he could, pressing into them with his talons, wings and body, his tounge was getting a great workout from all the licking he was doing. Reaching in further to get more of the mare, just his talons and a little bit of a leg stuck out of her.
 <@Inky> (just his talons and a little bit of a le)
 <@Inky> (Der you cut)
 * Der bit of a leg stuck out of her.
 <Der> (/me cuts Inky with his talons!)
 <@Inky> (D: nuuuh, don't do that!)
 * @Inky presses her hoof to her nethers, sliding what little of Der remained outside her into her rippling tunnel. The mare moans as she works her soaking lips, rubbing her hoof at her nub and forcing Der even deeper inside her. The griffon can only hear the wet squishes of Inky's body as the tunnel squeezes around him, the hot, slick walls grinding against his fur, feathers and most importantly his
 * @Inky leaking shaft.
 <@Inky> (let me know what parts of things you like and I can try to tune things for you :P )
 * Der sqirms around rapidly as he was pushed all the way into Inky, pushing into the walls around him. The griffon presses his wings out as hard as he can against the squeezing tunnel, providing just a little bit of resistance to the strong muscles. He rubs his talons out infront of him, slowly pulling himself in deeper and massaging what he can.
 * Der hinglegs, were trailing behind him, only weakly kicking into Inky's fleshy embrace and allowing his twitching shaft to grind and slide directly against the overwhelming sensations.
 <Der> (Parts of things I like, the things)
 * @Inky was already near her peak from all of Der's stimulation earlier, and it doesn't take long for the mare to push herself over the edge with her hoof, especially with the griffon squirming and rubbing inside her with his entire body. The bat pony squeals in pleasure, audible though muffled even to Der, deep inside her. Her tunnel clenches around the griffon, rippling powerfully and sucking him deep
 * @Inky into her body. The tiny griffon is forced against her cervix, getting squished by the mare's muscles for a few clenches before it finally opens for him, letting him tumble out into the open space of her womb. Inky lays back on her pillows, panting after her climax and letting her slick hoof fall against her side.
 <@Inky> (:p)
 <@Inky> (I'm just trying to be helpful~)
 * Der squawks as the tunnel squeezes him tight, pressing his wings sharply back in against his body. As the strong muscules ripple around him, pulling him in and rubbing against his little shaft vigorously he groans out and thrusts himself into the hot flesh, letting out an insignificant ammount of fluid into the mix around him. The little griffon goes limp and gasps out as the powerfull muscles press him into Inky's womb, flopping over in a hot sticky mess inside.
 <Der> (But what if I just do like things~)
 <@Inky> (but you should tell me which things~!)
 <Der> (That cut off, didnt it)
 <@Inky> (Der: cut at hot sticky mess in)
 * Der flopping over in a hot sticky mess inside.
 <Der> (So close!)
 * @Inky lays there, catching her breath for a little bit. Finally, the bat pony lifts up her hoof and rests it on her belly, giving it a gentle rub. The mare giggles when she sees it smeared with her own fluids, and shakes her head. "How was that, Der?" she asks, leaning towards her belly and cocking an ear so she could hear his reply. Her own voice was muffled, but perfectly audible inside her womb. The
 * @Inky fleshy floor was soft and silky under the griffon, slightly conforming to his body like a squishy bed. He could hear the mare's heartbeat around him, and her scent was everywhere. For a tiny griffon like him, the chamber was quite roomy, with enough space for him to stand up and walk around.
 * Der rolls over onto his back, panting and trying to catch his breath in the heavy air and he sinks into the soft Inky-womb-bed. Hearing the batpony giggle was a bit more comforting to his mind and brought a faint laugh to him. Faintly smirking in the darkness, he yelled out in response "That was good! Certainly a lot of fun~" The little griffon then slowly rolls to his feet and blindly and very slowly walks around in the chamber.
 * @Inky blushes slightly as she feels the gentle sensations of Der walking around inside her womb. She rubs at him softly, pressing the soft ceiling against his body, before letting her hoof go. "I'm glad you had fun," she says, then yawns. "Hope you don't mind staying in there for a bit; I feel like a nap, myself!" The mare's womb curved gently, like a bowl, and was completely dark. Fortunately, it was
 * @Inky also very soft, so when Der walks into the wall the first time, it doesn't hurt at all. The flesh around him was slick with the mare's juices, but the warmth made it so that being damp all the time wasn't a problem. As Der traces the wall of the chamber, he finds it's about big enough for three of him laid end to end; plenty of space for a little griffon like him.
 * Der laughs and pushes back at the womb's ceiling and Inky's hoof, shaking his head slightly as he was rubbed through her body. After exploring around the cozy sized chamber he makes his way to the middle and flops down on his side. The little griffon snuggles into the soft floor "I think I will be fine for a bit! It is a little comforable and warm!" he says, yawning
 * @Inky nods. "Okay, then," she says, yawning again. The bat pony rolls over onto her front and gets up, jostling Der around inside her womb. At least all the walls were nice and cushioned, absorbing the impacts nicely. She slips herself under the covers and curls up, finally going still and laying on her side, with Der sliding to the bottom of her womb in a tangle of limbs and feathers. "G'night, Der,"
 * @Inky she yawns, patting her belly as she drifts off to sleep.
 * Der flops all around Inky's womb in a mix of 'Ouches' and 'Oofs' the soft walls were enough to keep him safe, but not enough to keep him from getting mildly annoyed whenever Inky moved and tossed him about! He slides down in a mess of ruffled feathers and rolls his eyes as he untangled himself "Goodnight Inky!"
 * @Inky mumbles a response, but she's basically already asleep. The mare stays thankfully still while she sleeps, letting Der get some rest inside her too.
 * Der sleeps like a baby in Inky!
 <@Inky> heehe
 <@Inky> gn'ight
 <Der> Good night!

* @Dusk hugs Der
* Der is part of the cool secret club now!
* @Borealis noms on Der.
<Der> Only binding if not coerced or threaned, ect
* Der requests knowlege on what waivers would even be fore
Line 52: 05 03 15[13:33] <Sparkler> Der: tripping, going places you aren't stupposed to, etc.
<Der> Where would signing a wavier come up though? :p
<Der> Ah, that is the part I missed
Line 61: 05 03 15[13:38] <@Aldric> Der: rock climbing, for example
Line 64: 05 03 15[13:39] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/887922
Line 65: 05 03 15[13:39] <+BurpyHooves> [ #887922 - alarm clock, anon, artist:alloyrabbit, boop, clock, human, micro, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 68: 05 03 15[13:40] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/887845
Line 69: 05 03 15[13:40] <+BurpyHooves> [ #887845 - aloe, artist:goat train, dock, giant pony, hoof massage, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 98: 05 03 15[14:20] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Also, can Night Shade easily digest ponies? Or is her digestive system the same as Nightstrider's?
Line 99: 05 03 15[14:21] <SkyBot> <Night Shade> Same as nightstriders, shes a fruitbat pon
* @FeatherFreight wonders if Dusk feels like doing things
Line 415: 05 03 15[15:58] <SkyBot> <Jaxler> They were a scary force under Napoleon
Line 416: 05 03 15[15:58] <Seaward_Skies> It seems like you're trying to back up the stereotype of 'cheese-eating surrender monkeys'
Line 443: 05 03 15[16:03] <SkyBot> <Jaxler> They've done done if the biggest military blunders in history
Line 458: 05 03 15[16:16] <SkyBot> * Night Shade meeps and shudders >//~//<
* Zuthal wiggles himself in under Defenseless's butt
* @FeatherFreight wonders where Sweet_Treat wen
Line 660: 05 03 15[22:28] <Sparkler> I would consider it if it had multiplayer, then it *could* be remotely fun as a thing to mess around with, ala LoE
* @Defenseless wonders how such a tiny pone did that
<Der> Logical answer
Line 688: 05 03 15[23:12] <@Sweet_Treat> gah...I'm gonna stop for the night...I should have ordered some felt nibs
<Der> How many hard plastic ones did they give you?
<Der> Not a bad price
<Der> I watch everything, it is my job
Line 852: 05 04 15[00:55] <@Inky> One under him, one in front, and two just scissoring or whatever? Lewd
* @Borealis curls up under Dusk...
Line 867: 05 04 15[01:00] <@Inky> Limited time offer: a free Inky with every order
Line 870: 05 04 15[01:00] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Order of what?
Line 873: 05 04 15[01:00] <@FeatherFreight> order of Inky's prostitution services
Line 896: 05 04 15[01:07] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/888585
Line 897: 05 04 15[01:07] <+BurpyHooves> [ #888585 - artist:glacierclear, dragon, dragon dick, explicit, fluttershy, looking at ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 899: 05 04 15[01:08] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/888664
Line 900: 05 04 15[01:08] <+BurpyHooves> [ #888664 - artist:glacierclear, balloon, happy, micro, monochrome, pinkie pie, safe, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
* @FeatherFreight wonders at Lucent whether it's been a full year yet since their thing
Line 1089: 05 04 15[01:57] <@Inky> https://derpiboo.ru/images/888543 much unf
<Der> Mornen
Line 1224: 05 04 15[11:06] <@GyroTech> Oh and Der~
* Der shakes himself out, floofing up his feathers and sticks his tounge out at Gyro "Rude"
* @GyroTech giggles and beeds of spit still cling to Der's feathers and puts a hoof down to scratch at his head.
<Der> You can always tip an artist more if you feel they charge too little~
Line 1280: 05 04 15[11:34] <Sparkler> hmm, switching the memory to a different dimm slot kind of helped, but it still locked up, just considerably faster
* @Borealis curls up under a pony...
* @Borealis wanders off...
Line 1331: 05 04 15[11:51] <@FeatherFreight> I don't consider that all that affectionate
* MiniZuthal imagines Vader dropping the bass
<Der> num nums
<Der> Have a 3000 count box of straws, there are so many of those in there
* @FeatherFreight wonders what exactly a Chordite_Flare is
Line 1785: 05 04 15[16:14] <@GyroTech> like this is just amusing to me: http://www.massagewereld.com/en/erotic-massages/sweet-surrender-bondage-massage
Line 1786: 05 04 15[16:14] <+BurpyHooves> [ Sweet surrender bondage massage - Erotic Massages ]
<Der> Soup
<Der> Reason reasons?
<Der> Sun dried?
* @FeatherFreight wonders why he has been eaten
<Der> Are you alert and refreshed?
Line 1924: 05 04 15[21:44] <Tihan> https://derpibooru.org/788425?scope=scpedfed3e7af2786fd6363c515ce195d0b51333c216
Line 1925: 05 04 15[21:44] <+BurpyHooves> [ #788425 - article, artist:badumsquish, bedroom eyes, bellyrubs, couch, derpibooru exclusive, ... ]
Line 1941: 05 04 15[21:53] <Tihan> https://derpibooru.org/599265?scope=scpedfed3e7af2786fd6363c515ce195d0b51333c216
Line 1942: 05 04 15[21:53] <+BurpyHooves> [ #599265 - artist:badumsquish, balls, blowjob, blushing, caramel, derpibooru exclusive, explicit, ... ]
<Der> I didnt get eaten either, you need to fact check your statements sir!
* @Serilde eats Der down to her crop
* Der can accept this!
* Der curls up in the warm crop and releaxes, good sleeping spot
* @FeatherFreight wonders what just happened
Line 2052: 05 04 15[23:43] <@Inky> I wonder if I'm decaffeinated enough to sleep
* @Borealis attempts to eat a boulder
Line 2095: 05 05 15[00:01] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/889491
Line 2097: 05 05 15[00:01] <+BurpyHooves> [ #889491 - artist:goat train, dialogue, game, monochrome, oubliettes and ogres, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> Mornings
* MiniZuthal beeps Sparkler, thamaniya, Der, GyroTech, Borealis and Tihan
Line 2285: 05 05 15[11:09] <@Inky> Morning GyroTech, thamaniya, Tihan, Der, etc
* Der eeps at a beep
Line 2294: 05 05 15[11:21] <@GyroTech> Hi Sparkler Der thamaniya, MiniZuthal Inky and Tihan~
Line 2327: 05 05 15[11:53] <@GyroTech> https://derpibooru.org/889781
Line 2341: 05 05 15[12:13] <Sparkler> oh, a translation, derp
* @Borealis nodnods. "I tried eating a boulder last night."
* @FeatherFreight squeaks softly and wiggles around under Chordite_Flare, doesn't seem to mind too much
* Sparkler puts Tihan under the grill to cook the burgers faster
* @FeatherFreight wonders what he's doing then
* @FeatherFreight wonders what he's being commissioned for
* @GyroTech wonders who's being shippped with him.
* @MiniFeather wonders what this situation was
* Der is now known as MiniDer
* Der is now known as MiniDer
Line 2754: 05 05 15[18:21] <@Borealis> I've been missing my pathfinder group
* MiniDer is now known as Der
* MiniDer is now known as Der
Line 2842: 05 05 15[21:08] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/890150
Line 2843: 05 05 15[21:08] <+BurpyHooves> [ #890150 - artist:made-in-donuts, fluttershy, forest, macro, oc, oc:vanilla, safe - ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 2971: 05 05 15[22:28] <LemonDrop> unless you're some hardcore linux c coder
Line 3028: 05 05 15[22:34] <LemonDrop> a lot of the warnings tend to be library reladed and all sorts of stuff I dont understand
Line 3133: 05 05 15[22:47] <LemonDrop> Look into its shaders/textures/framebuffers/whatever
* @Serilde wonders what Zuthal is doing up so early and then boops him as well.
Line 3192: 05 05 15[23:17] <ZeroItamae> Er, Lemon is under 18 I take?
* @FeatherFreight forms a pile using Dusk, Serilde, and Inky, and hides under them from the scary impersonator
Line 3408: 05 06 15[02:29] <Zuthal> Yeah, but you need to consider birds separately from mammals
* @Inky curls up under Seaward_Skies's bed and goes to sleep.
<Der> Mornin
* @Borealis groans and curls up under her blanket
* Der thinks everything is cute
* @Serilde thinks der is not cute!
* Der can't help with other girffs/ponys think!
Line 3635: 05 06 15[12:32] <@Inky> https://derpibooru.org/146656
Line 3700: 05 06 15[13:41] <@Dusk> At least I seem to understand WHY they want to do it.
* @FeatherFreight wonders if this is by close examination
<Der> something something, only if you get caught
Line 3829: 05 06 15[14:07] <@FeatherFreight> like >5 years later I'm still not at the point where I've even considered attempting something basic
Line 3834: 05 06 15[14:09] <Zuthal> I don't know what else to say, so have a cute horse: https://derpiboo.ru/762449
* Seaward_Skies wonders how FeatherFreight managed to get inside Zuthal as well
<Der> El', Saph
Line 4034: 05 06 15[18:08] <@Borealis> I lost in commander for blasting a scorpion >.>
<Der> Nights
<Der> With magic anything is possible
* Der blinks
Line 4085: 05 06 15[20:01] <Sparkler> Der: how are you still alive? I thought I killed you on the way back
<Der> You are a monster.
* Der throws a pebble at Sparkler
Line 4091: 05 06 15[20:02] <SkyBot> * Night Shade puts them both under seperate wings.
Line 4117: 05 06 15[20:29] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/890741
Line 4118: 05 06 15[20:29] <+BurpyHooves> [ #890741 - artist:neko-me, cup of pony, safe, silly, silly pony, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 4120: 05 06 15[20:29] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/890744
Line 4121: 05 06 15[20:29] <+BurpyHooves> [ #890744 - artist:neko-me, ponies in food, safe, scootaloo, solo, soup, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 4123: 05 06 15[20:29] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/890743
Line 4124: 05 06 15[20:29] <+BurpyHooves> [ #890743 - apple bloom, artist:neko-me, cider, safe, solo, tiny ponies ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 4124: 05 06 15[20:29] <+BurpyHooves> [ #890743 - apple bloom, artist:neko-me, cider, safe, solo, tiny ponies ... ] - derpiboo.ru
* MiniStoic wonders if anyone hear has a sweat fetish XD
Line 4137: 05 06 15[20:47] <MiniStoic> https://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=sweat Example (Probably)
Line 4138: 05 06 15[20:47] <+BurpyHooves> [ Searching for sweat - Derpibooru - My Little Pony: Friendship ... ]
Line 4139: 05 06 15[20:48] <MiniStoic> https://derpiboo.ru/887548?scope=scpe30dae2818e1228819704b21e601840c785ace716 Also, no relation, but this made me giggle.
Line 4188: 05 06 15[23:43] <Sparkler> https://derpiboo.ru/890318
Line 4208: 05 07 15[00:00] <Tihan> https://derpiboo.ru/455075
Line 4271: 05 07 15[00:28] <Chaotic_Harmony|Phon> I told her no, I was only a keyholder, and she said "Well you'll be one someday for sure."
Line 4371: 05 07 15[03:23] <SkyBot> * Night Shade offers a spot under her wing to Iron.
Line 4398: 05 07 15[04:11] <SkyBot> * Night Shade offers a spot under her wing to Borealis.
* MiniStoic wonders if little pone cuddles would help him sleep?
Line 4425: 05 07 15[08:10] <SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke wonders if he can also have little pony cuddles from MiniStoic?
<Der> Not quiet enough!
Line 4502: 05 07 15[10:27] <@Serilde> The more exclamation marks I add, the louder the ping noise is right?
* Der makes a nest out of a pillow case
* @Inky tosses Der a cracker.
* @Inky guards her blanket fort against all intruders! She lets Zuthal in though.
<Der> If you put your heart to it, you can eat anything!
* Zuthal eats Der
* @Inky frowns at the disorder in her ranks and baps Zuthal
* Der proved his own point! Although at what cost... he lost the pillow nest
* @Borealis shrugs and wanders off...
* Zuthal flops under Inky
Line 4620: 05 07 15[12:16] <@Serilde> So I actually compiled it as the proper user multiple times. Usually I update and compile under the right user for that app
Line 4658: 05 07 15[12:30] <@Serilde> Which is what I understood it as.  XP
Line 4672: 05 07 15[12:37] <Sparkler> huh, wonder why the hospital is calling me...
Line 4714: 05 07 15[12:51] <@Serilde> Uhh I wonder what show this is..the protagonist is trans
Line 4717: 05 07 15[12:53] <@Serilde> Hmm, that's a pain. Not like take it in, have them order the parts, and then drive it till they arrive?
<Der> Just use dollar coins
<Der> Ello
Line 4746: 05 07 15[13:36] <Sparkler> some people, they wondered why their color printer no longer printed color
<Der> Most printers wont even let you do that!
<Der> Do things while noone is watching
* Der is safe from bothering then!
* @Inky pounces on Der!
Line 4872: 05 07 15[15:26] <SkyBot> * Night Shade bothers Der and Inky
* @Inky will have to make do with Der, it seems
* Der got pounced and attacked! He attempts to return fire by snuggling the Inkypone
* Der never said his tatics were effective!
* @Inky uses a hoof to stroke Der's back.
* Der chuckles and flips over, hugging the pony's hoof, nuzzling it
Line 4914: 05 07 15[15:40] <@Inky> I am a jerk to you because I don't know how to attend to another mare the bat pony murrs as she feels the tongue drag over her puffy flower delivery to your site and the corners of his mouth turn up in a smile on her muzzle with a hoof to stroke Der the bat pony murrs as she feels the tongue
Line 4919: 05 07 15[15:40] <@Inky> I see that RP with Der is affecting it
Line 4948: 05 07 15[15:44] <Sparkler> I wonder how it got bishy o.O
Line 4984: 05 07 15[15:52] <Tihan|Class> oh really now what cha doin this work is licensed under a wing and get in touch with us two years ago and I have no idea what you want
Line 4985: 05 07 15[15:53] <Sparkler> licensed under a wing eh? >.>
Line 5096: 05 07 15[16:10] <@Inky> That's why I wear my backpack over one shoulder at cons, otherwise my whole back gets sweaty
Line 5100: 05 07 15[16:11] <Sparkler> depends on how heavy my backpack is, but usually 1 shoulder, yeah
<Der> You seem to have a bit of a complex irc config going :p
<Der> I dont even
<Der> kool
Line 5192: 05 07 15[17:47] <Tihan|Floppy>  is it derppony
Line 5201: 05 07 15[17:54] <@Dusk> I wonder why Sparkler's name is golden
* Der does black on white, he is wierd
Line 5231: 05 07 15[18:02] <@Dusk> Gosh I need to take that red out, I can't read Der's name
* Der is a ghost
Line 5236: 05 07 15[18:03] <@Dusk> Der: Being colorblind is hard when red looks grey to you
<Der> oh
Line 5277: 05 07 15[18:15] <Sparkler> also, I don't understand how /color works
Line 5309: 05 07 15[19:18] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/890973
Line 5310: 05 07 15[19:18] <+BurpyHooves> [ #890973 - artist:artistdragon, burp, licking lips, micro, open mouth, queen ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 5339: 05 07 15[20:50] <@Serilde> https://derpiboo.ru/891416
<Der> Night
Line 5370: 05 07 15[22:46] <@Dusk> My internet is derping something fierce
Line 5374: 05 07 15[22:48] <@GyroTech> my internet is derping every time the lightning flickers the power
Line 5380: 05 07 15[22:54] <@GyroTech> https://www.derpibooru.org/891492
* @FeatherFreight wiggles under GyroTech
Line 5449: 05 08 15[01:03] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/891518
Line 5451: 05 08 15[01:03] <+BurpyHooves> [ #891518 - adorable, all the way through, artist:nom-sympony, comic, cute, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
* @Borealis wanders off for the night...
Line 5488: 05 08 15[01:29] <Sparkler> whelp, I just ordered... a lot of glowsticks >.>
<Der> coool
<Der> damn
<Der> Mornen
Line 5558: 05 08 15[10:39] <@Inky> Oh hai Der
<Der> What did you see?
<Der> Just sleep through the lewd
* Der rides the tumbleweed
Line 5633: 05 08 15[11:39] <@Inky> I wonder if Der escaped :o
Line 5633: 05 08 15[11:39] <@Inky> I wonder if Der escaped :o
* @Inky rubs NightShade's belly and presses an ear to it to see if Der's inside
* Der cant belive someone would eat a tumbleweed, those must be very scratchy! He loudly complains about this fact, which Inky could hear.
Line 5639: 05 08 15[11:42] <Zuthal> And what about Der?
* Der jumps out of the mangled remains of the tumble weed "I am free!"
<Der> Mornen
* Der is very happy
Line 5811: 05 08 15[13:24] <Zuthal> Also, Inky, I find it strange that you keep using "they" even with people whose gender you know without a doubt.
* Der stares at a butt
Line 5850: 05 08 15[13:35] <SkyBot> * Andrew McMillan blushed and slaps Der
* Sparkler shoos Der away. No griffons allowed.
Line 5858: 05 08 15[13:36] <@Inky> Der is a tiny griffon
* Der is somthing thing like that! Also ouches at slap
* MiniStoic tries to wrestle with Der
Line 5865: 05 08 15[13:38] <@Inky> Could Der eat Sparkler?
* Der does wrestle with MiniStoic, rolling him around in attempt to pin him!
<Der> Racist
* Der doesnt know what portrayals this canon really has!
* @Borealis wanders off for the rest of the day...
Line 5920: 05 08 15[13:52] <@Inky> I wondered about that
Line 5949: 05 08 15[14:04] <Zuthal> Aslo, I'mma play some war thunder, in case anyone wants to join me.
Line 5961: 05 08 15[14:11] <Zuthal> Seaward_Skies, would you like to play some War Thunder? Or Serilde?
Line 6003: 05 08 15[14:18] <Zuthal> Seaward_Skies: http://warthunder.com/en/special/victory
Line 6004: 05 08 15[14:18] <+BurpyHooves> [ War Thunder - Next-Gen MMO Combat Game for PC, Mac, ... ]
<Der> Raw batter is the best though
Line 6044: 05 08 15[14:43] <Zuthal> and can only get in when the egg gets older because the shell becomes porous with age
Line 6073: 05 08 15[14:49] <Zuthal> also, spinning up a raw egg is significantly harder
Line 6089: 05 08 15[15:06] <Sparkler> I wonder if I could pass this off as legit
* Seaward_Skies did an art! https://derpibooru.org/891907
Line 6225: 05 08 15[17:25] <Sparkler> oh, even older >.>
<Der> How goes it, horses?
<Der> It goes, got home, ate pizza, the usual
Line 6269: 05 08 15[19:03] <ZeroItamae> Is Der a new pony? Or did I just miss him joining :o
* Der has been hanging out for a little bit!
<Der> Relativly newish though!
<Der> Nights
<Der> Heya then!
Line 6286: 05 08 15[19:09] <@Inky> I was just joking because Der is a griffon
Line 6288: 05 08 15[19:10] <@Serilde> der is like a griffon canary
<Der> Oh yea, that too! That would make me a new griffon, not a pony :p
* @Inky throws a blanket over Der
* Sparkler beds Der.
* Zuthal hugs Inky, Serilde, Serilde, Der, Sparkler and ZeroItamae, and snuggles up wiht Tihan
Line 6315: 05 08 15[19:15] <@Inky> I bet Der hasn't had any before either!
* Der has had everything before!
* Der someimes lies though!
<Der> Yes, please... go on...
* Der boops all the things
* MiniStoic tries to buy Der as a pet
* Der costs a million bits
* Der requirs 1000 fish!
* Der is bought then!
* Der hugs Stoic! He loves cuddles!
* @Serilde feeds Der to Stoic while they both sleep
<Der> Becuse! They are a MONSTER
* MiniStoic drags Der off to magic cuddle land away from the big mean eating machines
* Der cuddles in a magic place! Good thing he was only a little mean eating machine!
<Der> Heya
* @Dusk curls up under Tihan for the time being
Line 6410: 05 08 15[21:52] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/891691
Line 6411: 05 08 15[21:52] <+BurpyHooves> [ #891691 - artist:mrrowboat, crush, growth, macro, oc, oc only, oc:goatmod, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 6412: 05 08 15[21:55] <MiniStoic> https://derpiboo.ru/835871?scope=scpe1055ef6c6ddea56239117dc5897e6490675ad488
<Der> Because sharing!
* Sparkler throws a der encoded x509 file at Dusk
Line 6598: 05 08 15[23:27] <Tihan> you just pinged Der, Sparkler :P
Line 6600: 05 08 15[23:28] <Sparkler> not my fault Der picked a nick that is used for ssl certs!
Line 6601: 05 08 15[23:28] <Sparkler> (note that der formatting is really dumb and pem is way better)
Line 6602: 05 08 15[23:28] <@FeatherFreight> PEM is just base64-encoded DER
* Der is encoded
<Der> "No one ever got fired for buying Cisco"
Line 6631: 05 08 15[23:49] <Tihan> http://derpy.me/Blushing_Intensifies
Line 6633: 05 08 15[23:53] <Sparkler> cider is delicious :D
Line 6649: 05 09 15[00:03] <@Serilde> I'm having a not so good cider right now...
Line 6650: 05 09 15[00:03] <@Serilde> EastCiders Texas honey Cider
Line 6650: 05 09 15[00:03] <@Serilde> EastCiders Texas honey Cider
Line 6765: 05 09 15[00:50] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/891938
Line 6766: 05 09 15[00:50] <+BurpyHooves> [ #891938 - artist:pbhorse, bed, giant pony, human, lesbian, lyra, lyra ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> Good night
Line 6823: 05 09 15[02:59] <+BurpyHooves> [ Derpy Prepares Lunch (PIRL) - YouTube ]
* Zuthal meeps and wonders where he is being stolen to
<Der> IT at a hospital? Best of luck
Line 7173: 05 09 15[17:33] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/892418
Line 7174: 05 09 15[17:33] <+BurpyHooves> [ #892418 - artist:goat train, both cutie marks, flying, giant pony, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> That is a fast moving cloud!
Line 7211: 05 09 15[19:20] <Sparkler> picked up a 4pack of dewshine today, wonder if it is any good :O
<Der> pretty much that
<Der> Tastes mainly like mnt dew
<Der> think it has sugar in it though
<Der> DHX needs to stop being slow
* Zuthal turns into a fun-sized tatzl and snuggles up under Duskie's wing
* EveningBreeze (IceChat77@boed26-294-252-317.range26-244.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Quit: Why is the alphabet in that order?   Is it because of that song? )
<Der> Nights
Line 7329: 05 09 15[20:39] <Seaward_Skies> Night, Der and Tenno and FeatherFreight
<Der> Byea
* Der likes smell of tilde
<Der> what happened to that server
Line 7363: 05 09 15[20:54] <@Dusk> If I understood what and the hell happened
<Der> ignore the cert error?
Line 7428: 05 09 15[21:17] <@Dusk> der...I got this cert in order to /not/ have the error
Line 7428: 05 09 15[21:17] <@Dusk> der...I got this cert in order to /not/ have the error
* @Aldric nibbles on Der.
* Der nibbles back at the rude nibbling griff
* @Aldric licks Der.
* Der pokes Aldric's tounge! "Whhaaaat?"
Line 7475: 05 09 15[21:31] <@Aldric> Der: just messing with you
Line 7477: 05 09 15[21:32] <@Dusk> I installed it and everything under my acount but restarting it requires sudo so...shouldn't it be running with root permissions?
* Der licks Aldric's beak "Just messing around~?"
<Der> Just move everything to root
* Der good advice
Line 7494: 05 09 15[21:34] <Sparkler> Aldric: also, what RP? the one with Inky feeding Der crackers? :D
<Der> And then it got quiet
<Der> Hia
<Der> Safe thing to be told
<Der> You just not cool enough for him to listen to you
<Der> "other"
<Der> Stop speeding :p
<Der> Hia FloppyItamae
<Der> Wow, rude
<Der> Only westcoast con for me is EQLA
<Der> Bored, that is what's up!
* @Inky noms on Der.
* Der changes his status from "Bored" to "Nomed"
Line 7704: 05 09 15[23:44] <@Inky> Der: I am also bored
* Der boreds with Inky in the bored club
* @Inky puts Der in a box with Sparkler and observes.
* Der hugs Sparkler!
* Sparkler blinks at the tiny griffon, wonders if she has had too much cider recently.
* Sparkler blinks at the tiny griffon, wonders if she has had too much cider recently.
* Der doesnt think anyone could have too much cider and continues hugging and nuzzling!
* Der doesnt think anyone could have too much cider and continues hugging and nuzzling!
* Sparkler wonders how she hasn't met this other tiny griffon before, but then realizes that they're both tiny, adn this is a big city.
* Der hasn't meet many before, so it isnt shocking!
Line 7730: 05 09 15[23:54] <@Inky> GyroTech: peruse an older one then ~
<Der> Busy day Gyro :p
<Der> Nights!
* @GyroTech dyes Der's feathers purple and pink and his fur blue and uses him as a stuffed animal.
* Der shrugs, not like he looked good in the first place, and snuggles!
<Der> Maaaaaybe~
* Der doesnt know how someone could not like a cute thing like him!
Line 7808: 05 10 15[00:27] <@GyroTech> Hey Dusk, did Skies ever poke you this evening about how to actually get to the logs? I know he was wondering about it.
<Der> how'd it go poof?
Line 7819: 05 10 15[00:31] <@Dusk> I was in the process of copying files over when it locked up and wouldn't restart. I only got the config for ZNC which I'd copied. The rest was lost or partial, Skies wasn't one of the people's files that were saved because he wasn't at the top of the nick list in the alphabetical order
<Der> Drives dead?
* Der likes local clients and local stuff
Line 7828: 05 10 15[00:32] <@GyroTech> Der: Distributed stuff is the best though <3 my bouncer
Line 7834: 05 10 15[00:33] <@Inky> everyone's tryin' t' steal my thunder :v
Line 7919: 05 10 15[00:44] <@Dusk> and the default one is under my user
Line 7934: 05 10 15[00:47] <@Dusk> Do you understand?
Line 7944: 05 10 15[00:49] <@Dusk> Though I think it might have something to do with the older version of ZNC I was running
<Der> Night
Line 7965: 05 10 15[00:59] <@Dusk> this is gonna require me to make a folder for it to use
Line 7975: 05 10 15[01:03] <@Dusk> I had to make the folders in owncloud first though
Line 7976: 05 10 15[01:04] <@Dusk> But I like the fact that the new module logs everything in its own folder
* Der stares at Tihan
* Tihan wears Der like a hat
<Der> Very much for cuddle puddle
<Der> Just give it a swift kick
<Der> N-not lewd enough!
* Der is a master at ignoreing things to do
<Der> youtube is slow
<Der> u
<Der> An old version of flash, gasp
<Der> Youtube is slow at pushing features
<Der> Definatly a good idea
* Der sneezes
<Der> Just a tad crazy?
<Der> good
<Der> Having troubles getting it up~?
* Tihan slides herself under Dusk
* Tenno is now known as Tenno|Warthunder
* Tenno|Warthunder gets comfy inside of Tihan while he games
Line 8181: 05 10 15[04:03] <Tenno|Warthunder> Anypony want to join?
Line 8183: 05 10 15[04:04] <Tenno|Warthunder> Since when did you have WT anyway, Tihan?
Line 8192: 05 10 15[04:06] <Tenno|Warthunder> My god, everyone is offering me food. Mum asked if I wanted dinner and dad asked if I wanted two cheese and biscuits before
Line 8194: 05 10 15[04:06] <Tenno|Warthunder> But I am too full from lunch
Line 8196: 05 10 15[04:07] <Tenno|Warthunder> Nachos, beer battered fish and chip, and I am full for 5 hours
Line 8201: 05 10 15[04:07] <Tenno|Warthunder> i hate tuna
Line 8202: 05 10 15[04:07] <Tenno|Warthunder> tuna is disgusting
Line 8208: 05 10 15[04:08] <Tenno|Warthunder> No, it ruins the food for *my* tastebuds
Line 8209: 05 10 15[04:08] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Also, Tihan, can we mebbe play some War Thunder after you sleep?
Line 8212: 05 10 15[04:08] <Tenno|Warthunder> Damn it, I will be in classes when you guys do :/
Line 8213: 05 10 15[04:08] <Tenno|Warthunder> Unless I wake up early again
Line 8216: 05 10 15[04:09] <Tenno|Warthunder> You know what I want to do? I want to gather as many people as I can from here who play WT and go into battle together! :3
* Tenno|Warthunder is now known as Tenno
Line 8396: 05 10 15[05:20] <Sparkler> wonder what unlocks those
<Der> Morning
* Der snuggles the pone? right back!
<Der> Morning Inky
Line 8440: 05 10 15[10:59] <@Inky> Morning Der
* Der joins Stoic as a hat
<Der> Being productive is over rated
Line 8472: 05 10 15[11:24] <Zuthal> elevating it by putting an empty peanut can under each corner, so that more of the surface is in contact with air
<Der> maths!
* Tenno is considered cute! \o/
<Der> Morns
Line 8566: 05 10 15[13:43] <Tenno|Tracing> and hey Der and Skies
<Der> Welcomes back
* @FeatherFreight wonders if Seaward_Skies wants to do stuff in a little bit
Line 8668: 05 10 15[14:21] <Zuthal> found it on derpi via reverse image search https://derpiboo.ru/872921
Line 8668: 05 10 15[14:21] <Zuthal> found it on derpi via reverse image search https://derpiboo.ru/872921
Line 8674: 05 10 15[14:23] <Sparkler> better than derpibooru really, means I don't have to en enter a silly captcha
Line 8675: 05 10 15[14:23] <Zuthal> why do you have to enter a captcha for derpibooru?
<Der> what do you do that needs tor 24/7?
Line 8685: 05 10 15[14:33] <Sparkler> https://derpiboo.ru/893092
Line 8692: 05 10 15[14:35] <Sparkler> Der: it isn't much that I do, it is for the other people who do have a reason to hide
* Der buys a hitman with his buttcoin
<Der> it is
Line 8712: 05 10 15[15:23] <Sparkler> https://derpiboo.ru/893333 https://derpiboo.ru/893334
Line 8712: 05 10 15[15:23] <Sparkler> https://derpiboo.ru/893333 https://derpiboo.ru/893334
<Der> Nim needs a bulk eating plan
* Der sneaks over and boops Feather's tounge
* @FeatherFreight wonders if Seaward_Skies is still not feeling like the thing
<Der> Does the phone have a clock on it?
Line 8781: 05 10 15[16:11] <@GyroTech> Oh well I suppose I can pay an extra 3 a day for a place under 50 a night
* Der flops ontop of a modem card, the memories~
<Der> Byes
<Der> why are you shutting it off?
<Der> That may cause issues
<Der> Nights
Line 8928: 05 10 15[18:49] <Seaward_Skies> G'night, Aldric, Der and Sparkler
<Der> Do et
<Der> eh what's the worst that can happen
<Der> Go in late with donuts for the office
Line 8954: 05 10 15[19:05] <SkyBot> <Tenno> So is people playing more Warthunder?
<Der> I'm playing "procrastinate" Winning so far
<Der> bored
<Der> You?
<Der> Get an early start tomorrow!
* @Dusk squints harder
<Der> Night
Line 9123: 05 10 15[21:08] <HollowNote> GyroTech: https://derpibooru.org/893625?scope=scpe680ce2d558e794927d34bb2328b2628676ed2e24
Line 9124: 05 10 15[21:08] <+BurpyHooves> [ #893625 - artist:hollownote, oc, oc:endra, pegasus, safe - Derpibooru - ... ]
Line 9148: 05 10 15[21:17] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/893630
Line 9150: 05 10 15[21:17] <+BurpyHooves> [ #893630 - artist:alloyrabbit, box, donut, micro, monochrome, oc, oc only, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> you monster
<Der> What site?
Line 9210: 05 10 15[22:01] <thamaniya> I always enjoy tabbing over here and reading a bunch of lines that seem like they're written in English but that I don't understand a word of
Line 9244: 05 10 15[22:10] <Sparkler> hmm, wonder if twin hives 6 is worth it
Line 9255: 05 10 15[22:16] <@Aldric> hm, I wonder if I should have kept my hives higher while doing hqs
* Der isnt boring, just bored!
<Der> RP sleeping!
Line 9426: 05 10 15[23:44] <@GyroTech> engineering is so that it's easier to understand orders of maginitude when comparing forces and all sorts of things like that. Usually you're working in like GPa or things like that
Line 9426: 05 10 15[23:44] <@GyroTech> engineering is so that it's easier to understand orders of maginitude when comparing forces and all sorts of things like that. Usually you're working in like GPa or things like that
<Der> Tired Aldric bird?
Line 9449: 05 11 15[00:16] <@Aldric> Der: very much so yes
<Der> Then sleep silly!
<Der> It will live without yoooou
<Der> 10 seconds
<Der> dear god
* Tenno|Homework derpily buttboops Serilde
Line 9534: 05 11 15[01:59] <bishy> renders all sorts of weird for me though
Line 9544: 05 11 15[02:05] <@Aldric> bishy: what rendering errors?
<Der> Night
* Der snuggles Aldric without asking
Line 9569: 05 11 15[02:29] <@Aldric> what color is Der anyway
<Der> Dumb darkish grey or so
* Der blends in!
<Der> He'd probably not that dark to match Aldric though!
* Der boops Aldric "Sleep"
* Der chnages his wording to just be a dumb grey griff
<Der> Nights!
* @Aldric cuddles Der anyway. They're like a pet so it's not demeaning for him
* Der is happy with 'pet' if it gets him snuggles!
* @Inky falls asleep quickly under the warm blanket. There's a smile on her face, with one of her fangs poking out of her mouth.
* @FeatherFreight squeaks but goes with Zuthal without much resistance, wondering where he's being taken to!
* @FeatherFreight considers just staying up all day at this point.
Line 9738: 05 11 15[07:54] <SkyBot> <Tenno> I'm pondering about sleep
<Der> Morning horses
Line 9760: 05 11 15[08:38] <+BurpyHooves> Der: Hey!
<Der> But is it easier to just say horses, Miss. Griff!
<Der> Asleep or at work!
<Der> Oh
<Der> They are not at work yet
<Der> It is too early
<Der> "We will get back to you in 1-2 days, your call is important to us"
<Der> Morning Borealis
<Der> People are lazy
Line 9792: 05 11 15[10:13] <@Inky> hey Der
<Der> Hey Inky
* @Inky boops Der.
* Der double boops Inky
* @Inky 's snout scrunches under the impact!
* Der continues booping at one boops per second until stopped!
* @Inky stops Der by sitting on them.
* Der is indeed stopped! Inky knew his one weakness, sitting! He complains about being sat on to a deaf butt.
<Der> do you have stuff to do today?
<Der> Then just maaaaaybe you should get up! Just take the blanket with you :p
* @Inky squirms so Der slips through her marehood and into her womb, then pats her belly.
* Der chuckles at the situation and sqirms around as he slips through, once inside he curls up against the warm walls, getting nice and comfy in the mare!
<Der> Morning Sparklehorse
<Der> Sparkler, I've seen a server stuck on that screen for a while
<Der> woooo
<Der> Meanwhile, my remote storage machine for my imaging server died
<Der> Yep, just FOG
Line 9870: 05 11 15[14:06] <Sparkler> probably, just like I don't know tech stuff from the 80s or older really
* Der carries around a box of ZIP disks
* @FeatherFreight looks at Seaward_Skies curiously, wondering what he was pointing at
<Der> Woooo
* @FeatherFreight also wonders what kind of a mood Seaward_Skies is in today
* Der eats everything
<Der> Very
<Der> sounds nice!
Line 9937: 05 11 15[15:19] <@GyroTech> Der...I'm also sadly second in line D:
<Der> Trip the person first in line then
* Zuthal wonders where he is brought to
* Zuthal also wonders where he put his fucking scissors
<Der> agreed
<Der> Not that bad of a place
<Der> Do you have issues with peanuts?
Line 10095: 05 11 15[17:41] <@GyroTech> Nope, but I grew up in Texas Der. Thats why I figure I can only be disapointed xP
<Der> Aaaah
Line 10101: 05 11 15[17:43] <@GyroTech> also why the fuck is pizza classified under 'italian' Its a fully american food. Italian pizza is nothing like american pizza....
Line 10104: 05 11 15[17:44] <Zuthal> Like, so far superior that it is not even worth considering american-style pizza, imo.
* @GyroTech settles for olive harder D:
Line 10249: 05 11 15[18:41] <Seaward_Skies> https://derpibooru.org/894240 Behold! :p
Line 10320: 05 11 15[19:13] <@Inky> That neck is rather slender after all
Line 10340: 05 11 15[20:14] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/894191
Line 10341: 05 11 15[20:14] <+BurpyHooves> [ #894191 - alternate hairstyle, artist:goat train, cute, dialogue, goat, hoof ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 10354: 05 11 15[20:31] <@Inky> I wonder where Nilak is, they sorta vanished
Line 10367: 05 11 15[20:39] <+BurpyHooves> ZeroItamae has the following tags: Anal Vore | Chef Pony | Cock Vore | General Kinkiness | Inflation | Mostly Non-fatal | Prey | Same Size | Sometimes Pred | Submissive | Unbirthing | Unicorn | https://derpiboo.ru/762276
* Der has a passing interest in many things!
* @GyroTech holds Der in his mouth.
<Der> I dunno, your mouth only has me at a standing intrest Gyro
<Der> Byes
<Der> Stop sleeping then!
* @Aldric lays there shuddering with two ponies filling out his sack
<Der> scientific proven to help
<Der> Eh, who needs silly laws and treaties
Line 10466: 05 11 15[21:08] <@Aldric> Der: bwah
<Der> Aldric: bwah who?
* Der hugs Aldric's tail
* @Aldric blinks, then pulls ZeroItamae to his feathery chest in a tight hug. He flicks his tufted tail though, trying to shake Der off.
* Der stubbornly holds on, he is not gotten rid of that easily!
* Der is stealthy quiet
* Der has some fair nougat
* @Aldric scritchies Der
* Der purrs and leans into the scritchies!
<Der> Slow down on the door unlocking :p
<Der> Magic
<Der> Nights!
* Der sits on Aldric's head
* @Aldric looks up at Der.
* Der waves down at Aldric!
<Der> And welcomes home
<Der> There was! It didnt last long, though, right?
<Der> Night
* Der passes out
* Sparkler tags in for Der.
Line 10586: 05 11 15[23:48] <@Aldric> gn'ight, Der
* Der knew Sparkler had his back!
<Der> Good night
Line 10745: 05 12 15[01:19] <Zuthal> and now you have me wondering if m*kg*s^-2 is actually anything meaningful
* Zuthal rolls out from under Shooting_Star and into bed with Tihan
Line 10785: 05 12 15[01:29] <@Shooting_Star> Maybe some kind of split thing, where it's canon until rendered otherwise? And we keep it nebulous as to when and how they got there or how long they're staying
Line 10793: 05 12 15[01:31] <Sparkler> Inky turns out to be a serial murderer
Line 10799: 05 12 15[01:32] <@FeatherFreight> You never THINK your partner (or your magical horse's partner) is a serial murderer, but you never know...
<Der> Morning horses
Line 10898: 05 12 15[08:35] <+BurpyHooves> Hello Der.
Line 10930: 05 12 15[08:48] <@Dusk> I'm on the border of cognitive enough to think
<Der> They dont like your number
Line 10997: 05 12 15[09:30] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Those terms were made under different conditions and are thus void in the current situation
Line 11047: 05 12 15[09:53] <@Serilde> sorry. THat was perhaps a little out of order to refer to that scenario.
* Zuthal flops under Tihan
<Der> Morning
Line 11071: 05 12 15[11:04] <@Inky> Morning Der
<Der> Heya Spakler
* Der licks Sparkler's breath
Line 11101: 05 12 15[13:04] <Zuthal> a quick back-of-the-envelope estimate suggests that the pressure drop could easily drop the temperature under the sublimation point of CO2
<Der> Give it a taste and find out
* catnickfl liiiiiiiiiiiiicks Der
* Der liiicks catnickfl baaaack!
<Der> Take an empty bottle and dumb the co2 in there?
* @Inky throws a blanket over Der
* Der get trapped under a blnket, mean Inky!
* Der get trapped under a blnket, mean Inky!
Line 11162: 05 12 15[13:49] <@Inky> I wonder what the formula is for energy spent to ascension energy
Line 11179: 05 12 15[13:52] <bishy> or wondered, rather
Line 11209: 05 12 15[14:00] <@Inky> What would be cool is once ecmascript 6 happens, you could compile from that back to older more supported JS
Line 11210: 05 12 15[14:00] <Sparkler> kind of wonder what's the point of JS then, why not use another language?
Line 11397: 05 12 15[14:38] <@Inky> Zuthal: but you do too though that's how YouTube downloaders work
<Der> Ello
Line 11416: 05 12 15[14:59] <Seaward_Skies> And Der
<Der> Byes Boresalis
Line 11426: 05 12 15[15:01] <@Inky> like I would guess under 1, but I don't know all that much about the process
<Der> But... isnt it yours now?
Line 11450: 05 12 15[15:14] <Sparkler> Der: they mean nickserv ownership
<Der> They'll remember and long on tomorrow
<Der> eat moar
Line 11483: 05 12 15[15:40] <@FeatherFreight> Awww :( But it's OK, I understand
<Der> See ya laters
<Der> wear a mask
* @GyroTech also sorta maybe wonders what Dusk is up to
* Der flops on a VM
* @FeatherFreight wonders how much long Seaward_Skies will be around this evening
<Der> Nights
<Der> Spring is dumb, it is warm and wett
* @GyroTech rains on Der's parade
* Der sads
* @Dusk licks Der
* Tihan also licks Der, then snowballs him with Dusk
* Der stops being sad, and instead gets very happy!
* Tihan flops on her back and swishes Der around in her mouth.
* Der flails around in Tihan's mouth, unable to get any footing or sense of direction from the rapid swishing
<Der> Least it's not "Lease, 6 months. Total due upfront"
<Der> Even cuter!
Line 11744: 05 12 15[19:54] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/894440
Line 11745: 05 12 15[19:54] <+BurpyHooves> [ #894440 - alicorn, artist:aeonofdreams, laying down, macro, micro, oc, oc ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 11747: 05 12 15[19:55] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/894735
Line 11748: 05 12 15[19:55] <+BurpyHooves> [ #894735 - apple jacks, applejack, applejacks, artist:browniecomicwriter, bowl, cereal, cute, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> How does it fit?
Line 11777: 05 12 15[20:37] <@Dusk> Understandable
Line 11784: 05 12 15[20:44] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/894856
Line 11786: 05 12 15[20:44] <+BurpyHooves> [ #894856 - accident, alicorn, artist:frecklefetish, brony bait, comic, diaper, diaper ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> huh
Line 11788: 05 12 15[20:47] <Tihan> https://derpiboo.ru/894423
Line 11792: 05 12 15[21:03] <@Dusk> derping around in bed, it's one of those days
* Tihan derps around in Dusk's bed o.o;
* @Dusk derps around with Tihan
* Der boops Sparkler's boob
<Der> innovative use of materials!
* Der solicits Aldric for hot grphon/gryphon sex
Line 11841: 05 12 15[21:55] <@Aldric> Der: he's tiny!
<Der> But not a stallion!
* Der grunts and turns around, back facing Aldric "I see how it is, your just sizeist"
<Der> Maybe FeatherFreight, but still!
* @Aldric shakes his head at Der and just stuffs the griffon into his sheath instead.
* Der sqirms around in Aldric's sheath, getting comfortable. At least it is something!
<Der> Heya
* Stoic tries to suck Der to suck Der out WITH HIS MOUTH!
* Stoic tries to suck Der to suck Der out WITH HIS MOUTH!
<Der> Silly you say?
Line 11887: 05 12 15[22:34] <Sparkler> "$emailblacklist removal" is what I had typed, and it recommended "of uterus" ovaries skin and gallbladder
<Der> huh
* @Aldric rubs Der on his shaft.
* Der gets rubbed! What an unexpected turn of events! He sqirms his little body against the shaft in suprise.
Line 11893: 05 12 15[22:48] <+BurpyHooves> zuthal has the following tags: Cutie Mark: https://derpiboo.ru/768487 | RP Logs (as of 20.01.2015 1444 UTC) https://www.dropbox.com/s/wz2mz9mm99u6edo/Zuthal%20RPs.zip?dl=0 | ZOO-thull | cock vore | http://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-zuthal | https://ponyvo.re/wiki/index.php?title=Zuthal_tar_Soraniz | micro prey | non-fatal | same size | soft vore | tatzlpony | tentacle stuff | unbirth
Line 11893: 05 12 15[22:48] <+BurpyHooves> zuthal has the following tags: Cutie Mark: https://derpiboo.ru/768487 | RP Logs (as of 20.01.2015 1444 UTC) https://www.dropbox.com/s/wz2mz9mm99u6edo/Zuthal%20RPs.zip?dl=0 | ZOO-thull | cock vore | http://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-zuthal | https://ponyvo.re/wiki/index.php?title=Zuthal_tar_Soraniz | micro prey | non-fatal | same size | soft vore | tatzlpony | tentacle stuff | unbirth
<Der> If you'd want to! Though when you said silly fun, that isnt what I first thought of! :p
Line 11895: 05 12 15[22:53] <Sparkler> Der: if they say silly, they mean sex for the most part :/
<Der> Nights!
<Der> Nothing much
* Der did note an affirmative when asked before
<Der> Mornings horses
<Der> Heya Zero
<Der> Morning!
Line 12011: 05 13 15[11:05] <Sparkler> ohey, new xen/kvm/qemu bug for escalating privs, wonderufl
<Der> excalating privs, or breaking out of the vm?
<Der> apearently breaking out of the vm, using the virtual floppy drive controller, neat!
<Der> Morning Aldric
Line 12021: 05 13 15[11:14] <Sparkler> Der: breaking out, yeah
<Der> Ah, buffer overflow bugs, aren't they great
<Der> Well, a guest shouldnt have privs there in the first place!
<Der> Ello
Line 12069: 05 13 15[12:01] <SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke wonders what ink pont's record unhappibess tine is
Line 12101: 05 13 15[12:18] <SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke wonders what to fo after he gets back home
<Der> ew, productive stuff
Line 12114: 05 13 15[12:22] <SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke wonders if that means something...
Line 12116: 05 13 15[12:23] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> so I wonder if that is maybe an actual relationship with physicd and stuff
<Der> Clients/users not smart enough to know what a modem is? :p
<Der> Wooo!
<Der> Probably wanted to make sure you hadn't found something else first
* @GyroTech squeaks and falls over under the assault of love. Since he's secretly a changeling, he's enjoying the rush of delicious food
<Der> Don't you know that everyone is secretly a changling, but they dont know that each other are changlings?
<Der> And maybe a sink
<Der> You could use the toilet though...
<Der> Curtains?
<Der> Or garbage bags over the windows
<Der> Zuthal: Not if you use tape!
Line 12250: 05 13 15[15:12] <Sparkler> man, you're a big spender
Line 12253: 05 13 15[15:12] <@GyroTech> Nah, if I was a big spender I'd get that at a furniture dealer new
Line 12265: 05 13 15[15:14] <@GyroTech> Matching furniture, all wood, thats wonderful
<Der> If it isnt in writing, it isnt getting done
<Der> My policy is sure, you can talk to me, but unless something is submitted in writing, I will forget
<Der> quiet...
* Seaward_Skies shushes der
* Der quiets down, not wanting to upset Seaward
* Seaward_Skies hugs Der and collapses beside FeatherFreight
* @Dusk bops der
* @FeatherFreight snuggles up next to Seaward_Skies and wonders why he collapsed
* Der provides the logical reason that hugging requires legs, and legs are used to stand
* Der hugs Seaward too and doesn't collapse because his hug was supporting him!
<Der> Wooo! Hugs!
Line 12463: 05 13 15[20:01] <Seaward_Skies> Everything is wonderful :)
<Der> Good nights
Line 12472: 05 13 15[20:02] <@GyroTech> https://derpibooru.org/895492
Line 12477: 05 13 15[20:03] <Seaward_Skies> G'night, Der, Dusk and FeatherFreight
<Der> Happy early birthday then, Gyro!
<Der> A+
Line 12496: 05 13 15[21:14] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/895227
Line 12497: 05 13 15[21:14] <+BurpyHooves> [ #895227 - artist:pusya-pony, fluttershy, giant pony, giantess, kissing, love, macro, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 12514: 05 13 15[21:35] <@GyroTech> though...zuthal ordered like 6 so anyone right now is gonna be far down the line http://xazteiin.deviantart.com/journal/MLP-Badge-Pagedoll-Commissions-OPEN-525782980
Line 12576: 05 13 15[22:01] <@GyroTech> https://derpibooru.org/895492
<Der> Woooo!
<Der> Print you say~?
<Der> Gyro, you have a desktop photo printer, or?
<Der> Ah, Epson or Canon?
<Der> Gyro, if you want, I can get it printed for you
* Der does this thing for a hobby and has big professional printers
<Der> 8 color!
* Der print on anything from tiny 4x6s to big 24inch wide rolls~
* @GyroTech gives Der a stack of files to get printed and then asks for a quote
<Der> I have a 42inch printer... but it is an HP and been broke forever
<Der> How many and what size~?
<Der> 6x8? That is a rather odd size
<Der> Did you mean 5x7? :p
<Der> Or did you mean 18x24?
<Der> Plaster those walls with horse
Line 12634: 05 13 15[22:21] <@GyroTech> Der: http://imgur.com/q2H4HYc
<Der> That's a lot of horse!
<Der> I assume a few of the traditinonal ones were from cons?
<Der> I need to hang up my stuff some day
<Der> You atleast got it up once! Most of my stuff is in boxes
<Der> Ah, also the frame system is a neat idea
<Der> What phrase, cray cray?
* Der flops on Inky on ZeroItamae on top of GyroTech
<Der> [big numbers]
* Der offers Gyro a cake!
* @Birthday|Gyro embeds Der into the cake and eats it
* Der dances around inside Gyro!
* Der noms the eaten cake
<Der> Nights
Line 12736: 05 13 15[23:16] <@Inky> Hey Der wanna RP for a little? ;)
<Der> Sure!
<Der> Not like you were going to sleep!
* @Aldric yawns, then gives Der somewhere musky to sleep.
* Der snuggles the muskyness, where ever it may be!
* Der hopes there isnt fiberglass up there.
Line 12754: 05 13 15[23:27] <@Aldric> I have no idea how big Der is, I think they keep changing in my head
* Der loves Aldric's little sheath, bed!
<Der> The whatever convenient size? :p
* @Aldric adds Sparkler so she and Der can cuddle.
* Der snuggles a horse! The is a crowded bed!
* Der would very much go for this, yes, very much yes
Line 12773: 05 14 15[00:09] <@Aldric> Der: oh? I still don't actually know what you like
* Der should compile a list...
Line 12776: 05 14 15[00:09] <@Aldric> ?Der
Line 12777: 05 14 15[00:09] <+BurpyHooves> Der has the following tags: Test
* Stoic does tests on Der because thats what his tags says he likes :p
Line 12781: 05 14 15[00:10] <@Aldric> Der: but if you wanted to do some kind of micro sex toy UB thing I would be down
<Der> But, in the middle of stuff between two others, very much yes~
* Der is a lab bird appearently
Line 12786: 05 14 15[00:11] <@Aldric> No Der is being encased in an egg right now inside Birthday|Serilde
Line 12788: 05 14 15[00:12] <@Dusk> I wonder why this laptop doesn't let me boot from usb to a live usb
* Der wonders what he would even tag that as...
* Der wonders what he would even tag that as...
Line 12823: 05 14 15[00:24] <@Aldric> My other list of sexual stuff is mostly things with Aldric. Aldric and Ruzeth (both), Aldric and Seaward_Skies, Aldric and Der, Aldric and Tihan, Aldric and Serilde, Aldric and Serilde and HollowNote...
<Der> Are you sure the hardware isnt fucked?
<Der> Nights
<Der> Night, possibly
* @Aldric grabs Der, snuggles close, zzzzzs
* Der shrugs, griffon snuggles are the best snuggles
<Der> Hehe
Line 12886: 05 14 15[01:00] <ZeroItamae> I wonder if Aldric actually went to sleep
<Der> Oooooof course he did
<Der> Nights
* Zuthal kissies a Duskie and flops, underneath her this time
* @FeatherFreight wonders how GyroTech is feeling about RP this morning?
* Der flops on an unsuspecting Stoic's face
* Der was't expecting a mouth and flop falls inside, flailing around!
* MiniZuthal flops in from up high, right into Stoic's open mouth and on top of Der
<Der> Sick enough!
<Der> Those are the best showers
Line 13144: 05 14 15[11:06] <@Birthday|Gyro> Yep, the blanket I like to sleep under. One of those microplush ones
Line 13155: 05 14 15[11:30] <@Birthday|Gyro> Zuthal it was really just less than an hour. I just also go caught up ordering Internet.
<Der> Heya
<Der> Morning
<Der> Sleep all day
<Der> Ello
* Der licks at nothing
* Der licks Borealis's tail
* @Borealis sits on Der
* Der regrets many things! This however isnt one of them!
* Der is the safest, butts never hurt anyone
<Der> Why not nap?
<Der> Heya Seapony
Line 13274: 05 14 15[16:34] <Seaward_Skies> Hi, Dusk and Der
* Der hugs back!
<Der> Great to hear Gyro
* Seaward_Skies flails under Naril
Line 13467: 05 14 15[19:16] <@Dusk> so that you don't get 200 lines each time you have a connection derp with clients that support backlog?
<Der> Dusk, do you not have wifi anywhere?
Line 13524: 05 14 15[19:30] <@Dusk> Der: I do, but often times I don't hang out around my house
<Der> I am reporting you to the FCC
Line 13533: 05 14 15[19:32] <@FeatherFreight> Rude, Der
<Der> I am afriad it is my duty (if you are using a channel below 5 or something)
<Der> Outside of my band though!
* Der could make a legal 60watt wifi link
<Der> yep
<Der> they make products just for that
<Der> see airfiber, I think the name is
<Der> (not really fiber, just a name)
* Naril wonders if wifi at sufficient power density could cause harm to humans and what kind of power density would be required for that
<Der> Wifi is a complex thing
<Der> And yes, Naril, it is known as a microwave
Line 13561: 05 14 15[19:37] <Naril> Yeah... what I am wondering is, what would be the highest-power antenna you could safely use?
Line 13567: 05 14 15[19:38] <Naril> Like... assuming you want to be able to get within 10 cm of the antenna and be perfectly safe for any amount of time... do you know the maximum safe power for that, Der?
<Der> Could probably find out
<Der> Nights Sea
Line 13587: 05 14 15[19:40] <Seaward_Skies> G'night Der, Dusk, Sparkler and Aldric
<Der> very complex
<Der> just get a isotropicc antenna :p
<Der> Naril, look up microwave stuff, I'm sure there is a paper on exposure
* Der eats pizza
<Der> nope
* Naril wonders if there is a law against building homemade DEWs from kitchen appliances...
<Der> tldr, get a microwave, take off the door
<Der> What about 100?
<Der> Focus is also a big part
<Der> it is 1000w
<Der> It still is something
<Der> Okay, so more like 600watts of output power
<Der> Still not healthy
* @FeatherFreight yays at Der
<Der> Not quick enough
Line 13689: 05 14 15[20:04] <Naril> Der: The microwaves will probably penetrate like, a centimetre or so into the skin, so you get about 100 mW/cm^3, and, for simplicity's sake, 100 mw/g of flesh. Heating human flesh by 1 K takes about 3.47 J/g, so ignoring heat dissipation, it would take (under these assumptions) 3.5 seconds to heat the affected area by a single degree
Line 13689: 05 14 15[20:04] <Naril> Der: The microwaves will probably penetrate like, a centimetre or so into the skin, so you get about 100 mW/cm^3, and, for simplicity's sake, 100 mw/g of flesh. Heating human flesh by 1 K takes about 3.47 J/g, so ignoring heat dissipation, it would take (under these assumptions) 3.5 seconds to heat the affected area by a single degree
<Der> You should of read the elua
<Der> Nights
* Der makes Aldric a function
* @Aldric takes Der as an argument
* Der can be argumentative!
* @Aldric returns Der, but stickier.
* Sparkler takes defreferences Der and tries to access that memory
<Der> Fake potatoes?!
<Der> But those are the best potatos
* Der gets the shovel
<Der> Where were you banned from?
* Der flops on Aldric, a tired bed is extra comfy
* @Aldric grunts but doesn't otherwise acknowledge Der, until he reaches over and pulls the griffon close for cuddles.
<Der> Ouch
Line 13848: 05 14 15[22:49] <Stoic> https://derpiboo.ru/867688?scope=scpea73c1c3e883927ac92a5583d668e3e42503aab8a
<Der> And an acute griffon cuddling them
<Der> I will call Aldric cute and there is nothing you can do to stop it!
Line 13863: 05 14 15[22:58] <Sparkler> if I do https://foo.bar/ it goes to the wrong site, but if I do https://foo.bar/derp/ it goes to the correct site
<Der> huh
<Der> no .htaccess rules?
<Der> Good bye Birthday... we will see you in a year
<Der> Nights
<Der> Good nights!
* @Aldric locates the nearest bed and squirms under the covers.
<Der> wooo
<Der> I had pizza
* Der needs to be more healthy...
Line 13921: 05 14 15[23:46] <@GyroTech> Borealis: that's what I was initially considering
<Der> buy a can opener
Line 13935: 05 14 15[23:58] <@GyroTech> The landlord forgot to bring the pet rider, so I guess I'm not looking for a cat yet.
* Der offers to be a temperary cat for Gyro
Line 13946: 05 15 15[00:02] <@Aldric> I'm just wondering if you'll still feel that way alter
Line 13949: 05 15 15[00:03] <Sparkler> the pet rider?
Line 13951: 05 15 15[00:03] <@Aldric> the rider for the lease
Line 13961: 05 15 15[00:16] <@Aldric> I wonder if I'll wake up naturally 5 minutes before my alarm again, think "hmm, I didn't hear my alarm... frig I must have overslept" and then sit up to check the time, heart racing
<Der> I don't either!
<Der> It's not trusted in windows for me
<Der> Win7 x64
<Der> And didnt do anything to a WoSign CA, that I remember
<Der> Nights
<Der> oh wait
<Der> it was just firefox
<Der> Is it in Firefox 3 though? :p
<Der> Nights!
Line 14005: 05 15 15[00:50] <Sparkler> wonder when they added it
<Der> only about 30 versions behind!
<Der> So many CAs
<Der> I didnt
<Der> And morning Aldric :p
<Der> Nighta
<Der> Just cant fall asleep?
<Der> Well, good night, again!
<Der> Your a day late
* @Aldric oofs under Naril
<Der> Morning
Line 14084: 05 15 15[08:26] <@Aldric> Morning Der
* Stoic sits on Der as a greeting, wiggling with joy
* Der accepts this greeting and hugs the butt
Line 14089: 05 15 15[08:42] <thamaniya> I wonder if there's a name for a more general version of that
<Der> Just get a ton of bumper stickers
<Der> They dont trust your past state
<Der> At least it is only 7 months overdue in a different state
* Naril wonders when GyroTech will have time
<Der> Is there even a grounding conductor in the wall for that old wiring?
<Der> Afternoon
* Der sits on Naril
* Der sits in Naril
<Der> sounds unsafe
<Der> Eh, bypassing ground is no good
<Der> However if there is a fault, now the metal case is brought to line voltage
<Der> They could have exposed screws that are grounded
<Der> laptop charges sure, they normally dont even use ground and just reuse a common cable
<Der> Heya Seaward
<Der> Mapping switchports
<Der> Hows be you?
* Seaward_Skies wriggles under FeatherFreight
<Der> Heya Aldric
<Der> I live silenced shotguns
<Der> like*
Line 14270: 05 15 15[15:07] <Naril> Der: How about one size bigger? http://imgur.com/gallery/L06E7MX
* Zuthal wonders how that behaves relative to body mass
Line 14448: 05 15 15[16:58] <Zuthal> Also, a chili is already mostly vegetable or vegetable-derivative (tomato sauce) by mass
Line 14474: 05 15 15[17:01] <Sparkler> I wonder how much international calls would cost me anyways
* Seaward_Skies hugs a derpy GyroTech
* Zuthal calls nonsense on that and derps GyroTech
* Seaward_Skies opines that, since GyroTech was already derpy, he must now be normal again
Line 14495: 05 15 15[17:43] <Zuthal> no, he is now derp^2
Line 14498: 05 15 15[18:53] <@FeatherFreight> Wow, I was looking at images on derpibooru and I saw this one thumbnail an thought it was GyroTech until I looked closer
Line 14499: 05 15 15[18:53] <@FeatherFreight> https://derpibooru.org/891395?scope=scpe11b01869d1e016f4feb44217ca83903a7be5d86c
<Der> 5px thunbnails
Line 14507: 05 15 15[18:59] <@FeatherFreight> I think that pony looks close enough to Gyro for him to consider fucking :P
Line 14525: 05 15 15[19:18] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/896385
Line 14526: 05 15 15[19:18] <+BurpyHooves> [ #896385 - amethyst star, artist:icy wings, cursor, hands, lyra, lyra ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> Nights
* Zuthal snuggles FeatherFreight, Sparkler, Der, GyroTech, Tihan and Navi and flops into bed
* Der snuggles! Goodnight!
<Der> Maybe he did though
<Der> 7 oclock
* @FeatherFreight orders GyroTech to teleport them atop Dusk
<Der> 05 15 15[21:19] <Sparkler> I use "military time" all the time :P
<Der> So do I! :p
* Der flops without an agreement, he is a rebel
* Der sneakily takes photos of everyone
* @Inky squirms out from under the towel! D:
<Der> what about carbonated orange juice
Line 14667: 05 15 15[21:49] <@FeatherFreight> Der: go away
<Der> :p
<Der> Very fluorescent
Line 14689: 05 15 15[21:50] <@FeatherFreight> Now I am idly wondering if ponies cum enough at once to carbonate
Line 14709: 05 15 15[21:53] <@GyroTech> hmm I wonder about carbonated grapefruit juice...
<Der> what is it like
Line 14715: 05 15 15[21:54] <@GyroTech> hmmm...I wonder about carbonating wine now...
Line 14722: 05 15 15[21:54] <Tihan> and so is apple cider :D
* Der has some carbonated carbon
<Der> shocking!
Line 14768: 05 15 15[22:24] <Sparkler> a carbonated cider might be good
Line 14769: 05 15 15[22:25] <@GyroTech> Cider is already carbonated...
Line 14775: 05 15 15[22:25] <Sparkler> and not all ciders are, I've had flat ciders before :P
Line 14775: 05 15 15[22:25] <Sparkler> and not all ciders are, I've had flat ciders before :P
* @FeatherFreight puts Sparkler in a glass of cider
Line 14780: 05 15 15[22:25] <@GyroTech> huh, I've never come across any noncarbonated hard ciders
<Der> make sense
Line 14811: 05 15 15[22:34] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/896763
Line 14812: 05 15 15[22:34] <+BurpyHooves> [ #896763 - artist:khorme, ass, fanfic art, fluttershy, macro, plot, rarity, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 14814: 05 15 15[22:35] <@GyroTech> baths feel wonderful
<Der> 10 minutes is a long time
<Der> Ello Borealis
* Der swims around Gyro's tub
* @FeatherFreight decides to hide under GyroTech's pillow after the bath is over
* Tenno slides hoof under Sparkler and chucks her in the air
<Der> ruuude
* Der flops on Gyro's butt, joining the flop pile
<Der> It's saturday!
<Der> very bad idea
<Der> Very questionable
<Der> They are made to make you give them oney
* @Aldric pulls his pet griffon Der into bed with him.
* Der snuggles his owner in bed! He is the best pet!
<Der> Yep, it is
* @Borealis curls up under Dusk...
<Der> Nights
* Der snuggles the 'sleeping' griffon!
* @Aldric idly strokes Der with a talon.
Line 15233: 05 16 15[07:39] <+BurpyHooves> [ Ball Bender - Album on Imgur ]
<Der> Good afternooon
Line 15288: 05 16 15[13:43] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/896991
Line 15289: 05 16 15[13:43] <+BurpyHooves> [ #896991 - artist:glacierclear, artist:transgressors-reworks, bedroom eyes, color edit, dragon, dragon ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> oh my
Line 15297: 05 16 15[14:15] <@Serilde> What the heck people... Someone texted a response to an inquiry, and I responded in under a minute, asking for an address... They still haven't gotten back to me and it's been 2 hours...
Line 15301: 05 16 15[14:37] <Sparkler> hmm, derpibooru's tor node is down
<Der> rude, Sparklers needs that node
Line 15324: 05 16 15[15:14] <+BurpyHooves> [ The "Blueface" peacock spider! - Album on Imgur ]
Line 15339: 05 16 15[16:25] <Zuthal> All of our beakers and measuring cylinders in chemistry lab are calibrated for 20°C
* Der joins the club and nibbles Seaward, tasting
* Seaward_Skies squirms underneath the griffon, then
* Der cuddles Seaward very not slightly
Line 15380: 05 16 15[18:24] <Seaward_Skies> Somehow I doubt Der could do more than slightly eat Skies
* Der had meant the traditional meaning of cuddle!
<Der> Byes Aldric, enjoy movies
<Der> mad max
* Der feels honored that he wasnt flailed at!
* @FeatherFreight wiggles under Zuthal and pulls Seaward_Skies down with him
<Der> How long untill that this?
<Der> Welcome back
<Der> hang it from the ceiling
Line 15450: 05 16 15[20:57] <@Serilde> as I said der, I'm just gonna get a boom.
* @FeatherFreight wonders what's wrong with putting a mic on a desk
* @Serilde wonders if FeatherFreight has 3 monitors then
* Der just wears a headset
<Der> Depends if you are just using it for talking, plently good audio just for that
<Der> If you are doing real sound work, sure, a wired connection is always bettwer
Line 15517: 05 16 15[21:09] <Sparkler> Der: definitely agreed
<Der> "sint terrible." still there though
<Der> Nights
Line 15576: 05 16 15[21:21] <@Serilde> derp!
Line 15581: 05 16 15[21:22] <Seaward_Skies> Night, Aldric, Der and Sparkler
Line 15590: 05 16 15[21:23] <Sparkler> crusader kings, europa universalis
Line 15592: 05 16 15[21:23] <@Serilde> wonderful games.
<Der> Heya
Line 15628: 05 16 15[21:55] <+BurpyHooves> [ Derpy Hooves - YouTube ]
Line 15632: 05 16 15[21:56] <SkyBot> <Tenno> >Derpy's Friendly Competition
<Der> Huum?
<Der> Goodnights
Line 15648: 05 16 15[23:11] <@Serilde> I hope your friends won't be too loud like they were this morning Der
<Der> Hmm?
<Der> Oh yes, they will be loud~
<Der> gasp
* Der flops on Stoic "Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuh"
* Der snuggles all he can and happily dresses like a little princess, sporting somw nice little fancy cloths!
* Stoic tries to ship Sparkler and Der on a tiny paper ship.
* Der watches as the paper ship slowly sinks
Line 15704: 05 17 15[00:21] <Sparkler> sender policy framework
<Der> Nights!
<Der> hA
<Der> Maybe, less rum?
<Der> :p
<Der> gasp
<Der> Shinnier then here?
<Der> Good night Borealis
<Der> lots o chat
Line 15806: 05 17 15[01:44] <@Dusk> I'm writing up a documentation page so that most modern clients have instructions on how to connect to ZNC
* Der only has 3!
<Der> TwilightSparkle is a unihorn
<Der> Sparkler, do you have a cat that just wanders into your house?
<Der> Sparkler, do you have a cat that just wanders into your house?
<Der> Does it look like someone elses cat that just visits?
<Der> Keeeeep et
<Der> Put a collar on it
<Der> it has chosen you
<Der> Put a collar on the cat, put a tag on the collar with "Is this your cat? Call #" profit
* @Inky collars Der.
<Der> Given that the cat has been coming on going, it may not be lost :p
<Der> Nights
<Der> yep, most will
* Der boops FeatherFreight
* @FeatherFreight boops Der back?
<Der> cat likes you
<Der> nights
* Der makes a birds nest of Tenno's mane
* @Inky hugs Der like a fuzzy teddy bear
* Der snuggles Inky, being better then just any fuzzy teddy bear!
* @Inky sandwiches Der between her and Dustrunner, then wraps her wings around them and cuddles both.
* Der returns the double snuggles back happily!
<Der> Are you on the far East side of Canadas Dust?
<Der> kinda in bed with a phone
* @Inky nibbles on Der
<Der> in a bed with two pone!
<Der> Byes!
* @Inky squeezes Der.
* Der squeaks!
<Der> wake up sooner so you have to go to bed earlier?
Line 15972: 05 17 15[03:48] <@Inky> Der: something like that!
* @Inky snuggles into Zuthal's hug while she snugs Der
* Der falls asleep in Inkys hug in Zuthal s hug!
* @Inky flops on Zuthal, keeps him in bed. Places Der on top of him to help too.
* Der is useful
<Der> I'm going to attempt sleep, good night all
Line 16044: 05 17 15[03:59] <+BurpyHooves> Der: Rest Well.
Line 16045: 05 17 15[03:59] <@Dusk> Nini Der
Line 16046: 05 17 15[03:59] <@Inky> Gn'ight, Der
Line 16052: 05 17 15[03:59] <Zuthal> Nini Inky, nini Der
* Seaward_Skies squirms harder
<Der> Morning Sparkler and all
* Der licks Sparkler's butt
<Der> Tired/bored/hungry!
<Der> How is you Zuthal?
<Der> Heya Seaward
Line 16217: 05 17 15[15:36] <Seaward_Skies> Hi Der
* @Serilde cuddles underneath Seaward_Skies~
* @Serilde oofs as shes absolutely squished under the pile.
* @Serilde looks around but doesnt see Der anywhere
* Der flops ontop of the pile
* Der misses everything
Line 16277: 05 17 15[15:59] <@FeatherFreight> Der sniped me :(
<Der> They are factory made, dont you know?
Line 16538: 05 17 15[17:15] <Tenno> Ah jeez, no clean underwear today :(
* Der doesnt vote for Dusk
* Liten sentences Der to the but of Duskie for the period of forever!
* @Dusk hugs Der anyway, doesn't really know them
<Der> Tasty magic
* @Dusk nibbles on Der
* Der attacks Dusk with boops
<Der> Nights
* Der boop Stoic
* Stoic offers Der and Dusky as dinner
* @Inky pulls Der close and brushies him.
* Der attemps to sqirm away from the brushies
* @Inky relents and just hugs Der instead
* Der accepts the hugs and huggles Inky back
* @Inky squeaks happily and makes a soft eeee sound as she hugs Der to her chest.
<Der> Why's that?
* Der pokes Inky's brain
Line 16675: 05 17 15[18:37] <@Inky> Der: about what?
<Der> Just seeing why your brain is weird!
Line 16701: 05 17 15[18:45] <@FeatherFreight> Dusk, I just found a spoon under my monitor stand
* Sparkler gets kicked out of derpibooru due to login, sees HollowNote's art as first pic
* Der sits on Stoic's head
* Stoic grabs Der and simply snuggled him
* Der parties
* @GyroTech revives from the tears of a gorgeous stallion and then eats Der for partying about it.
* Der regrets nothing!
* Der kills GyroTech from the inside
* @Dusk highfives Der for teamwork
* Der gives Gyro heart burn, by eating it
* Seaward_Skies extracts Der
<Der> you monster, stealing is wrong!
<Der> Everyone is a cute pony
* Der bothers everyone
* @Inky nibbles on Der :3
* Der playfully bats at Inky with forelegs
* @Inky playfully griffons at Der with *her* forelegs!
* Der playfull horses around at Inky !
<Der> Not having things to do is nice
Line 16821: 05 17 15[22:08] <@Inky> but I wouldn't mind messing w/ Der
<Der> This early? :p
<Der> I wouldnt mind messing around
<Der> Nighs Seaward
<Der> Heya Borealis
Line 16909: 05 17 15[23:08] <@FeatherFreight> Aldric: You're supposed to know considering you claimed the character he's with :P
<Der> What heist?
* @Aldric chases GyroTech down and something something brutally murders
Line 16953: 05 17 15[23:21] <@Aldric> Maybe they, together, are brutally murdering something! Like a cheesecake!
<Der> Yep, that is what I was thinking
Line 17005: 05 17 15[23:50] <Sparkler> Aldric: have a bat: https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/5/17/898493.png
Line 17033: 05 18 15[00:24] <@Aldric> Was considering suggesting Ruzeth leading it to Zuthal's house to recuperate
<Der> :D
<Der> Nights Sparkler
<Der> I don't know why I'm still up
* Seaward_Skies collapes under Ruzeth and hugs him
* Zuthal wiggles under his big belly and flails at Dusk
<Der> Morning horses
Line 17269: 05 18 15[09:48] <+BurpyHooves> Hey Der.
Line 17270: 05 18 15[09:49] <@Ruzeth> hiya der
<Der> Morning!
* @Ruzeth uses griffon majics to invert the order
* @Ruzeth squirms underneath Tihan
* Der relaxes on a pone while waiting on hold with HP
* Der baps Aldric "Stop eating ponies!"
* @Aldric eats Der too :V
<Der> Super rude
Line 17371: 05 18 15[12:34] <Sparkler> I would consider http headers to be metadata
Line 17371: 05 18 15[12:34] <Sparkler> I would consider http headers to be metadata
<Der> yep
<Der> And just run everything windowed
<Der> Or less!
Line 17426: 05 18 15[13:07] <Tenno> Nonono Der, $5 I don't think :p
* Der ignores Sparkler
* Der climbs on Kian's face
<Der> Cool
Line 17489: 05 18 15[13:34] <HollowNote> https://derpiboo.ru/898752
Line 17490: 05 18 15[13:34] <+BurpyHooves> [ #898752 - artist:hollownote, blushing, oc, oc:zero, safe, unicorn - Derpibooru ... ]
<Der> hmm?
<Der> You know whats more confusing, waring a broken watch
<Der> untill you go to check the time and by habit look at your watch
* Zuthal wonders if it would be possible to hack a timeserver to send a signal that is just a bit off
Line 17531: 05 18 15[14:47] <Zuthal> I wonder how many of those attacks are people doing it solely for the purpose of messing with people/being a dick
<Der> Welcome homes
<Der> tasty
<Der> What about people that just say good morning to eachother on the way into the office?
<Der> spoilers, someone put electicity though it to look cool
<Der> Byeas!
Line 17641: 05 18 15[17:13] <Tenno> Bye Der
<Der> Or stop your heart
Line 17650: 05 18 15[17:14] <Zuthal> I think that falls under "fuck you up real bad"
<Der> Least it isnt a arc flash
<Der> That fucks you up good
<Der> It would likely bring help your way though!
<Der> Yep, skin has a lot of resistance, remove that, the body is quite conductive
<Der> tldr, dont eat batteries
* @FeatherFreight wonders what Seaward_Skies is grumbling about
<Der> KICK IT
Line 17775: 05 18 15[20:13] <@Ruzeth> Also he claimed he was buying weed... But he ordered 'powdered deodorant' and admitted to crack use
Line 17775: 05 18 15[20:13] <@Ruzeth> Also he claimed he was buying weed... But he ordered 'powdered deodorant' and admitted to crack use
Line 17782: 05 18 15[20:17] <Seaward_Skies> Ah, wonderful character >.<
Line 17829: 05 18 15[21:51] <@Ruzeth> I wasnt sure how much wider the bed frame would be than an actual queen size, and wanted to be safe to make sure the base was wide enough and asked for 80.5 figuring there would certainly be a half inch leeway at the widest, turns out the leeway was 3/8ths
Line 17933: 05 19 15[00:56] <@Inky> where's Der?
Line 17934: 05 19 15[00:58] <Sparkler> being a derp probably
Line 17936: 05 19 15[00:59] <@Inky> Is that where the name derives? :o
* @FeatherFreight wonders how GyroTech did that with FeatherFreight pouncing him from behind
Line 18027: 05 19 15[04:46] <@Dusk> My rough definition of running off is that my mind has wandered from that RP since you napped
<Der> food is work
Line 18179: 05 19 15[07:52] <Stoic> I want to be UNDER duskie butt
Line 18192: 05 19 15[08:43] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> urge to murder rising...
* Der nevers reads the dumb server stuff
* D is now known as Der
<Der> Morning Gyro'ed Tech
* Tihan puts Dusk under a blanket. If its dark, birdponies think it's night, right?
* Der says morning to Sparkler
<Der> Did something murder the VM?
<Der> Did something murder the VM?
Line 18492: 05 19 15[11:08] <@Inky> Ruzeth: sounds like you want to continue one of the older ones?
<Der> yep, that is a thing
<Der> If it is not related to their job and they do not make a public display of it at work
<Der> Voicing the views is an action
<Der> And an action of an offical of the school
<Der> Legally you can say whatever you want, but, if you repisent your employer with those views, and they do not agree, you can be terminated
Line 18573: 05 19 15[12:42] <@Serilde> Yes, I'd agree there Der
Line 18598: 05 19 15[13:10] <Zuthal> are there laws that she could be prosecuted under?
Line 18606: 05 19 15[13:12] <Zuthal> I think that the purpose of laws should in one part at least be to protect the civil order in the state and stuff.
<Der> Ayoh Tenno
Line 18621: 05 19 15[13:15] <Zuthal> Speech expressing or seeking to incite hate against a group of people for their ethnicity, nationality, religion, gender identity or sexual orientation.
<Der> X should die
<Der> Lets go kill X
<Der> Have fun at the place Tenno!
<Der> "White people are evil"?
Line 18656: 05 19 15[13:23] <Zuthal> Still, I think a state should oppose rioting. Since that undermines it.
Line 18763: 05 19 15[16:24] <Tihan> https://derpibooru.org/899733
Line 18767: 05 19 15[16:26] <Tihan> https://derpibooru.org/899317
Line 18770: 05 19 15[16:26] <Tihan> https://derpibooru.org/412066
<Der> Have a (late) fun!
<Der> sasl?
* Der flops on Zuthal
* Der relaxes on the unnoticing Zuthal then!
* Stoic steals Der for dubious reasons!
* Der suddently doesnt trust Stoic!
* Stoic proceeds to use Der as the fuzziest seat
<Der> Could be worse!
* Stoic offers Sparkler Der, though he smells slightly of pony butt
* Zuthal flops, wonders why he is not asleep yet
Line 18894: 05 19 15[18:55] <Sparkler> Hmm, wonder if I will make the 1700 ferry
* Der is the worst at post speed
<Der> What's the risk?
<Der> roood
Line 19040: 05 19 15[20:47] <@Aldric> it's okay Der, he likes it :B
* @Serilde feeds Der Aldric and asks if he tastes like chicken
* Der complains that he does not taste like chicken!
Line 19049: 05 19 15[21:04] <@Aldric> I wonder if they passed out. That seems unlikely
Line 19055: 05 19 15[21:10] <Seaward_Skies> What do you consider a normal time?
Line 19071: 05 19 15[21:29] <@Aldric> I wonder if there are like.... hairbrushes, for feathers
* Der would be Aldric's preening brush
* @Aldric applies Der to his wings and then pushes him into his sack for storage when he's done.
* Der does thing that is sanitary!
Line 19077: 05 19 15[21:46] <@Aldric> I saw cock vore on those tags, Der, you know to throw reality out the window :V
* Der will always hold a shred of reality with him
* @Serilde I wonder if MakerDusk is around?
<Der> Nights!
<Der> go to bed
<Der> oh my
* Der points up to the link
Line 19138: 05 19 15[22:29] <Sparkler> Der: it was Schweppes :P
* @Aldric flops his cock on Der.
* Der nibbles the cock
<Der> This early? :p
Line 19203: 05 19 15[23:19] <@Aldric> Is there a gender ambiguous term for a child pony
Line 19204: 05 19 15[23:19] <@Aldric> Like filly or colt but not gendered
<Der> foal?
<Der> Happens to be in an area where small horses are a delicacy!
* @Aldric turns into a little kitty griffon and bats Der around.
* Der mauls kitty Aldric's face
Line 19349: 05 19 15[23:52] <@Aldric> Zuthal: It's harder via a relay
* @Aldric claws at Der
Line 19366: 05 19 15[23:57] <Zuthal> I do not understand how it all works, just how to use it for general IRCing
* Der is no match for Aldric's claws, he hides just behind his neck
<Der> nights
<Der> Good night
<Der> Morning horses
Line 19755: 05 20 15[07:51] <+BurpyHooves> Hi Der.
<Der> And Aldric
Line 19757: 05 20 15[07:57] <@Aldric> Morning Der
<Der> Bout to go  drive to work!
<Der> How is normal sized griffon?
Line 19766: 05 20 15[08:05] <@Aldric> Seeya later then Der
<Der> Seeya!
* @GyroTech wonders why he's an obvious changeling :P
Line 19853: 05 20 15[09:15] <@ThirdSpurs> so...I'm wondering if that was something else
<Der> Hello from slow internet, horses
* @GyroTech gives Der's internet a dose of speed
<Der> Good luck, 2 bonded T1's for an office of 30
<Der> Best of lucks!
<Der> Well, I have an ssh tunnel past the webfilter :p
<Der> Am VNC'ed into my home computer and on irc
<Der> And someone just baked fresh chocolate chip cookies!
<Der> Maybe you just secretly need a firm matress
Line 19951: 05 20 15[10:52] <@GyroTech> Well...Der is at work, Inky at a final, and that's half of our people alreayd xP
<Der> I am always at work silly
<Der> Morning!
* @GyroTech squirms underneath both of them as he's licked on both cheeks
<Der> Spam is up! I need to eat it
<Der> Morning
Line 20011: 05 20 15[11:46] <SkyBot> * Andrew McMillan ponders on the boops and butts
* Der watches the boops and the butts
<Der> Is it safe?
<Der> A Gyro colored dildo, or a dildo with Gyro's face on it?
<Der> Person sized dicks, the best snuggle buddy
Line 20085: 05 20 15[12:37] <Zuthal> that would be equivalent to trying to walk under an acceleration of 5 g
<Der> Fuzzy sweaters
<Der> Sparkler, are you sure? Maybe Sparklerhorse will get a job as an experimental test pilot
<Der> ew
<Der> just eat and leave the phone while you enjoy foods
<Der> but butts
<Der> how do program files
<Der> "Type in your user name" "What's that?"
<Der> Well, unless the computer never shuts off...
<Der> or a typewriter
<Der> <.<
<Der> Nearly all schools have computer labs
<Der> and typing classes
<Der> Command vs Control key
Line 20191: 05 20 15[14:20] <Zuthal> (often the key with the apple logo on it, at least on older apple keyboards)
<Der> ?
<Der> Heya Skies
<Der> how much drive space do you have?
<Der> Eh, could be worse! Could just be fragmented?
<Der> Sparkler, did new exploit come out recenty?
Line 20266: 05 20 15[14:50] <Sparkler> Der no
<Der> neato
<Der> Pizza... it will be mine soon...
Line 20288: 05 20 15[15:43] <Sparkler> I've considered getting a Sparkler beany :3
<Der> 1600 here and... almost time leave work!
<Der> Sparkler, bots are dumb
* Der puts down a spike strip, rolling is illegal
<Der> it is
<Der> :3
* Seaward_Skies eats Der ):<
* Der eats everyone, again
* Der changes Sparkler's waste toner
* Der shrugs
<Der> Could be worse
<Der> Do you openly talk about those with your brother? :p
<Der> Been down for a while for me
* Seaward_Skies carefully squirms under FeatherFreight
Line 20643: 05 20 15[20:45] <Sparkler> maybe 3 if you consider the third time asking as well
* Der gasps
* @Aldric feeds Sparkler to Der.
* Der just hugs Sparkler
* @Aldric uses Der's mutable size to make them the size of a housecat, then sics them on Sparkler
* Sparkler shoots fireworks into Der's face until they go away.
* Der stubernly tackles Sparkler for snuggles
<Der> Good nights
* Der nibbles at Feather
<Der> maybe
Line 20688: 05 20 15[21:12] <Sparkler> I went to sleep last night early cause I felt awful, woke up and puked, was wonderful
<Der> water
<Der> flooding fake cities
* Der roleplays with Aldric
* @Aldric watches Der roll a d20
* Der rolls a 1
Line 20719: 05 20 15[21:22] <@GyroTech> https://derpibooru.org/900860
Line 20756: 05 20 15[21:32] <Sparkler> hmm, wonder if my xbox 360 will fit on top of this thing...
* Der lands on Aldric's talon
<Der> Just get another /24 of IPs
Line 20808: 05 20 15[22:09] <@FeatherFreight> Der: Do you want to pay for more IPs for me
Line 20810: 05 20 15[22:10] <SkyBot> * Slipstream bumps der with his muzzle.
* Der pokes Slipstream
<Der> Sadly, I'm not paying for IPs, I got plenty myself
<Der> you should
<Der> oh, the IO sheild
<Der> Still, most mobos have a backpate for the cpu heatsink
<Der> The hard drive plugs into the pci slot, right?
Line 20871: 05 20 15[22:17] <@Aldric> is that what that is? I thought that was a cupholder
* Der bites Slipstream
Line 20888: 05 20 15[22:22] <@Aldric> [with Der and Slipstream]
* Der parties all night!
* @Nadine plays with Der
* Der does all the little griffon things, like playing with the bigger ones, flopping ontop of them and annoy them!
* Der boops Nadine
* Der flops down on Nadin'e head
<Der> dumb new gtld's
* Sparkler registers .der
* Der murders Sparkler
* Der murders Sparkler
* Der is happy with his .org/net/coms
<Der> email is dumb, too much spam
* @Aldric orders sushi from ZeroItamae :v
* Der tackles Stoic's butt
Line 20970: 05 20 15[23:04] <Sparkler> Der: oh, got a better alternative? :P
<Der> Nope, just saying email is dumb - http://i.imgur.com/Oe5WY3H.png
* Der boops Aldric's boop
* @Aldric boops Der
* @Aldric flops on Der.
* Der dons a hat and does a dance
* @Inky cuddles Der
* @GyroTech coddles Der
* Der is cuddled by two ponies at once! Wooo!
Line 21001: 05 20 15[23:14] <@Inky> Why does Der need coddling?
* Der is also blind and didnt notice an o!
* @Inky cuddles Der between her and GyroTech
<Der> Suuuuure
Line 21034: 05 20 15[23:32] <Stoic> In fact, some may find it endering and join because they feel sorry!
Line 21036: 05 20 15[23:32] <@Inky> well, it's certainly endering~
* Der rudely snuggles Nadine's face
Line 21051: 05 20 15[23:35] <ZeroItamae> Inky: No, I was watching tv with Endra, and derping around, still awake!
<Der> By just jumping on a face and snuggling
Line 21056: 05 20 15[23:38] <Stoic> Der is all up in her beak
* Stoic tries to feed Der to Nadine
* Der gasps!
<Der> How could you betray me like this
* @GyroTech turns it around and feeds Nadine to der
* Der dies from being stretched
* @GyroTech casts a stretch spell on der
* Der becomes a big lump shaped like a griffon
* Der offers himself to Nadine for unclean unmarried vore
* Der watches closely
Line 21165: 05 21 15[00:41] <@Inky> that anatomy seems harder to work with with ponies :P
Line 21263: 05 21 15[01:10] <@Inky> my fetishes still fall under vore :P
<Der> that can cause issues
* Der neighs
* @Nadine pokes Der and wonders wat
* @Nadine pokes Der and wonders wat
* Der pokes back "Whaaaaat?"
<Der> Good night Sparkler
Line 21388: 05 21 15[07:38] <+BurpyHooves> [ War Thunder - Ramming Speed - YouTube ]
<Der> Morning
Line 21475: 05 21 15[10:53] <@Inky> Morning Slipstream, Der
<Der> Mornings Sparkler
Line 21561: 05 21 15[12:17] <Sparkler> derp
Line 21632: 05 21 15[12:50] <ZeroItamae> We're very understaffed >_>
Line 21660: 05 21 15[13:06] <Sparkler> you place all your workers and then you go down the road in order
Line 21665: 05 21 15[13:25] <@GyroTech> https://derpibooru.org/900782
<Der> I only answer to voicemails
<Der> ^^
Line 21759: 05 21 15[15:32] <thamaniya> Zuthal: oh, ha. Derpibooru, but I'll have to dig around for the specifics of the ones I was thinking of tonight. :P
Line 21769: 05 21 15[15:38] <thamaniya> understandable
Line 21799: 05 21 15[15:52] <Zuthal> There is a study course "Gender and Diversity" at my university
Line 21807: 05 21 15[15:54] <Zuthal> Gender and Diversity is not.
Line 21814: 05 21 15[15:55] <@Inky> Shrug, gender is complicated, I can see some value there
Line 21837: 05 21 15[16:02] <Zuthal> Under utilitarian principles, some harm may even be acceptable if the prospective benefits are sufficient.
<Der> Heya
Line 21886: 05 21 15[16:59] <Seaward_Skies> Hi, Inky and Der
<Der> Most people dont hydrate enough!
* Der drinks 10 gallons
* Sparkler idly wonders if that saying spawned from berrytube or if it predated that
<Der> He did good
<Der> Just a fuck ton of bad too
<Der> On the plus side, building blocks of money
<Der> what are you drinkin
* ZeroItamae pretends to understand that
<Der> Nah
Line 21954: 05 21 15[17:13] <Zuthal> Fun fact: Alcohol is much harder for bacteria to get resistant against than antibiotics, because alcohol works much more... broadly.
* Der drinks an airplane bottle of 70%
<Der> or fire
<Der> Hot
<Der> 100C is 212F
<Der> Just use the crazy chemical sterilisation, where the rooms using it need vent hoods that vent the volume of the room every few seconds in case of leaks!
<Der> Maybe was Ethylene oxide, I'd need to ask my old boss, it was what his old hospital used.
Line 21995: 05 21 15[17:24] <ZeroItamae> Really good! Played a bunch of GTA 5 story mode earlier, and now we're just derping around online
Line 22015: 05 21 15[17:35] <Stoic> Thats what you ment by "Derping around online"
<Der> that little?
Line 22026: 05 21 15[17:38] <Zuthal> like, I regularly work with liquid volumes on the order of or lower than 100µL
* Zuthal wonders how much pressure this bottle could hold...
Line 22125: 05 21 15[18:07] <Zuthal> apparently, a real horse's CoM is about a third of the way between the shoulders and the hips horizontally, and lower than the spine by about as much as it is caudal of the shoulders
Line 22125: 05 21 15[18:07] <Zuthal> apparently, a real horse's CoM is about a third of the way between the shoulders and the hips horizontally, and lower than the spine by about as much as it is caudal of the shoulders
Line 22145: 05 21 15[18:10] <Zuthal> which is invariant under positional changes
Line 22151: 05 21 15[18:16] <Sparkler> mostly to themself I think, since I don't really understand it :X
Line 22159: 05 21 15[18:36] <Zuthal> Sparkler: https://derpiboo.ru/901346 probably relevant to your interests
<Der> nothen!
<Der> You?
Line 22215: 05 21 15[19:32] <Sparkler> also, I'm idly wondering if you'rn't is a valid contraction
Line 22238: 05 21 15[19:44] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> ut doesn't matter for me because that is not a factor I consider in my clothing choice beyond "doesn't look stupid"
* Seaward_Skies flails under FeatherFreight
Line 22271: 05 21 15[19:51] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Actually, I don't think there is a rule about not eing topless under your lab coat
Line 22273: 05 21 15[19:51] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> we are all naked under our clothes anyways
Line 22295: 05 21 15[20:01] <Sparkler> oh, that's the artist that did the Rainbow Dash Applejack unaware cider thing
<Der> get 100 more
<Der> need thosands
Line 22369: 05 21 15[20:41] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/261073
Line 22370: 05 21 15[20:41] <+BurpyHooves> [ #261073 - everypony, photo, safe, toy - Derpibooru - My ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 22370: 05 21 15[20:41] <+BurpyHooves> [ #261073 - everypony, photo, safe, toy - Derpibooru - My ... ] - derpiboo.ru
* Der shurg
<Der> Yep, only one pony~
Line 22399: 05 21 15[20:55] <Sparkler> beholders don't count
Line 22401: 05 21 15[20:57] <Starburn> Still thinking its a beholder? xD
* Der drinks silly amounts from the 'keg'
<Der> Good nights
Line 22467: 05 21 15[21:18] <Seaward_Skies> Night, Der
* Der waves to the waving horses
* @Dusk licks Der
* @Inky scoots over and snuggles Der
* Der boops Dusk and snuggles Inky!
Line 22526: 05 21 15[21:49] <@Dusk> Understandable
Line 22535: 05 21 15[21:50] <@Dusk> I understand that. I felt the same way about my schooling. It's wierd >.>
Line 22544: 05 21 15[21:53] <ZeroItamae> Its not like a garunteed fail or something. Theres always the chance you aim for a job you're underqualified for, and actually do quite well at it.
Line 22547: 05 21 15[21:54] <Endra> I understand the whole fear of change thing... especially leaving the safety net and general structure that college provides
<Der> Considering going to sleep early
<Der> Considering going to sleep early
Line 22607: 05 21 15[22:53] <Sparkler> ohey, found my leatherman knife, was wondering where that went off to
* @Dusk wonders how this all happened so fast
Line 22710: 05 21 15[23:24] <Sparkler> so that depends on the underlying OS
* @Inky disappears under DUR's feathered wings, snug in the griffon's claws.
Line 22873: 05 21 15[23:49] <Sparkler> hmm, I wonder how many clients VERSION support inline ctcp here :P
* @Inky falls asleep on DUR, cuddled up under their blanketing wings.
Line 22945: 05 22 15[00:11] <@Inky> If she buries herself under pones and griffons the world can't get in
Line 22966: 05 22 15[00:18] <Zuthal> https://derpibooru.org/742214
* @FeatherFreight sits under Slipstream
Line 23058: 05 22 15[01:03] <Stoic> I usually don't post porn but its after 2 am... so YOLO! https://derpiboo.ru/898843?scope=scpe97419db761bfdfba852c53a2d4a3329dbc56109f
* Stoic thinks the pony under the table is lucky >.>
Line 23081: 05 22 15[01:35] <Tenno> oh hey, found a vore under an oc tag for that last image Sparkler poster
Line 23082: 05 22 15[01:35] <Tenno> https://derpiboo.ru/729315
Line 23225: 05 22 15[03:23] <Tenno> Hawaiian is just wonderful
Line 23300: 05 22 15[04:07] <@Dazuk> anyone wanna take a gander at the transition for me?
<Der> Morning
Line 23400: 05 22 15[07:50] <@Defenseless> morning der!
<Der> Heya Defenseless
* Der wave waves to Zuthal
<Der> But Butts
* @Inky is still laying on top of Der
* @Inky squeezes Der
<Der> Heya Inky
Line 23437: 05 22 15[08:42] <@Inky> Hi Der
* Der huggles Inky to death
<Der> Work stuff, found out I am going to have to tear out and rebuild the networking at one of our buildings next week
Line 23443: 05 22 15[08:48] <@Inky> What for, Der?
<Der> 'Fun' I want to hit the person that ran all the patch cables around and between the switches
<Der> makes it impossible to add/remove switches and clutters the area around them
Line 23449: 05 22 15[08:55] <Zuthal> Der: http://i.imgur.com/gzz2M.jpg something to calm your nerves a bit :P
<Der> so nice
* @Inky snuggles up to Der and strokes a hoof through their crest.
* Der snuggles Inky so she can't get out of bed
* @GyroTech snuggles on top of der and inky
<Der> Morning
* Der ties Gyro and Inky together with networking cables and snuggles his pony bundle
* @Inky hugs GyroTech and Der tightly
* @GyroTech squirms at the nibbles, eeps At the glomps and wiggles against inky as he's tied and rendered helpless.
<Der> Because, you can only tie so many ponies together at once!
* Der relaxes in the bundle, stroking and messing up Inky's mane with his talons and covering the rest of the ponies with wiiings
* Der scritchy-scratches Inky's ears
* Der tones the wires around Inky and Gyro
Line 23496: 05 22 15[09:25] <@Inky> Der: what does it mean to tone wires?
<Der> Send a singal down a wire, then use a receiver to listen for the signal
<Der> Used for tracing where a wire goes or which one is which
* @Inky wiggles back and forth under the pones
* bishy wiggles underneath Inky
<Der> Morning
Line 23564: 05 22 15[11:03] <Sparkler> maybe that's what I will call you when you derp now :P
Line 23567: 05 22 15[11:04] <Sparkler> Der: hehe, I'll probably be running cable next week, but I won't be redoing another person's work :P
<Der> people can make things good
* @Inky nuzzles Der and lifts them onto her muzzle.
Line 23704: 05 22 15[12:59] <@Inky> Ah, plunderseeds, that was the name for those vines
* Der flops down on Inky's muzzle and snuggles it
* @Inky 's slitted eyes cross as she stares down her muzzle at Der
* Der hugs Inky's horse muzzle with his wings and waves
Line 23717: 05 22 15[13:12] <@Inky> Evil for spreading evil is reserved for evil outsiders in my headcanon
Line 23740: 05 22 15[13:19] <@Inky> Sparkler: It's still murder, yeah.
Line 23742: 05 22 15[13:20] <Sparkler> it is murder, but it could be justified murder
Line 23742: 05 22 15[13:20] <Sparkler> it is murder, but it could be justified murder
Line 23743: 05 22 15[13:20] <@Inky> Okay technically not murder maybe, I'm not sure. Not important.
Line 23766: 05 22 15[13:23] <Sparkler> *most* of them don't murder babies because it is fun
Line 23811: 05 22 15[13:31] <Sparkler> wonder if they still have that
Line 23822: 05 22 15[13:35] <@Inky> I'd rather change it to make people better understand evil
Line 23833: 05 22 15[13:40] <@Inky> Lawful can also be about order, tradition, rules, regularity, a personal code you obey
Line 23835: 05 22 15[13:41] <Zuthal> I'd argue that if you actively oppose order, that again makes you predictable, makes you, in your own way, ordered
Line 23835: 05 22 15[13:41] <Zuthal> I'd argue that if you actively oppose order, that again makes you predictable, makes you, in your own way, ordered
Line 23838: 05 22 15[13:42] <@Inky> Opposing order is not really order, though
Line 23838: 05 22 15[13:42] <@Inky> Opposing order is not really order, though
Line 23870: 05 22 15[14:08] <+BurpyHooves> eyeburn has the following tags: * Starburn  http://fav.me/d8c895u https://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=oc%3Astarburn | Endosomatophilia | Full Tour | Micro <3 | Micro Adventure | Non-Fatal | Oral | Soft Vore Only | Unbirthing
<Der> some people dont like spliting beds... for some odd reason
<Der> I've been in hotels where people slept on the floor instead of sharing!
<Der> braeburned is cool guy
Line 24093: 05 22 15[16:21] <Seaward_Skies> They take out just under a pint, and the healthy human has... what is it, 7-8 pints?
Line 24141: 05 22 15[16:35] <Zuthal> Also, I honestly wonder why erythrocytes take so much longer to generate than leukocytes
<Der> neat
* @Inky sets Der on her lap.
* Der sits on Inky's lap, looking up at her
<Der> What is the max per day you can take?
* Der nibbles on some steelwool
<Der> huh
<Der> Makes sense! :p
Line 24204: 05 22 15[17:14] <@Inky> Der: you are fun
<Der> No, I am dumb
Line 24206: 05 22 15[17:15] <@Inky> Der: but unfortunately I like stuff with non micros more?
<Der> Inky: I can and do, do other stuff sometimes, would depend on the stuffs being done! Though I would argue freinds can still be had though
* Sparkler idly wonders what a 200 Hz pitch sounds like
Line 24271: 05 22 15[17:26] <Sparkler> just wondering what hearing is like for tini pones
Line 24272: 05 22 15[17:26] <Sparkler> the minimum frequency is easy, the maximum... is a lot harder
Line 24286: 05 22 15[17:28] <Sparkler> however, the maximum is way harder, since that depends on the stiffness of a material inside the ear
Line 24293: 05 22 15[17:29] <Sparkler> Dustrunner: kiiiind of? it made me wonder what pitches Sparkler could actually hear
Line 24300: 05 22 15[17:29] <@Inky> Der: okay! And they definitely can, it's just a bit weirder to me. Like why are they tiny? Do they want to fix it? What kinds of stuff do they do together? Where does Der sleep, or get food...?
Line 24300: 05 22 15[17:29] <@Inky> Der: okay! And they definitely can, it's just a bit weirder to me. Like why are they tiny? Do they want to fix it? What kinds of stuff do they do together? Where does Der sleep, or get food...?
Line 24300: 05 22 15[17:29] <@Inky> Der: okay! And they definitely can, it's just a bit weirder to me. Like why are they tiny? Do they want to fix it? What kinds of stuff do they do together? Where does Der sleep, or get food...?
Line 24315: 05 22 15[17:33] <Zuthal> normal ponts won't be able to understand anyways
Line 24321: 05 22 15[17:34] <@Inky> Sparkler: ah, I thought I remembered that from when I considered making Inky not be able to hear below 100 hz
Line 24353: 05 22 15[17:43] <Sparkler> hearing isn't the same as understanding though :O
<Der> Inky:Understandable. As for the Why, Fix, Sleep, Food questions, I'd need to think of them more in context to this canon and as to what. Anything that doesnt lead to death!
<Der> Inky:Understandable. As for the Why, Fix, Sleep, Food questions, I'd need to think of them more in context to this canon and as to what. Anything that doesnt lead to death!
Line 24360: 05 22 15[17:44] <@Inky> Der: okay! It's just, Inky would be concerned about all of those if she met a tiny griffon, so...
* Der throws shit at the wall, He was cuuursed stealing an evil object, likely yes! He has a nest, being a burd and all and he steals it
<Der> And annoying!
<Der> And resentfull? Would depend how long he was like that. Or maybe he is just a happy guy that keeps all the sadness bottled up inside!
Line 24392: 05 22 15[17:52] <@Inky> Der: maybe!
Line 24393: 05 22 15[17:53] <@Inky> Der: it depends. Still, being turned tiny would probably fuel a ton of angst unless he were exceptionally cheerful
Line 24395: 05 22 15[17:54] <@Inky> Der: and he might resent stuff like being given a birdhouse to sleep in, or being dependent on others for things now
<Der> Inky: Why not just a blanket on a shelf to sleep on? Depending on others? Can't depend on others if you never ask for help and struggle to live on your own! Or he does resent all the help he gets, but just puts on a smile and nods as he mentaly beats himself up for being a helpless bird.
* Der notes to put time into thinking about sad birdcat
Line 24409: 05 22 15[17:59] <@Inky> Der: perhaps!
Line 24411: 05 22 15[18:00] <@Inky> Der: that could show through into how he accepts help, too
Line 24413: 05 22 15[18:08] <@Inky> Der: but yeah that all sounds interesting
* @Inky hugs Der the sad birdcat
Line 24428: 05 22 15[18:17] <@Inky> Der: would he find a blanket on a shelf demeaning?
* Der hugs the happy bathorse
<Der> Inky: Wouldnt a bird house be more demeaning? And yep, proably would if he knew somepony enough!
* @Inky snuggles Der tight! Tries to snuggle the sad away!
Line 24440: 05 22 15[18:57] <@Inky> Der: okay, true mv
<Der> What is for dinner?
* Der nibbles at Seaward_Griffon!
<Der> Byes!
Line 24512: 05 22 15[19:15] <Sparkler> I wonder if I have it installed since I'm running gnome heh
<Der> got quiet!
Line 24540: 05 22 15[20:04] <@Inky> Der: food happened!
* @Inky sets Der on her nose.
* Der walks up Inky's muzzle and sits against her head, between her eyes
<Der> Not as bad written as spike
* Der smirks at his causing mild discomfort and lounges!
<Der> Nights@
<Der> Heyhey
<Der> Why not just get another SSD!
<Der> so many cons
<Der> fully?
<Der> Not sure that will go well enough
Line 24641: 05 22 15[21:34] <@Inky> Der: have you thought about sad catbird?
<Der> Maybe have thought about griffon a little!
Line 24648: 05 22 15[21:38] <@Aldric> Der: hooray!
Line 24649: 05 22 15[21:39] <@Aldric> Der: I can talk about griffon a little too!
Line 24650: 05 22 15[21:39] <SkyBot> <Iron Anvil> https://derpiboo.ru/901729
<Der> You are wrong, Aldric is cute
Line 24709: 05 22 15[22:04] <@Aldric> Der: yoo
Line 24712: 05 22 15[22:05] <@Aldric> Der: Aldric is cute, huh? :V
<Der> He is!
Line 24726: 05 22 15[22:16] <@Aldric> Der: :333
Line 24728: 05 22 15[22:18] <@Aldric> Der: thanks :D
<Der> What about my 5.25" slots?
<Der> He is a cute big scary griffon! The best combo!
<Der> Screw the mounting bracket?
Line 24743: 05 22 15[22:27] <Sparkler> Der: waiting a month :P
Line 24744: 05 22 15[22:27] <@Aldric> Der: :33
<Der> !tagadd
Line 24770: 05 22 15[22:30] <Tenno> My mind derped
<Der> !tagadd Mirco, Preds
Line 24781: 05 22 15[22:30] <+BurpyHooves> Der: I have added the tag(s) for you.
Line 24786: 05 22 15[22:32] <Tenno> I just didn't understand it
Line 24788: 05 22 15[22:32] <@Dusk> der used it correctly
Line 24805: 05 22 15[22:33] <@Aldric> Dusk: no silly, Der misspelled micro
<Der> <.<
Line 24819: 05 22 15[22:35] <@Aldric> Der: wanna talk about catbirds
<Der> Aldric: Sure!
Line 24840: 05 22 15[22:40] <@Aldric> Der :d
<Der> Aldric: :3
Line 24844: 05 22 15[22:41] <@Aldric> Der: so what did they steal? How did they end up in Seaddle?
Line 24849: 05 22 15[22:43] <@Aldric> Der: do they tell ponies about it? Or do they keep it a secret out of shame?
Line 24851: 05 22 15[22:43] <Tenno> What is the matter with it? I don't understand?
Line 24856: 05 22 15[22:45] <@Dusk> I'm wondering why it's doing it in the first place :v
<Der> Aldric: It'd have to be something easy enough for some dumb catbird to get to... hmmmm. As as for Seaddle, he could of hitched a ride with someone to there? It is a port city, right?
<Der> And no, he would not say it right off the bat, shame of being dumb and taking it and also given the fact he doesnt seem to have a permanent residence would assume that he didnt have one before the incident either
Line 24902: 05 22 15[23:03] <@Aldric> Der: sorry people came in and I haven't gotten to read that yet!
<Der> Aldric: No problem!
<Der> mIRC doesnt alias /join channel to /join #channel, least not for me :p
<Der> ah
Line 24915: 05 22 15[23:08] <@FeatherFreight> Everything was broken until I messed with the boot order slightly
Line 24925: 05 22 15[23:11] <@Aldric> Der: it is a port city, he could have done that
<Der> Heya Borealis
Line 24940: 05 22 15[23:22] <@Aldric> Der: Hm, but could he keep his home if he were tiny?
<Der> Aldric: A home would of implied some funds and friends, otherwise he wouldnt be wadering!
<Der> Aldric: A home would of implied some funds and friends, otherwise he wouldnt be wadering!
Line 24942: 05 22 15[23:25] <@Aldric> Der: Hm, okay
Line 24943: 05 22 15[23:25] <@Aldric> Der: no friends? D:
<Der> Aldric: Unless he was staying with one in Seaddle!
Line 24953: 05 22 15[23:28] <Sparkler> hmm, I wonder if my raids were configured using device names instead of uuids
Line 24956: 05 22 15[23:29] <Sparkler> wonder what it was doing,
<Der> It just wanted to think about it's nice new case
Line 24959: 05 22 15[23:30] <@Aldric> Der: but then he would go back to that friend, right?
Line 24960: 05 22 15[23:30] <@Aldric> Der: stowing away on a ship might be hard! Because there's not many places to hide
<Der> Aldric: Hence my logic of, if he had a friend to stay with he would, unless by some weird convenience he had a freind in Seaddle and was just wandering around the area at times. And depends how often they check the cargo area!
<Der> Aldric: Hence my logic of, if he had a friend to stay with he would, unless by some weird convenience he had a freind in Seaddle and was just wandering around the area at times. And depends how often they check the cargo area!
Line 24964: 05 22 15[23:32] <@Aldric> Der: okay!
Line 24965: 05 22 15[23:33] <@Aldric> Der: so he's in Seaddle trying to get by?
<Der> Aldric: That'd probably be the idea, unless you have a better one
Line 24967: 05 22 15[23:38] <@Aldric> Der: it makes sense!
Line 24978: 05 22 15[23:44] <@Aldric> Der: would you rather he find another griffon, or a bat pony
<Der> Aldric: Not a huge preferance between the two, another griffon is always nice, but I will leave it up to you!
Line 24980: 05 22 15[23:53] <@Aldric> Der: well, I mean, I dunno how Aldric would feel!
* @Inky cuddles Der
* Der huggles the batpone
* @Inky initiates dream sequence with normal sized Der
Line 24993: 05 23 15[00:07] <@Inky> Der: what are you up to, anyway?
Line 24994: 05 23 15[00:07] <@Inky> Der: what do you get up to for fun?
<Der> Inky: What do I do for fun? In general?
Line 25007: 05 23 15[00:08] <@Inky> Der: yeah!
<Der> Inky: Mess around on the internet, read stuff, play some games, molest servers. Normal stuff!
Line 25010: 05 23 15[00:10] <@Inky> I just wonder
* Der dream wraps his wings around Inky, hugging her and pulling her head into his chest
<Der> Why do you ask?
* @Inky sighs and practically melts against Der, resting against the big, handsome griffon.
Line 25018: 05 23 15[00:12] <@Inky> But whose dream is it?? Der's or Inky's??
Line 25022: 05 23 15[00:14] <@Inky> Der: so, I think I'd want Der to run into Inky, because I know how she'd react
Line 25022: 05 23 15[00:14] <@Inky> Der: so, I think I'd want Der to run into Inky, because I know how she'd react
<Der> Good question! Der wanting being nice and big again and snuggling away, or Inky just wishing she had a nice big fuzzy griff to snuggle?
<Der> Good question! Der wanting being nice and big again and snuggling away, or Inky just wishing she had a nice big fuzzy griff to snuggle?
Line 25025: 05 23 15[00:15] <@Inky> Der: either one is possible! Inky has missed snuggling that one griffon from her past...
Line 25026: 05 23 15[00:16] <@Inky> and Der probably dreams of being big again!
<Der> He probably dreams of being one inch taller then he used to be!
Line 25031: 05 23 15[00:18] <@Inky> Does Der want to get all the mares
<Der> Why not dream of everyone swooning for him? :P
* @Inky swoons all over Der
<Der> Inky, Aldric, a stuffed bear, the lamp in the corner... dreams are weird man
* @Inky buys a plush griffon that's slightly bigger than Der and gives it to him as a present
* @Aldric swoons for Der, is super gay in dreamland
<Der> Eh, maybe not hate, could just be something nice to lean against while sleeping!
* Der graps Aldric and brings him in for beak kisses
* @Aldric makes out with Der, tongue going everywhere
<Der> He'd understand it was a gift though, so he would at least try not to hate it!
<Der> He'd understand it was a gift though, so he would at least try not to hate it!
<Der> Help too much maybe?
Line 25056: 05 23 15[00:34] <@Aldric> Der: definitely! She would absolutely help too much
<Der> D:
<Der> And Aldric, what, a mix of confusion and too little help?
Line 25064: 05 23 15[00:39] <@Aldric> Though I think that what, Der needs to return the thing and make amends somehow to break the curse?
<Der> If it was that simple, well, I dobut he still even have the thing, since it may be hard to carry around, or he stashed it somewhere. Or it is still on the floor of [evil temple] as he couldnt even pick it up anymore! Maybe he just needs to do some goat sacrifices...
Line 25071: 05 23 15[00:46] <@Aldric> well, I assume you the player don't want Der to get fixed
<Der> Well, that and I am also am figureing this out as I go along, and curses are mean
Line 25079: 05 23 15[00:49] <@Aldric> Der: fair enough
Line 25082: 05 23 15[00:50] <@Inky> How big is Der compared to Sparkler..?
<Der> Close to the sameish size I think?
Line 25085: 05 23 15[00:53] <Sparkler> Der: ^ for reference
<Der> Sparkler, stop being upset
<Der> And yep, closeish to thatish!
<Der> The image, Sparkler
* @Inky pulls Sparkler and Der close and cuddles them sleepily
* Der snuggles up in Inky's soft fur!
Line 25124: 05 23 15[01:03] <@FeatherFreight> On Arch it was as simple as adding another repo that maintained an older version of X
* @Inky wraps up Der and Sparkler in her wings and zzzs
Line 25126: 05 23 15[01:03] <@FeatherFreight> When I did pacman -Syyuu (equivalent of apt-get update and upgrade) it saw the older package had a higher priority and downgraded it
<Der> nights
* @Inky squeezes Der close
* @Inky eeps louder. There's a hoof on her butt! o//o
Line 25408: 05 23 15[10:38] <thamaniya> I wonder if I could make bitlbee like automatically mute Twitter for the episode's duration every week
Line 25487: 05 23 15[11:04] <@Inky> GyroTech: considerations: time limits, spam, misspellings, things with plusses and minuses
* @FeatherFreight pulls Gyro out from under Seaward_Skies before the glomping occurs
* @Inky pushes Gyro back under Seaward_Skies
* @Inky giggles and squirms as a lump moves under her fur, waving the wrong way.
Line 25637: 05 23 15[14:05] <Seaward_Skies> Wondering if you could offer a little assistance/advise for my recurring BSoD issue
Line 25641: 05 23 15[14:06] <+BurpyHooves> [ BSODError newest on the left - SeawardSkies's library ]
<Der> Morning horses
Line 25677: 05 23 15[16:11] <+BurpyHooves> Der: Hey
Line 25678: 05 23 15[16:11] <@Inky> Morning Der
Line 25679: 05 23 15[16:11] <@Inky> ... Der, where do you live? What timezone?
Line 25680: 05 23 15[16:11] <Tenno|Sad> hi der
<Der> CST
<Der> Eh, its saturday
Line 25689: 05 23 15[16:32] <+BurpyHooves> zuthal has the following tags: Cutie Mark: https://derpiboo.ru/768487 | RP Logs (as of 20.01.2015 1444 UTC) https://www.dropbox.com/s/wz2mz9mm99u6edo/Zuthal%20RPs.zip?dl=0 | ZOO-thull | cock vore | http://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-zuthal | https://ponyvo.re/wiki/index.php?title=Zuthal_tar_Soraniz | micro prey | non-fatal | same size | soft vore | tatzlpony | tentacle stuff | unbirth
Line 25689: 05 23 15[16:32] <+BurpyHooves> zuthal has the following tags: Cutie Mark: https://derpiboo.ru/768487 | RP Logs (as of 20.01.2015 1444 UTC) https://www.dropbox.com/s/wz2mz9mm99u6edo/Zuthal%20RPs.zip?dl=0 | ZOO-thull | cock vore | http://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-zuthal | https://ponyvo.re/wiki/index.php?title=Zuthal_tar_Soraniz | micro prey | non-fatal | same size | soft vore | tatzlpony | tentacle stuff | unbirth
* Der squawks
* Zuthal noms Der
* Zuthal wonders what it would take to send all of them on a one-way trip to the moon, with free lithobraking
Line 25763: 05 23 15[18:40] <Seaward_Skies> Indeed. But the average intelligence of the modern human is...average :v
Line 25772: 05 23 15[18:42] <Zuthal> though what I wonder is... have a lot of people just started turning into nutjobs in the last decade, or is it just that sites like tumblr give the nutjobs a voice that they didn't have before?
Line 25823: 05 23 15[19:00] <@Inky> Likely to choose, but why? Because of social pressure, gender stereotypes?
Line 25837: 05 23 15[19:02] <Zuthal> Some pretty strong cognitive biases (like the bystander effect) are actually hardcoded into our brains by our genetics as well
Line 25878: 05 23 15[19:10] <Zuthal> pregnancy leave is, as I understand it, mainly for the protection of the unborn child
Line 25913: 05 23 15[19:18] <Seaward_Skies> That road leads to enforced 50/50 gender splits in workplaces
Line 25916: 05 23 15[19:18] <Sparkler> it leads to laws that say you cannot discriminate based on gender
Line 25917: 05 23 15[19:18] <Zuthal> My way also does not discriminate based on gender
Line 25954: 05 23 15[19:27] <Seaward_Skies> I consider this to be not only unfair, but also dangerous, since those standards are there for very good reasons
Line 25959: 05 23 15[19:29] <Seaward_Skies> If there is a casualty belowdecks who needs to be evacuated, you need a certain level of strength to be able to get them up a ladder, or through a bulkhead door and out of immediate environmental danger
Line 25966: 05 23 15[19:31] <Zuthal> He is saying the exact opposite, as I understand it
Line 25968: 05 23 15[19:31] <Sparkler> ok, I understand now
Line 25979: 05 23 15[19:39] <Seaward_Skies> Why? If we want to even up the gender disparity, we need to make it easier for men to get into those positions
Line 25980: 05 23 15[19:39] <Zuthal> Sparkler: Not the same can be easier or harder
Line 25981: 05 23 15[19:40] <Sparkler> I don't think it should be made easier for X gender to get Y job
Line 25984: 05 23 15[19:41] <Zuthal> Sparkler: But if it is currently harder for one group to get the job, then it should be made easier for that group until the requirements are equal
<Der> The Hawks man
<Der> Maybe it turns out they can play
* @Inky cuddles Der.
* Der hugs Inky!
* @Inky pats Der on the back.
* Seaward_Skies derps
<Der> (because you can)
<Der> ([{</me bites Zutgal>}])
* Der bites Zuthal's ear
<Der> Mornings
<Der> Wooo
<Der> Nights!
Line 26138: 05 23 15[22:03] <@Inky> Hey Der wanna make a bat decision
<Der> Batty bat decisions
<Der> What type of bat decision
<Der> Printing is up!
Line 26150: 05 23 15[22:20] <Sparkler> not sure I would consider that unbirth though
<Der> Doesnt everyone...?
Line 26185: 05 23 15[22:43] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/902237
Line 26186: 05 23 15[22:43] <+BurpyHooves> [ #902237 - ahegao, artist:caroo, blushing, bondage, chains, freckles, glasses, horn ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 26188: 05 23 15[22:44] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/902750
Line 26189: 05 23 15[22:44] <+BurpyHooves> [ #902750 - applejack, artist:sugahbite, big macintosh, fluttershy, macro, micro, monochrome, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
* Der hugs a butt
* Zuthal moans happily as he is filled up with cum... with Chordite_Flare disappearing under his huge belly
<Der> Cant you share?
Line 26294: 05 23 15[23:35] <@Chordite_Flare> If you request to be banned in order to prevent yourself from having anxiety attacks about the channel or somesuch we'll oblige
<Der> Byes, Sir Tenno
<Der> Heya
<Der> Ngihtd@
<Der> Heya Borealis
<Der> Nights Zero
* Der joins Borealis and rolls
<Der> Original vocals tend to be better most of the time
* @Inky boops Der
* Der boops Inky
* @Inky scrunches her nose under the tiny claw.
<Der> No worries! Was the planning planned well?
Line 26356: 05 24 15[01:33] <@Inky> Der: it was!
* @Inky invites Der to make sleepy bat decisions
<Der> Inky: What type of sleepy batty bat decisions do you speak of
Line 26369: 05 24 15[01:43] <@Inky> Der: I dunno! Sleepy cuddles? I'm in bed
Line 26373: 05 24 15[01:43] <@Inky> Der: I can be Aldric or Inky or anyone
<Der> Inky: Sleepy cuddles sound okay, and who do you want to be!
Line 26391: 05 24 15[01:49] <@Inky> Der: man don't you have opinions? :v
Line 26392: 05 24 15[01:49] <@Inky> Der: you liked griffons last I remember
<Der> Inky: I do, and I do, but others have opinions too!
Line 26400: 05 24 15[01:52] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/902944
Line 26401: 05 24 15[01:52] <+BurpyHooves> [ #902944 - anus, artist:starry5643, balls, dock, explicit, gay, house, looking ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 26402: 05 24 15[01:52] <@Aldric> Der: okay, but when I ask for yours, I want yours! ;)
* @Aldric gives Sparkler and Der such a view.
<Der> Very hot indeed~
* @Aldric carries Sparkler and Der into #vore
* Der complains as he is dragged places
<Der> Nights!
<Der> Sleeping
* @FeatherFreight sits on Der
* Der wiggles and trys to be unsat on!
* Der sads, forever a seat
* Der on the other hand, has found a purpose in life!
<Der> Did you sleep in the shower
* @FeatherFreight is sat on, wiggles under Zuthal
<Der> Did you pass out naked in the bathroom
* Seaward_Skies waves at FeatherFreight and Dusk as he collapses under the boop
* Zuthal giggles and wiggles a bit under Duskie, rubbing his tail against hers
* Zuthal wants to be under Duskie
* Saphling points to https://derpibooru.org/813839?scope=scpe3e6f60155eb211cdf523e42e47c129299fd7e3ce
Line 26822: 05 24 15[10:35] <SkyBot> <Alex 'Dusk' Howard> There are far more machines running Linux in the world or some derivative or Unix than windows
* Seaward_Skies is still under the effects of that antacid potion, of couse :p
<Der> Morning horse creatures
<Der> Heya Slipstream
<Der> Morning Sparkles
<Der> very not safe hoese
<Der> decisions are hard
Line 26945: 05 24 15[14:12] <@Aldric> Der: too true!
<Der> I still need to book flights for Bronycon and EQLA
<Der> I will be! Been there the past several years
<Der> forever
<Der> Ship yourself to the con
<Der> Nonstop are the best flights
<Der> And normally the cheapers ones, oddly
<Der> ew
<Der> Welcome back!
Line 26981: 05 24 15[14:40] <Saphling> did those flights involve slingshots, cannons, and extendable hang gliders?
Line 27053: 05 24 15[15:39] <D3R> I'm murdering a wiring harness
Line 27067: 05 24 15[15:44] <Arctic_Gust> Sparkler: cat5 or any cable derived from it, happy now?
Line 27231: 05 24 15[16:44] <Zuthal> Sparkler: Auto-extending ladder :V
* Kian wonders why Aldric has been stealing dragon eggs...
Line 27302: 05 24 15[17:00] <D3R> Wooo, all the wires are soldered
<Der> query thier bot more
Line 27320: 05 24 15[17:35] <Saphling> I wonder if it actually did anything...
* Der idly trips and falls
Line 27331: 05 24 15[17:49] <@Inky> ...trips on Der
* Der gets smooshed under two ponies and fails about under them!
* Der gets smooshed under two ponies and fails about under them!
* Der gets smooshed under two ponies and fails about under them!
* @Inky rummages around beneath them and pulls out Der, who looks rather a mess
* Der seems to have found a way out of the massive of ponies covering him via Inky's hoof! He smiles and gives a small wave to Inky "Thanks for not laying on me forever!"
<Der> ?
<Der> Good nights Seaward!
<Der> I work tomorrow too
Line 27357: 05 24 15[18:59] <Seaward_Skies> G'night, Der
<Der> Since it is the only day no one else in in the office!
* Der flops on the large bellied Zuthal
* Der mixes in a few skittles
<Der> Snugglepiles are the best
Line 27417: 05 24 15[20:39] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/887690
Line 27418: 05 24 15[20:39] <+BurpyHooves> [ #887690 - artist:marsminer, braces, breezie, bukkake, cum, cum on hair, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> We hid it from you
Line 27422: 05 24 15[21:09] <@Inky> I feel like I still don't know you super well Der
<Der> Not that suprising Inky!
Line 27424: 05 24 15[21:12] <@Inky> Der: but I wanna!
<Der> Well what do you want to know!
Line 27427: 05 24 15[21:23] <@Inky> Der: I dunno, I just wanna chat
<Der> Inky: Playing games can be distracting! Do you atleaast play in windowed were it is easy to switch windows?
Line 27430: 05 24 15[21:25] <@Inky> Der: definitely! unfortunately PoE also does not pause >_>
<Der> Does it eat lots of time?
Line 27447: 05 24 15[21:44] <@Inky> ah, the 1mo league has different combinations of older league mods at the same time :o
<Der> It is tasty, being able to power stuff over wires!
* @Inky also pulls ZeroItamae and Der into the hug.
* Der hugs all over Inky
Line 27477: 05 24 15[21:50] <@Inky> Der: even the lewd places? :O
<Der> Everywhere.
<Der> POE is even worse when different venders act dumb to eachouter
<Der> POE is even worse when different venders act dumb to eachouter
* @Inky shivers and gets Der rather damp.
<Der> nothing
* @Inky pulls Der close and hugs them
* Der doesn't hug the HORSE back and turns away from Inky
* Der isn't even looking in her direction
<Der> Batty bats
<Der> What does plugin do?
<Der> ah
<Der> Mrrf indeed
* @Inky becomes Sparkler-sized and boops Der!
* Der gasps and boops Inky back!
* @Inky scrunches under the talon!
* Der assaults Inky with boops and pokes!
Line 27552: 05 24 15[23:10] <Sparkler> how does these cuffs even work? >.> https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/1/11/803938.png
<Der> Placed tightly around legs?
* Der pounces on the downed Inky, cuddling her
<Der> nothing odd there
<Der> Seems that way!
* @Dusk curls up under FeatherFreight
<Der> Bed is a good place
Line 27594: 05 25 15[00:22] <bishy> https://derpiboo.ru/903720 artz
<Der> Nice horse!
Line 27600: 05 25 15[00:27] <@GyroTech> https://derpiboo.ru/903722
<Der> cat
<Der> lewd
Line 27649: 05 25 15[00:47] <@Ruzira> I was just thinking "by staying up so late Zuthal has made it harder for me to talk to him"
Line 27656: 05 25 15[00:48] <Sparkler> was wondering about that
<Der> Sleep is over rated
* Der ships everything
<Der> Do things with the names
<Der> Too lewd
<Der> Nights!
* @GyroTech cuddles a tiny Der griffon on his tongue
* Der hugs Gyro's warm cuddly tounge!
* @Inky makes GyroTech eat her out and deposit Der inside
* @GyroTech obliges and then follows in after Der.
<Der> Many lewd noises, yes
<Der> I may go to sleep soon... I think my 4 hour nap is wearing off
<Der> Specaily considering I need to 'work' tomorrow!
<Der> Specaily considering I need to 'work' tomorrow!
* @Soul_Serenade sighs quietly andersen'
Line 27790: 05 25 15[01:44] <@Soul_Serenade> *and wanders off
<Der> I think he shouldn't have a server
<Der> not anymore
<Der> put the server in a cm and live off snapshots
<Der> good assuming!
<Der> or revoke his access :p
<Der> this is a smart person
Line 27832: 05 25 15[01:54] <@Dusk> Der: all of the smart
* Der keeps his root keys in a .zip in on a webserver!
<Der> nah, it is really a .rar renamed to a zip!
<Der> no one will ever guess!
<Der> anywhi, goodnights!
Line 27841: 05 25 15[02:01] <@Subira> https://derpiboo.ru/900986 nomnom :v
* @Inky oofs under ZeroItamae and snuggles them.
Line 27958: 05 25 15[11:03] <ZeroItamae> So? I used to have a folder of like 8 years worth of porn images saved up before I kinda gave that up >_>
Line 27966: 05 25 15[11:04] <Zuthal> And all of HollowNote's, too. And tags it and sorts it into neat folders.
Line 27979: 05 25 15[11:05] <Endra> Zero wants your porn folder
Line 27991: 05 25 15[11:06] <@Inky> Meh, derpibooru has all the porn I want
Line 27998: 05 25 15[11:07] <Zuthal> or if derpibooru goes down for a longer time at some point?
Line 28021: 05 25 15[11:10] <@Inky> harder to find, too.
Line 28027: 05 25 15[11:11] <@Inky> Zuthal: derpibooru doesn't go down and I don't lose Internet access, done
Line 28078: 05 25 15[12:46] <@Inky> Der: kinda surprised a techie like you doesn't have a relay or bouncer
* Seaward_Skies wonders if Zuthal ate Aldric too, or if he was pulled out of the tatzl
Line 28113: 05 25 15[13:23] <@GyroTech> https://derpibooru.org/903741
Line 28114: 05 25 15[13:23] <+BurpyHooves> [ #903741 - artist:tecknojock, oc, oc only, oc:coppercore, oc:vital mender, safe, ... ]
Line 28179: 05 25 15[13:42] <Seaward_Skies> Possibly followed up with a much rounder, softer belly, and said Zuthal coughing up a pair of goggles and...something relating to the unicorn :p
Line 28252: 05 25 15[14:00] <Zuthal> Sparkler: A belly size that is realistic under the assumption that same size vore is a thing
<Der> 4 hours of work for 8 hours of pay, cause holuday!
* Der sneakily plants the seeds of plot for Sparkler
* @Aldric grumbles under the pony. He made good sushi, so he put up with this.
Line 28354: 05 25 15[14:53] <Seaward_Skies> Considering the channel, that can be taken more than one way :p
* @Aldric was actually sucking on Der
<Der> D:
* Der deflates as his precious flavor gets sucked out of him!
<Der> So mean~
* @Aldric wraps his tongue around Der and sucks hard!
* Der losses all of his flavor to Aldric's tounge, becoming a tastless husk of a burd
<Der> Food prep would be an interesting thing
* @Aldric uses his tongue to drench Der in soy sauce.
Line 28412: 05 25 15[15:23] <@GyroTech> Der I enjoy it! Getting all sticky n stuff.
<Der> gasp
Line 28435: 05 25 15[15:27] <Seaward_Skies> Wait, that was for the Der roll!
* Der had too much soy sauce applied to him, that is all he tastes like now
<Der> Sticky horse cum shower
<Der> Doesnt do a good job as a shower, at all.
<Der> All you people in freezers!
<Der> There a very few places to hide at my work, there is the boiler room, but you may die of heat stroke :p
Line 28532: 05 25 15[15:49] <Sparkler> Der: I could hide in the server room at my work, it even has AC!
<Der> Sparkler: The AC is too strong in ours
<Der> But is it blowing in your face all the time?
<Der> Snuggling dragaons is productive!
* @Dusk sighs softly and wonders what she should do
<Der> Does your keybaord have cobwebs on it?
Line 28579: 05 25 15[16:13] <Sparkler> just wondering cause less hours and stuff >.>
<Der> Very silly
<Der> It is Kansas city, it is a silly place
<Der> That is most of the three!
* Der guesses who Inky is
<Der> your lewd
<Der> cute dicks
Line 28630: 05 25 15[16:26] <@Inky> zuthal looks a little derpy hehe
Line 28645: 05 25 15[16:29] <@Inky> That's one of the classic blunders
<Der> Heard of it!
Line 28686: 05 25 15[16:42] <@Inky> how should they be ordered on the main page?
Line 28705: 05 25 15[16:46] <@Inky> GyroTech: I dunno how arcs would be ordered on the main page. I might need an arc-view page or something
<Der> Eat moar then!
Line 28707: 05 25 15[16:47] <Zuthal> Inky: Have headers like "Arc 1" "Arc 2" and so on, and then in each arc the RPs belonging to it in chronological order?
Line 28707: 05 25 15[16:47] <Zuthal> Inky: Have headers like "Arc 1" "Arc 2" and so on, and then in each arc the RPs belonging to it in chronological order?
Line 28708: 05 25 15[16:47] <@Inky> well, they'd be in the order you specified
Line 28709: 05 25 15[16:47] <Zuthal> With an RP that is in multiple arcs of course appearing under each heading that fits
Line 28713: 05 25 15[16:47] <@Inky> that's something I hadn't even considered
<Der> Not everything is eat, silly FeatherFreight
Line 28748: 05 25 15[16:55] <@Inky> dates are a natural ordering..
Line 28764: 05 25 15[16:58] <@GyroTech> Not all time line is naturally ordered by start time
Line 28780: 05 25 15[17:05] <@Inky> because in general, unless you're Merlin, RPs happen in chronological order
Line 28791: 05 25 15[17:07] <Zuthal> since I have done several RPs that were not started in the order they would be in canon
* @Aldric orders a lot of sushi from ZeroItamae
<Der> Wooo! Staying up late!
* Der puts a bandaid on Dusk
* Der yells at Seaward_Skies!
* Der is the new tiny overlord!
* Seaward_Skies hails Der?
* Der accepts this
Line 28913: 05 25 15[17:45] <@Inky> Der: cute.
<Der> Byea Zero!
* Zuthal gives Der as tribute... a boot to the head!
Line 28916: 05 25 15[17:46] <@Inky> I'm considering RPing
* Der gets rudely knocked out
<Der> Do things, silly
<Der> What energy drink?
* Seaward_Skies doesn't even notice which pone as he wolfs them down, then pokes his belly and wonders who it was
* Der boops Seaward
<Der> Stop drinking so much caffine!
Line 28976: 05 25 15[18:07] <@GyroTech> Mmmm that was a wonderful image.
* Stoic sits on Der
* Der sqirms and nibbles on Stoic's rear
* Der finds that Stoic's butt however, does make a good meal
<Der> Heya!
* Der boops Stoic's boop
* Stoic takes Der and puts him on his head
* Der hugs Stoic's head!
* Der o.O
* Der flaps over and flops on ZeroItamae
* Der may be rude, but he isnt that lewd!
* @Inky flops out on Zuthal, pulls ZeroItamae over, and pats Der on the head.
* Der purs like a good catburd
<Der> Not a pony, but bored, bleh and thinking about stuff
* Stoic shrinks down and gives Der plenty of catbird brushies
* @Inky places Der and MiniStoic on her belly.
* Der presses into the brushies, purring loudly
<Der> Is Stoic allergic to bellies?
* @Inky wheezes under the weight of Zuthal's butt D:
* Der flops down on soft Inky belly and hugs it
* @Inky pats Der gently. Such a cute little griff!
* @Inky pushes MiniStoic towards Der and makes them boop nose-to-beak.
* Der smiles, and reaches his head out, booping MiniStoic's soft nose!
Line 29117: 05 25 15[20:23] <@Inky> Der's actually a tiercel
* Der needs to learn all your silly griffon names
<Der> Eyass lass!
Line 29155: 05 25 15[20:30] <@FeatherFreight> All of your gryphon gender and stuff are really harsh words
* Der pecks at Inky's heart
* @Inky gently pushes Der away.
Line 29169: 05 25 15[20:31] <Starburn> https://derpiboo.ru/904288
* Der pecks at Inky's hoof then!
<Der> Griffons are weird
Line 29187: 05 25 15[20:33] <@Inky> Der: you're weird
<Der> I am.
<Der> Fucking horsefucker
* @Inky fucks Der, is griffonfucker
* Der shurgs his griffon shrugs
Line 29224: 05 25 15[20:43] <@Inky> does Der eat worms :V
<Der> Only if he was starving!
* @Inky gives Der a cracker and some cheese so he doesn't have to!
* Der nom noms
Line 29231: 05 25 15[20:48] <Zuthal> What does Der eat? Nuts?
<Der> He eats [stuff]!
<Der> Heya
<Der> D:
<Der> Why type of dumb tthings~?
<Der> New skype sucks
<Der> I assume that is what you are talking about?
<Der> Heya MiniSToic
* MiniStoic pulls Der close and does things
* Der does things back to MiniStoic
* Der joins the fun on Zuthal's dick!
<Der> roooode
<Der> What's the worst that can happen~
Line 29322: 05 25 15[21:25] <@Subira> Der: Inky gets a surprise snack :D
<Der> yum
<Der> Never
Line 29327: 05 25 15[21:27] <Zuthal> as in, he'd realistically black out if he got an erection (from a volume calculation approximating a horsecock as a cylinder, because I couldn't be assed doing a truncated cone)
Line 29328: 05 25 15[21:28] <@Subira> horsecocks are basically cylinders though
Line 29331: 05 25 15[21:28] <Zuthal> well, they are somewhat wider at the base
Line 29337: 05 25 15[21:29] <Zuthal> assuming a cylinder with r=12.5 cm and h=50 cm, we get V~25000 cm^3
* Der closely watches the science at work
<Der> Good ammount of dick
Line 29358: 05 25 15[21:32] <Zuthal> oh wait, I think I derped
<Der> slight error!
<Der> Dont know till you try!
* @Aldric ruts Der into bishy
* Der dies from the hottness
Line 29396: 05 25 15[21:37] <Sparkler> that moment you just spent 30 minutes wondering why something was working weirdly, only to find out the parameters were reversed in a function
* Der gives Aldric a V
<Der> He only looks like a 100% jerk
Line 29428: 05 25 15[21:49] <@Aldric> man Der you said he was cute
* Der hugs Aldric, knowing he has a soft heart somewhere in there
<Der> A cute jerk
<Der> See nice! He let me hug him and didnt retaliate!
* @Subira hugs Der.
* Der hugs Subira back!
<Der> Sparlkler, that does sound like a neat bot addon!
<Der> .claim Der
<Der> .claim Der
Line 29486: 05 25 15[22:15] <SparkBot> Der has claimed the character Der
Line 29486: 05 25 15[22:15] <SparkBot> Der has claimed the character Der
* Der steals himself
* Zuthal also licks a Tihan, wonders what she is up to
Line 29589: 05 25 15[22:37] <Zuthal> Sparkler: Sex and Gender separate :V
* Seaward_Skies wonders if GyroTech is in there too?
Line 29634: 05 25 15[22:43] <@Subira> https://derpiboo.ru/902046
<Der> I have an ssl cert expiring this week... maybe I should renew it
Line 29652: 05 25 15[23:11] <@FeatherFreight> Der: Should take the opportunity to change to PEM
<Der> PEM?
Line 29657: 05 25 15[23:11] <@FeatherFreight> You can encode an SSL cert using either DER or PEM
* Der slaps Feather with a fish
Line 29661: 05 25 15[23:12] <@FeatherFreight> Der: :D
* Der is soaked in fish
* @Subira feeds Der to a certain griffon
* Der happily gets feeded, he is a tasty treat!
<Der> lots of ponies
<Der> I need to catch up one of these days
<Der> I should watch the other ones first!
Line 29676: 05 26 15[00:06] <@Subira> The order doesn't matter! But sure..
Line 29677: 05 26 15[00:07] <Zuthal> Der: The one from before the last one was really good
<Der> Buuuut, I like order
<Der> Buuuut, I like order
* Zuthal pats Der, he would make a good German
<Der> I dont sound angry enough
* Zuthal pats Der, we can work on that
Line 29799: 05 26 15[00:53] <@Inky> I just don't consider it that trolly
<Der> It is late
<Der> I should sleep too
<Der> Nights Inky and Gyro
* @Inky pulls Der into bed too.
* Der snuggles the batty horse
* @Inky nuzzles Der! Well.. she more sort of rubs his belly against her nose. But she nuzzles him nonetheless!
<Der> Technicly correct is the best kind
* @Inky nuzzles Der technically, then!
* @Inky rubs her soft nose against Der and then hugs him to her chest, cuddling her little griffon like a plush.
* Der gets technically nuzzled and and snuggles into his soft pony bed!
* @Inky resizes Der to be the size of a kitten for better snuggles.
* @GyroTech snuggles against Inky and der
* @GyroTech also teases der with a piece of sushi
* @Inky wants to spoon both GyroTech and Der, can't decide which! Hugs both.
Line 29833: 05 26 15[01:23] <@Inky> And Inky spooning kitten!Der
* Der is the littlest spoon! And totally nommed any teasing sushi
<Der> Nights
* @Inky pat pats Der and falls asleep cuddling him
<Der> Cool!
<Der> Very productive today!
<Der> bad at saving
<Der> ?
<Der> what is the format for sumbitting serveral attributes?
<Der> I cant edit me either D:
<Der> somehow it works now!
<Der> .hoof Der
<Der> .hoof Der
<Der> Sparkler, should the del char command work?
Line 29927: 05 26 15[03:05] <Sparkler> Der: try it :P
<Der> I did
<Der> Also, I'm not sure if trying to claim both der and Der fixed it for me or not
<Der> Also, I'm not sure if trying to claim both der and Der fixed it for me or not
<Der> Also, I'm not sure if trying to claim both der and Der fixed it for me or not
Line 29932: 05 26 15[03:07] <Sparkler> there's 2 entries in there for you, "Der" and "der" and all changes are on "Der"
Line 29932: 05 26 15[03:07] <Sparkler> there's 2 entries in there for you, "Der" and "der" and all changes are on "Der"
Line 29932: 05 26 15[03:07] <Sparkler> there's 2 entries in there for you, "Der" and "der" and all changes are on "Der"
* Der shrugs
<Der> It would not accept Der as existing before
<Der> It would not accept Der as existing before
Line 29942: 05 26 15[03:09] <Sparkler> lol, does it only take 1 word? derp
<Der> I_am_the_best_pony
* Der queries Sparkbot 10 times a second
Line 29964: 05 26 15[03:11] <@FeatherFreight> I... don't understand
<Der> He is an I, that is all there is to it!
Line 30013: 05 26 15[03:35] <@GyroTech> .claim Der
Line 30014: 05 26 15[03:35] <SparkBot> GyroTech has claimed the character Der
Line 30047: 05 26 15[03:40] <@GyroTech> .edit Der short Silly little dumb griffon
Line 30051: 05 26 15[03:40] <@GyroTech> .edit gender Tiercel
Line 30054: 05 26 15[03:41] <@GyroTech> .edit Der sex Tiercel
Line 30157: 05 26 15[06:42] <Zuthal> FeatherFreight: The sweet, soluble cocoa powder
* @Dusk looks at her powdered milk
Line 30206: 05 26 15[06:57] <SkyBot> * Slipstream crawls out of bed still under a blanket
Line 30215: 05 26 15[07:01] <SkyBot> <Iron Anvil> i dont understand why canadians have bagged milk
* Der shakes his head, so many bad decidioms
* @Inky licks Der
* Der pokes Inky's tounge
* Der bats at the slimy batty tounge, trying to push it away
* @Inky pushes Der down with it and gives him a good long lick!
* Der accepts this and cuddles Inky's tounge, giving it a hug
* @Inky pulls her tongue back into her mouth with Der attached and sucks on him gently.
* Der relaxes in Inky's silly mouth, though he may not be a very tasty thing to suck on! But then again, he isn't sure what stuff Inky thinks tatse good!
Line 30273: 05 26 15[09:13] <stoic> Der is a very dirty griffon, because hes a dirty
* @GyroTech lightly pierces Der on an Inky fang so that she can suck his blood
<Der> Lightly pierces? D:
Line 30374: 05 26 15[09:51] <Seaward_Skies> https://derpiboo.ru/311728?_ga=1.46491812.2042382264.1432652148
* Der bends Aldric!
<Der> Do you?
<Der> He's done a few straight peices
Line 30546: 05 26 15[10:50] <ZeroItamae> Seaward_Skies: Gonna do some under the table commissions eh? :p
Line 30552: 05 26 15[10:51] <@GyroTech> this one is pretty hot though: https://derpibooru.org/351370
Line 30556: 05 26 15[10:52] <@GyroTech> Seaward_Skies: you dont get under the table commissions, you get hotel room commissions.
<Der> And you never even mention you got them at [con], even if it was in the hotel
* @Aldric bends Der back!
* Der snaps in half!
Line 30568: 05 26 15[10:55] <@GyroTech> I wonder if hed have done that for me if we hadnt hung out? I somehow doubt it.
* Der would call Aldric a monster, but he is hidden :(
<Der> He is going to have a lot of porn there
* @Aldric gets a zebra to fix Der! All better.
<Der> Not if is is porn at a safe con
<Der> Exspecailly with the drinks
<Der> Just dont pour a drink from a bottle of vodka infront of an AV booth, they mind that
* Der has gained a seam in his body, neat!
<Der> Everything is sketchy late at night, like delivering porn in the hotel
<Der> Well, if you walk too far from the con center it gets very sketchy
<Der> But that is just Balitmore for you
<Der> Always has been
<Der> When is the last time you went? New Jersy?
<Der> Feather: Was it the one in the in Meadowlands? With the fire
<Der> Baltimore is nice, near the convention center
<Der> So was I! The fire was fun
<Der> I was a couple rows back from the burning light
Line 30648: 05 26 15[11:10] <@Aldric> Der: nice
<Der> Maybe we were
<Der> I was with a bunch of nerds, hiding
<Der> http://i.imgur.com/6tGMq.jpg
<Der> That was your mistake
<Der> Always have a camera on you
<Der> Infact, I probably have a photo of you, somewhere
<Der> Nope, hot pink
* Der makes a shrine to Aldric's crotch
Line 30707: 05 26 15[11:20] <@Aldric> Der:...lewd
Line 30709: 05 26 15[11:20] <Zuthal> Using the real thing, Der?
<Der> He would sit still long enough for that Zuthal
<Der> wouldnt*
<Der> He is writing a story about it
* @Aldric falls asleep in front of Der, with his legs spread
* Der decorates Aldric's crotch
* Zuthal boops Dusk even as he disappears into FeatherFreight, wonders if she would like a call
<Der> Best of the lucks
<Der> No, Aldric's crotch is a shrine to his own dick, silly
* Der nods, "Now that is some gooood worship!"
* Der looks up at the -ooc
<Der> Fair enough request
<Der> Stealth penis, blends in with the rest of him?
<Der> Get some black lights
<Der> Byes Zero
<Der> Get a dick high gain antenna
<Der> The command is not made yet
<Der> The bot is still very much in dev
<Der> I wouldnt worry
<Der> Character info and bios and sutff
<Der> Seeya Stoic
<Der> Cant just SU to Zuthals' user?
<Der> .claim *
Line 31025: 05 26 15[12:24] <SparkBot> Der has claimed the character *
<Der> It's just a character in a bot database
<Der> That doesnt have all the commands functioning yet!
<Der> ^^
<Der> What if someone without a nickserv account tries to claim one
<Der> Seeya
* Der sings Aldric the song of his people
<Der> oh my
* Der knows that comic all too well
<Der> no
<Der> All aboard
Line 31148: 05 26 15[13:14] <Zuthal> Der: Isn't All Aboard a part of Saddle up!?
<Der> it is, but it is the comic
* Der has all the packs ever
Line 31156: 05 26 15[13:15] <HollowNote> Der I have a big print of page 25 iirc
<Der> I have all the miss prints~
* @Aldric installs Der as a printer
Line 31163: 05 26 15[13:17] <HollowNote> Der are you?
<Der> http://i.imgur.com/sxOCYfB.jpg
Line 31179: 05 26 15[13:22] <Zuthal> Something that I would accept as proof without reasonable doubt would be an image showing both the prints and Der's computer logged into his IRC thingie
* Der proofs
<Der> There we go
Line 31211: 05 26 15[13:44] <@Inky> mine just derped too
Line 31215: 05 26 15[13:45] <Sparkler> yeah, the way the auth works is really ghetto, any command that nees authentication is really just a <5 line function, all it does is copy the command into a list, then does a whois on the sender, then it has a seperate hook for whois response 330(the account name line) and iterates that list looking for matches and does any that match nicks with the parsed account name
<Der> Dusk, sure your dns server isnt just down?
<Der> Sure dns isnt broke for just your computer? :p
<Der> Or do you have a dns server staticly assinged
<Der> that is different from DHCP?
<Der> is there?
<Der> Some people have openly questioned the presence of the countershaded ducks in these photographs, a response the Thayers could well understand. The reader will have to take it on faith, they caution, that this is a genuine photograph, and that there is a right-hand model of the same size at the other.
<Der> Some people have openly questioned the presence of the countershaded ducks in these photographs, a response the Thayers could well understand. The reader will have to take it on faith, they caution, that this is a genuine photograph, and that there is a right-hand model of the same size at the other.
<Der> Some people have openly questioned the presence of the countershaded ducks in these photographs, a response the Thayers could well understand. The reader will have to take it on faith, they caution, that this is a genuine photograph, and that there is a right-hand model of the same size at the other.
<Der> black and white - Two model birds painted by Thayer
<Der> Testa!
* Sparkler idly wonders if related to shoutcast, but almost certainly not XD
<Der> Wooo!
* Stoic wonders if he should treat himself because of the special occation
<Der> yes
Line 31369: 05 26 15[15:30] <SkyBot> * ZeroItamae hugs Stoic and wanders off back to work.
* Endra takes out her lil compact and applies powder blush to Zero's already-blushy cheeks
* Seaward_Skies yelps and collapses underneath Slipstream
<Der> Firstaid hores!
<Der> What's wrong with pms?
Line 31486: 05 26 15[16:32] <@Inky> Der: the bot doesn't work in them, I mean
<Der> Nights
<Der> Sparkler: I can not hoof myself
* Stoic offers his hoof to Der :3
Line 31523: 05 26 15[16:43] <Sparkler> oh derp
Line 31524: 05 26 15[16:43] <@Inky> Der: of course not, you're a griffon
* Der steals Stoic's hoof!
* Stoic simply noms Der
* Der doesnt exist
<Der> Wooo, I can hoof my clone
<Der> Zuthal, your still awake!
<Der> Did a bot die?
<Der> Ah, so the bot only parses Derpi onion links?
<Der> Ah, so the bot only parses Derpi onion links?
Line 31565: 05 26 15[17:05] <Sparkler> yeah, it doesn't really open them, is just replaces x.onion with derpiboo.ru
<Der> Much simplier then I thought! :p
<Der> FM transmiter?
<Der> Food is gud
<Der> Sleeeep
<Der> Is the food bad enough for you?
<Der> Hug everything
* Zuthal hugs under Inky
* Der hugs on Inky
* @Inky hugs Zuthal and Der tightly
Line 31712: 05 26 15[19:37] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/904425
Line 31713: 05 26 15[19:37] <+BurpyHooves> [ #904425 - artist needed, breezie, breeziefied, cock vore, explicit, female, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 31717: 05 26 15[19:39] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/904682
Line 31718: 05 26 15[19:39] <+BurpyHooves> [ #904682 - annoyed, anus, applejack, artist:duckop, artist:sugahbite, bouncing, clitoris, explicit, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 31750: 05 26 15[19:49] <Sparkler> that's good to know, a command I will only use in tests, wonderful
<Der> That is half of tests
<Der> Good ngihts
<Der> Heys
* Der is the best cute con artist
* Sparkler swindles a Der
* Starburn vanishes under Dustrunner :F
* Der makes a great deal selling a little catburd to someone!
<Der> Byes~
<Der> Best of lucks!
* Der massages Inky's head
* Der watches horses on the couch
* @Inky waves Der over and cuddles him and Dusk and all the pones
* Der cuddles, but he is also really watching ponies!
<Der> :P
Line 31816: 05 26 15[21:26] <@Inky> good on you, Der
<Der> Very horse, much pastle color
<Der> Goodnights
<Der> Watching horses
<Der> They arent very big
* Stoic gives Der his sized horses to snuggle
* Der snuggles and watches the his sized horses
* Der steathily snuggles the his sized Stoic
Line 31863: 05 26 15[22:32] <Stoic> Silly Der
<Der> Silly you
* Der chrips at Inky
* @Inky hugs Der
* Stoic clones Der and tries to make a portable tiny giffon Choir
* Der sings a choir burd song, keeping everyone awake
Line 31883: 05 26 15[22:58] <@Inky> I wonder if I'm actually getting sick..
<Der> His Sparklerhorse
* @Inky makes Der big and curls up in their talons
* Der cuddles Inky and nibbles on her face
* @Inky presses herself into Der's mouth and squirms into his crop, where she curls up to sleep, safe under his feathers
* @Inky presses herself into Der's mouth and squirms into his crop, where she curls up to sleep, safe under his feathers
<Der> Probably passed
Line 31912: 05 26 15[23:09] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/904713
Line 31914: 05 26 15[23:09] <+BurpyHooves> [ #904713 - artist:mistydash, belly, cozy, danish, denmark, dragon, internal, licking ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> Nights
Line 31918: 05 26 15[23:12] <bishy> I just found this best oc name https://derpiboo.ru/tags/oc-colon-deepthroat+cockslut
Line 31919: 05 26 15[23:12] <+BurpyHooves> [ oc:deepthroat cockslut - Tags - Derpibooru - My Little Pony: ... ]
<Der> Oops, I accdiently everything
Line 31936: 05 26 15[23:36] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/904935
Line 31937: 05 26 15[23:36] <+BurpyHooves> [ #904935 - amethyst star, artist:warrior_stew, birth, birthing, contractions, foal, foaling, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> Feeling better is good!
* @Inky snuggles Der too MB
<Der> Huggy pones
Line 31964: 05 27 15[00:43] <Slipbot> Heya Der.
<Der> Heya
<Der> No, I can not be a huggy pone, as I am not a pone
Line 31969: 05 27 15[00:47] <Slipbot> So what are you up to Der?
<Der> watching videos, possible sleep
<Der> You?
Line 32004: 05 27 15[07:15] <SkyBot> <Iron Anvil> only real fat ones I saw were older
<Der> Drink juice!
* @Inky opens her mouth, asks Der to inspect her throat
* @Ruzeth squirms underneath FeatherFreight
* Der grabs a tiny LED flashlight and spends hours inspecting Inky's thorat!
<Der> In other news, I need to go to work or something
Line 32042: 05 27 15[08:33] <@Inky> Der: hours? :P
Line 32043: 05 27 15[08:33] <@Inky> Seeya Der
Line 32044: 05 27 15[08:33] <@Inky> Hehe, Dr. Der
* @FeatherFreight stuffs Der down Inky's throat
<Der> Ello all
Line 32085: 05 27 15[10:00] <@Inky> Hiya Der
* @Inky coughs up a rather slick Der
* Der appearently got a deep inspection of Inky's throat!
Line 32089: 05 27 15[10:05] <@Inky> Der: blame FeatherFreight
<Der> He let me do a thorough job though!
<Der> Heya Zuthal
<Der> Morning Tihan
<Der> Get a 50,000lume light and hang it above your bed
<Der> On a timer of course
* Zuthal boops Ruzeth, wonders if he is awake
<Der> Morning Sparkler
Line 32138: 05 27 15[10:49] <Sparkler> Ruzeth: maybe it is just my state, but anything that goes into both ears, is illegal as lowers your hearing ability considerably and stuff
<Der> http://img.gawkerassets.com/post/17/2012/04/infograpgic_final_2.jpg
<Der> until your battery dies
<Der> Unless it is someone I know or want to talk to, it can go to voicemail
<Der> FeatherFreight, yo would not want to ride with my boss
Line 32188: 05 27 15[11:02] <Sparkler> otherwise, it goes in the cup holder
<Der> My boss will use his phone as much as possible, to get the most billable time while driving
Line 32224: 05 27 15[11:14] <@Ruzeth> becuase I have to pause my podcast in order to have processing power to read/respond to something and still drive
<Der> How are you going to do the windows?
Line 32230: 05 27 15[11:15] <@FeatherFreight> shh that's not important right now Der
* Der NEVER SHHHHS
* @FeatherFreight feeds Der to Inky again
<Der> It does make a differnece though!
<Der> It all addsd up
Line 32288: 05 27 15[11:25] <@FeatherFreight> I have the weirdest bulbs here that I don't quite understand
<Der> I have a case of 50 LED bulbs, been slowly replacing the CFLs as they fail
<Der> Just dont put them in an old motion activated switch that doesnt have a neutral, that kills the bulbs
Line 32315: 05 27 15[11:28] <@FeatherFreight> Der: lolwat
<Der> Feather: The switched required the ability to leak a little bit of current through the bulbs when they were off. LEDs dont like when they get just enough power to flicker
Line 32332: 05 27 15[11:30] <@FeatherFreight> Der: Ahh
Line 32335: 05 27 15[11:30] <Sparkler> Der: oh yeah, that would get annoying
<Der> Killed three LED bulbs in a few months
<Der> Need to warrenty them one day...
* Der brings Inky a glass of water
* @Inky thanks Der graciously and drinks it to sooth her throat :o
<Der> I wll assume not sfw
* Der check his bypass of internet filters...
<Der> huh
Line 32379: 05 27 15[11:43] <Zuthal> Der: Filters?
<Der> Zuthal: Reason I asked about sfw, the work part :p
<Der> And yep, ssh tunnel
<Der> NAT is a thing, and firewalls
<Der> IPv6?
Line 32404: 05 27 15[11:48] <@FeatherFreight> Der: Not everybody has that
<Der> Zuthal: Net?
<Der> Most people dont have IPv6
<Der> Other then phones,  a lot of phones use v6
Line 32411: 05 27 15[11:49] <@FeatherFreight> Der: my phone has no v6
Line 32413: 05 27 15[11:49] <Sparkler> Der: was a setup where a public IP on a server was rerouted over the internet to a private IP at FeatherFreight's home
<Der> Sparkler: Neat! Why?
Line 32419: 05 27 15[11:50] <@FeatherFreight> Der: because I want it
<Der> Why does your phone need to be publicly addressable?
<Der> The wonders of carrier grade nat
<Der> The wonders of carrier grade nat
<Der> Thosands of devices off a few IPs
<Der> Oh yes, it is a horrible thing
<Der> Wooo, network outages
Line 32445: 05 27 15[12:39] <@Inky> lots of work for Der? :P
<Der> Eih, not much work, cant do anything to fix comcasts lines
* @Inky swallows Der so he can do an internal inspection while she's waiting for soup
<Der> I can confirm, the inside of Inky is very icky
* @Inky pokes her belly and asks if Der can make the icky go away D:
* Der pokes Inky, to much inky icky slimey
<Der> Of course you'd want to punch the sun, batty pony
* @Inky coughs Der up, then :<
* Zuthal noms Der
<Der> Maybe some of us like the sun!
* Der makes the mean Zuthal very sick
* Der gives ZeroItamae homework
<Der> I should hit Gyrotech
* Zuthal hits GyroTech with Der
<Der> Also, what unit for height and weight!
<Der> Cause!
<Der> .claim Der
<Der> .claim Der
<Der> Huh, it doesnt error if a char already exists
Line 32554: 05 27 15[13:55] <@GyroTech> .delchar Der
<Der> wait
<Der> .listchars Gyrotech
Line 32560: 05 27 15[13:56] <SparkBot> Gyrotech has the following characters: Der,Seaward_Skies
<Der> .edit Der height 100
<Der> .edit Der height 100
<Der> wat
Line 32564: 05 27 15[13:56] <Sparkler> .listchars Der
Line 32565: 05 27 15[13:56] <SparkBot> Der has the following characters: *,Der2
Line 32565: 05 27 15[13:56] <SparkBot> Der has the following characters: *,Der2
<Der> D:
<Der> Cant delete Der2 myself
<Der> Cant delete Der2 myself
<Der> .edit Sparkler height 999
* Zuthal baps Der for not giving a unit
Line 32599: 05 27 15[14:14] <Sparkler> I should restructure the functions, they're kind of random in order :/
Line 32628: 05 27 15[14:35] <Sparkler> I wonder what the name of a person who studies dicks is
* Seaward_Skies is now lazing under a griffon, I guess :p
Line 32684: 05 27 15[15:17] <Seaward_Skies> Also, they don't have hard shoulder
Line 32685: 05 27 15[15:17] <@Serilde> hard shoulder?
Line 32688: 05 27 15[15:18] <@Serilde> oh thats a shoulder
<Der> Frontage road?
Line 32709: 05 27 15[15:22] <Zuthal> Seaward_Skies: The literally translated German term for that "hard shoulder" is "emergency lane"
<Der> What was the shoulder question?
<Der> What was the shoulder question?
Line 32715: 05 27 15[15:23] <Seaward_Skies> It wasn't actually there, Der
Line 32716: 05 27 15[15:23] <Seaward_Skies> I just misunderstood one of the descriptions
<Der> pretty close
<Der> http://nyti.ms/1ewNmEm
Line 32730: 05 27 15[15:34] <@Inky> do you live up there, Der? :v
<Der> in that area!
Line 32736: 05 27 15[15:45] <@Serilde> Der I used to live in milwaukee
<Der> Eeeeew cheese
<Der> Chicagoland here
<Der> Family?
<Der> NYD?
<Der> Buuuh, the sonicwall (firewall) here is dead
<Der> But everyone is using it, I just cant restart it
<Der> ight
* Der sssshes Zuthal
<Der> Hi Stoic
<Der> Good, almost going home
<Der> No tiny wife or kid! And long commute!
<Der> [insert penis joke]
<Der> Anywho, see everyone in a bit!
Line 32789: 05 27 15[16:47] <Slipbot> See yah soon Der
Line 32790: 05 27 15[16:50] <@Inky> seeya Dererlasting's
* Stoic puts a Der on his head, claiming that to be his hat
Line 32807: 05 27 15[17:34] <Sparkler> if you put Der in a hat, would it be the cat in the hat?
<Der> Heya Zero
<Der> Heya horses
Line 32832: 05 27 15[18:19] <@Inky> Welcome back, Der
* Der [burd noises]
* Der [bird song]
<Der> Nice horse!
<Der> It's not that obvious!
<Der> Still not as good as nose vore
<Der> Humorous indeed
* @Inky snuggles Der
* Der snuggles Inky's nose
Line 32933: 05 27 15[19:23] <Sparkler> bah, all these stupid symbols on derpibooru don't work
<Der> js is dumb
* Sparkler thinks derpibooru side should really set their caching settings properly
Line 32950: 05 27 15[19:44] <@Lyjzet> is derpy timing out on anyone elses connection?
Line 32952: 05 27 15[19:45] <Sparkler> derpy?
Line 32954: 05 27 15[19:46] <Sparkler> oh, derpibooru, I know they host in ovh as well, and ovh was having problems earlier today, maybe recurrent
Line 32974: 05 27 15[20:15] <@Ruzeth> what about Der?
* Der stuff himself into Seascale!
<Der> What if not his throat!
<Der> ~
* Der waltz right into Seascale's internal testes
<Der> Eh, cant be that much more weird!
* Stoic curriously pokes Seascale, wondering what it is
* Der double enjoys it, ending up in a bloated tatzl
Line 33000: 05 27 15[20:49] <Zuthal> but Zuthal will never know that Der is in there, and digest him along with the rest of the cum pumped probably straight up into his stomach
<Der> Well then hopefully he is just stuck in the lower half of the system!
<Der> Rude, you should mind all ponies disapperaing, they are a valuable resource!
<Der> Good night
* Stoic wonders if sleep should be a soonb thing for me!
* Der covers one of Stoic's eyes
<Der> Sleeeeeeeeeep
<Der> Ha potato bug
<Der> Frontage is what I have only seen
<Der> But your not servicing anytihng
<Der> Nights!
Line 33112: 05 27 15[23:15] <Sparkler> Der: some of them are for servicing highways and bridges :/
<Der> A public road?
Line 33144: 05 28 15[00:17] <@Seascale> https://derpiboo.ru/383329  https://derpiboo.ru/903025
Line 33144: 05 28 15[00:17] <@Seascale> https://derpiboo.ru/383329  https://derpiboo.ru/903025
Line 33147: 05 28 15[00:17] <@Seascale> https://derpiboo.ru/283769 https://derpiboo.ru/902570
Line 33147: 05 28 15[00:17] <@Seascale> https://derpiboo.ru/283769 https://derpiboo.ru/902570
Line 33158: 05 28 15[00:20] <@Ruzeth> this is so super cute: https://derpiboo.ru/905462
Line 33163: 05 28 15[00:21] <@Seascale> https://derpiboo.ru/903174?scope=scpe2e8ec411181d00c51c26ddb84572de4b9e14d11c
* Der poisons all the griffons
Line 33173: 05 28 15[00:23] <@Ruzeth> So der suicides?
<Der> No, just a spy
Line 33176: 05 28 15[00:24] <Sparkler> ~hoof der species
Line 33177: 05 28 15[00:24] <Sparkler> .hoof der species
<Der> Sadly, Der has no info
<Der> Sadly, Der has no info
<Der> .edit Der height 5
<Der> .edit Der height 5
<Der> (Spoiler, it is because I dont own him)
<Der> Not a bug
<Der> awwww
Line 33196: 05 28 15[00:28] <Sparkler> .listchars der
Line 33197: 05 28 15[00:28] <SparkBot> der has the following characters: Der2
Line 33197: 05 28 15[00:28] <SparkBot> der has the following characters: Der2
* Der unfs all over Seascale
Line 33205: 05 28 15[00:42] <@Seascale> https://derpiboo.ru/904535
Line 33210: 05 28 15[00:42] <@Seascale> https://derpiboo.ru/902426
Line 33214: 05 28 15[00:45] <@Seascale> https://derpiboo.ru/902587 griffons
Line 33216: 05 28 15[00:53] <@Ruzeth> .delchar Der
Line 33217: 05 28 15[00:53] <@Ruzeth> Der: I want to delete it...I really do >.<
<Der> Dun worry too much bout it
<Der> .hoof Inky
<Der> Sparkler, did you leave the adminonly flag on for delchar?
Line 33242: 05 28 15[00:58] <Sparkler> Der: it should check both, if they own the char or if they are admin
<Der> Or not and? :p
Line 33248: 05 28 15[00:59] <Sparkler> indentation, DERP
Line 33254: 05 28 15[01:00] <@Ruzeth> .delchar Der
Line 33255: 05 28 15[01:00] <SparkBot> Successfuly deleted character Der
<Der> Sparkler, hoofing cuts off at height
<Der> kk
Line 33275: 05 28 15[01:03] <Sparkler> [05/27/2015 11:07:20 PM] DEBUG: [IRC] -> :sonatadusk.ponychat.net NOTICE SparkBot :*** Message to Der throttled due to flooding
<Der> heh
<Der> PMS
<Der> Heya Zuthal
<Der> I want a billiob feilds though
<Der> cute horse
* Der snuggles ponies, and dragon
<Der> Nights all
Line 33387: 05 28 15[01:51] <@Seascale> gn'ight Der
Line 33389: 05 28 15[01:51] <Zuthal> nini Der
* @Seascale stuffs Der somewhere
<Der> who reads and types in dreams
<Der> Does any of the dream writing make sense?
Line 33413: 05 28 15[01:54] <@Seascale> Der: it does at the time!
<Der> cool!
* Der sleeps in bah dragon butts
<Der> nuuuuuu
Line 33468: 05 28 15[02:00] <@Ruzeth> no thats a wonderful RP
Line 33504: 05 28 15[02:08] <Sparkler> occasional cum bath sounds wonderful :D
* D is now known as Der
* @GyroTech squirms under the barrage of licks and then yelps as his tail is bitten, turning to glare at the mare.
* @Dusk squishes under the heaviness that is FeatherFreight
<Der> Morning horses, and Dragon
* Zuthal baps Serilde and gives Der a cracker for not acknowledging her :P
* Der wonders how he gets a cracker if eaten!
* Der wonders how he gets a cracker if eaten!
* Zuthal pulled Der out of Serilde!
<Der> Wooo, free from the mean girffon!
<Der> Heya Mint
Line 33781: 05 28 15[10:36] <@Serilde> Seascale: https://derpibooru.org/905654
Line 33782: 05 28 15[10:36] <+BurpyHooves> [ #905654 - artist:vavacung, crazy future, griffon, ponified, safe - Derpibooru ... ]
<Der> Yes!
* Der plays with matches
* Zuthal idly wonders if tatzly would be rather ambush predators or pursuit predators
Line 33844: 05 28 15[10:57] <@Dusk> I hadn't noticed that you'd nicked to that name and was wondering
<Der> Names are dumb anyway
* Der offers Serilde 99 bts
Line 33944: 05 28 15[11:24] <Zuthal> And Der could never eat a Zuthal!
* @Serilde turns around and charges Der 150 bits.
<Der> I noly have 101 bits though@
* Der sads
<Der> Zuthal, just give him time!
<Der> Why not!
<Der> You could feed a little griff for a long time!
Line 33959: 05 28 15[11:30] <@Seascale> okay, so Giselle was canonized by the CCG, thanks pandering
<Der> Morning Sparklers
Line 34011: 05 28 15[11:55] <Sparkler> I wonder if the rules ever got any better since I last played it 2 sets ago :P
<Der> Wanting to kill HP
<Der> What's up with you?
<Der> Wooo!
<Der> Only wash when you have no cloths to wear!
<Der> That way you remember to dry them
<Der> All my con shirts are always clean, wash them when I get back and never wear them otherwise
Line 34113: 05 28 15[13:53] <Sparkler> Der: I can wear pony shirts at work, so I take advantage of it :D
* @Inky oofs under Zuthal!
<Der> It may be awkward, the kids are the ones with MLP shirts here
<Der> I just wear a polo and jeans
* Der eats the bee, tasty
Line 34215: 05 28 15[15:38] <thamaniya> I was told I need to change my work Github profile picture to a headshot or "something bolder"
<Der> "Bolder"?
<Der> "Bolder"?
<Der> What's going on horses and griffons
<Der> Firefox doesnt respect transpatent images?
<Der> When you say firefox... http://i.imgur.com/sspBqe8.png
Line 34259: 05 28 15[16:30] <@Inky> that is an older version that doesn't do the lightboxing sort of thing with images
* Der cheats
<Der> Wooo!
<Der> Heya
<Der> Night Zuthal
* Der pokes everyone cause poking is fun!
<Der> oh
Line 34345: 05 28 15[17:23] <Sparkler> then I would do the latter and just not have the sfw folder :P
Line 34347: 05 28 15[17:26] <@Aldric> anyway I think it'll be fine to have the nsfw folder there anyway
<Der> Print both Sparkler!
<Der> Why not still get one for efnw?
<Der> Is the limit 999 IPs now?
<Der> You typed, Inky
Line 34429: 05 28 15[18:32] <@Inky> I can't wait for these gyros I ordered to get here
<Der> :u
<Der> neat
<Der> Cool!
<Der> !icquote Sparkler
<Der> Not nice at all
* Der spams Dusk
* @Dusk spams Der
Line 34569: 05 28 15[19:44] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/905845
Line 34570: 05 28 15[19:44] <+BurpyHooves> [ #905845 - artist:goat train, cheerilee, comic, dialogue, frown, micro, monochrome, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> Eh, who needs replacing
<Der> Highmon?
<Der> Neats
<Der> You are doooomed Sparkler
<Der> May go to sleep early tonight, then go in to work early... not sure
Line 34657: 05 28 15[20:51] <@Inky> https://www.derpiboo.ru/902734
<Der> Heya Zero
Line 34726: 05 28 15[21:26] <bellsPurgebells> haha wave any harder and you'll fly away
* @Inky squeaks and hides underneath Lyjzet! She doesn't like fire :<
* Tihan bumps against Inky. She is also under Lyjzet!... sort of.
<Der> Weeeeirdo
Line 34771: 05 28 15[21:43] <@Lyjzet> Sparkler: https://derpibooru.org/884623
<Der> Heh
<Der> Have fun!
Line 34795: 05 28 15[21:53] <@Lyjzet> at least on Derpi
* Der flops on Inky
<Der> .hoof Inky
* Der hoofs Inky a lot
<Der> " Straight, or so he claims."
* @Inky waggles eyebrows at Der
* Der waggles his everything at Inky
Line 34844: 05 28 15[22:02] <@Inky> Der: ~
Line 34845: 05 28 15[22:02] <@Inky> Der: does the little griffon wanna play?
<Der> Inky: The little griffon is unsure at the time and bad ideas!
<Der> I should get into work early and break everything before anyone notices
<Der> And then I updated my one character in a bot, woooo
Line 34862: 05 28 15[22:13] <@Inky> .hoof Der
* Der pets a batty horse
Line 34866: 05 28 15[22:13] <@Inky> Der: hehe
* @Inky can't really rub her head against Der, and just lets him pet her!
<Der> Now I just need to get a real description :p
Line 34870: 05 28 15[22:17] <@Lyjzet> .hoof Der
<Der> Heya armed horse
Line 34891: 05 28 15[22:20] <eyeburn> .hoof Der
* Der boops Inky's hoof!
* @Inky boops Der's entire body!
<Der> Stoic, what are you doing with a bit in your mouth!
<Der> Horse bites!
<Der> bits*
* Tihan noms Der
<Der> They are a real thing :p
<Der> Does it just not respond to you?
<Der> And it just doesnt throw anything back?
<Der> Bad Lyjezt
* Der boops
* Stoic baps Der for booping
<Der> Nights!
<Der> Messy you say?
* Der flops into bed
* @Inky flops into bed and cuddles Der
* Der snuggles floppy bathorse!
* Der does sleepy things with Inky
* @Inky does sleepy things with Der, like sleep. zzz
* Zuthal also bewps a Der
<Der> Not a Der? :(
<Der> Not a Der? :(
<Der> Hi Sparkler
<Der> Nights all, attempting sleep
Line 35032: 05 28 15[23:07] <Zuthal> Nini Der
Line 35033: 05 28 15[23:08] <@Dusk> Sleep well Der
Line 35036: 05 28 15[23:12] <@Inky> gn'ight Der!
Line 35115: 05 29 15[00:00] <@Lyjzet> The pasturization process renders egg whites non slimy
Line 35160: 05 29 15[00:24] <@Dusk> I'm gonna ponder at how the engine handles crossfire
* D is now known as Der
<Der> morning horses
Line 35374: 05 29 15[06:42] <+BurpyHooves> Der: Yo!
* Der licks FeatherFreight
* Der noms some packets
* @Inky stuffs Der full of packets
* @Inky sucks on Der's tail.
<Der> Morning Inky!
Line 35394: 05 29 15[08:32] <@Inky> Morning Der!
* @Inky squirms around, rubbing her body against the rugae in the walls and making lumps shift and move underneath Lyjzet's fur.
* Der hugs Inky, snuggling up to her
* @Inky hugs Der inside Lyjzet! Nice to have company.
* Der makes good company!
Line 35405: 05 29 15[09:00] <@Inky> That he does, Der!
* Der spends the time telling bad jokes to Inky
* Der tells Inky a batty joke
* @Inky doesn't understand most of the joke but she thinks it's probably offensive
<Der> On a side note, what ethnic slurs would one yell at a batpone?
* Der swoons at the bloodsucking parasitical vampire~
* @Inky can't read minds and just sees Der swooning, and giggles at him.
* Dustrunner wonders what symbol she should add to her character's name to use it here >.>
<Der> Everything can be lethal, if done unsafely
* Der unsafely pokes one of Inky's fangs
* @Inky 's fang scratches Der, making him bleed.
* Dustrunner licks Der's bleeding hoof
Line 35440: 05 29 15[09:50] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Der is not a pony
<Der> Heh, can't exacpt everyone to know what everyone is!
<Der> Morngin SanScrit
<Der> What about one undeveloped character?
* Der plays and rolls around in a puddle of blood
<Der> Who has seen Sparkler
<Der> Heya Dusk
Line 35564: 05 29 15[10:15] <@Inky> Der: the blood of his enemies?
<Der> Inky: Does he have any enemies?
Line 35570: 05 29 15[10:17] <@Inky> Der: I dunno, does he have any friends? ;)
<Der> Maybe!
<Der> Can't just play with any old blood though, need to make sure it is safe to play in!
<Der> Mmm
<Der> Morning Tiham, was it a soft bed?
* Der throws stuff at the ponies in bed
* SanScrit eats the Der for throwing things!
* Der complains at SanScrit for eating
<Der> But desktops have keyboards
Line 35621: 05 29 15[11:06] <@FeatherFreight> I've actually been considering moving all my computer stuff to another room and reserving my bedroom for my bed and clothes, because there's too much stuff in here right now
<Der> I bring my phone to bed because it is my alarm clock
* @Inky uses Der as an alarm clock.
* Der hopes Inky is a light enough sleeper for him to easily wake her@
<Der> Heya Stoic
* Stoic flops on Der because comfy
<Der> neat
<Der> And a good number of chars per line@
Line 35658: 05 29 15[11:24] <@Inky> wow, when did I get that many... I feel like there's probably a derp in there...
Line 35660: 05 29 15[11:26] <@Lyjzet> I dont understand how people have so many characters per line... I didnt think we had more than 50 characters in this room :P
<Der> Everytime slot?
<Der> Sleep more!
<Der> boom indeed
<Der> Inky, who are you
<Der> You do!
<Der> Inky is ~17% of all lines in my chatlog, the stats has Inky as 15% of all lines
Line 35764: 05 29 15[11:49] <@Inky> Der: that's a lot!
<Der> rip the bot
<Der> Too bad we can never read Seascales
* Zuthal wonders if you could make the bot post it to pastebin or something like that and simple post a link, to fix the flood issue
<Der> Yep, just a simple limit
<Der> IP address feild
<Der> Morning Sparkler
<Der> Switching the port a wireless access point was on, doesnt boot anymore, woooo
<Der> But cooking things can make them taste better!
* Der licks a Gyro to test this
<Der> Yeeees
<Der> work on the site
<Der> Did Choco taste like choco?
<Der> oh my
<Der> Crazy people
<Der> Heya Seaward
Line 35947: 05 29 15[14:12] <Seaward_Skies> Hey Der
<Der> I used .horse in a test, confused a few people
<Der> ?
<Der> was the whisky cold, and now is warm?
Line 35996: 05 29 15[14:31] <Sparkler|EFNW> I was going to bring a bottle of monkey shoulder, but I brought this instead
Line 36004: 05 29 15[14:33] <@FeatherFreight> I'd like hair down to my back, it's just reaching my shoulders right now
<Der> As interesting as carbonated whiskey?
<Der> Throat?
<Der> Afternoon Saphling
Line 36080: 05 29 15[14:58] <Sparkler|EFNW> Der: never heard of carbonated whiskey
<Der> Sparkler: There is something called a sodastream!
Line 36087: 05 29 15[14:59] <Seaward_Skies> Indeed, Der, but one doesn't usually put whiskey into it
<Der> But you can~
Line 36091: 05 29 15[15:00] <Seaward_Skies> You can do a lot of things, Der, but that doesn't mean that you /should/ do them :p
* Der relaxes on batponies
* @Inky brushes Der with her hoof.
<Der> And then I was home for the weekend~
Line 36105: 05 29 15[15:11] <SkyBot> <Slipstream> Welcome home, Der!
Line 36108: 05 29 15[15:15] <@Inky> hiya Der!
<Der> Heya!
<Der> Nah, fireplace
<Der> where the fire goes
<Der> ^
* Der frolics in forest of dildos
<Der> Yeppers
* Der is nice and red~
Line 36156: 05 29 15[15:32] <@Inky> Yes you are, Der :3
<Der> Cutesy cutes
Line 36184: 05 29 15[15:41] <@Inky> Seaward_Skies: though I'd be curious to chat to try to pick apart what interests you and better understand how we line up or not
<Der> Not murdering is always nice!
<Der> Not murdering is always nice!
<Der> If the character isnt evil, it is very werid to see one shrug it off
* Der drops dead, the joke was too bat
<Der> btcon?
<Der> Place where people watch videos and drink
<Der> Name came from synctube
<Der> Haven't talked to anyone in that bunch in a while
* Der misses Synctube though
<Der> something something toot toot
<Der> What rooms did you hang out in? :p
* @Seascale gives Der a noisemaker.
<Der> Ever watch the new episode streams?
<Der> Likely was my stream then!
<Der> Yep, we did that
<Der> Too bad for DDOS'es though
<Der> nice guy
<Der> Welcome back
<Der> Are you saying Gyro is hot stuff?
* Saphling hardens under the giant layer of paint
* Der perches on Saphling
<Der> Yep!
<Der> Wasnt feather doing something with flood control?
<Der> Heya
<Der> Sure he's use to it
<Der> Eh, drunk videos work too
<Der> Or you just set a camaera up in the corner of the room...
<Der> And chaperone? That's work
<Der> Then everyone else is passed out and there is no one to watch!
<Der> do the thing
* Der throws fish at Seascale
<Der> MEr!
<Der> Sparkler: Sealed?
<Der> Nights Sea!
Line 36413: 05 29 15[19:31] <SkyBot> * Andrew McMillan hugs Der, Zero and Saphling, then pulls Gyro into Seascale's coils
* Der sneakily infiltrates the coils and attacks a pony with a boop
Line 36428: 05 29 15[19:45] <Sparkler|EFNW> Der: sealed mlpccg
<Der> ah
<Der> Welcome back
<Der> It's the brain, it made you close the eyes!
<Der> Early access is anything from feature complete and polishing to still building the base mechanics
* Der puts an icecube on Borealis
<Der> 'Dead'?
<Der> Sounds like the cry engine!
<Der> GPU overheating or psu crapping out?
<Der> Then what is killing your computer?
<Der> the whaaat
<Der> OH DEP
<Der> That'd be it
<Der> What the hell are they doing to trigger that
Line 36498: 05 29 15[20:34] <SkyBot> <Alex 'Dusk' Howard> I can't get alternate frame rendering to work and if I enable more than two cards performance suffers
<Der> Yep, dont flood it this time
* Der writes a GUI for his comand line
Line 36535: 05 29 15[21:03] <@Lyjzet> I want a tatzlpony pic like this: https://derpibooru.org/900736
<Der> Didnt you not want to make it obvious it was the safe site?
Line 36548: 05 29 15[21:16] <@Seascale> Der: yeah I should probably remove like, I dunno, the safe tag from everything >_>
<Der> Yep
<Der> Tagged as Safe, implies there is something other then safe!
<Der> Hmmm... should I bother trying a bounce/znc or something...
Line 36553: 05 29 15[21:19] <SkyBot> <Alex 'Dusk' Howard> You can if you like Der
<Der> Dusk: I could go for that, before I invest the time in setting one up
<Der> Eh, I like controling where my data flows
Line 36558: 05 29 15[21:22] <@Dusk> it's understandable
* @Ruzeth squirms under the nibbles and giggles at the pudgy pony
Line 36567: 05 29 15[21:36] <@Seascale> Der: do you have a shitty VPS anywhere?
<Der> I have a not shitty dedicated server!
Line 36571: 05 29 15[21:37] <@Seascale> Der: do you have an android phone?
<Der> Two!
Line 36574: 05 29 15[21:37] <@Seascale> Der: you should use Weechat, it's amazing. And has a great relay client for android
<Der> Not sure I want to install it on my dedi
<Der> Dont like adding dumb stuff to production
<Der> I do however have VM hosts
<Der> And my home internet is good enough for me :p
* Der needs a reason to keep these servers around the house!
<Der> http://i.imgur.com/vjkDwqh.png
Line 36592: 05 29 15[21:45] <@Seascale> Der: anyway Weechat would be amazing
<Der> What I do need to do is work on getting rid of Xen
Line 36602: 05 29 15[21:58] <Sparkler|EFNW> Der: I run my weechat bnc from my home conn heh
<Der> Wooo, home internet
<Der> Then it just needs a kick
<Der> Also nice thing about home internet, have had the same IP for last 4 years
* @Subira yawns, pokes Der.
* Der pokes Subira
* @Subira mixes up a potion and turns Der big!
<Der> :O
<Der> You just cant throw potions at someone! That is rude!
* Der tackles the rude Subria
* @Subira oofs underneath the griffon!
Line 36621: 05 29 15[22:31] <Sparkler|EFNW> no considerations for the tinies!
<Der> No respect Sparkler
<Der> RobootInky
<Der> Yep, robutts
<Der> Heya Borealis
* @Ruzeth lazes on top of the normal sized Der and swishes his tail.
* @Inky snuggles Der and Ruzeth
* Der rolls over and hugs Ruzeth, and snuggles the two
* @Inky cuddles up to the happy zebra underneath Der!
* @Inky cuddles up to the happy zebra underneath Der!
Line 36690: 05 29 15[23:21] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/906724
Line 36691: 05 29 15[23:21] <+BurpyHooves> [ #906724 - anon, anonymous, board game, micro, mousetrap, safe, twilight ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> [words]
<Der> notten
<Der> bored and doing linux things
Line 36701: 05 29 15[23:36] <@Inky> are you installing Der , weechat?
<Der> Already installed it
Line 36706: 05 29 15[23:39] <@Inky> want any help configuring it or anything, Der ?
<Der> I may have no clue what I am doing Inky!
<Der> woo
* D3R (Der@h-76-822-81-664.hsd0.il.comcast.net) has joined #vore-ooc
<Der> nope
<Der> And how do you connect to the relay?
Line 36805: 05 30 15[00:09] <@Subira> ah, that's a bit harder
* Der shurgs
<Der> Tried to setup a relay, would not connect
<Der> Sounds like too much hassel then!
<Der> I like the irc apps I use :p
<Der> Morning!
* Saphling squishes under Zuthal
Line 37025: 05 30 15[08:19] <SkyBot> <Iron Anvil> it's business for the knightly order i'm in
* Night5hade is now known as Night5trider
Line 37100: 05 30 15[08:52] <@Inky> Morning Nightstrider, Ruzeth
* Night5trider eeps and looks up at the tatzl, "Morning Inky"
Line 37103: 05 30 15[08:55] <Night5trider> Daww.
* @Ruzeth sits on Night5trider's tail
* Night5trider squeaks at all the sitting, is apparently a cusion now!
Line 37141: 05 30 15[09:06] <Naril> Why would syncing to something older matter?
Line 37153: 05 30 15[09:08] <Naril> Ruzeth: In my "protocol" thing (which lists ALL the conversations ever) I have contacts with messages older than that
Line 37156: 05 30 15[09:08] <Naril> no group with a last message older than a year
* Night5trider eeps and nibbles on Dusk
* @Dusk acks at the nibbles and relents by booping Night5trider
* Night5trider rubs the dusk belly~
* @Ruzeth lazes against Borealis and rests her head on her shoulder
Line 37245: 05 30 15[09:26] <Naril> Also, Ruzeth, Night5trider, I'mma go shower and buy some things I need to buy while the weather is being nice
Line 37246: 05 30 15[09:26] <Night5trider> Alright, see you soon~
* @Inky squeaks at the turnabout and squirms underneath the zebra!
Line 37304: 05 30 15[09:43] <@Inky> just remarking on the difference between "squirms underneath the zebra" and "squirms underneath Ruzeth"
Line 37304: 05 30 15[09:43] <@Inky> just remarking on the difference between "squirms underneath the zebra" and "squirms underneath Ruzeth"
* Saphling understands the feeling
Line 37365: 05 30 15[10:16] <Saphling> I considered it, but being out of the loop for so long makes actually getting back in hard
* Night5trider (Night@46-135-6-00.res.bhn.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving )
Line 37487: 05 30 15[11:23] <@Inky> https://www.derpiboo.ru/287275 toot toot toot
* Der (kl@h-76-822-81-664.hsd0.il.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds )
* Der (kl@h-76-822-81-664.hsd0.il.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds )
Line 37581: 05 30 15[12:07] <Tihan> http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140424001100/skylanders/images/c/c7/Food_Fight_Promo.jpg
Line 37585: 05 30 15[12:07] <Tihan> http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140424001100/skylanders/images/c/c7/Food_Fight_Promo.jpg
* D3R (Der@h-76-822-81-664.hsd0.il.comcast.net) has left #vore-ooc
<Der> Now I wish I didnt mess with irc stuff and leave :p
Line 37604: 05 30 15[12:30] <@Aldric> ohai Der
* @Chordite_Flare licks Der
<Der> trying to get sasl to work
Line 37614: 05 30 15[12:33] <@Aldric> I'm just trying to understand, I know people are different
<Der> Yep, method is plain
<Der> Username should be the nick your registered with, yes?
* Der shurgs
<Der> Doesnt seem to want to authenticate though
Line 37625: 05 30 15[12:37] <@Chordite_Flare> So you like set it to Der nickservpassword?
<Der> Yep
<Der> that seems to have worked!
Line 37665: 05 30 15[13:12] <Der> tasty
Line 37666: 05 30 15[13:12] <Der> What time is it for you though?
Line 37671: 05 30 15[13:12] <Der> Breakfast is tasty whenever
* @Chordite_Flare :vvv's at Der
* Der :3's at Chordite_Flare
* @Aldric scritchies Der
* Der :D
Line 37676: 05 30 15[13:22] <Der> So how are all you ponies and griffon doing?
Line 37685: 05 30 15[13:27] <Der> Woo, tasty foods
<Der> Heya Seaward
Line 37692: 05 30 15[13:44] <Seaward_Skies> Hey, Saphwing and Subira and Der
* Der licks _
* Der hoofs a ~
* @Subira ~s at Der
<Der> Dont think so
<Der> .claim Tiny burd
Line 37742: 05 30 15[13:50] <SparkBot> Der has claimed the character Tiny
* Der mibbles on ^
Line 37781: 05 30 15[13:59] <@Subira> alternatively, from a numbers perspective, it's harder to get 3 people together than 2
<Der> roll 1d1
<Der> Washing is the most important commitment
* Der drives GyroTech crazy
<Der> Nothging! What's up with you Subira?
* Der notes that Inky may be crazy, hats dont need tickling!
* Der asks to be the ship bird
<Der> yes...
<Der> No, no fun
* Der grumpy face
* Looking up Der user info...
* Der skims Inky's old rps
<Der> Unpolished in what way?
<Der> Heh
<Der> Extrememly what?
* @Chordite_Flare sits on Stoic harder
<Der> :D
* Der flops on Seacale without much of a sound!
<Der> Less flop
Line 37963: 05 30 15[16:06] <@Seascale> something something Der cleaning Seascale's teeth like one of those cleaner birds
<Der> something something Der being happy helpful cleaning bird for the dragon
<Der> something something Der being happy helpful cleaning bird for the dragon
* @Seascale lets Der hop all over his teeth. :V
* Der cleans nice and well, nomming any left over fish :D
<Der> All poses are cooler with a dragon
<Der> Heya
Line 38048: 05 30 15[16:39] <Der> Not close at all
Line 38049: 05 30 15[16:39] <Seaward_Skies> I'm British, I understate :p
Line 38073: 05 30 15[16:44] <Der> Dats umheathy
* NachtSchatten eats Der, so Stoic has company.
* Stoic gives all the wubs to Der
Line 38083: 05 30 15[16:45] <Der> Maybe
* @Dusk sits Der on top of the -ooc label
* Der guards the ooc
Line 38089: 05 30 15[16:46] <Stoic> The channel is now called #vore-Der?
Line 38092: 05 30 15[16:46] <Der> :D
Line 38093: 05 30 15[16:46] <@Seascale> voreder in the court!
Line 38094: 05 30 15[16:46] <Der> Bow down to me ponies
* Stoic sacrifices the Der to the great booty of Duskie pone
Line 38098: 05 30 15[16:51] <Der> It is
Line 38101: 05 30 15[16:52] <Der> Welcome back
Line 38130: 05 30 15[16:59] <Der> Most job posting are dumb
Line 38131: 05 30 15[17:00] <Der> 4 years experience in (product released last year)
Line 38141: 05 30 15[17:02] <thamaniya> they have one for like, a Modern UI Dev that looked awesome
Line 38143: 05 30 15[17:04] <@Seascale> it's something I consider a hobby, or at least something of practical importance
<Der> Seascale: Showers is going on
Line 38145: 05 30 15[17:05] <@Seascale> Der: :o
<Der> Productive things are dumb
Line 38154: 05 30 15[17:08] <@Seascale> Der: no u
<Der> Very green Sparkler
<Der> And Seascale: Yes you
<Der> Very nice
Line 38202: 05 30 15[17:56] <Der> Clean or list things on ebay, what do?
Line 38203: 05 30 15[17:58] <@randomUsr> Der: cleaning is good!
Line 38205: 05 30 15[18:01] <Der> But it doesnt possible make me money!
Line 38210: 05 30 15[18:07] <@FeatherFreight> Der: both
Line 38221: 05 30 15[18:08] <Der> Feather, but that is like too productive
Line 38222: 05 30 15[18:08] <@FeatherFreight> Der: lol
Line 38223: 05 30 15[18:08] <@Inky> Der: more like TWO productive!
* Der throws a fish at Inky
* @FeatherFreight feeds Der to a fish
Line 38238: 05 30 15[18:09] <Der> Feather: Up since 17-18 hours, or for 17-18 hours?
Line 38245: 05 30 15[18:19] <Der> Looks like external znc works
* Night5trider (NachtSchat@75.114.u.iu) has joined #vore-ooc
* @FeatherFreight noms on Night5trider
Line 38250: 05 30 15[18:32] <Night5trider> It keeps kicking me xP
Line 38251: 05 30 15[18:32] <Night5trider> Internet derpage.
Line 38251: 05 30 15[18:32] <Night5trider> Internet derpage.
Line 38252: 05 30 15[18:32] <Night5trider> nd Hello Feather!
* Night5trider kisses her other side x3
Line 38259: 05 30 15[18:34] <Der> Toocute
Line 38262: 05 30 15[18:36] <Night5trider> Can I see?
Line 38264: 05 30 15[18:38] <bishy> Night5trider: http://i.imgur.com/X57Anud.jpg it's Inky
Line 38272: 05 30 15[18:39] <Der> Very porn
Line 38276: 05 30 15[18:50] <thamaniya> I wonder how they'd feel about WordPerfect format
Line 38299: 05 30 15[19:11] <Der> I have a LI!
Line 38301: 05 30 15[19:11] <thamaniya> Der: do you ever use it?
Line 38302: 05 30 15[19:12] <Der> I am listed at working It at computers
Line 38305: 05 30 15[19:15] <Der> I never use it
* Night5trider is now known as Foggy
Line 38310: 05 30 15[19:27] <@GyroTech> Nightsrider's griffon
* Der doesn't have a G name
Line 38333: 05 30 15[19:34] <Der> Was to Foggy
Line 38339: 05 30 15[19:35] <Der> He was!
* @Dusk uses Der to der da der at Gyro and Inky
* @Dusk uses Der to der da der at Gyro and Inky
* @Dusk uses Der to der da der at Gyro and Inky
* Der snuggles Gwyndolin
* @Dusk hugs Der and apologizes for not knowing how she used him, still not entirely sure what she was doing with that.
* Der has no idea either!
<Der> Say Gwyndolin, ever been to Anor Londo?
Line 38418: 05 30 15[19:48] <Gwyndolin> Hey DER
<Der> HEY
* Der attempts thrusting Gwyndolin's backside, however his hallway is very long
<Der> Rude, forever is a long time
<Der> Mimicing a mimic, what has the world come to
<Der> It is the worst meh
* Der nibbles Seascale
* Der requests a raise
* @Seascale isn't paying Der >.<
<Der> Fur isnt food though!
<Der> Heya Endra
<Der> How long showers do you take again?
<Der> It was an Enterprise resource planning system? :P
<Der> Horses
<Der> Vague errors are the worst
<Der> The Add identity source operation failed for the entity with the following error message "referral"
<Der> Very terrible
* @Aldric nibbles on Der
* Der pokes Alrdic's beak
* @Aldric pokes all of Der
* Der poke pokes back!
<Der> It was the ldap address being wrong
<Der> Yep, cn=Users,dc=dc,dc=its,dc=***,dc=org vs cn=Users,dc=its,dc=***,dc=org
<Der> Left one uses dc=dc in there!
<Der> http://i.imgur.com/1GFOrSq.png ~
<Der> How are you all doing Alric?
<Der> Tasty~
* Der nudges Aldric, he is hungry too...
* Stoic gives Der a goldfish
<Der> There is egg in it
<Der> Nothing living
<Der> But these are catburds!
<Der> <.<
<Der> Eh, there are plenty of other grey areas
* Der shows off his grey areas
Line 38593: 05 30 15[22:06] <Stoic> Wonder if theres a word for that...
* Der boops the gay areas
* Der licks Aldric, he tastes good
* @Aldric grabs ZeroItamae, Der, bishy and Seaward_Skies to assemble his harem.
<Der> Good ngiht Seaward
* Der snuggles the griffon overlords
* @Aldric scritchies Der, his loyal servant
<Der> Have fun!
<Der> Goodnight Dusk
<Der> Zero, a fun party with Aldric!
<Der> Heya Sparkel;r
<Der> Sparkler is the best cute tiny overlord
<Der> 'Worst pony'
<Der> Spitfire is good yellow horse
Line 38701: 05 30 15[22:57] <Stoic> https://derpiboo.ru/671041?scope=scpe8271b12d01626729d9de66fd5f16f1263d0f35c7
* Der snuggles Gwyndolin
<Der> Byes
<Der> Was the games fun Alrdic?
* Der lazes on Gwydolin's head
<Der> wat
* Der nibbles on Ruzeth!
Line 38863: 05 31 15[00:05] <@Ruzeth> I played a shark pony, and sexed skies underwater, limiting his oxygen supply, and then ate him afterwards
<Der> For A  bit
<Der> Heya Borealis
* Der flops down
* @Aldric pulls Der to his chest
* Der sqirms a bit and snuggles into Alrdic's chest feathers
* @Aldric strokes over Der's back gently a few times, letting the little griffon tuck himself into the warm chest.
* Der smiles at the suprisingly gently Aldric and burrows into the warm chest
<Der> Maybe
* @Serilde sneaks up behind Aldric and gives him a violent hug, digging her claws sharply into his shoulders.
* Der falls away from Aldric's warm chest, rolling off of him and falling on Serilde
<Der> Hm... SSL Certificate Renewal Notice - Days to expire   : 3
<Der> Maybe I should renew that
<Der> Nights Stoic
<Der> Heya Zuthal
<Der> Nights Aldric!
Line 38924: 05 31 15[01:19] <@Aldric> Night Der, Zuthal!
* Der flops on Gwyndolin
* Gwyndolin hugs on Der.
Line 38938: 05 31 15[02:12] <Gwyndolin> So whats up Der?
<Der> Nothing much!
<Der> And sorry to hear that
* Der just normally snuggle Gwyndolin!
* Tihan magically pulls Der in with her
Line 38965: 05 31 15[02:22] <Der> Zuthal, Gwyndolin is a G name, it must be a griffin :p
* Der is secretly not a griffin
Line 39034: 05 31 15[06:47] <SkyBot> <Iron Anvil> i ordered one
Line 39068: 05 31 15[08:21] <SkyBot> <Iron Anvil> i really dont understand why i'm so hated
Line 39103: 05 31 15[09:20] <Der> Morning all
Line 39104: 05 31 15[09:20] <+BurpyHooves> Ahoy Der!
<Der> Morning, again
Line 39152: 05 31 15[10:45] <@Aldric> morning Der !
* @Dusk noms on Der's tail
* Der attempts to remove tail from Dusk's noms, looking at him with cranky morning eyes
Line 39160: 05 31 15[10:49] <@Dusk> Talking about Der?
Line 39173: 05 31 15[10:54] <SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke is squish under Duskiebutt
Line 39176: 05 31 15[10:56] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> I am trapped ubder a hige, plush ponybutt
<Der> Weeelcome backers
<Der> Morning bishy
<Der> Welcome back
* @GyroTech squeaks and squirms underneath Dusk
* @Aldric ponders.
Line 39308: 05 31 15[11:57] <@Aldric> yeah, gotta love cinderella's sisters' eyes being pecked out
<Der> evvvvvil character
Line 39344: 05 31 15[12:05] <SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke thrice accurses his derpy internet
<Der> To see if you can enjoy it?
Line 39368: 05 31 15[12:15] <SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke gives FeatherFreight Der as a replacement
* Der can be a good replacment, you just need to give him a chance!
Line 39384: 05 31 15[12:16] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> but Der has pointy bits
* Der brushes intensely
<Der> We all are crazy silly
Line 39406: 05 31 15[12:18] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/907524
Line 39407: 05 31 15[12:18] <+BurpyHooves> [ #907524 - 100th episode, amethyst star, blatant lies, duck dodgers, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> Not filtered for me, so opening the link is opening them!
Line 39421: 05 31 15[12:21] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/907289
Line 39422: 05 31 15[12:21] <+BurpyHooves> [ #907289 - artist:tria, cock worship, explicit, female, horsecock, impossibly large ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 39455: 05 31 15[12:31] <Der> Sparkbot is weird
Line 39474: 05 31 15[12:33] <Der> staaph
Line 39527: 05 31 15[12:40] <Der> Leaving on sunday Sparkler?
Line 39528: 05 31 15[12:40] <Sparkler|EFNW> Der: yeh, I've got work tomorrow
Line 39529: 05 31 15[12:40] <Der> Damn work
Line 39536: 05 31 15[12:42] <Der> Give artists dosg
Line 39537: 05 31 15[12:42] <Der> dosh*
Line 39540: 05 31 15[12:42] <@GyroTech> I do and am fully willing Der
Line 39543: 05 31 15[12:42] <Der> I wish I had more ideas, so I could give more dosh
<Der> Woo!
<Der> The liied
<Der> They*
<Der> Very nice
<Der> Get every OC on a badge
<Der> Why not wear 50?
<Der> ^
<Der> neat animation
Line 39722: 05 31 15[14:58] <@GyroTech> I wonder if with that hate they're gonna be doing anypony xP
<Der> The worst girffon
<Der> Wear a face mask
<Der> Safety first
* Der plops a proper full face mask on Inky, a face is more then just eyes! Dont want stuff getting up your nose!
<Der> Cant smell that bad
Line 39763: 05 31 15[15:23] <Zuthal> Der: Blue nitrile gloves are the ones I mean.
<Der> Unless the blue adds anything, I use nitrile gloves all the time!
* Der shrugs, his old work ordered every brand possible
* Der shrugs, his old work ordered every brand possible
Line 39768: 05 31 15[15:24] <@Grimma> the powder is the icky part iirc
<Der> Ew, who gets powered gloves
Line 39772: 05 31 15[15:25] <Zuthal> Also, yeah. Ours are powder-free
* Der straps a P100 orgainic vapor respirator to Inky under the mask
* Der straps a P100 orgainic vapor respirator to Inky under the mask
* Zuthal boops Der with a micropipette
<Der> There now you cant smell anything either :D
<Der> Medical Device service and repair
<Der> Gloooves because dear god those machines got covered in shit
<Der> And sometimes had tags for infectious disease on them
<Der> Ah
<Der> If we got anything that was tagged biohazord, our only safety procedures were to soak it in hospital grade disinfectant
* Der would make a good lab assistant!
<Der> This stuff wouldnt survive an autoclave
Line 39797: 05 31 15[15:37] <Zuthal> http://imgur.com/gallery/5cgtRP9 Der Dusk Tihan Seaward_Skies Grimma GyroTech HollowNote
<Der> o.O
<Der> Intresting
* Der plays around with bad ideas
<Der> very cute
* Der licks up Dusk's tasty fluid
<Der> Nights
Line 39941: 05 31 15[17:05] <SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke snuggles Dusk, Tihan, Stoic, Seaward_Skies, GyroTech, Grimma, Der and Endra
* Der hugs the mean girffon
* Der calls Grimma a meanie
Line 39955: 05 31 15[17:10] <@Grimma> Grimma wouldn't actually mind Der, though, because he's a griffon
<Der> :D
Line 39959: 05 31 15[17:11] <@Dusk> we are having severe thunderstorms
<Der> Heys
<Der> Bleh
<Der> How is you Gwyndolin?
* Gwyndolin hugs the der.
<Der> Yep
<Der> Ehhhhh
<Der> Yes it is
<Der> Or offsite backups
Line 40023: 05 31 15[17:29] <@FeatherFreight> None of that falls under "communicating with almost everyone you care about" though
Line 40024: 05 31 15[17:30] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> gaming falls under doing stuff with them -.-
* Der looks at his TBs of data in crashplan
Line 40033: 05 31 15[17:31] <@Grimma> Der: ah yes, I should really get a backup thing set up... >_>
Line 40042: 05 31 15[17:33] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Like, Australia-'murica is, I think, on the order of 20000 km
<Der> Speed of light is only so fast
<Der> Could be worse
<Der> Could be satellite internet
<Der> Dunno, 1 sec ping can make calls interesting
<Der> Eh, just a couple of weeks
* Saphling wonders what would happen if folding space became a thing
<Der> Heys Borealis
<Der> dun drink oil
* @Inky pat pats Der.
* Der smiles and hugs Inky
<Der> Did you drink them both at the same time?
* @Inky snuggles Der and wraps him in her wings!
* Der snuggles the soft pony back, hugging her with his wings!
<Der> What does it taste like?
* Der throws a block of magnesium at Tihan
* Saphling exchanges said glasses for a welder's mask
* Der watches to see the effect of fire on Stoic
* Der flops in a box of matches
Line 40205: 05 31 15[19:37] <Der> Goodnight Kian
* Der sneakily snuggles the dragon
Line 40211: 05 31 15[19:39] <@Inky> Why does Der always try to sneak snuggles?
Line 40215: 05 31 15[19:39] <Saphling> because Der's afraid of hug retribution >:)
Line 40222: 05 31 15[19:40] <Der> Because he can!
Line 40227: 05 31 15[19:41] <Der> Also, he is half cat. He must just appear and snuggle you
Line 40232: 05 31 15[19:41] <Der> Of course they can!
* Der shrugs
Line 40236: 05 31 15[19:43] <Der> Tiny griff does, it is comforting!
Line 40243: 05 31 15[19:47] <Der> That is why you dont eat sugar cubes
* Der nibbles on Gwyndolin
Line 40262: 05 31 15[20:00] <Saphling> I would've expected burnt motor oil, but weirder things have happened
* Der stares at Inky's butt mark
* Der inspects Inky's page source
* @Inky stares back at Der, Tihan and thamaniya
* Der pokes the butt mark, and butt
Line 40300: 05 31 15[20:10] <Der> A thing~
Line 40302: 05 31 15[20:10] <@Inky> GyroTech: you know putting her in panties is lewder than having her naked, unless there is were bits showing
Line 40304: 05 31 15[20:10] <Der> Probably the point, Inky
* @Inky snuggles Tihan to show she's not scary! She also flicks her tail at Der.
* Der makes littler squaking noises and wrestles the tail
* @Inky flicks her tail back and forth, trying to throw Der off!
* Der gets throw off and goes tumbling :(
Line 40322: 05 31 15[20:14] <@Inky> Der: :p
Line 40325: 05 31 15[20:16] <Der> Inky: :P
* @Inky retrieves Der and cuddles them until they feel better.
Line 40328: 05 31 15[20:20] <Der> What was for dinner?
Line 40330: 05 31 15[20:22] <Der> Tasty!
* Der instantly feels better with cuddles~
Line 40335: 05 31 15[20:32] <Der> Hmm?
* Gwyndolin lazes on the inky and der.
Line 40342: 05 31 15[20:35] <Der> Heys Sparkler
Line 40348: 05 31 15[20:37] <Der> WHAT DID YOU SAY?
* Der hugs Sparkler, much better then noms
Line 40367: 05 31 15[20:44] <Der> Something indeed
* Der baps the lazy Gyro
Line 40418: 05 31 15[21:07] <@Serilde> https://derpibooru.org/907919
<Der> Heya Zero
* Der burbles near Borealis
<Der> Goodnight
Line 40465: 05 31 15[21:41] < 09Gwyndolin > Brain derp x3
* Der crawls into bed
<@Inky> g'night, Der!
* @Inky crawls in next to Der, is tiny like him!
Line 40475: 05 31 15[22:15] <Der> Maybe goodnigh
* Der pulls Inky into cuddles!
Line 40479: 05 31 15[22:16] <Der> Who sleeps in beds anyway?
* Der hugs Inky tight against him, nuzzles the batpone
Line 40483: 05 31 15[22:19] <Der> It happens Gwyndolin
* Der has to look cute, there has to be one adorable Griff here!
Line 40491: 05 31 15[22:27] <Der> Nights Stoic!
* Der snuggles the tiny Inky against the big Griff!
<Sparkler> night Der
Line 40507: 05 31 15[22:37] <Der> Rude
* @Inky rescues Serilde and sticks her tongue out at Sparkler, then pulls Serilde over to her and Der
<Sparkler> Der: considering what Serilde does, probably deserved it :P
<Sparkler> Der: considering what Serilde does, probably deserved it :P
Line 40514: 05 31 15[22:38] <Der> I have no proof of deserving it!
* Der happily let's Serilde into the cute snuggle pile
Line 40524: 05 31 15[22:42] <Der> You were gone too long Sparkler
Line 40541: 05 31 15[22:48] <Der> Eh, still is ooc Chan...
* Der just dumps Inky in #vore32
Line 40567: 05 31 15[22:57] <@Serilde> I wonder if this screen protector is silicone... It's accumulated finger prints that won't wash off since I started sometimes using silicone base
Line 40568: 05 31 15[22:57] <Der> Get A Glass Screen protrctor
<Der> Then I was out of bed, wondering why I am getting server down emails...
<Der> Then I was out of bed, wondering why I am getting server down emails...
* Der grumble
<Der> I think it is just the monitoring company having issues reaching the server...
<Der> noooope, server is bouncing wooo
* Der [22:56:13] just dumps Inky in #vore32
Line 40607: 05 31 15[23:33] <@Serilde> [23:00:49] I wonder if this screen protector is silicone... It's accumulated finger prints that won't wash off since I started sometimes using silicone base
Line 40608: 05 31 15[23:33] <Der> [23:01:35] Get A Glass Screen protrctor
Line 40616: 05 31 15[23:33] <Der> [23:12:08] Then I was out of bed, wondering why I am getting server down emails...
Line 40616: 05 31 15[23:33] <Der> [23:12:08] Then I was out of bed, wondering why I am getting server down emails...
* Der [23:12:12] grumble
Line 40622: 05 31 15[23:33] <Der> [23:18:16] I think it is just the monitoring company having issues reaching the server...
Line 40623: 05 31 15[23:33] <Der> [23:21:22] noooope, server is bouncing wooo
Line 40628: 05 31 15[23:33] <Der> [23:31:22] And I do think my computer died when trying to email the webhost...
Line 40631: 05 31 15[23:33] <Der> [23:33:42] Nights Inky
<Der> Sleep schedules getting better by themselves?
<Der> weird
<Der> Buy the arts
<Der> Hollow note, just hack into my patreon account and redirect all the funds to you, then you will have a nice comission from me!
<HollowNote> awesome Der
* Der waits to see if his host will get back to him before he falls asleep...
* Der is now known as Seascales_Scale
* Seascales_Scale is now known as Der
<Der> Welp, might aswell sleep and hope the DDOS is over by morning!
<Der> Nights Borealis
<Sparkler> Der: that sucks :(
<Der> Sparkler: Yep
<Der> And 3Gbps DDOS, not getting a 10gig link on this sever
<Der> This is only the second? (successful) DDOS in 4-5 years
Line 40823: 06 01 15[00:42] <Zuthal> Hmmm... Seascale, ZeroItamae, HollowNote, Gwyndolin, I gotta go for a bit, be back in... under 30 minutes.
Line 40837: 06 01 15[00:46] <Der> Nights
Line 40856: 06 01 15[01:06] <Der> heys
* Der walks down Seascale's throat, joining the party
Line 40880: 06 01 15[01:12] <Der> Nights, again
* ZeroItamae wiggles around under the tatzlpone
* Der yawns so hard that nothing happens
* @FeatherFreight hides under Zuthal
* Zuthal makes sure FeatherFreight is firmly trapped underneath him, and then reveals his intent to make a meal out of the pegasus
<Der> Heys
Line 41033: 06 01 15[08:36] <Der> Morning Seascale
Line 41038: 06 01 15[08:40] <Der> Socking!
Line 41039: 06 01 15[08:41] <Der> Not having things ready for a new employee?  I guess someone forgot to send a memo
Line 41044: 06 01 15[08:43] <Der> Not bad for temporary
Line 41045: 06 01 15[08:43] <Der> It even has a chair!
Line 41057: 06 01 15[08:46] <Der> Private offices are nice
Line 41064: 06 01 15[08:49] <Der> If people talk to each other and IT, it can not be waky!
Line 41065: 06 01 15[08:49] <@GyroTech> It is one guy from what I understand xP
Line 41067: 06 01 15[08:50] <Der> Still, I'm sure that one guys likes being talked to!
<Der> Yus!
* Der lazes on a lazing pony
* Der bothers Seascale, keeping him awake
<@Seascale> Der xP
* Der baps OP Zuthal
Line 41088: 06 01 15[08:56] <SkyBot> <Andrew McMillan> *Evening Breeze taps Zuthal on the shoulder. "Excuse me, I think you've got something of mine."
<Der> somethingsomething complains and pecks the RP's eyes out
<Der> Seeya
<Der> So Seascale, how goes the [not sleeping]?
<@Seascale> Omg Der
<Der> What are you doing in that job again?
<Der> Ah
Line 41119: 06 01 15[09:17] <@GyroTech> Hey hey looky what I found : https://derpibooru.org/908191
Line 41125: 06 01 15[09:23] <@FeatherFreight> I just don't understand why it's notable to link here
* Der pokes Seascale annoyingly
<Der> Heya bishy
Line 41178: 06 01 15[09:44] <Der> Ouch
<Der> DO THINGS
<Der> then you go early morning when some people sleep'
Line 41193: 06 01 15[10:00] <Zuthal> Seascale: Spotted a thing, Nachtschatten needs to be merged into Nightstrider.
<Der> Morning Dusk
* Der rolls, slower due to travel speed
* Zuthal launches Der
* Der goes flying at the speed of sound
<Der> EAting is a heathy thing to do
* @FeatherFreight eats Der
<Der> The staff room here is full of sugar and other bad things
* Der is very tasty!
Line 41252: 06 01 15[11:15] <Der> Morning Sparkler horse
<Sparkler> Der: I love it when I get the same day new employee things
Line 41262: 06 01 15[11:20] <Der> You don't have an old shirt computer? :p
Line 41275: 06 01 15[11:22] <Der> Not your issue if the new employee can't work
Line 41278: 06 01 15[11:22] <Der> That is their managers issue
<Zuthal> Der: But it is the company's issue
Line 41285: 06 01 15[11:23] <Der> Not your problem.  Procedures are there to be followed
Line 41290: 06 01 15[11:24] <Der> They sit there for a week
Line 41310: 06 01 15[11:30] <Sparkler> true, cause then we have to change the order system around, and then it might not get ordered since we didn't have it marked down as going out
Line 41310: 06 01 15[11:30] <Sparkler> true, cause then we have to change the order system around, and then it might not get ordered since we didn't have it marked down as going out
* Der pokes Zuthal from without
<Der> Der is best spy, Zuthal doesnt even notice direct contact!
<Der> Der is best spy, Zuthal doesnt even notice direct contact!
Line 41356: 06 01 15[11:44] <Der> Why are you on skype? :p
Line 41359: 06 01 15[11:45] <Der> Oh, that makes sense then!
* Der forgot ios is dumb
Line 41364: 06 01 15[11:47] <@Inky> I also learned recently that you can't merge folders on Macs natively?
<Der> I use linux on servers
<Der> hmm?
<Der> Just ignore the dicks
* Der noms on spanning-tree, it is dumb
* Der lazes on Seascale, tired
<Der> Being in pain doesnt mean you need to whine about it though
* Zuthal wiggles under HollowNote
Line 41521: 06 01 15[13:28] <Der> Heya Hollow
* Zuthal smiles as he disappears under a hugpile
Line 41563: 06 01 15[13:35] <Der> Memtestx86
Line 41570: 06 01 15[13:36] <Der> Overnight and yea
Line 41579: 06 01 15[13:38] <Der> I've had ecc stick with > single bit errora
* Seaward_Skies is derp
Line 41588: 06 01 15[13:40] <Der> ^
Line 41596: 06 01 15[13:41] <Der> Boots from disk
Line 41599: 06 01 15[13:42] <Sparkler> windows 7 has a memory tester built into it in the advanced boot menu, but memtest86 is considerably better
Line 41602: 06 01 15[13:43] <Der> Burn it to a xd
Line 41610: 06 01 15[13:44] <Der> Tiny
Line 41615: 06 01 15[13:45] <Der> Yumi? Works well
<@Inky> I have not heard of this, Der
Line 41619: 06 01 15[13:47] <Der> http://www.pendrivelinux.com/yumi-multiboot-usb-creator/
Line 41621: 06 01 15[13:47] <Der> Makes making the drive Bootable easy
Line 41623: 06 01 15[13:48] <Der> Download yumi, run it, select the flash drive and the Memtestx86 iso and it does the rest
Line 41630: 06 01 15[13:54] <Der> Select memtrxt86
Line 41631: 06 01 15[13:54] <Der> It is under tools in the district list
Line 41631: 06 01 15[13:54] <Der> It is under tools in the district list
Line 41632: 06 01 15[13:55] <Der> Distro
<Der> one sec
<Der> Yep, just browse and select the zip form memtest86's website
Line 41638: 06 01 15[13:58] <Seaward_Skies> I'm looking in the folder where it is, because I can see it in explorer, but the open window isn't letting me see it
<Der> Did you download the zip or iso?
<Der> http://www.memtest.org/download/5.01/memtest86+-5.01.zip
* Der points up at his link
<Der> Yep, bootable binary
<Der> Do you have stuff on the flash drive?
<Der> Good, always safest that way
<Der> Seaward, what brand laptop?
<Der> Betting F10 will be the key
* Zuthal now wonders if tritium-enriched carbohydrates would be a valid method of killing someone
<Der> What types of wares do you have Inky?
* @Inky squeaks and is rendered immobile
* Der tapes Inky and Zuthal together
<Der> Wooo!
* Der asks Inky how much one horse costs
<Der> Paster the walls
* @Inky tells Der they only rent.
* Der rents a horse forever!
Line 41785: 06 01 15[14:37] <Endra> Yeaaaah Zero wants to put holes in the walls wif nails but A. this is an older apartmet
<Der> Sticky tape works well, unless you want to frame em
<Der> How many skype bots do you have?
<Der> Where is your butt?
* Der looks for Aldric's butt
<Der> naps can be good'
<Der> as long as they dont turn into sleep
<Der> Aldric: same machine?
<@Aldric> Der: yeah
* Der hugs Aldric's butt, hopefully it has more then a tail attached to it :p
Line 41849: 06 01 15[15:09] <@Chordite_Flare> https://derpibooru.org/908212?scope=scpef41ddb46150f36e88cb348b83f9aee462d70bcd5
Line 41862: 06 01 15[15:12] <@Aldric> https://www.derpiboo.ru/665614
<Der> Just cover everything in spunk
<Der> Seeya Dusk
<Der> think it is going home time
* Zuthal stuffs Der into his pouch and carries he tiny griffon home
* Der tanks Zuthal for the ride
<@Aldric> seeya Der !
<Der> Tank ya
<Der> Night Zuthal
* Zuthal huggles Der, Sparkler, Aldric, Borealis and Seaward_Skies, before snuggling into bed with Duskie and Tihan
Line 41922: 06 01 15[16:26] <Zuthal> Yes, but it is harder for me
<Der> blargle
<Der> no\
<Der> How is all ponies, griff and other asorted creatures?
* @GyroTech wonders who's gut Aldric is in :P
* Der shakes his head at Kian
<Der> What type of hat?
<Der> Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
<Der> Aldric: You can?
<@Aldric> Der: wouldn't it still be program dependent? consider, say, Skype.
<@Aldric> Der: wouldn't it still be program dependent? consider, say, Skype.
<Der> "mac os X UI" Didnt say programs, just the shell!
<Der> :p
<Der> Sleeep silly Zuthal
* Der flops
<Der> Nights Gyro
<Der> Collapsing into bed!
<Der> The D is coming
<Der> Magic strechy ponies?
<Der> Bleh, is 5:30 too early to sleep
<Der> It would be!
<Der> Hey Stoic
<Der> Pretty bleh
<Der> How are you stoic?
* @Aldric applies hugs to Der until tiny griff is no longer bleh!
* Der apprecates the hugs, whatever mood is
Line 42105: 06 01 15[17:51] <Der> ^
Line 42111: 06 01 15[17:55] <Der> Sparkler, only 30 min,
Line 42112: 06 01 15[17:55] <Der> ?
Line 42119: 06 01 15[17:57] <Der> Heh, the inverter probably wastes more power
Line 42121: 06 01 15[17:58] <Der> Welcome back
Line 42123: 06 01 15[17:58] <Der> Time to see if I can fall asleep...
<Sparkler> night Der
Line 42173: 06 01 15[19:27] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/908261
Line 42174: 06 01 15[19:27] <+BurpyHooves> [ #908261 - amethyst star, artist:bluemeganium, happy, safe, sparkler - Derpibooru ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 42174: 06 01 15[19:27] <+BurpyHooves> [ #908261 - amethyst star, artist:bluemeganium, happy, safe, sparkler - Derpibooru ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 42178: 06 01 15[19:30] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/908213
Line 42179: 06 01 15[19:30] <+BurpyHooves> [ #908213 - anal, artist:mistydash, belly, belly bulge, bulge, canon x ... ] - derpiboo.ru
* @GyroTech shudders and brings a hoof to scratch along her wings as his horn sparks.
Line 42374: 06 01 15[21:52] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/908556
Line 42375: 06 01 15[21:52] <+BurpyHooves> [ #908556 - amputee, artist:frostyb, balls, blushing, comic, explicit, feminization, inanimate ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 42423: 06 01 15[22:15] <Tihan> oh, you were asking Borealis, derp
* @Dusk was a slightly inconsiderate pone
Line 42596: 06 02 15[02:37] <Der> Morning all
<+BurpyHooves> Der: Hello.
<Sparkler> morning Der, night Der
<Sparkler> morning Der, night Der
Line 42601: 06 02 15[02:52] <Der> Night Sparkler
Line 42611: 06 02 15[05:17] <Der> Moring Feather
Line 42618: 06 02 15[05:23] <Der> Syn-Ack
<SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Der, help me!
Line 42623: 06 02 15[05:24] <Der> butt how?!
* Der puts a gold foil sticker on Feather, "Certified Cute Pony"
<SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke nibbles on Der
* Der boops Zuthal
* Der frowns, all covered in Zuthal saliva
Line 42632: 06 02 15[06:10] <Der> He is tasty catburd!
Line 42633: 06 02 15[06:10] <Der> Anywho, off to work~
Line 42637: 06 02 15[06:36] <Der> Hai
<SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke sits on Der
Line 42640: 06 02 15[06:47] <Der> Comfy seat Griff
<Der> Holding you up?
Line 42650: 06 02 15[07:14] <Der> I would say throw stuff at them, but lab
<Der> Morning
<Der> Not bad
<Der> How is you?
<Der> They are~
* Der nibbles on GyroTech's ear
<Der> Just paint him to look like a Zebra!
<Der> Morning Inky
<Der> Everyone dies! Wooo!
<Der> Stab them... with your eyes
* Der can squeak a lot!
* Der prefers that too@
* @Inky picks up Der in her jaws and very gently teethes on him.
* Der squeaks as he is gently teethed upon!
Line 42741: 06 02 15[09:38] <Der> [Squeaky griffin noisss]
Line 42742: 06 02 15[09:38] <Der> Morning Dusk
* Der annoys Inkyhorse untill she leaves bed!
* @Inky swats Der down with a hoof, then pulls him under the covers for snuggles.
* @Inky swats Der down with a hoof, then pulls him under the covers for snuggles.
* Der whines and complains that he is huuungry
<Der> Of course! :p
* @Dusk lays under Tihan
<Der> :D
<Der> I'll be leaving here at 2pm, since I got in at 6~
<@GyroTech> No lunch break Der?
<Der> Lunch is eaten at the desk
Line 42872: 06 02 15[10:55] <@Dusk> I think one of my games last night derped dwm
* @GyroTech makes a face and wonders when he started bleeding
* @GyroTech sighs in exactly the right counter frequency to render both ponies silent through destructive interference.
* Der :D
<Der> Yep
<Der> D:
* Der /me's
<Der> It certainly is
Line 42966: 06 02 15[11:18] <@Dusk> I wonder if zuzu wants to test me :v
Line 43035: 06 02 15[11:30] <@Dusk> I understand you don't.
Line 43076: 06 02 15[11:35] <@Dusk> It's a mode that's gonna be reserved for like actually moderating the channel otherwise if/when there gets to be too much /meing
Line 43093: 06 02 15[11:38] <Zuthal> So... like you guys talking about computer stuff that I neither understand nor care about?
Line 43165: 06 02 15[11:45] <Zuthal> FeatherFreight: Don't pretend like you don't understand my point.
<Der> Hey bishy
<Der> Heys Zero
<Der> Hiiiii Hollow
<HollowNote> Hiiii Der!
Line 43209: 06 02 15[12:11] <@Seascale> I don't claim to understand how it figures out what direction f7 f8 do though
Line 43257: 06 02 15[12:18] <Sparkler> changing the channels of a split window is harder :(
Line 43269: 06 02 15[12:19] <Sparkler> hmm, wonder if there is a command to execute a command on a specific window
Line 43304: 06 02 15[12:34] <Der> What about ^C ?
Line 43361: 06 02 15[12:50] <Sparkler> I wonder if this works
* Der is forever blocked
Line 43382: 06 02 15[12:55] <@Inky> I wondered what /exec kill 0 would do
<Der> ifdown eth0, while connected to ssh also isnt a good plan!
Line 43478: 06 02 15[13:34] <Der> I for one think it is the end of the world and we need to seek shelter underground
Line 43478: 06 02 15[13:34] <Der> I for one think it is the end of the world and we need to seek shelter underground
Line 43482: 06 02 15[13:34] <Der> Yes you are
Line 43509: 06 02 15[13:47] <Der> Hehe
Line 43512: 06 02 15[13:54] <Der> So about those horses
<@Dusk> They're ponies Der
Line 43515: 06 02 15[13:57] <Der> No, horse
<@Dusk> how's you Der?
Line 43518: 06 02 15[13:59] <Der> Trying to figure out why apple configurator sucks
Line 43521: 06 02 15[13:59] <Der> You, sir Dusk?
<@Dusk> Der: Ma'am~
Line 43551: 06 02 15[14:10] <Der> Phones are neat, I like the feature that let's you hover over things
Line 43555: 06 02 15[14:11] <@FeatherFreight> People understand what I mean.
Line 43558: 06 02 15[14:13] <Der> It magical how accurate it is
<Sparkler> Der: ^
Line 43569: 06 02 15[14:14] <Der> Sparkler: nope!
Line 43586: 06 02 15[14:45] <Der> *Yells at FeaterFreight*
<@Dusk> Der: is that thing working yet?
<Der> Hmmm?
<Der> Oh no
<Der> Someone with that user's profile is fucked
<Der> Just made another profile on the mac for now
<Der> shrug, remmoved confiurator completely, removed the config files, something is just broke
<Der> Boop
<Der> Who is the one claiming it?
<Sparkler> Der: some client of ours
<Der> Possible
<Der> Heya Borealis
Line 43695: 06 02 15[19:23] <Der> So should I!
Line 43699: 06 02 15[19:27] <Sparkler> https://derpiboo.ru/909092
Line 43702: 06 02 15[19:57] <Der> cutehorse is cute
<Der> is the worst
<Der> Where'd you go Miss Inkyhorse?
<Der> Very nice
<Der> Wooo!
<Der> Fuck my cerl expires tomorrow
<Der> Inky dont need no drivers license
<Der> Woo, dont have to worry about ssl certs for 3 more years
<Der> Rude
<Der> Yo Fall horse
<Der> Eh, you just like the lazy name
<Der> Seeya  Borealis
<Der> He hasnt been rude to me!
<Fallfeathers> Der: you suck and all your favourite games are bad
<Der> Eh, I do suck
<Der> Tell me something I dont know
<Der> Doesnt effect me!
* Der pokes Fallfeathers in the face
* Fallfeathers bites Der
* Der dies
<Der> Make it a quick lunch?
<Der> Nights Stoic
<Der> Night Dusk
<Der> No traffic~
<Der> How far are you guys away?
<Der> Heya Borealis
<Der> Not bad!
<Der> Nights
Line 43883: 06 02 15[23:32] <Der> Best bug
Line 43888: 06 02 15[23:34] <Der> Did someone draw on the inside of your eyelids?
Line 43934: 06 02 15[23:48] <Der> Bleh
* Der flops on the snuggle train
Line 43980: 06 02 15[23:59] <Der> Nights Dusk
Line 43984: 06 03 15[00:00] <Der> I may want to head to bed myself...
* Zuthal may have derp
Line 43998: 06 03 15[00:05] <Der> Well, night all
<+BurpyHooves> Der: Rest Well!
<@Seascale> gn'ight Der !
<bishy> nighty Der
Line 44004: 06 03 15[00:28] <+BurpyHooves> zuthal has the following tags: Cutie Mark: https://derpiboo.ru/768487 | RP Logs (as of 20.01.2015 1444 UTC) https://www.dropbox.com/s/wz2mz9mm99u6edo/Zuthal%20RPs.zip?dl=0 | ZOO-thull | cock vore | http://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-zuthal | https://ponyvo.re/wiki/index.php?title=Zuthal_tar_Soraniz | micro prey | non-fatal | same size | soft vore | tatzlpony | tentacle stuff | unbirth
Line 44004: 06 03 15[00:28] <+BurpyHooves> zuthal has the following tags: Cutie Mark: https://derpiboo.ru/768487 | RP Logs (as of 20.01.2015 1444 UTC) https://www.dropbox.com/s/wz2mz9mm99u6edo/Zuthal%20RPs.zip?dl=0 | ZOO-thull | cock vore | http://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-zuthal | https://ponyvo.re/wiki/index.php?title=Zuthal_tar_Soraniz | micro prey | non-fatal | same size | soft vore | tatzlpony | tentacle stuff | unbirth
Line 44115: 06 03 15[01:49] <@Seascale> just via shenanigans I managed to reverse the ordering somehow and got used to it
Line 44165: 06 03 15[05:48] <Der> Morning horses
<+BurpyHooves> Der: Hi
* Fallfeathers shoves Der
Line 44168: 06 03 15[05:49] <Der> Shove where?
<SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke eeps as Der is shoved into his rump
* Der wiggles around in the oversized rump and such!
Line 44172: 06 03 15[05:56] <Der> How are all the awake horses doing?
Line 44217: 06 03 15[06:45] <Der> Last night
Line 44265: 06 03 15[06:54] <Der> Test results, everyone talks about the test and doesn't chat normally
Line 44300: 06 03 15[07:00] <Der> I think ya'll are silly
* Der boops FeatherFreight and Zuthal for being silly
Line 44364: 06 03 15[07:13] <Der> What you should graphn is the char's per /me
Line 44371: 06 03 15[07:14] <Der> Since RPing posts would generally be longer and such :p
Line 44407: 06 03 15[07:23] <@FeatherFreight> As I said, I am considering it. Nobody has said anything about my ideas yet.
Line 44416: 06 03 15[07:24] <Der> I think it is three that oppose RP, not actions themselves
Line 44418: 06 03 15[07:24] <@FeatherFreight> In this case, we are using the incorrect definition that is "RP is only actions which Zuthal feels should be considered RP"
Line 44439: 06 03 15[07:26] <Der> You joined them too Feather :p
Line 44465: 06 03 15[07:29] <Der> Hey Fallfeathers!
* Der drags Fallfeathers away from the drama
Line 44496: 06 03 15[07:34] <@FeatherFreight> I'm sorry Fallfeathers but I don't pretend to understand you so if you really want to be banned then someone else like Ruzeth can decide if you're joking or not and take action from there
Line 44505: 06 03 15[07:37] <Der> Simpler would be to stop arguing about dumb stuff and fuck
Line 44514: 06 03 15[07:38] <@FeatherFreight> If you would like to continue our wonderful, civilized discussion, Zuthal, I trust you know where to contact me
* Der idly bugs Inky as he drives
* @Inky tells Der to go back to driving :B don't IRC and drive
Line 44552: 06 03 15[08:26] <Der> But I am not moving!
Line 44582: 06 03 15[09:37] <Der> Morning Borealis
Line 44586: 06 03 15[09:40] <Der> Heya Dusk
* @Borealis curls up under Dusk.
Line 44638: 06 03 15[09:59] <Der> Seeya Borealis
Line 44649: 06 03 15[10:08] <Der> Heya Inky!
Line 44655: 06 03 15[10:11] <SkyBot> <Alex 'Dusk' Howard> And you're overstating a wrong  point and right now at least I've gotten Zuzu to understand where I was coming from.
Line 44658: 06 03 15[10:15] <Der> I woke up at 5:45am!
Line 44667: 06 03 15[10:17] <Der> Timezones
Line 44683: 06 03 15[10:22] <Der> Then I banned my IP from my own server
Line 44690: 06 03 15[10:26] <Der> Huh, password works for web login but not ssh
Line 44699: 06 03 15[10:33] <Der> and restarting sshd fixed it
Line 44704: 06 03 15[10:37] <Der> Wooo! Doing things
Line 44718: 06 03 15[11:01] <Der> Afternoon
<SkyBot> <Andrew McMillan> Hi, Der and Inky
Line 44723: 06 03 15[11:02] <Der> Not bad, reading some stuff, how be you?
Line 44729: 06 03 15[11:04] <Der> Morning Tihan
Line 44740: 06 03 15[11:13] <Der> A cool coil?
Line 44748: 06 03 15[11:26] <Der> Did you eat it?
Line 44752: 06 03 15[11:27] <Der> Appearently so
Line 44760: 06 03 15[11:28] <Der> [11:29] * ChanServ sets mode: -o Ruzeth
* Der twiddles his talons
Line 44787: 06 03 15[11:46] <Der> One OP does an experiment without asking other OPs, another OP messes with that experiment without asking other OPs. Seems kinda even!
<Zuthal> Well, Der, she did ask other ops before actually doing it. And no, Endra, she did say it when she started it.
Line 44813: 06 03 15[11:49] <Der> Before switching it to +D? I recall discussion right after
Line 44900: 06 03 15[12:06] <@FeatherFreight> I'm just not a fan of giving a recently-demoted op founder status.
Line 44912: 06 03 15[12:08] <Der> So it is your problem :p
Line 44923: 06 03 15[12:14] <Der> As someone who has just been watching, I am not sure what a lot of the motiation for doing is
Line 44927: 06 03 15[12:25] <Der> Byes!
Line 44947: 06 03 15[12:52] <Dustrunner> What will happen next, I wonder
Line 44963: 06 03 15[12:59] <@Dusk> I understand and aqknowledge this
Line 44976: 06 03 15[13:03] <Der> Does the reason stand though?
Line 44977: 06 03 15[13:04] <Der> Why was he depoed then? I am curious?
Line 44984: 06 03 15[13:04] <Der> So should Dusk be deoped for stirring up drama by setting +d?
Line 44999: 06 03 15[13:10] <@Dusk> Im having a derp
Line 45012: 06 03 15[13:14] <Der> And then there were none
Line 45023: 06 03 15[13:17] <Der> So, nothing changed other then a little flag
Line 45029: 06 03 15[13:20] <Der> I agree with Inky agreeing with Skies
Line 45030: 06 03 15[13:20] <Der> It doesnt though
Line 45032: 06 03 15[13:20] <Der> They just appear eqaul
Line 45060: 06 03 15[13:24] <Der> But all the OPs are still OPs, no matter if they wear a cape
Line 45068: 06 03 15[13:25] <Der> It is more then his
Line 45074: 06 03 15[13:26] <FeatherFreight> I asked for founder in the channels, and I was granted it
Line 45084: 06 03 15[13:27] <Zuthal> I think the best course of action would be for you two to step down, and Inky made founder as the only one here who can keep a level head in discussions.
Line 45085: 06 03 15[13:27] <Der> Seperate personal and moderating
Line 45085: 06 03 15[13:27] <Der> Seperate personal and moderating
Line 45093: 06 03 15[13:29] <Der> Dusk, what about deOping for personal reasons?
Line 45099: 06 03 15[13:30] <Der> And no one elses opinion on the topic matters then?
Line 45105: 06 03 15[13:31] <Der> And now other people cant talk~
Line 45107: 06 03 15[13:31] <Der> He wasnt the first
Line 45131: 06 03 15[13:33] <Der> It is very ridiculous
Line 45191: 06 03 15[14:05] <Der> Wooo, dealing with dead switches. Always the day I am not at the site
Line 45194: 06 03 15[14:07] <Der> Not really much woo, trying to explain to a teacher, to look for the box with a bunch of cables sticking out and make sure it is plugged in
<Sparkler> Der: I should show you the picture of what happened the last time we ehad a switch die without a spare on hand
Line 45198: 06 03 15[14:13] <Der> How long ago did you share thst?
Line 45202: 06 03 15[14:26] <Der> the fucking outlet the switch was plugged into died
* Der flops
* @Inky catches Der with herself! Soft landing!
* Der provides cutes snuggles to Inkyhorse
Line 45212: 06 03 15[14:43] <Der> Well off to trace where this building's demarc is~
<@Inky> seeya Der
<Dusk> Cya Der
<Sparkler> Der: that's uh, strange. how does an outlet just die? unless like, a breaker was sflipped... or I guess the wiring could be faulty, but thats a much bigger problem o.O
Line 45239: 06 03 15[14:51] <Zuthal> https://www.derpiboo.ru/909184
Line 45242: 06 03 15[14:51] <Der> Sparkler: It is a 5-+ year old building
Line 45243: 06 03 15[14:51] <SparkBot> [ #909184 - applejack, artist:sugahbite, fluttershy, monochrome, pinkie pie, princess twilight, questionable, rainbow dash, rarity, twilight sparkle, vore - Derpibooru - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Imageboard ] - https://www.derpiboo.ru/909184
Line 45243: 06 03 15[14:51] <SparkBot> [ #909184 - applejack, artist:sugahbite, fluttershy, monochrome, pinkie pie, princess twilight, questionable, rainbow dash, rarity, twilight sparkle, vore - Derpibooru - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Imageboard ] - https://www.derpiboo.ru/909184
<Sparkler> Der: that's pretty new :O
Line 45256: 06 03 15[14:53] <Zuthal> Ruzeth: Could you maybe make it so that for derpi burpy will always grab, say... the rating and artist tags?
Line 45257: 06 03 15[14:53] <Der> Sparkler:50
Line 45284: 06 03 15[15:04] <@Inky> I wonder if I'm being woken up by a housemate
Line 45337: 06 03 15[15:37] <Der> Humans have a lot of water in them!
Line 45340: 06 03 15[15:37] <Der> A little bit more never hurt anyone
Line 45341: 06 03 15[15:37] <Der> (Not to be confused with way too much, that has killed)
* Der dumps salt on Endra
Line 45384: 06 03 15[15:49] <Der> Seeya!
Line 45391: 06 03 15[15:51] <Zuthal> suffocation is, like, over two orders of magnitude faster
Line 45393: 06 03 15[15:52] <Der> Or enough salt to stop you from inhaling
Line 45395: 06 03 15[15:52] <Der> Pressing on you
Line 45396: 06 03 15[15:52] <Der> That too
* Der snuggles Inkyhorse
* @Inky hugs Der to her chest and snuggles up to thamaniya
* Endra wanders off to eat something salty
Line 45416: 06 03 15[15:54] <Der> Dont walk on piles of fine salt
Line 45426: 06 03 15[15:57] <Der> Crushing piles of ponies!
* @Inky pulls the filly sized Starburn into the pile, gives Der to her to hug, then hugs her.
Line 45440: 06 03 15[16:00] <Der> Griffons*
Line 45444: 06 03 15[16:00] <Der> Byes Zero!
<@Inky> Der: my mistake D: you're right
Line 45451: 06 03 15[16:01] <Der> Is it tasty food?
* @Inky hoofs Sparkler to Der for cuddling.
Line 45461: 06 03 15[16:03] <Der> And you hair, and body and literaly everything is covered in glitter
Line 45476: 06 03 15[16:09] <Der> You lewd horses
* @Inky lewded Der first
* Der is covered in lewd
Line 45483: 06 03 15[16:10] <Der> Inky: What is better, OSPF, BGP or EGIRP?
Line 45491: 06 03 15[16:12] <Der> Sparkler: Inky: What is better, OSPF, BGP or EGIRP?
Line 45495: 06 03 15[16:12] <Der> Okay, so not BGP :p
Line 45501: 06 03 15[16:13] <Sparkler> border gatewat protocol for bgp
Line 45502: 06 03 15[16:13] <Der> EGIRP is Cisco's advnaced distance vector routing proto, it is kinda lnk-state though
Line 45506: 06 03 15[16:14] <Der> EIGRP*
Line 45507: 06 03 15[16:14] <Der> Open shortest path first
Line 45510: 06 03 15[16:15] <Der> Link-state, knows the statues and map of the entire network, Distance Vector just knows a path and how far!
* Der networking nerd
* Der baps bisy
Line 45514: 06 03 15[16:15] <Der> That is what BGP is for
Line 45517: 06 03 15[16:16] <Der> And all protocols can scale, other then RIP
Line 45521: 06 03 15[16:16] <Der> Sparkler; that is when Cisco open sourced some of it I think
* Der PagP's Sparkler
Line 45529: 06 03 15[16:17] <Der> I'd horse idly... in a few hours when I am home
<Sparkler> Der: basically, I don't support proprietary "standards" :P
Line 45533: 06 03 15[16:17] <Der> No one should Sparkler!
Line 45554: 06 03 15[16:23] <Der> Horses arent safe
* Zuthal wonders if Tihan is a herepone
Line 45574: 06 03 15[16:33] <Der> Heading home time, see all ya horses in a few hours
<@Inky> Seeya Der
Line 45595: 06 03 15[17:07] <bishy> I wonder if ponies have chocolate-dipped hay
* Lyjzet squirms out from under Dusk
Line 45627: 06 03 15[17:29] <Sparkler> start adding in repeats and the math gets harder :P
Line 45631: 06 03 15[17:30] <Lyjzet> since its not ordered
Line 45676: 06 03 15[18:11] <Der> Hello horses
<+BurpyHooves> Ahoy Der
<Dusk> Heya Der
<@Inky> Hiya Der
* Der pizzas
Line 45698: 06 03 15[18:17] <Der> Just format the phone
Line 45703: 06 03 15[18:18] <Der> How long do you get?
Line 45704: 06 03 15[18:19] <Sparkler> heh, my battery doesn't last long under typical usage with me
Line 45706: 06 03 15[18:19] <Der> ouch
Line 45708: 06 03 15[18:19] <Der> Something is wrong there
Line 45714: 06 03 15[18:20] <Der> I get 3 days of normal use... with a triple extended battery
Line 45720: 06 03 15[18:20] <Der> ^
Line 45726: 06 03 15[18:21] <Der> Download System info for android
Line 45728: 06 03 15[18:21] <Der> Go to battery and uses
Line 45743: 06 03 15[18:30] <Dusk> I might root this phone specifically to underclock it
* @FeatherFreight underclocks Dusk
<Der> Nights Zuthal
<Der> Does it show it is ever sleeping?
<Dusk> Der: Did you see my last message?
<Der> Uhhh...
<Der> About it showing at 70%?
<Der> Where are you reading that from?
<Der> Yea, mine for example is 45% at 300MHz
<Der> http://i.imgur.com/awXkhKk.png
<Der> Under OS, what is the uptime and uptime(without sleeps)
<Der> Under OS, what is the uptime and uptime(without sleeps)
<Der> Skype could be
<Der> Do you have that dumb app I told you to download?
<Der> Or is it just not there under OS?
<Der> Or is it just not there under OS?
<Der> Welcome back!
<Der> I would just start killing Apps untill it starts to sleep
<Der> Skype and everything that runs in the background?
<Der> Is your phone possessed?
<Der> Battery possibly wasnt fully charged when it came?
<Der> What model is is?
<Der> burd is not ammused
<Der> Unrelated bird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfpL9Z9d8uE
Line 45821: 06 03 15[19:02] <@Inky> those talons though /shudder
<Der> Cute birdie
* Der talon's Inky
<Der> Nights Skies
* Der steals Inky's ear for snuggles
* Der flops on a horse
<Der> Most of my battery is to android system
<Der> Rude
* @Inky lets Der flop in her.
* Der flops around in Inky
* @Inky is akin to a bouncy castle for Der!
<Der> Black
<Der> Very bouncy!
<Der> Maaaaybe
<@Inky> do you even like unearth, Der?
<Der> hehehe
<Der> I maaay
Line 45910: 06 03 15[20:01] <Sparkler> wonder what the combo is
<Der> Naps can be good
Line 45937: 06 03 15[20:12] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/909639
Line 45938: 06 03 15[20:12] <+BurpyHooves> [ #909639 - artist:galekz, fluttershy, micro, safe, solo - Derpibooru - ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 45938: 06 03 15[20:12] <+BurpyHooves> [ #909639 - artist:galekz, fluttershy, micro, safe, solo - Derpibooru - ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 45942: 06 03 15[20:17] <Saphling> Fallout 4 pre-order on steam
* Der sits on Stoic, making it a pony and griffon pile
<@Inky> Der: I will try to wheedle a more specific response about unbirth out of you, y'know~
<Der> Inky: Maaaaybe isnt good enough~?
Line 46013: 06 03 15[20:36] <@Inky> (she voices Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, if you've been living under a rock the past 5 years)
<Der> Wait, mane frame?
Line 46078: 06 03 15[21:32] <Sparkler> also, new boot screen heh, I think I liked the older one more
<Der> Eat food, silly horses
<@Inky> I'll probably be back before Der posts :B
* Der throws a rock at Inky
Line 46133: 06 03 15[22:02] <Lyjzet> https://derpibooru.org/profiles/52d22d7d63687202e8a20000
Line 46134: 06 03 15[22:02] <+BurpyHooves> [ GyroTech's profile - Derpibooru - My Little Pony: Friendship is ... ]
<Der> google is smart
Line 46172: 06 03 15[22:36] <Lyjzet> Some apps do look better under material admittedly, but that's because they had a shit design before.
* Der uses debug to disable animations on his phones
Line 46192: 06 03 15[22:41] <Lyjzet> And? I feel navigation is less functional under material
Line 46196: 06 03 15[22:42] <Tihan> https://www.derpibooru.org/25880
Line 46200: 06 03 15[22:42] <Tihan> https://www.derpibooru.org/907252
<Der> What if you are blind?
Line 46250: 06 03 15[23:03] <@Inky> in older versions, that used to be different
* Der pokes at the odd bludge in Gwyndolin
<Gwyndolin> Do you want in too Der? Or just a hug? x3
<Der> light on dark is nice~
Line 46300: 06 03 15[23:34] <@Inky> https://derpiboo.ru/908212 such a good picture tho
<Der> oh my
<@Inky> Der: see you should give me little bits of info like that! Then I can arrange hot things :B
<Der> Inky: Pieces of info like what! I already gave you a few piece of info silly bathorse!
<@Inky> Der: like I dunno what things you think are hot xP
<@Inky> ?Der
<+BurpyHooves> Der has the following tags: And much more! Call 1-800-Dumb-Burd for a quote! | Between two others having fun times | Bot why dont you add stuff in order | Cock Vore | Consensual roughplay | Dumb little Griffon -color grey- | General stuff that would involve tiny | Insertion | Mawplay | Micro | Size Difference
<+BurpyHooves> Der has the following tags: And much more! Call 1-800-Dumb-Burd for a quote! | Between two others having fun times | Bot why dont you add stuff in order | Cock Vore | Consensual roughplay | Dumb little Griffon -color grey- | General stuff that would involve tiny | Insertion | Mawplay | Micro | Size Difference
<Der> Ahhhh Things! Run!
Line 46327: 06 03 15[23:41] <@Inky> it is a good feeling to understand why you feel something, even if that something is shitty xP
<Der> Inky: Understanding stuff is hard though!
<Der> Inky: Understanding stuff is hard though!
<Der> Life is gross
<Der> I am
* Der notes you can add and remove tags in PMs!
* HollowNote pokes Der
* Der pokes Hollow
* Der isn't wearing a collar, woo!
<@Inky> but does Der like being a pet griffon :o
<Der> Inky: It's not the worst thing that could happen to him~
<@Inky> Der: uh, but it could easily be...?
<@Inky> Der: so death is like, a pretty bad baseline, right? Torture (then death) is worse. If his owner is sadistic... :P
<Der> Depends, do you mean being a pet pet of having no rights and being enslaved?
* Der notes that Inky is a fast typer
<Der> Well then Inky, I could be the worst thing to happen to him!
<Der> In the normal petplay stuff and not being a pet pet, it certainly wouldnt though!
<Der> Nights Gwyndolin
<Der> He could certinaly act the part!
<Der> Reliant? Does his owner give him good food for free?
* Der points at Inky
<Der> I am honestly not too into it, just falls on the wide list of things that can be fun to do
<Der> Nights Borealis
<@Borealis> Not sleeping Der, just... Going away...
* Der steals Seascale's phone, so Inky can sleep
Line 46527: 06 04 15[00:53] <Sparkler> ohey, this thing auto compiles it too, wonderful
Line 46585: 06 04 15[07:05] <Der> I don't believe your a pony
* @FeatherFreight ponys at Der
Line 46647: 06 04 15[07:09] <Der> I don't believe your a pony
* @FeatherFreight ponys at Der
* Der burds ontop of FeatherFreight
<Der> Neat, auto message spliting, I should like, update my irc client more then just every 5 years
Line 46699: 06 04 15[08:42] <Der> Morning Seascale
<@Seascale> Hi there, Der
* @Seascale opens his mouth for Der; those teeth need cleaning!
* Der cleans the stinky morning teeths
Line 46708: 06 04 15[08:57] <Der> See ya in a bit zuthal!
Line 46726: 06 04 15[09:02] <Der> After soon Skies
<SkyBot> <Andrew McMillan> And Der
Line 46730: 06 04 15[09:02] <Der> 90F, yep a tad warm
Line 46736: 06 04 15[09:06] <Der> Why liquid cooling? Evaporative cooling works well most of the time!
Line 46740: 06 04 15[09:07] <Der> Byes!
Line 46742: 06 04 15[09:10] <Der> Maaaybe
Line 46748: 06 04 15[09:19] <Der> Or just wait in bed till lunch
Line 46760: 06 04 15[09:28] <Der> Physical space?
Line 46761: 06 04 15[09:28] <@FeatherFreight> I mean I guess I could use a blender or something?
Line 46767: 06 04 15[09:29] <Der> Do you have floor to ceiling shevles?
Line 46775: 06 04 15[09:31] <Der> That is a lot of stuff
Line 46784: 06 04 15[09:34] <Der> What type of stuff?
Line 46791: 06 04 15[09:35] <Der> Get more shelves!
Line 46792: 06 04 15[09:35] <Der> Line the halls
Line 46793: 06 04 15[09:36] <Der> Hang stuff from the ceiling
Line 46796: 06 04 15[09:38] <Der> Get a bunk bed, use the top for storage
Line 46798: 06 04 15[09:39] <Der> Or, as I've seen people do, bottom is a desk, top is the bed
<Der> Moring
Line 46869: 06 04 15[10:16] <SkyBot> * Alex 'Dusk' Howard ponders getting out of bed
<Der> Morning Sparker
Line 46930: 06 04 15[11:04] <@Seascale> wow finally xP I looked into why automatic save folder thought it was a new install every time I opened a new window, and updated to the beta build
Line 46966: 06 04 15[11:12] <Sparkler> no wonder you don't have any space
Line 46971: 06 04 15[11:16] <@Seascale> I wonder how many $$ of magic cards I have...
Line 47005: 06 04 15[11:21] <@Seascale> of course if you wanted to make it actually modern viable you have to add like a ton of other expensive things... BUT STILL.
* Fallfeathers murders Zuthal next
Line 47061: 06 04 15[11:32] <GyroTech> yep, nulcear devices are against federal statute xP
Line 47063: 06 04 15[11:32] <ZeroItamae> Like chemical warefare falls under that, or is that seperate
<Der> Hey Endra!
Line 47138: 06 04 15[11:52] <ZeroItamae> Endra is a derp
Line 47139: 06 04 15[11:53] <Zuthal> many derp
Line 47177: 06 04 15[12:02] <ZeroItamae> Endra is so cute when shes all silly and derpy :O
Line 47214: 06 04 15[12:11] <Der> Just dunk your head in a bucket
* Der not pony snuggles Holloe
<Zuthal> But Hollow needs pony snuggles, Der
Line 47232: 06 04 15[12:19] <thamaniya> This is your monthly reminder to run /save and /layout save
* Zuthal boops Dusk/Seascale/thamaniya/Sparkler with an arts he got https://derpiboo.ru/910103
Line 47338: 06 04 15[12:38] <thamaniya> jeez, try harder :V
* Der sits on Dusk
* Der rubs the cat part of himself all over Dusk
* Selina coils her tail up around Der and smirks
<@Inky> hiya Der
<Der> Hey Inky
* Der waves to the naga!
* Selina pets Der with the tip of her tail and smiles!
<Der> Cuteish bigsnakething!
<Der> Heya Gwyndolin
Line 47529: 06 04 15[14:07] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> it is on derpibooru... funno what tags right now, though
* Der cuddles bishy's face
* Der affections Zuthal~
* Stoic steals Der for pony on catburd action
* pony_85586 is now known as Nightstrider
* Nightstrider (Night5hade@75.114.u.iu) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )
* Der notes that while things doent feel cold, frostbite is still a thing~
<Der> I've put my hand in a pool of liquid oxygen~
* Der doesnt put stuff in any other weird places though
<Der> That sounds... melty
<@FeatherFreight> Der: put your dick in it
<Der> Yep Zuthal!
<Der> You have a second or two where the cold doesnt effect you due to it boiling
<SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke wets Der, then dunks him in molten lead
* Der sizzles
<Der> Though, jets of liquid O2 do not have that effect and will cause large ammounts of frozen dead flesh!
* Der thinkgs that frozen skins feels weird
<Der> Very much so~
* Der used to work in medical and repaired portable LOX units
<Der> Breathing, liquid is a lot more dense way to store O2
<Der> Zuthal: It is stored at about 20-30psi
<Der> 206.842719 kpa?
<Der> gauged
<Der> Yep, pretty low pressure stuff
Line 47723: 06 04 15[15:54] <@Inky> boo, it didn't save the replay on the leaderboards for some reason
<Der> That seems scary to do with balls
<Der> ^
<Der> That is the scary part, getting it out
<Der> ouch
<Der> That would be one interesting trip to the ER
Line 47780: 06 04 15[16:07] <@Inky> oh, I also used a, hmm, well imagine a turkey baster but way smaller, to fill my bladder with air/water
<Der> IIInteresting inky
Line 47793: 06 04 15[16:09] <Zuthal> Because I never really understood that one... I apparently put myslef in the roster for the #LGBT channel on canternet as pan
Line 47800: 06 04 15[16:10] <Endra> non-binary genders are a thing :P
<Der> 10 feet?
Line 47874: 06 04 15[16:17] <Selina> I'll consider it when the parents are out
<Der> Get more cameras
<Der> Most cameras do
* Der baps Zuthal, everyone needs real cameras
<Der> Dig through the settings!
<Der> I use my camera for annoying people
* Der rides on Seascale
<Der> Do you have a silly macro lense?
Line 47908: 06 04 15[16:21] <bishy> and non-binary genders are toooootally a thing
<@FeatherFreight> Der: Nah, my camera is one of the compact ones
* @Seascale gives Der a ride around the lake.
Line 47916: 06 04 15[16:22] <Endra> I just know a small number of people that are genderfluid that equate bisexual to "liking any two genders", which I think is waaaay too literal
Line 47916: 06 04 15[16:22] <Endra> I just know a small number of people that are genderfluid that equate bisexual to "liking any two genders", which I think is waaaay too literal
Line 47932: 06 04 15[16:29] <bishy> oh, I wonder if I should borrow my friend's selfie stick for nudes
* Der doesnt use cameras for lews stuffs
<Der> I SEEEE LEG
<@Seascale> watch out, Der's cat instincts will activate and he'll claw it up
* Der flexes claws
* Zuthal traps Der under an upside-down bowl and places a 1500-page textbook on top
* Zuthal traps Der under an upside-down bowl and places a 1500-page textbook on top
Line 47978: 06 04 15[16:35] <@FeatherFreight> I mean the hairy white thing sticking out your underpants
<@Seascale> Zuthal you can't trap Der like that he can't breathe! D:
* Der claws at Zuthal as he does so
<Endra> Is DER like a robot disguised as a cat since GIR was a robot disguised as a dog? :O
* @Inky rescues Der first
<Der> That is a small microwave
* Der is a server in disguise
<@Inky> What kind of server, Der?
<Der> Inky: C6100
* @Inky installs Der in her home.
<Der> nudez http://i.imgur.com/vSVZfeT.jpg
<Seaward_Skies> Very nice, Der :p
<Der> Inky, does that look sexy enough to have in your house~?
<@Inky> Der: totes
* Der flashes lights at Inky http://i.imgur.com/zDAm9WM.png
* @Inky is transfixed by Der
Line 48086: 06 04 15[16:48] <Der> Bishy, names are dumb anyway, who needs them!
* Der imaginary bird aerobatics
Line 48113: 06 04 15[16:51] <Der> Likely kill you
Line 48118: 06 04 15[16:52] <Der> What about an 180degree turn?
<Zuthal> Der: Well, you cannot simply apply what you know from fixed-wing aircraft
Line 48123: 06 04 15[16:53] <Der> What about bouncing off the sound barrier? :p
Line 48129: 06 04 15[16:54] <Der> Are toy saying there is magic in the air
Line 48141: 06 04 15[16:55] <Der> You werent sticking the dildo in you sparkler!
Line 48146: 06 04 15[16:56] <Der> Sparkler, why you so secert
<Sparkler> Der: come to bronycon, you can see me all you want there :P
Line 48149: 06 04 15[16:56] <Der> I will
Line 48150: 06 04 15[16:56] <Der> And I will see you!
Line 48155: 06 04 15[16:57] <Der> I will get someone to help me find you then Sparkler!
* Der stares at Sparkler, he is watching that pony...
Line 48159: 06 04 15[16:58] <Der> Will you be easy to find though?
Line 48162: 06 04 15[16:58] <Der> It is a fair bit of people there
<Sparkler> Der: I will be on irc!
Line 48164: 06 04 15[16:59] <Der> Gasp!
Line 48167: 06 04 15[16:59] <Der> Which nearest, the one up past the Hilton?
Line 48170: 06 04 15[17:01] <Der> Well then... see you then, tini horse
<bishy> will I be able to find the Der at BC?
Line 48175: 06 04 15[17:02] <Der> You may bishy!
Line 48176: 06 04 15[17:03] <Der> I will have a badge that has a different name on it
Line 48178: 06 04 15[17:03] <Der> And maybe a radio!
Line 48181: 06 04 15[17:04] <Der> What handheld do you have?
Line 48182: 06 04 15[17:04] <Der> We could!
Line 48185: 06 04 15[17:05] <Der> baofang?
Line 48186: 06 04 15[17:05] <Der> Or that
Line 48188: 06 04 15[17:05] <Der> Yep, everyone gets the cheap <50$ radio
Line 48194: 06 04 15[17:07] <Der> I have the UV5RA
<GyroTech> Wait... Der a radio?
Line 48201: 06 04 15[17:08] <Der> Decent, squelch sucks on them though
Line 48203: 06 04 15[17:09] <Der> Oh?
Line 48209: 06 04 15[17:10] <Der> What level of ham be you sparkler?
Line 48212: 06 04 15[17:10] <Der> Ah, same, took the general test the same day without studying, missed by a few questions
Line 48214: 06 04 15[17:11] <Der> I almost failed hte technicina though cause they used the wrong key
Line 48215: 06 04 15[17:12] <Der> Luckily someone realized I shouldnt of been that bad
Line 48217: 06 04 15[17:13] <Der> Radio is very usefull though, I can use it to listen in to my works radios if my offical one is dead
Line 48222: 06 04 15[17:15] <Der> Only ever transmitted, on ham freq when driving somewhere with other cars
Line 48224: 06 04 15[17:16] <Der> Pretty much
<GyroTech> Der I won't be hard to find. I'll have a Gyro badge on, and probably Ruzeth.
Line 48227: 06 04 15[17:16] <Der> Still a lot of people Gyro!
Line 48228: 06 04 15[17:17] <Der> I also may have... listened to frs channels
Line 48231: 06 04 15[17:18] <Der> ...Yes
Line 48233: 06 04 15[17:18] <Der> Yes
Line 48238: 06 04 15[17:19] <Der> Feather, are you licensed?
Line 48244: 06 04 15[17:19] <Der> Thing with these radios, they will broadcast on many channels that will get you in trouble
<Sparkler> Der: you can broadcast at .5w, and with the stock antenna, I doubt anyone will notice
Line 48250: 06 04 15[17:21] <Der> Always a thing to keep in mind!
Line 48251: 06 04 15[17:21] <Der> I mean, you could really talk on FRS and no one would know since those are so common
Line 48254: 06 04 15[17:22] <Der> Yes
Line 48268: 06 04 15[17:25] <Der> Beofengs are pretty unrestricted stock
* Der reports FeatherFreight to the goverment
<Der> werid
<Der> Chrome doesnt complain, but doesnt give a green lock
<Der> It just doesnt like you
<Der> pocket?
<Der> Are you sure it isnt?
<Der> Why so sure?
<Der> Up in the right corner?
<Der> Nah, you are crazy
<Der> Good, [time]
* Der flaps and flops
* Der flops, burd is tired
* @Inky lets Der rest on her belly.
* GyroTech flops on der
* Der smushed happily between the horses
Line 48356: 06 04 15[18:14] <Der> Who
<Der> rude
<Der> Do stuff
<Der> Draw some arts
<Der> Draw my horse
<HollowNote> ?der
<+BurpyHooves> der has the following tags: And much more! Call 1-800-Dumb-Burd for a quote! | Between two others having fun times | Bot why dont you add stuff in order | Cock Vore | Consensual roughplay | Dumb little Griffon -color grey- | General stuff that would involve tiny | Insertion | Mawplay | Micro | Size Difference
<+BurpyHooves> der has the following tags: And much more! Call 1-800-Dumb-Burd for a quote! | Between two others having fun times | Bot why dont you add stuff in order | Cock Vore | Consensual roughplay | Dumb little Griffon -color grey- | General stuff that would involve tiny | Insertion | Mawplay | Micro | Size Difference
* Der doesnt have a hores!
* Der does, but it is secert
<Der> Draw my burd
<Der> You can try though!
<Der> Draw Seascales
<Der> A bunch~?
* Der sads, no catburd arts for him
Line 48403: 06 04 15[18:37] <@Inky> https://www.derpiboo.ru/905928
Line 48406: 06 04 15[18:38] <@Inky> https://www.derpiboo.ru/905347 mint griffon
<Der> no s
* Der should upload art of his dumb bird sometime...
<@Inky> Der: I wanna see dumb burd!
<Der> Though he is draw differently everytime
* GyroTech oofs and wiggles under
* @Inky oofs under two pones now
* Der pancakes between the ponies
<Der> Nights!
Line 48440: 06 04 15[19:02] <GyroTech> Selina: we were sorta wondering if Defenseless was 'offscreen' or 'removed from canon'? Its become a pertinate question xP
* @FeatherFreight wonders why
Line 48476: 06 04 15[19:11] <Selina> Say that in a manner that i understand what you're talking about
Line 48503: 06 04 15[19:16] <@Inky> that would work better, because there's some stuff that was done under the erroneous impression that Defenseless was retconned to not happen
<Der> Inky, You just need a bulletin board with red string attaching events
Line 48604: 06 04 15[19:28] <@Inky> Zuthal: nobody understands your numbering scheme
<Der> Close enough
Line 48709: 06 04 15[20:00] <Der> Nights
Line 48764: 06 04 15[20:09] <@Inky> aww, how considerate HollowNote!
Line 48802: 06 04 15[20:21] <Der> sleeeep
* HollowNote pushes harder
* Der fights off others heads in a little cage
* @Selina coils the end of her tail around Der
* Der can not fight the tail, it is too big!
* Der accepts his fate and hugs the tail back
* Der nuzzles Selina back, but hesitantly glaces up at -ooc
<Der> Being productive is work though Inky
<@Inky> Der: true enough, true enough...
* HollowNote pushes harder
* Der fights off others heads in a little cage
* @Selina coils the end of her tail around Der
* Der can not fight the tail, it is too big!
* Der accepts his fate and hugs the tail back
* Der nuzzles Selina back, but hesitantly glaces up at -ooc
Line 48912: 06 04 15[20:53] <Der> Being productive is work though Inky
<@Inky> Der: true enough, true enough...
* Der accepts his fate and hugs the tail back
* Der nuzzles Selina back, but hesitantly glaces up at -ooc
Line 48968: 06 04 15[20:53] <Der> Being productive is work though Inky
<@Inky> Der: true enough, true enough...
<Der> nice tags :p
Line 49053: 06 04 15[21:40] <@Inky> bishy: well, I thought Inky should be a bit older than mane 6
Line 49063: 06 04 15[21:41] <Stoic> From what I understand, Faust said their 18-21
<Der> .hoof Der age
<Der> .hoof Der age
* Der has no age, he is forever
* Stoic sits on Der and forever makes him a seat :3
* Der seats forever and ever
Line 49082: 06 04 15[21:45] <bishy> hmmm, I could go for a bit older, like ~28
<Der> Old horse of the bunch!
<Der> .hoof Aldric age
Line 49100: 06 04 15[21:48] <@FeatherFreight> GyroTech: Is Ruzeth underage or something?
<Der> It's a promise
Line 49108: 06 04 15[21:49] <@Ruzeth> Nope I'm not underage at all!
* Der trusts that horse
* Der already stole all of Alric's liquor
<Der> 17.55 obviously, rounding makes it okay
<Der> The traveling carnival broke down
<Der> kittybirds are cuties
* Der chirps
<Der> Helps provide work for her parents
Line 49166: 06 04 15[22:06] <@Inky> you made her a year older! :O
<Der> Heya zero
<ZeroItamae> Hi HollowNote/Der! :3
<Der> Zerohorse
* Der peers at himself, inspecting his own mind
<Der> I dunno, those bits may be important
<Der> Why not lurk everywhere, always?
* Der writes up dumb stuff about dumblittlecatburd
<@Aldric> .hoof Der
* Der wasnt writting it there!
<Der> Just writing down somewhere the ideas for dumbbirdbackstory
<Der> Though I probably should add a description to the bot...
* Der slaps Gyro
Line 49311: 06 04 15[22:44] <@GyroTech> .edit HollowNote age Older than Celestia
* Der notes the commands work in PM and such
* Der is 50 years old
<Der> .hoof Der short
<Der> .hoof Der short
<Der> That counts, right? :p
<@GyroTech> .Hoof Der mane
<Der> .hoof Serilde mane
<@GyroTech> Idk yet Der. She's not fully designed.
<Der> Are you implying that Der is?
<Der> Are you implying that Der is?
<Der> Annoying griffons will just have to bother you back double
* Der annoys Grimma
* @Aldric brutally murders HollowNote :I
<Der> Wrong everythign
* Der instead just bugs Gyro all night
* Chaotic_Harmony does things to Der all night to distract him from GyroTech
* Der hopes these are fun things!
<Der> Very evil, to ponies atleast
<Chaotic_Harmony> Definately fun things Der
<Der> Wooo!
<Der> Maaaaybe
* Der flops on Aldric and snuggles him
* @Aldric snuggles Der too. There's enough tiercel for everyone. :V
Line 49425: 06 04 15[23:38] <Der> So much sushi~
Line 49438: 06 04 15[23:42] <Der> That booty is already sizzling~
* Der flops into bed
* Der cuddles Aldric and falls asleep on him
Line 49463: 06 05 15[00:03] <Der> Nights all
<@Aldric> gn'ight Der
<ZeroItamae> Sleep well Der!
Line 49576: 06 05 15[01:24] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/910340
Line 49577: 06 05 15[01:24] <+BurpyHooves> [ #910340 - anthro, artist:sugahbite, breasts, fluttershy, hootershy, internal, macro, maw, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 49579: 06 05 15[01:24] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/910242
Line 49580: 06 05 15[01:24] <+BurpyHooves> [ #910242 - abdominal bulge, artist:mistydash, commission, explicit, internal view, muzzlefucking, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 49615: 06 05 15[01:33] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/785383
Line 49616: 06 05 15[01:33] <+BurpyHooves> [ #785383 - anus, artist:meggchan, balls, explicit, facesitting, griffon, interspecies, licking, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 49711: 06 05 15[02:46] <Endra> I was thinking about ordering one from collarfactory, where we got her collar... but mebbe we should get something that we won't have to custom order and wait for
Line 49711: 06 05 15[02:46] <Endra> I was thinking about ordering one from collarfactory, where we got her collar... but mebbe we should get something that we won't have to custom order and wait for
* ZeroItamae nibbles on Endra, Dusk and Zuthal in that order :O
Line 49744: 06 05 15[03:29] <ZeroItamae> Then maybe find a place to order that collar in the morning
Line 49749: 06 05 15[03:30] <SkyBot> <Alex 'Dusk' Howard> I should finish working on this server so I can have the money to order feathers leash
Line 49774: 06 05 15[03:42] <SkyBot> <Endra> Under the covers with an ipad
Line 49789: 06 05 15[07:20] <Der> Morning
* Stoic snuggles Der close
* Der snuggles Stoic back
Line 49801: 06 05 15[07:39] <Der> Morning Aldric
* Der drags Stoic over and cuddles sleepy Aldric more too
* @Aldric rolls over and hugs Stoic and Der.
Line 49809: 06 05 15[07:41] <Der> Nights!
Line 49813: 06 05 15[07:52] <@GyroTech> gotta be able to render large models and stuff.
Line 49821: 06 05 15[08:02] <@FeatherFreight> Now you can render high-res Gyro porn
<Der> There is less then 10 people here, and that will be the cast untill August!
<Der> Morning again Aldric
<Der> Morning Endra
<Der> Morning Zerohorse!
* @Aldric licks Der
* Der sqirms away from Aldric's lick and morning breath!
<Der> Beak care is very important! Dont want to get... uh... whatever happens if you dont take care of it!
<Der> :(
* @Aldric gives Der one of the caramels that he bought.
* Der thanks Aldric and grabs it, nibbling at the sizable peice of candy
<@Aldric> Also Der is acute.
<Der> Morning Zero!
* Der is very much less then 90 degrees
* Der thinks that Aldric is cutebird, and a jerk!
Line 49979: 06 05 15[10:24] <Endra> Zero has an awesome custom collar that I ordered for her ~1.5 years ago. I was thinking about ordering a matching leash from CollarFactory but I wanna get something for her sooner than that
Line 49979: 06 05 15[10:24] <Endra> Zero has an awesome custom collar that I ordered for her ~1.5 years ago. I was thinking about ordering a matching leash from CollarFactory but I wanna get something for her sooner than that
Line 49983: 06 05 15[10:26] <NightShade> I remember you two ordering that x3
* Der steals Aldric, he *has* a catburd
* @Aldric grabs Der in one claw, thinks he has the catbird here
<Der> Morning Spakler
Line 50054: 06 05 15[10:41] <ZeroItamae> I hadn't even considered a bell :O
* Der nibbles on Aldric's claw, not complaning!
<Der> Good thing OSX is so close to unix/linux, I know how to do things!
<Der> Hrya Skies
<Der> Appearently a lot Alrdic!
* Der cuddles a big and strong Aldric!
<Der> It is an interesting converstation
<Der> How technical Sparkler?
<Der> Is it tasty foods?
Line 50281: 06 05 15[11:26] <Der> I ate nothing this morning
<Zuthal> Der: But breakfast is the most important meal in the world!
Line 50289: 06 05 15[11:27] <Der> Eh
Line 50294: 06 05 15[11:32] <Der> Eating takes time
* Der saves Skies!
Line 50320: 06 05 15[11:50] <Der> Blood everywhere
Line 50323: 06 05 15[11:53] <Der> Byes
Line 50332: 06 05 15[12:05] <@FeatherFreight> I wonder if I'll get people mad at me if I wear it this year to confuse people
Line 50333: 06 05 15[12:06] <Der> Eh, who is going to notice
Line 50336: 06 05 15[12:07] <Der> They change shirt designs for a reason!
<Der> Do things
Line 50357: 06 05 15[12:30] <Der> See ya
Line 50359: 06 05 15[12:30] <Der> Work is dumb, if I wanted to clean I'd clean my house :p
<@Aldric> heh, Der
Line 50364: 06 05 15[12:32] <Der> Tearing apart a computer lab, fun stuffs
Line 50371: 06 05 15[12:34] <Der> Laptop carts are the worst Sparkler
Line 50381: 06 05 15[12:36] <Der> Carts with 30 laptops, chargers, ect
Line 50394: 06 05 15[12:59] <Der> Group chats are dumb
* Der grumpy griff
<@GyroTech> Der: You're dumb!
* Der sad griff, Gyro is mean
Line 50400: 06 05 15[13:01] <Der> Horse!
Line 50445: 06 05 15[13:16] <Endra> I came up with sushibutt for Zero. She was like... begging me to come up with a cute nickname for a while. Being pressured to be creative kinda made it harder :p
Line 50450: 06 05 15[13:20] <@Aldric> ring of wonder is hilarious
<Der> http://i.imgur.com/3Xt7RVo.jpg
<@Aldric> Der: eww
Line 50512: 06 05 15[13:32] <Der> D:
* @Inky hugs GyroTech and cries into his shoulder, getting him covered in ink.
* Der swims around in a puddle of sad Ink
Line 50596: 06 05 15[14:14] <@GyroTech> I spent the last day and a half pouring over a boat schematic to make sure I understood all the important dimensions and could line up all of them on the calc sheet.
<Der> bloop
<Der> Yea, gmail is 30sec of so
<Der> You may hit send before you ment to though!
<Der> Which is mainly what the gmail one is for, oh shit, stop sending
<Der> ^
<Der> v
<@Inky> der is dumb
<Der> Inky why you so mean? D:
Line 50669: 06 05 15[14:40] <Sparkler> icedove or whatever the non-debian version is, thunderbird? does that
Line 50706: 06 05 15[14:52] <Zuthal> And vocally wondering how anyone can be so retarded.
Line 50707: 06 05 15[14:52] <@Selina> https://derpiboo.ru/891518?scope=scpe297e85f825a653b2e493bbe8f63f29da07b6aaa8
Line 50729: 06 05 15[14:56] <@GyroTech> hmm, I bet derpibooru is blocked at work, not that I care to check.
Line 50738: 06 05 15[15:02] <Der> Only avoid the filters if you are it
Line 50742: 06 05 15[15:09] <@Selina> I wonder if port 6001 would look wierd :v
Line 50745: 06 05 15[15:09] <Der> 443
Line 50759: 06 05 15[15:18] <Der> Wooo, going home~
* Der emails Gyro stuff to do
* Der tells Gyro to make him a tiny burd boat
* bishy horses Der
* Der birds bishy
Line 50778: 06 05 15[15:21] <Der> Technically,  right now is lunch, but bleh
Line 50802: 06 05 15[15:25] <Der> Neat
* Der flops
<Der> Evening Saphling
<Der> Wooo, ink came in the mail~
<Der> Because, illegal bat trafficing
* Sparkler reports Der to the pone police
<Der> Ew mcdonalds
Line 50926: 06 05 15[16:23] <Der> That is cheap
Line 50933: 06 05 15[16:24] <Der> Normal price for a new phone
<Der> But biiiits
<Der> Call the FBI
<Der> I need a bird
* bishy gives Der a Der
* bishy gives Der a Der
* Der hugs a Der
* Der hugs a Der
* Dustrunner herps a Der
* Der rolls around in Ink
* @Selina licks Der
* Der tastes very bad, ink is not heathy stuff
<Der> paper release!
<Der> Many paper, much horseporn
Line 50987: 06 05 15[18:02] <Der> What is it?!
Line 50990: 06 05 15[18:02] <@GyroTech> I wonder if I could convince tsitra to do a mawshot sort of thing.
Line 50991: 06 05 15[18:03] <Der> Mawshot of what?
Line 50993: 06 05 15[18:03] <Der> Would likely be possible
Line 50995: 06 05 15[18:06] <@GyroTech> Hmm drafting modern masters. 30 o_O
Line 50996: 06 05 15[18:07] <Der> Eh, I expect all comissions to be atleast 100
Line 50999: 06 05 15[18:12] <@Aldric> https://www.derpiboo.ru/263561
Line 51015: 06 05 15[18:55] <Der> Nights Seaward
<Seaward_Skies> Night Der
* Der hugs scurred Aldric
* @Aldric snuggles up with Der and Seaward_Skies :o
Line 51021: 06 05 15[18:59] <Der> Seeya Griff
Line 51026: 06 05 15[19:13] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/910608
Line 51027: 06 05 15[19:13] <+BurpyHooves> [ #910608 - artist:flashbrush, big macintosh, cards, fluttershy, safe, size difference ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> Heh
<Der> das illegal
<Der> At least 5 proxies man
<Der> No spam? Thats impossible
<Der> It must be hidding
<Der> Nah, if never stops, ever
* Der whistles
<Der> Nothing much Zero!
<Der> Try all the drinks
<Der> huh
<Der> bishy: I think no
<Der> Sparkler: Mix them
<Der> You cant tell me what to do!
<Der> Pointy tooth!
Line 51090: 06 05 15[21:28] <@Selina> I'm considering having her as a unicorn
<Der> Seascale: Obviously you need to get more arts
Line 51101: 06 05 15[21:45] <@Selina> It's on derpi quite a bit
Line 51103: 06 05 15[21:46] <ZeroItamae> I only watch some pretty specific tags on derpibooru x3
<Der> inspiration isnt a crime if it isnt an exact copy
Line 51113: 06 05 15[22:25] <@Selina> Sure, but I do understand where they're coming from
<Der> D:
* Der hugs Gyro!
* @GyroTech snugs der back
Line 51126: 06 05 15[23:01] <@GyroTech> I wonder where everypony is?
<Der> Doing... things!
* Der holds Gyro tightly, being alone in the big empty chat is scary
* thamaniya holds both Der and GyroTech and reassures then it will be okay
* Der isn't sure an insenstive pony makes good company, he is mean!!!11
<Der> What type?
<Der> Gasp! A Zuthal!
<Der> Printing!
<Der> What's up with you batpone?
* Der sees how it is Inky, and sadly turns around
* @Inky cuddles Der too!
<Der> Board game cafe? neat
* Der cuddles the battypone back!
<Der> Nah, sleep typing
* Der nibbles through Zuthal's internet wires
* Der thinks that internet breaks sleep, so eats the internet
<Der> 13*Der is a dumb burd
<Der> 13*Der is a dumb burd
<Der> Only so many shades of blue irc supports
<Der> And Zuthal, depends on the client I suppose!
<Der> Why do you say that?
<Der> Welcome homes!
* Der complains that Zuthal is eating everyone
<Der> Board and tired, Inky
* @Inky pulls Der inside Zuthal for snuggles
Line 51232: 06 05 15[23:49] <@Selina> That was on derpibooru
<Der> Meeting people is neat!
Line 51245: 06 05 15[23:57] <bishy> I'm answering a question of Ruzeth's in here instead of derpibooru
<Der> lots o arts!
<Der> Nights Selina
<Der> lewd
* Der states the obvious!
<Der> what flavor ponut
<Der> ha
* Der thinks they are pretty meh
* Der isnt interested in them at all
<Der> very hot
<bishy> ?Der
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<Der> Nights Zero!
* Der agrees with the Inkhorse
<Der> What about a fisherman's knot?
<Der> I am well aware!
<Der> Nights Ruzeth
* Der draws lewd art of the lewding of bishy
* Der is bad at art though
<Der> Do et
<Der> Throw dosh at people
<Der> Throw dosh at bishy
<Der> flip a d2
* Der flops on Aldric's flappers
* Der snuggles under the wing blaket
* Der snuggles under the wing blaket
* Der snuggle snuggles
<Der> Hehe
<Der> Tilda
<Der> it is getting late!
* Der reports bishy to the police
* Der pokes the tuft
* bishy pokes Der's butt
* Der falls onto his face
* @Aldric flops on both bishy and Der and snuggles them
<Der> Big snuggy griffon~
<Der> snuggly too
* Der snuggles under the soft snuggy!
* Der snuggles under the soft snuggy!
<Der> Nights Aldric
<Der> A few on one griffon?
<Der> In being the best cuddily things
Line 51453: 06 06 15[02:25] <Der> Pft, only 5 miles
Line 51459: 06 06 15[02:25] <bishy> they're essentially cylinders, just, so awful
* Der tries to beak suck Aldric's dick
Line 51463: 06 06 15[02:25] <@Aldric> They're actually not cylinders, but everyone draws them that way
Line 51464: 06 06 15[02:25] <@Aldric> Also cylinders are neat
* bishy pushes Der a bit until he pop into Aldric's dick
Line 51474: 06 06 15[02:27] <Der> Totally hate the dick
* bishy steals Seaward_Skies' penis an replaces it with Der
Line 51523: 06 06 15[02:37] <bishy> ugh, just started using my graphics tablet stylus on my sketchbook paper and wondered for way too long why it wasn't working
<Der> Very problematic! He needs to screw a lot!
* Der annoys Aldric's dick, even if he doesnt like it
<Der> Damn OCs, coming out of nowhere
* @Aldric lets Der play with his dick
<Der> :D
<Der> Byes!
<SkyBot> <Andrew McMillan> Seeya, Der
* Der would offer to screw Inkhorse, but size changing all the time is tiring
<Der> Ha
<@Aldric> Der: could be fun, though ~
<Der> Maybe~~
* bishy tickles Der while Aldric is away
* Der dies in a fit of laughs
* bishy halts with the tickling and grabs Aldric and Der and snuggles both griffons until sunrise
* Der burrows into Aldric, snuggling the two
<Der> I should sleep too
<Der> Maybe
* @Aldric cuddles bishy and Der tightly. He's big spoon.
<bishy> Der is in the middle :3
Line 51612: 06 06 15[02:56] <Der> Tiny spoon, kept safe by the other spoons!
Line 51621: 06 06 15[03:01] <Der> Weird burds
Line 51630: 06 06 15[03:04] <Der> Nights
Line 51631: 06 06 15[03:05] <Der> And nights Aldric and all
<@Aldric> Gn'ight bishy, Der!
* Der bends the question mark straight for Aldric
<@Aldric> Thank you, Der
Line 51639: 06 06 15[03:09] <Der> No problem?
Line 51758: 06 06 15[10:41] <Der> Morning horses
<+BurpyHooves> Der: Hello!
* Der evilly looks at evil thing s
Line 51770: 06 06 15[10:57] <Der> So, how are all you pones doing?
<Der> I should find out why the wireless in this part of the house sucks...
<Der> I am within eyesight of the access point though!
<Der> There was a line pointing to it!
<Zuthal> Der: The lab buildings at my uni are like that
<Der> NSFW http://i.imgur.com/re95Ipn.jpg
<Der> Zuthal: Sounds like your IT sucks
<Zuthal> Der: No, the wifi works.
<Der> I missunderstood your statment then!
<Der> I missunderstood your statment then!
<Der> By saying repeaters, I assumed it sucked, since repeating wifi doesnt work too well
<Der> Zuthal: that is what wifi calling is for
<@FeatherFreight> Der: they're most likely APs, not repeaters
<Der> FeatherFreight: APs can be repeaters though!
<Der> Or then can connect in a mesh
<Der> they*
* Zuthal nods and pretends to understand.
<Der> Not saying that it is a good or common config, but it is possible. Zuthal, mesh is just, one AP connects to another AP to connect to the network, instead of connecting directly to the wired network
<Der> Enough layers to suck horrilby
<Der> It can do that!
<Der> http://i.imgur.com/CUzj1Gf.png
<Der> Make it a circle?
<Der> Clean Inkyhorse!
<Zuthal> Der: But how to get the internet into it without making any one singular node the connecting node?
<Der> Zuthal: Make the interenet node in the middle and they all connect to that>
<Der> If every node is directly connected to the wired network, there is no point of mesh :p
* Der lazes everywhere
* Der everywhere including Inky's head and he waves to the cleanhores!
<Der> Planning on printing more stuffs, but nothing else while that happens
<thamaniya> Der: what kind of printing?
<Der> thamaniya: Art prints, hores porns
<Der> MAybe
<@Inky> Der: you should print birdcat porns instead
<Der> Inky: Give me art and I will print it
<Der> Morning Dusk
<@Inky> Der: touche
<Der> gimme
<Der> Mmmm, naps
* Der notes the offer of printing shit is open to everyone, he likes printing shit
<Der> Those are slightly hoof shaped!
Line 51898: 06 06 15[12:23] <Zuthal> shush, bishy is a big derp
* Zuthal derps
* @Inky wiggles under bishy, makes a comfortable pillow
* Der maybe hears the batpony squees! He forgot how that converation went!
<@Inky> Der: heh, oh yeah, maybe!
Line 51925: 06 06 15[12:40] <@Inky> wonder if it's rude to use echolocation around other bat ponies while they're asleep
<Der> It probably would!
<Der> Yea, it was the upper range that was confusing, as it dealt with the makeup of the ear and such I think
<Der> the cuddles are contagious
* Der carefully pokes the Zuthal butt
* Der follows the butt in!
<Der> Too bad
* Der snuggles the Zuthal butt
<Der> D:
<@Inky> howdy Der
<Der> Heydy Inky
<Der> Hi Sparkler
<Der> Heys Sparklerhorse
* Der boops a silly Spakler
<Der> Inky is a spy
<Der> Can Inky's inks be used for arts?
<@Inky> Der: totally!
* bishy sticks a plaque next to Der
* Stoic snuggles Selina and takes der for a pocket catburd support
<Der> Byes Stoic!
* Der is very supportive and comforting!
<Der> Drag everyone into canon
<Der> Byes!
<bishy> Inky: I was already solicited by Der, so if I do anything it'd probably be that
<Der> I was solicting you in a different way bishy!
<Der> Yes
* Der licks Inky's and bishy's brains, confusing them
* Der solicties everyone though, because why not~
* Der is now confused bird
* Der nerds Inky
Line 52146: 06 06 15[15:12] <Seaward_Skies> Nah, wondering if anyone out there is up for a cute pegasus meal :p
* Der eats a cute pegasus Skies... somehow
<Der> Wierd skintight pegasus too! Since if only skin streches, there wouldnt be enough fur to cover the skin anymroe!
* @Inky resizes Der to be a normal griffon.
* Der parties!
* Der normal griffon hugs all the ponies and questions Seaward
* @Inky snuggles up to big Der!
* Seaward_Skies wriggles under a Zuthal
<Der> Just a cushion
<Der> Or big pillow
* Der buds off a tiny clone of himself and sends it to bug Aldric as he snuggles Inky tightly!
<Der> A nice and warm ponypillow
<@Inky> Der: never gonna give him a break, huh?
<@Inky> I bet Aldric will use Der for lewd and nefarious purposes.
<Der> Nah, he is just too fun to annoy and I doubt Der would mind that either way!
<Der> Nah, he is just too fun to annoy and I doubt Der would mind that either way!
<Der> Of course Zuthal!
<Der> Inky: What would count as nefarious though? :p
<@Inky> I've leave that to your imagination, Der
<Der> But my imgination is dumb Inky!
<Der> Hmmm, wouldnt butt stuffs still count as lewd Zuthal?
Line 52260: 06 06 15[16:31] <@FeatherFreight> Ruzeth claims it's shit because one of Razer's older mice failed on him and he's never tried this keyboard (as far as I know)
Line 52317: 06 06 15[17:00] <@Aldric> just don't go browsing derpibooru all the time :B
Line 52325: 06 06 15[17:01] <Sparkler> speaking of derpibooru, I'm getting 504s :P
Line 52327: 06 06 15[17:02] <@Aldric> derpibooru was super slow for me too
Line 52331: 06 06 15[17:03] <@Aldric> yeah derpibooru is slow as balls for me
* Der flopales
* @Aldric brushies Der
* Der purrs!
Line 52372: 06 06 15[17:17] <@Ruzeth> I'll be logitech for my mice. My next keyboard might not be logitech, because I understand that there are better mechanicals than their G710+, though I really like my keyboard
<Der> Eh personal preferance
Line 52380: 06 06 15[17:18] <@Ruzeth> Their last keyboard lasted my 5 years...until I broke it spilling cider on it xP
* Der boops everyone
<Der> [sports]
<Der> So you only use one finger per hand?
* Der sicks a keyboarding teacher on FeatherFreight
* Der flops on the dead body, claiming it
* Der hugs Endra aswell
Line 52465: 06 06 15[18:04] <Zuthal> I think 12 hours under stomach conditions
<Der> Probably wouldnt 'dry' out in there
<Der> Seeya
Line 52477: 06 06 15[18:44] <Der> Now to figure out if these ssh errors are my phone or znc...
<Der> Huh, phone corrected ssl to ssh
Line 52482: 06 06 15[19:15] <Sparkler> was wondering what znc had to do with ssh, but I didn't question it, maybe you used socks or something to connect to znc, /shrug
<Der> I'm not that crazy sparkler!
<Der> Nest?
<Der> The thermostat?
<Der> neats
Line 52497: 06 06 15[19:35] <@Lyjzet> yay derivative PIDs
<Der> How does it know when to run?
<Der> If you dont set a schedule that is
<Der> Locally hosted smart
<@Lyjzet> sure, but if you're gonna do that Der, you're gonna have to build your own aurdino devices or something :P
<Der> Nah, just build home automation with compactRIO's
* Der overkill
<Der> How hard is it to unlock your phone?
<Der> ah
* @Lyjzet squeaks squirms underneath him.
<Der> Friends are good, people are dumb
<Der> You can get a lot of pizza for $250
<Der> nights
Line 52558: 06 06 15[20:18] <@Lyjzet> or whoever your provider is
<Der> even if you do use encyted disks, they have acess when it it running
<Sparkler> Der: sure, but that is considerably harder to do, and in theory, you can encrypt the main system memory as well, though I don't know of anyone who actually does that
<Sparkler> Der: sure, but that is considerably harder to do, and in theory, you can encrypt the main system memory as well, though I don't know of anyone who actually does that
<Sparkler> Der: sure, but that is considerably harder to do, and in theory, you can encrypt the main system memory as well, though I don't know of anyone who actually does that
<Der> I know what DC my server is in, jus not where
<Der> colocated?
<Der> you own the hardware?
<Der> Zuthal: If you own the server though, it is good to know where it is
<Der> What'd you make Inky?
<@Inky> Der: basil pesto :B
* Der ate burd wings for dinner
* Der is an evil burd!
<Der> Works both ways FeatherFreight, big cloud has teams of people for security, you, just have you to secure it
<@Inky> Der is right
<Der> People also dont target you though
<Der> Real people, or just the endless bots trying to break into servers? :p
<Der> Nice!
<Der> Yeps!
<Der> Eat it
<Der> Put it away in your stomach
* Der maybe snuggles Inky
<@Inky> Der: no, I made a shit load because there are 4 people living here
* @Inky definitely snuggles Der
<Der> I'd say atleast 51% batty
* @Inky leans on Seaward_Skies and gently bats Der.
* Der dies, too much bat
<@Inky> Der: D:
<Der> Make macro5 LCTRL
Line 52694: 06 06 15[20:55] <@Inky> I wonder if the thing that's big enough to hold all the pasta is clean
Line 52696: 06 06 15[20:55] <@FeatherFreight> but the macro software doesn't work under Linux
* @Inky holds Der up to her nose and breathes life back into him.
<Der> darn
* Der is thankfull for magical bathores!
<Der> How do you practice the bring back from the dead bit?
<@Inky> Der: small animals
<Der> Also like with tatzl saliva, how did they find out how long it lasts?
<Der> That is stale blood though!
<@Inky> Der: I think Lyjzet was suggesting that was his she kills them
<Der> Oh
<Der> Bringing back from the dead is a strange thing
<Der> Since, in most cases the cause of death would still apply
<Der> Not enough o2 in the blood, dies again before it has a chance
<Der> Asphtxiation isnt the worst wat to go!
<Der> Yea, your body detects co2 and knows to breath, without co2, you dont even realize it
<Der> Just a couple of seconds of, oh fuck I am about to passout
<Der> ?
<Der> All I need to know about inert gas asphyxiation, if in a datacenter and the fire supression system alarm goes off, run
Line 52774: 06 06 15[21:08] <@Inky> because ozone murdering
<Der> They use various clean agents
<Der> Halon can still exist, not going to be in anything new though
<Der> Halon doesnt smother, it stops the fire from burning
<Zuthal> Der: Afaik, it is the chlorine groups that destroy ozone
<Der> yep
Line 52798: 06 06 15[21:11] <Zuthal> well, probably because a lot of older systems still use that
Line 52803: 06 06 15[21:12] <@Inky> some gases may require different considerations
<Der> Probably cheaper to replace everyhing then recertify it for a new gas
<Der> Also, halon just stops the fire from being able to burn, with other clean agents, you need to flood all the O2 out
<Der> Yep!
<Der> Turn on the AC
<Der> No 240?
<Der> Heya Selina
<Der> Nights Skies
<SkyBot> <Andrew McMillan> G'night, der and inky
<Der> Dont stick your hands into it!
<Der> Not sure why someone would remove breakers though...
<Der> Some weird 240v appliance?
<@Ruzeth> Der: nah, they're not next to each other.
<Der> FeatherFreight, your condo still has fuses? :p
Line 52908: 06 06 15[21:47] <@Selina> yea the art is on derpi
Line 52910: 06 06 15[21:48] <@Inky> https://derpiboo.ru/911869
<Der> ew
<Der> cute horses
Line 52933: 06 06 15[21:50] <@FeatherFreight> I don't consider it scary, I've done an insane amount of electrical work here and I've become pretty experienced and confident in maintaining aluminum wiring in the process
<Der> Nah, probably just coated'
<Der> Or maybe
<Der> But the bus bars dont flex much anyway
<Der> Or wrong outlets/switches that are not rated for AL wire
<Der> And then you have to use specail wirenuts to connect the AL to Copper
<Der> printing stuff
<@Seascale> ...and Sparkler, and Der.
* Der pokes Seascale
<Der> Marbe Seascale
<Der> Maybe!
* Der givse randomUsr a cookie
<Der> What types of things~
* @randomUsr grunts generically under the patting, then nibbles the cookie.
<@randomUsr> Der: well, I have a bunch of characters with a variety of personalities and social positions who can support most of my kinks :P
<Der> randomUsr: I dont hace a bunch of characters but can do things with the one I have!
* Der submits a form to get aproval to look into the possiblilty of fucking randomUsr
<@randomUsr> Der: I'll need that in triplicate
<Der> Only triplicate? Phew, that is easy enough
* Der gives out all the fake points
<Der> heh
Line 53031: 06 06 15[22:15] <@randomUsr> huh... I wonder what average number of RP characters per person is
* Zuthal hugs randomUsr, Sparkler, HollowNote, Ruzeth and Der and snuggles into bed with Selina and Tihan
<Der> Goodmorning-night bishy
<Der> Nights Zuthal
<Der> Did you cound Der2 and Tiny?
<Der> Did you cound Der2 and Tiny?
<Sparkler> Der: no :P
Line 53092: 06 06 15[22:35] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/912026
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<Der> It was!
Line 53098: 06 06 15[22:37] <@randomUsr> omg derpibooru load ever
* Der gives Sparkler glasses
* Der puts on his glasses so he can be smart burd
* @randomUsr pets Der.
<Der> I'm not that bad, if just barely
<Der> Making all the text on a screen not blurry is nice~
Line 53122: 06 06 15[22:51] <@randomUsr> wondering, for the umpteenth time, where the heck my xbox controller ran off to
<Der> It just doesnt want to play with you today :(
<Der> Ran away then!
<Der> WillieBot?
<Der> I havent had a skype noise on in years
* Der flops and rolls around
* @Selina hugs Der
* @randomUsr applies toothbrush to Der
<Der> I read that as toothpaste and was very confused
<Der> Tinyburd will pass
<Der> nothing
* Der does things with randomUsr
<@randomUsr> is that you asking me to RP, Der? ;)
<Der> I dunno randomUsr, you were asking people before if they wanted to rp
<@Aldric> Der: so anything in mind?
<@Aldric> Der: did you figure out more about tinycatburd's tragic backstory~
<Der> Aldric: A bit! Mainly was sticking with the dumb backstory that was thrown together before
<@Aldric> Der: okay!
<@Aldric> of things to do with Der, if Aldric found him
<Der> tldr; He did some stupid stuff that lead him to losing his size, he managed to make his way to a silly port city, hoping things may be better there. Through magical repessed feelings he keeps up a positive appearance and does not like the taste of worms.
<Der> Not really magic
* Der forgets that magic is a thing and you just cant call things magical
<Der> Pretty much what he would tell anyone who asked him right off the bat, minus the feelings part
* Der has the best character sheet
<Der> der damn does he need a better name
<Der> der damn does he need a better name
<Der> tragic back story:
* Der wonders why irc ate the tab between der and damn
* Der wonders why irc ate the tab between der and damn
* Der wonders why irc ate the tab between der and damn
<Der> damn irc and its silly rules
* Der realizes that Aldric asked him if he had anything in mind before the backstory qustion! He isnt sure!
* @Aldric wraps Der  in a wing
* Der gets coverd in wing! And suddently falls asleep, it is dark, must be night!
<Der> Was the have anything in mind question, just in general, or involving these two birds meeting?
<Der> Heya Zero
<Der> Heh, well stocked kitchen though?
<Der> Atleast it is usefull stuff!
* Der boops Aldric to look up
<@Aldric> Der: oh, it was in general
<Der> Aldric: Of course, first I would ask what you wanted to do :p
<@Aldric> Der: dang it Der
<@Aldric> Der: dang it Der
* Der likes other people's opinions!
<Der> I would compare it to a mechainic owning a lot of tools... but I dont think Zero brings thier stuff to work
* Der has the opinion that Sparkler is a cute horse
* @Aldric pushes Der and Sparkler together
* Der shurgs, and tells Sparkler to lighten up
<Der> Sparkler: There was a lot of talk about it!
<Der> This one I think
<Der> 06 04 15 around 1900cst I think
<Der> City most stuff is located in?
<Der> At least I assume that is what was meant!
<Der> Zero, there is nothing to be afraid off, nobody bites!
* @Aldric nips at Der
* Der bites Aldric, not like it really hurts him
<Der> Just put all the sauces on the sub
<Der> Goodnigt Borealis
Line 53368: 06 07 15[01:21] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/912069
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<Der> horses!
* Der punches vore snowballing
* Der hot
* CandyFloss pushes two ice cubes next to Der
* @Serilde snowballs der and sparkler with Aldric
<Der> Nights Serilde
* Der approves!
* @Serilde then breaks away and spits der out up Aldric's rump
* Der burns Alric's rump from hotness
* @Serilde shudders and draws her into her egg chmaber and encases the micro mare in an eggshell.
* Der ponders how being in an egg would work...
* Der ponders how being in an egg would work...
* Der thinks to hard and fizzles his little brain
* HollowNote scoops up Der in her mouth, sucking on the small griffin with a bored look on her face
<@Aldric> Der: magic keeps the breathing happening!
<Der> :D
<Der> Aldric: So you'd still be awake in an egg? Interesting!
<@Aldric> Der: maybe! Or asleep. I don't think about it
* Der rolls his eyes and looks annoyed at Hollownote, not appreacating the sucking too much
<Der> I was assuming more of asleep
Line 53438: 06 07 15[01:59] <Sparkler> huh, wonder why it has valgrind in there
* Der asks Hollow if he can stopped being sucked on so he can snuggle
* HollowNote lets Der out
<Der> gasp
<Der> lewd horses
* bishy places Der on the abdominal bulge
* @Aldric ruts Der into CandyFloss, makes him an abdominal bulge
* Der bulges very goood!
<Der> Super hot
<Der> I bet a lot of code
<Der> nice
<Der> Aaaand switch down notifications at 2am, fuuuun
* @Aldric gives Der a nice bath.
<Der> Goodniht Aldric
<Der> Rip that building's core switch
* Der snuggles Aldric
* @Aldric cuddles Der.
<Der> Nice company!
<Der> Heh
* Der tells Aldric to go find out why his core switch is down
<Der> huh, port on the firewall is active, but switch isnt responding
<Der> eh, maybe just a poweroutage, not worth caring about now
<Der> modal?
<Der> Nights!\
* Der flops into bed
<Sparkler> night Der /late
Line 53583: 06 07 15[08:42] <Der> Morning horses, Griffin
* Stoic licks Der and Aldric
<@Aldric> Hiya Der
<@Aldric> Der: you barely slept!
* @Aldric snowballs Der with Serilde! Griffons are good at that at least!
* Der melts between Aldric and Serilde, getting their feathers meessy with little griff
<@Aldric> Der: oh no!
Line 53607: 06 07 15[08:50] <@Aldric> Stoic: is a derpy duck expression, I dunno. Just looks silly
Line 53642: 06 07 15[08:58] <Der> Password written on the router, safe for home
Line 53647: 06 07 15[09:00] <Der> Passwors, ip, host name! Lable makers are useful
* Der is awake enough to read...
<Der> Aldric: I got like 5 hours!
<@Aldric> Der: that's not enough!
<Der> Eh, sleep is dumb
<Der> And then Aldric just slowly flies after Zuthal? :p
<@Aldric> Probably, Der :p
* Der thinks this plan for foul play needs some work
<Der> He can hope!
* Der boops Endra, twice!
* Endra hugs Der and Stoic tight :3
<Der> Very small boops though
<Der> Precise booping
* Der hugs Endra back as tight as possible!
* Zuthal flops under Endra
Line 53711: 06 07 15[10:00] <Endra> Awww I wonder how tight a tinypony (or gryphon) can hug :O
<Der> Not very tight!
* Der asks FallfeathersHTC if he can make a call
* FallfeathersHTC throws Der into a phone bootg
<Der> What is conversation?!
<Der> Cute hugging burds
<Der> u rude
<Der> No
* Der kicks Aldric
<Der> Wow, super rude
<Der> Which feet?
* Der slaps Zuthal for his images
* Der gives Zuthal a certified rude hores sticker
<Der> Player enjoyes it, character hates the player for being mean to him
* Der cuddles Endra then!
<Der> Breakfast?
<Der> Tasty
* Der flops on Aldric and snuggles him anyway
<Der> Even just basic eggs~?
<Der> That pony was cooking though!
* Der cries as the eggs burn
<Der> nomnoms
<Der> Byea'
* Der times Endra with a stopwatch
<Der> Or bed!
<Der> Have fun~
<Der> Heya bishy
<Der> Byyyyes
* Der boops HollowNote
* HollowNote places Der in her mouth again
* Der pokes HollowNote tounge!
* HollowNote sucks on Der
<Der> Hi bird
<@Aldric> Hi Der
<Der> Just getting sucked on by a note, nothing much!
* Der nibbles on HollowNote's ear
<Der> You should get a better phone Zuthal!
<Der> Little bit old
<Der> Seeya Aldric
* Der waves to the floop
<Der> they just tempt you to overdoes
<Der> Morning Sparkler!
* Der shows Sparkler his passwords.ods
Line 53980: 06 07 15[13:41] <Der> At least they kinda tried to secure it!
Line 53981: 06 07 15[13:41] <Der> That is no good
Line 53986: 06 07 15[13:42] <Der> That is assuming too much
Line 53991: 06 07 15[13:42] <Der> Sticky sugar drinks?
Line 53996: 06 07 15[13:43] <Der> Did the company threaten to sue?
Line 54001: 06 07 15[13:44] <Der> That Is Good atleast
Line 54007: 06 07 15[13:57] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/912415
Line 54008: 06 07 15[13:58] <+BurpyHooves> [ #912415 - artist:metalsmile, balls, chest fluff, cock vore, explicit, horsecock, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 54040: 06 07 15[14:44] <Der> Morning Dusk
Line 54064: 06 07 15[14:54] <Der> Maybe Aldric
<@Aldric> maybe, Der?
<Der> Heya Zuthal!
<Der> Maybe~
<Der> too lewd
<Der> Heya
<Der> Okay! How are Skies?
<SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke stuffs Der into Selina
* Der nuuuuu not the stuffing
<Der> RPs~?
* Der boops Skypebot Zuthal
<Der> .edit Der taste Banana
<Der> .edit Der taste Banana
Line 54176: 06 07 15[15:33] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> tatzl pobe is a good provider of warms
<Der> Maybe they are, who knows
* Der maybes all over the place
<Der> Beard too long and covering the keyboard?
<Der> Just hair, Aldric!
<Der> unicodeis dumb
<Der> In the same channel?
* Der thinkgs that two is nothing, he has done 5 or more in one chat
<Der> It is a pain indeed
<Der> Skype logs are impossible
* Der should dumbbird rp, maybe
<@Aldric>  Der I wanna see more *confidence!* :D
Line 54290: 06 07 15[16:27] <Der> Possibly maybe!
<Der> Definitely maybe
* Zuthal squirms underneath snakepont
* Der shrugs and flops
* Der swooons
<Der> The drunken birds
* Der anywho, boops Aldric if he would want to do anything
<Der> Eh, just a game
<@Aldric> Der: hmm, maybe~
* Der nices Fallfeathers
<Der> Nah Fallfeathers that is the historian's job
<@Aldric> Der: What's Inky's job?
<Der> Keeping the books safe!
<@Aldric> Der: not sure if I'll be around, I might be going to dinner very soon
<Der> Aldirc: Okay!
<Der> OR Aldric
<@Aldric> looks like I will be around, Der
<Der> Aldric, woooo! [incoherent babbling on what to do in that case]
<@Aldric> Der: heh, I dunno!
<Der> ./shrug, I dunno, Aldric, what do you want to do, just some silly things, or less silly things?
<Der> Eh, dont feel bad, and I don't think there as any plan for less silly things. Though I supose first first would be them running into eachother
Line 54424: 06 07 15[17:50] <@Lyjzet> I'm building it in the owncloud folder FeatherFreight
<Der> hmmmm... nologin
<Der> Eh, there are many things you can do in linux to break stuff
<Der> What I love, even though it isnt a horrible, the machine explodes, is crontab -r
<Der> r, which is right next to e, cleans cron instead of editting it
* Der womps
<Sparkler> Der: lol, hate it when I do that >.>
* Der becomes tasty
<Der> Yep, only have done it once, but it is annoying
* Der flops and cuddles Aldric
* @Aldric cuddles Seaward_Skies and gives him Der to cuddle.
<Der> Sleepy horses are good
<Der> Maybe
* Der hugs Zero
<Der> it will
* Der bets 2 cents
<Sparkler> Der: let's do it :O
<Der> It shall be done!
<Der> Tired catbird?
<Der> Was considering going to sleep early and then going to work early
<Der> Was considering going to sleep early and then going to work early
<Der> Since well, the core building network is still down!
Line 54499: 06 07 15[18:40] <Sparkler> huh, bunch of micro foodplay pics on derpibooru
* Der foodplays with Sparkler
<Der> das a lot of versions
<Der> Seeya skies
<Seaward_Skies> Night, Der
* @Aldric licks at Sparkler and Der
Line 54515: 06 07 15[18:52] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/912659
Line 54516: 06 07 15[18:52] <+BurpyHooves> [ #912659 - anus, artist:lumineko, explicit, ice cream, micro, nudity, princess ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 54518: 06 07 15[18:53] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/912671
Line 54519: 06 07 15[18:53] <+BurpyHooves> [ #912671 - anus, artist:lumineko, banana, banana split, blueberry, explicit, food ... ] - derpiboo.ru
* @Aldric puts Sparkler and Der in a banana split sundae
* Der shivers, sundaes are cold
* Der holds Sparkler tight as the creamy mix melts around them
<Der> To upload picutres?
<Der> Heh
<Der> I take it there were only 2 at that point?
<Der> Excuse me kind sir, would you like me to [do things]?
* Stoic sits on Der and wiggles his bum
* Der hugs Stoic's bum, snuggling it
* Der is highly trained in being a seat
Line 54570: 06 07 15[20:36] <@Aldric> why were we so resistant to making more channels, I wonder
* Der suggests one channel per user in the main channel
<Der> hurry, go make 7 more channels
<Der> How long did you not have an ooc channel?
<Der> Werider then you guys?
<Der> Werider then you guys?
* Der is curious in what way...
<Der> ah
Line 54608: 06 07 15[21:06] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/912744
Line 54609: 06 07 15[21:06] <+BurpyHooves> [ #912744 - artist:flashbrush, big macintosh, chess, fluttershy, safe, size difference ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 54611: 06 07 15[21:06] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/912747
Line 54612: 06 07 15[21:06] <+BurpyHooves> [ #912747 - anus, artist:lumineko, dock, explicit, ice cream, magic, micro, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> much icecream
Line 54615: 06 07 15[21:06] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/912743
Line 54616: 06 07 15[21:06] <+BurpyHooves> [ #912743 - artist:flashbrush, big macintosh, fluttershy, safe, size difference, twister ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 54619: 06 07 15[21:07] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/912741
Line 54620: 06 07 15[21:07] <+BurpyHooves> [ #912741 - artist:flashbrush, big macintosh, fluttershy, safe, size difference - ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> 3 years
<Der> very much wip
* Der floppies on a pone bed
* @Inky snuggles Der and makes a good bat bed
* Der normal griffins and snuggles a warm Inky tight
<@Inky> nini, Der
Line 54672: 06 07 15[22:05] <Der> You tube tries
Line 54674: 06 07 15[22:05] <Der> Goodnight, maybe
* Der knows gtld's are silly now, but still questions .changeling
Line 54683: 06 07 15[22:34] <bishy> a bit harder to remove, especially when you get doused in the blood of your enemies
* Zuthal wiggles underneath Stoic and applies hugs
<Der> horses
* Zuthal horses Der
* Der birds Zuthal
Line 54774: 06 08 15[08:08] <Zuthal> hmmm... I wonder if there is a way to find out whether you are on the access list for someone without nicking to one of their nicks... nothing springs to the eye from that help page
<Der> Morning Inky
* Der is confused at people using other people's names, but accepts that confusion is normal for him
<Der> so, how is all you ponies this morning
Line 54827: 06 08 15[08:59] <@Dusk> I linked wonderful help documents
<Der> Byes!
<@Inky> Morning Der
<Der> Morning, again, Inky
* @Inky squirms in Der's crop
* Der eats an apple for Inky
<Der> But you got more sleep then me (likely)
* Der juse uses the cheap HP mouse that came with his machine...
<Der> Morning Bishy
<Der> effective!
<Der> Untill you bring your shampoo to bed with you
<Der> or just sleep through the noise....
Line 54894: 06 08 15[09:40] <Der> I was considering getting a deaf person alarm clock...
Line 54894: 06 08 15[09:40] <Der> I was considering getting a deaf person alarm clock...
* Der licks Inky out of bes
* Der stares at autocorrect
* Der flops on Zuthal that is flopped on ZeroItamae that is flopped on Inky
<Der> oh noes
Line 54924: 06 08 15[10:10] <@Inky> ...I wonder what Human!Inky would look like
* Der sneak attacks Inky with boops
* Der dies
<Der> not to shocked there Sparkler, skype has always been a battery hog
<Der> Mine is android OS
<@Inky> I am a human being a part of the mare was a bright future of the most important thing is that the kind of front matter to me that I have this great bat gif the bat pony murrs as she feels the tongue drag over her puffy flower delivery to your site and the corners of his mouth turn up in a smile on her muzzle with a hoof to stroke Der the bat and I will be firmly on GyroTech's side here is the best way
<Der> hehe
* Der wuts
<Der> You're all monsters!
<Sparkler> Der: so says the hybrid beast
<Der> Tiny would be the least monstery though!
<Der> Well Sparkler, when an eagle and a lion love eachother very much....
<Sparkler> I bet is was a pidgeon and a housecat in Der's case
<Der> :(
<Der> Probably
<Der> Too colorful Gyro
<Der> nno dont stick your dick in it
<Der> could be worse
<Der> slightly
* Der sticks his dick in Gyro
<Der> Heya Inky!
<Der> Maybe, being home does help with doing things
<Der> What is it doing?
Line 55159: 06 08 15[11:53] <SkyBot> <Andrew McMillan> Don't think noodle dargon understands pranks
<Der> How long was the machine on?
Line 55216: 06 08 15[12:02] <Zuthal> Uhhh... on the order of weeks?
<Der> Could of been a slow memory leak in a driver or something else fucking it up
* Der reads memory in certain ways and flips bits in a certain order!
* Der reads memory in certain ways and flips bits in a certain order!
<Sparkler> Der: oh god, yeah, good thing ECC memory protects against that for the most part, and I don't think it works in VMs
<@Inky> Der: you are the gremlins!
Line 55257: 06 08 15[12:10] <SkyBot> <Andrew McMillan> The only way to beat him is to use some kind of gaseous substance to render him unconscious and let him revert back into BB
<Der> You didnt need your eardrums
<Der> C:
<Der> Welcome home~~~~~
* Der tildes the chaneel
<Der> buy it
Line 55289: 06 08 15[12:33] <SkyBot> <Andrew McMillan> Try harder :p
Line 55293: 06 08 15[12:38] <+BurpyHooves> [ [ iDaft - Harder Better Faster Stronger ] The Daft ... ]
<Der> W#oooo! cleam horse!
* Der steps over books, getting ink on them
Line 55312: 06 08 15[12:55] <SkyBot> <Andrew McMillan> Why, dercatburd?
<Der> Your the one that got ink everywhere!
<Der> :3
<Der> Waiting to leave for the day, bout an hour till I can go home!
<@Inky> Der: :o
* Der nibbles on a pony sandwhich
* Der likes tasty ponies!
<Der> Good tasting dust~?
<SkyBot> <Alex 'Dusk' Howard> Der doesn't have kne
* Der doesnt have many things!
<SkyBot> * Alex 'Dusk' Howard takes away Der's ice cream
* Der cries
<Der> Maybe I should make a batpony...
<Der> Morning Dusk
* Der flops on Kain, huggles him
<SkyBot> <Andrew McMillan> Also, that's Kian, Der
* Der boops Kian then! Spelling!
<Der> As I dont know many dragons, I must agree with you Skies
Line 55408: 06 08 15[13:20] <@Inky> * Seascale does not understand the concept of awards in general and so does not care
* Der pays attention to Kian, staring at him
* @GyroTech pushes der up Kian's nose
<Der> bugging dragons is the best idea
<Der> Wise dragon advice
<Der> And fun to poke with a stick
<Der> Inky: Encrpyts documents and then forces you to pay to get them decypted
<Der> Unless you have backups or other means
<Der> Sparkler: Was it running long enough to finish, or did people notice corrupted files?
Line 55515: 06 08 15[13:47] <Zuthal> also, the male is like an order of magnitude smaller than the female
<Der> Ransomware, not a virus!
<Sparkler> Der: I don't know yet, just got an email a few min ago with someone who had a screenshot to it :P
<Der> One of the help_decypt files where it tells you how to pay?
Line 55533: 06 08 15[13:57] <Sparkler> wonder how it got around that
<Der> Yep, doesnt do that
<Der> If you find what computer did it, there is a register key will all the files it touched
<Der> Yep, anywhere a file was encypted it thorws a help_decypt.png/jpg/html/ecy
<Der> It is amusing to read
<Der> It reads like it is doing you a favor
Line 55554: 06 08 15[14:06] <Sparkler> wonder what is taking my coworker so long to bring this computer back, it is in the same building and it was just a computer swap >.<
<Der> The idea is, it doesnt matter how much it costs, if you need the files, you need them and people will pay
<Der> So many dont have any means of backing up anything
<@FeatherFreight> Der: But some people will just say fuck it, my files aren't worth that much / I don't have that much
* Der sucks on his shirt
* @Inky sprawls out, and gives Der a mint way too big for him.
<Der> Yep, have those, just call them something else
* Der nibbles on the mint as he goooooes home.
<Der> Or you suck one into your lungs!
<@Inky> seeya later Der!
<Sparkler> Der: not finding this list of files
<Der> one sec
<Der> HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\<random>\CRYPTLIST
<Der> Sparkler: When I had to fixer it, it was HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\5422D99DB1B750157FA2CBC0E22EC6CD, just an example
<Der> Was it there sparkler?
<Sparkler> Der: no
<Der> Are you logged into the same user that started the infection? :P
<Der> Yep ep
Line 55647: 06 08 15[14:43] <Der> Big list?
Line 55653: 06 08 15[14:48] <Der> Heh
Line 55655: 06 08 15[14:50] <Der> Had an email infection that came from, and sent out invoice.pdf.scr
Line 55657: 06 08 15[15:11] <Tihan> https://www.derpibooru.org/880275
<Der> when driving home
* Der is O-!
<Der> biology is weird
<Der> Wooo!
<Der> So, how are ponies, and dragons and other things?
<Der> 3 months then
Line 55756: 06 08 15[15:50] <@GyroTech> And...from what I understand they already end up throwing out a lot of blood...
<Der> Isnt that substance mainly just for emergencys as it carrys more o2 and can flow around blockages better.
<@GyroTech> Der aye
<Der> Well, the blood gets donated, then it has to be processed and tested and everything
Line 55784: 06 08 15[15:59] <Zuthal> true...though stuff in molecular biology like that seems to often go down a lot. Like... the price for genome sequencing has dropped by four orders of magnitude within ten years
<Der> lots of testing
<Der> years or trials
* Der boops a Dust
<Der> Someone needs to clean that thing more often
<Der> Appearently you just need to talk more
<Der> Even away from everyone else!
* Der gives Stoic hugs!
<Der> Think for a long while what I want doing with it last
<Der> Welcome!
<Der> I assume you searched the bed well?
<Der> In a pillow case?
<Der> Things can go werid places when you sleep!
* Der idly wonders if any pone or griff would want to do anything...
* Der idly wonders if any pone or griff would want to do anything...
<@Inky> Der: I could maybe
<Der> Inky: Maybe~?
<@Inky> Der: maybe :B
* Der wonders if Inky's maybes are like his maybes or are real maybes....
* Der wonders if Inky's maybes are like his maybes or are real maybes....
<Der> But what if instead of boucing an idea at you, I accidently hit you in the face with it?!
<@Inky> Der: do it anyways!
Line 55879: 06 08 15[17:37] <Zuthal> in that order (the first two can be switched)
* Der flops and blabbles
* Zuthal knows how to science! Has a flowchart and everything! http://www.cdn.sciencebuddies.org/Files/5084/7/2013-updated_scientific-method-steps_v6_noheader.png
<@Inky>  Der doing the Aldric introduction might be too much thinking for me right now <,<
<Der> Inky: No worries, and my idea are bad anyway!
<@Inky> Der: nuh but your ideas can be good tho
* @Inky infuses Der with self-confidence!
* Der eats Sealina
* Der infuses himself with spelling
* @FeatherFreight eats Der
* Zuthal baps Der, he needs that snakepone
<Der> Talk to Feather, Zuthal. Not my probably currently!
* Zuthal steals Selina out of Der and FeatherFreight and snuggles up with the big snakepon
* Der flops on Selina, snuggles the snake
<Der> Nights
<Der> Wooo!
Line 55958: 06 08 15[18:35] <Stoic> It was under my seat
<Der> Eat the eats
<Der> Welcome back
<Der> :(
* Der gives Inky a cherry
* Der flops
* Der ties toungues into knots for them
<Der> Magic~
* Der magics Fallfeathers
* Fallfeathers slaps Der
* Der dies
<Der> Tis for the best
Line 56016: 06 08 15[19:37] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/913004
Line 56017: 06 08 15[19:37] <+BurpyHooves> [ #913004 - abdominal bulge, absurd res, ahegao, artist:charlie-bad-touch, blushing, bondage, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> they draw good stuff
* @Inky ties Der to a dildo
* Der prepares his body
* bishy sits on the dilDer
* Der redactes
<Der> being bored is dumb
<Der> I prefer being stressed out
<Der> And heya Zero
<Der> Well done is good
Line 56085: 06 08 15[21:07] <@Inky> not vore but https://www.derpiboo.ru/913341 unf
<Der> it is indeed horse
* Der unfs FeatherFreight
* @Inky swaps the sizes of Der and FeatherFreight
<Der> But butt?
<Der> Possibly
<Der> Ew, steak sauce
* Der boops all these ponies with confusing names
<Der> Dont you mean Skies has been dying to use Skies' names? :p
* Der flops on Inky's names, doodling on them
Line 56135: 06 08 15[21:38] <@Inky> pre-vore, imminent vore, make up your mind derpibooru
<Der> ...
<Der> Do you package ketchup with the catsup spelling?
<Der> Zero, best steaks I've cooked at home are always just seared on the stove, then dumped in the over to cook!
Line 56177: 06 08 15[21:49] <Seaward_Skies> Works wonderfully on a rump or sirloin, too
* Der crawls into a bed
<@Inky> nini Der
* @Inky tucks Der into bed
* Der stares at Inky, wide awake
<Der> Nights Seaward_Skies!
* @Inky pulls the blanket over Der's head so he thinks it's night.
<Seaward_Skies> Night, Der, Sparkler and ZeroItamae
<Der> Nights whoever you all are!
Line 56204: 06 08 15[21:52] <ZeroItamae> Sparkler: Thats fine, at least you'll get the general technique and understanding of how to maintain heat/energy levels during the cooking process =o
* Der may be defeated that easily, sleep sounds good for bleh bird
Line 56211: 06 08 15[21:56] <Der> What builds you site anyway inky?
<@Inky> Der: jekyllrb.com/
Line 56214: 06 08 15[21:57] <Der> I assume some custom magic built in~?
Line 56217: 06 08 15[22:11] <@EveningBreeze> https://derpiboo.ru/913383
Line 56219: 06 08 15[22:11] <@Inky> https://www.derpiboo.ru/913367
Line 56341: 06 09 15[00:11] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/913336
Line 56342: 06 09 15[00:11] <+BurpyHooves> [ #913336 - applejack, artist:pegachess, ask the resized ponies, cup, ink, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
* Zuthal wonders if a Selina would like a call
Line 56398: 06 09 15[05:57] <Der> Morning horses
<+BurpyHooves> Hello Der.
<@EveningBreeze> Hi der, Nightshade~
Line 56406: 06 09 15[07:05] <Der> Morning Aldric
Line 56407: 06 09 15[07:06] <Der> And nightshade and EveningBreeze
* Der hugs Zuthal
Line 56411: 06 09 15[07:15] <Der> Dumb people in lab again?
<SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Der: Can you do a whois on him to confirm?
<Der> EveningBreeze is GyroTech@Celestias.gift.to.mares * GyroTech
<Der> did I whois right
<Der> Morning
Line 56433: 06 09 15[07:32] <Der> Yep, it can get confusing otherwise
* Der shrugs
Line 56455: 06 09 15[07:44] <SkyBot> <Andrew McMillan> I understand, I think it's a little mean to do that. What I object to is people going around and trying to make rules about it just because they're inconvenienced
<SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Inky agreed with me about such a rule, Der says it's confusing too...
Line 56472: 06 09 15[07:51] <SkyBot> <Andrew McMillan> Wonderful solution there :v
* Der boops all of you
<Der> !nsa GyroTech
<@GyroTech> Der: I like it!
<Der> <The pony intelligence has found [name] to be a spy and is being played by [other name]!>
Line 56528: 06 09 15[08:07] <SkyBot> <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> <Comrade [nick] is currently operatig under the guise of [nick]
<Der> Morning Stoic!
<SkyBot> * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke sits on Der
* Der pokes Zuthal butt
* Stoic is also sat on because he was hugging Der
<Der> Not pony enough
<Der> Cause work
Line 56562: 06 09 15[08:27] <@GyroTech> When you work you'll understand as well
<Der> Enough time to close irc, not really to type anything
<Der> No, not really Zuthal
<Der> Morning again Inky!
<@Inky> Howdy Der
<Der> Morning Tihan
* @Inky rests her muzzle on Der.
* Der nuzzles Inky's muzzle!
<Der> Very cute snuggles
<Der> ?
<Der> Sleep is dumb anyway
* Der channels Inky
* Razor_Hoof channels Der
<Der> Smart burd!
<Der> Heya thamaniya
<thamaniya> hi Der! how go the things
<Der> Things go well thamaniya, just trying to understand QOS...
<Der> Things go well thamaniya, just trying to understand QOS...
<Der> I dooooo, and we are upgrading to VoP phones
<Der> It is just better to mark all as read
<Der> Does your computer plug into your phone?
<@GyroTech> Der: some peoples do, but mine connects to a 100mb port on the wall
<Der> Getting out of bed is a good idea
<Der> Nap?
* Der thinks that Inky is a vampire
<@Inky> Der: unfortunately not possible for me because reasons
<@Inky> Der: just don't tell Inky that, that's a slur!
<Der> He wouldnt know though!
<Der> And he'd feel bad and say sorry for yers!
<Der> Afternoon Skies
<Der> Not even noon here!
<Der> Not bad here
<Der> Morning Sparkler!
< 15SkyBot > <Andrew McMillan> And not bad is also... Not bad, Der xP
<Der> brb someone walked into my office, so you in a bit!
<@GyroTech> and then yoru boss is like 'hey everyone, Der and I are gonna have a little chat about being productive at work.' when he sees it
<Der> When she sees it!
<Der> Though I have enough stuff open it would take a few seconds for a small chat windows to be noticed :p
<Der> All my terminals are black though...
* Der makes an irc cmdlet for powershell, no one will suspsect a thing!
Line 56787: 06 09 15[11:54] <Der> woooo
* @Borealis wanders off...
<Der> steal them
Line 56920: 06 09 15[12:35] <Sparkler> I mean, it is a tazer, but I'm wondering if a tazer is worse heh
* Der sw ac vlan 50's
Line 56985: 06 09 15[12:45] <Der> :pp
Line 57045: 06 09 15[12:56] <Der> wat
* Der pings Selina
Line 57053: 06 09 15[12:58] <Der> pong~
* Stoic tries to ping Der
<Der> !ping
<Der> rude hores
* Der boops all of them
<Der> my nose now!
* bishy noses Der
* Der steals bishy's nose
<Der> Heya bishy!
* bishy sneezes all over Der
* Der dies
<Der> But is it asking you nicely to ID! You must
<Der> BurpyHooves has a lot of things on it's bot mind
* Der nibbles on BurpyHooves's server
<@GyroTech> you broke it Der!
<Der> umm...
<Der> Not my fault the sever looked tasty!
<Der> Welcome back Skies
<Der> You can also get buckets of it!
<Der> Skies, that we need more pools of cun
<Der> Horns
Line 57308: 06 09 15[14:22] <Der> And then I abandoned the office
Line 57311: 06 09 15[14:27] <Der> Just don't answer the phone!
Line 57318: 06 09 15[14:30] <Der> Inky, how do you knnoooooow?
Line 57336: 06 09 15[14:37] <Der> That's what happens!
<Der> And homes~
<Seaward_Skies> Welcome home, Der
* @Inky snuggles Der!
* Der snuggles Inky back intensely!
<Der> Thank ya, Skies
* Seaward_Skies brushies Der
* Der becomes relaxBird
<Der> Just a few cutes!
<Der> good job
<Seaward_Skies> Nono, many, Der
<Der> Shouldnt break anything anyway! :p
<Der> But Skies, what if he gets burried on all those cutes!
<Der> Nah
<Der> The switch should be smart enough to only supply power if it sense the device needs it
<Seaward_Skies> Being buried in cutes never hurt anyone, Der!
<Der> something something, everything is cute
<Der> Doubt it Gyro
Line 57400: 06 09 15[15:16] <@Inky> hey, it's within the right order of magnitude
<Der> They miscounted your physics
<Der> Gotta use proper ISO days
Line 57429: 06 09 15[15:30] <@Inky> hmm, I wonder
<Der> Same as Inky, June 9, 2015
* Der boops Dazuk with a murica boopo
<Der> Yellow mark for incomplete?
<Der> Cause we like to make stuff complex!
* Der looks at Inky's site... and all the horizontal space it doesnt use...
<Der> Ha
<@Inky> Der: yeah, but that helps for readability
<Der> True
Line 57478: 06 09 15[15:36] <@Inky> I was considering expanding the maximum once I have more 'columns'
<Der> ew
Line 57486: 06 09 15[15:36] <Dazuk> or make it wider.
<Der> But, the narrow text does make it easier to reed
<Der> Anywho, replace the bullet point with a green dot for complete and a yellow dot for imcomplete and then give it alt text if you hoover over it?
<@Inky> Der: ....huh, that's an interesting idea!
<Der> Gyro, you are confusing
<Der> Super rude
<Der> Inky, I dont know if I can handly that 60KB, it will make the page take hours to load!
<@Inky> Der: hey, the actual page itself was only like 70 KB to begin with :P
<Der> So, how are all you silly horses doing?
<Der> Neat!
<Der> Cool!
<@GyroTech> they're all beauty products der xP
<Der> But it is free!
<Der> And you can make yourself prettier!
<Der> Such long gorgeous hair~
Line 57602: 06 09 15[16:12] <@GyroTech> Pineapples are wonderful! Except for all the mouth sores they cause
Line 57609: 06 09 15[16:15] <@Inky> uh, that'd be harder, because ruby has some magic to allow that
<Der> What'd it do this time Sparkler?
<Der> At least it worked in the end?
<Der> Didnt you hate the update you just put on it though?
* Der flops
* @Inky lets Der flop on her.
<Der> Blood everywhere!
<Der> Heh, would Inkhorse like her own blood? :p
<@Inky> Der: well, she can't feed directly off herself by biting
* @Inky licks Der to get the blood off him.
* Der sqirms away from the Inkytounge!
<Der> Licky licks~!
<Der> It iis
<Der> Tasty!
* @Inky makes a tiny tuna melt for Der
* Der is glad he didnt have to steal it and gobbles it up!
<Der> Cheese can be tasty!
Line 57672: 06 09 15[17:16] <Der>  Put cheese on him first!
Line 57679: 06 09 15[17:17] <Der> Melted cheese is iffy
* Der Eeeeeeee's at Inky!
Line 57692: 06 09 15[17:27] <Der> Horse rp, or horse and birdcat rp? ;p
* Der baps Zuthal
* Der steals a bit of Zuthal's culture and noms him
Line 57704: 06 09 15[17:39] <Der> Pretty much!
Line 57711: 06 09 15[17:43] <Der> But most cases people show of it arent that
* Der shrugs
* Der flops on Inky's head
* @Inky brushes Der
* Der purs, is best CATbird
Line 57718: 06 09 15[17:49] <Der> Would you want to do any dumb things Inky?
Line 57721: 06 09 15[17:49] <Der> And your phone/keyboard!
<Der> For [stuff]
<Der> Heya Spaklerhorse
* Zuthal snuggles Seaward_Skies, Inky, Sparkler, Der, Selina and Tihan
* Der gives Zuthal's tail snuggles!
<Der> Though if you have both Vore and Vore-ooc for chat, wouldnt one get used pretty much all the time?
Line 57773: 06 09 15[18:15] <Seaward_Skies> Eh, I wonder if people just don't like the idea of having to kick others so frequently...
<@Aldric> Der: in my proposal we wouldn't use vore-ooc anymore
<Der> Ah, just misunderstood Skies question
<Der> Ah, just misunderstood Skies question
<Der> ooc is probably fine
<Der> It's not that dead
<Der> Hello there
<Der> Stalking
Line 57917: 06 09 15[19:05] <@GyroTech> Seaward_Skies: you forgot to put "After the excitement" into the right folder :P
<Der> Nope, pinged out I tihnk
<Der> diplur?
<Der> No opinon myself!
<Der> Byes!
<Der> Aldric: How long was a little?
<@Aldric> Der: now
<Der> Now~?
<Der> If you have details that may be relavant, please add!
<Der> nickserv didnt like him?
<Der> Tiny droplets of Ink being sprayed out of picoliter sized nozzles!
<Der> Heya Zero
<@Aldric> Der: wat
<Der> I see
<Der> And Aldric: Printing
<@Lyjzet> Der all my old prints come in tomorrow
<Der> Oh my~
Line 58062: 06 09 15[20:12] <@Selina> Oh that's understandable
<Der> Shouldnt the SIM be determining service, not mattering it the device has a contract?
<Der> Tmoblie android phones can too
<Der> Google hangout dialer may work too
<Der> So I've heard atleast
<Der> Does the hangouts app do texting or do you need the voice app for that too?
<@Lyjzet> Der: Hangouts is the texting app, aye
<Der> Aldric, the voice app does texting!
<Der> Eh, noone ever told me
<Der> Not as far as I've seen!
* Der shrugs
<Der> Heya Chaotic_Harmony
<Der> Maybe
<Der> Heh
<Der> Oh hey, no bullet points, I guess that fixes the issue in chrome :p
<Der> But, looking good!
Line 58266: 06 09 15[23:34] <@Aldric> https://derpiboo.ru/913363 see, lewd~
Line 58274: 06 09 15[23:35] <Sparkler> it is a browser that doesn't understand css or javascript
Line 58283: 06 09 15[23:39] <Sparkler> which is render html pages!
Line 58287: 06 09 15[23:42] <@Aldric> does your dildo render web pages
Line 58291: 06 09 15[23:44] <Sparkler> ohey, a post from 2003 talking about modern web browsers! XD
<Der> Heya
<Der> Hopefully you dont use that password elsewhere!
<Der> Tip, do all nickserv stuff in the server status window
<@Lyjzet> Der: he can hardly use that password anywhere. Most places require caps and 8 digits
<Der> it is?
<Der> chrip chrip
<Der> Byes!
<Der> good bed
<Der> damn that server took a long time to reboot
* Der goes and steals Aldric for fluffy burd cuddles in bed
* @Aldric gives Der many fluffy bird cuddles
Line 58523: 06 10 15[01:40] <CandyFloss> or something more modern like group SMS
* Der sets up an rss feed
Line 58526: 06 10 15[01:40] <Sparkler> huh, wonder what this "coincoin" thing is in my libpurple
Line 58528: 06 10 15[01:42] <Der> Goodnight horses
<+BurpyHooves> Please do try to go to sleep this time Der
Line 58531: 06 10 15[01:42] <Der> I won't Burpyhooves
<CandyFloss> oh, night Der
<@Aldric> Gn'ight Der!
Line 58557: 06 10 15[01:47] <CandyFloss> there is a python library that does (modern) google hangouts stuff, looked pretty full featured when I was looking into it
* Nightstrider (nightshade@75.114.u.iu) has joined #vore-ooc
* Nightstrider is now known as pony_91533
Line 58634: 06 10 15[04:14] <CandyFloss> Aldric: ugh too cute batpone https://derpiboo.ru/903655
Line 58687: 06 10 15[07:18] <Der> Morning horses
<+BurpyHooves> Der: Hi.
<Zuthal> hai Der
<Der> You went to bed? :p
Line 58697: 06 10 15[08:02] <Zuthal> I'm still pretty sure I managed it in under ten seconds
* Der irc's while driving! ...in park, with the handbrake on as traffic hasn't moved in 10 minutes
* Zuthal eats Der
Line 58732: 06 10 15[10:05] <Der> Are you saying it wa FeatherFreight all along?!
* bishy pulls a mask off of Der's face, revealing the same exact catbird underneath :o
* bishy pulls a mask off of Der's face, revealing the same exact catbird underneath :o
* Der is really a horse underneath though!
* Der is really a horse underneath though!
Line 58737: 06 10 15[10:08] <Der> <3
Line 58740: 06 10 15[10:13] <Der> Morning Aldric
Line 58741: 06 10 15[10:13] <Der> And 11am?
* @Aldric snuggles bishy and Der
* Der returns tiny snuggles!
Line 58748: 06 10 15[10:19] <Der> Heh
Line 58749: 06 10 15[10:23] <Der> You must have a really comfy bed
* Der sleeps on a feathery Aldric bed forever
Line 58753: 06 10 15[10:28] <Der> Eh, it works I ugess!
Line 58757: 06 10 15[10:30] <@Aldric> bishy: sugar gliders are less cute when drawn with solid black eyes though
Line 58768: 06 10 15[10:33] <Der> A devilspawn of a batpony? You'll scare Candyfloss to death!
Line 58777: 06 10 15[10:35] <Der> Well she does consume the blood of her enemies...
<@Inky> Der: nuh, mostly the blood of her friends!
Line 58780: 06 10 15[10:36] <Der> "Mostly"
Line 58784: 06 10 15[10:38] <Der> Tasty nomnoms
* Der attacks Inky to steal the foods
* @Inky pins Der down with a hoof by his tail.
Line 58810: 06 10 15[10:43] <Der> Manananzise is dumb
Line 58813: 06 10 15[10:44] <@FeatherFreight> Lyjzet understands me
Line 58817: 06 10 15[10:45] <Der> I ate it once and died
Line 58830: 06 10 15[10:49] <Der> Screws are hard man, how do they even work
Line 58848: 06 10 15[10:56] <@Lyjzet> Wonder where my power tools are.
Line 58851: 06 10 15[10:57] <Der> Hey Skies of the Seaward
< 15SkyBot > * Andrew McMillan waves to Der
Line 58861: 06 10 15[11:00] <Der> Maybe 5
Line 58867: 06 10 15[11:04] <Der> Being dead is bad
Line 58871: 06 10 15[11:05] < 15SkyBot > <Blackjack> It's thundering and stuff and I'm getting 4000ms ping
Line 58874: 06 10 15[11:06] <Der> Impressive
Line 58876: 06 10 15[11:06] <Der> What is your internet connection?
<Sparkler> Der: they're on 3g atm
Line 58906: 06 10 15[11:11] <Der> short or long?
* Der spins up more instances of Inky's butt in the clooooud
Line 58957: 06 10 15[11:39] <Der> SparkBot++
Line 58964: 06 10 15[11:45] <Der> Hmmm?
Line 59022: 06 10 15[12:31] <Der> rename them to clinet A and Client B
Line 59024: 06 10 15[12:39] <Der> Very boring day today, no one has any issues!
Line 59026: 06 10 15[12:40] <Der> They have had enough burning when one of thier dust collectors caught fire here
Line 59028: 06 10 15[12:47] <Der> Nom the tasty noms~
Line 59037: 06 10 15[12:55] <Der> It isnt already 'public'?
Line 59038: 06 10 15[12:55] <Stoic> Nope, just as long as its modderated well enough
Line 59043: 06 10 15[12:56] <Stoic> TBH, kinda considered this channel public anyway XD
* Der should dig up his old Skype account...
<Sparkler> Der: eh, just make a new one, throaway accounts \o/
Line 59060: 06 10 15[13:01] <Der> I was talking about my old throwaway Sparkler!
Line 59061: 06 10 15[13:01] <Der> I reuse my throwaways, recylcing is good
Line 59067: 06 10 15[13:06] <@Inky> hey, she's slender and lithe, like a gazelle.
Line 59089: 06 10 15[13:14] <Der> Energy drinks are a good idea
Line 59090: 06 10 15[13:14] <Der> Oh hey I remembered my skype login
<@Lyjzet> Der add me! I'm ThirdSpurs
<@Inky> somehow I doubt that Der will actually use Skype ever though :P
Line 59098: 06 10 15[13:20] <Der> Why do you doubt that?
Line 59100: 06 10 15[13:22] <@Inky> considering you hadn't used it in years
Line 59111: 06 10 15[13:22] <Der> I use my main Skype account Inky!
Line 59114: 06 10 15[13:23] <Der> cools
* Der boops Zuthal and call him fat
Line 59130: 06 10 15[13:26] <Der> A big fat rump
Line 59147: 06 10 15[13:28] <Der> Ur a lewd Inky
Line 59157: 06 10 15[13:29] <Der> Your all horses!
* Der cries as Lyjzet never accepts his contact request ::((((((
< 15SkyBot > <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Someone should pull Der into this group
<@Lyjzet> Der: I'm not presently at a skype comp
Line 59171: 06 10 15[13:31] <Der> Have you licked an equine bishy?
<bishy> Der: no, they smell nasty
* @GyroTech smells wonderful like fruit. Is insulted
Line 59187: 06 10 15[13:33] <Der> Carefully Gyro, Inky is going to nibble you to death
* Der arm wrestles Sparkler!
<Sparkler> Der: dunno who would win that, she has especially good foreleg strength :O
Line 59212: 06 10 15[13:37] <Der> Good point!
< 15SkyBot > <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> but Der can use his talons to distract her with pain
Line 59215: 06 10 15[13:37] <Der> That is cheating Zuthal
<Sparkler> if Der does that then Sparkler can use magic :P
Line 59222: 06 10 15[13:38] <Der> Yep
Line 59225: 06 10 15[13:39] <Der> Not if it isnt in the realm of the competition
Line 59231: 06 10 15[13:40] <Der> ^
Line 59237: 06 10 15[13:41] <Der> Cut off the butt and mount it on your wall Skies!
Line 59249: 06 10 15[13:42] <Der> Gyro, at one site I have a shitty Dell keyboard and at another I have a shitty HP keyboard and at home I have a nice chery blue switches keyboard, yea, it gets annoying
Line 59253: 06 10 15[13:45] <Der> What is the context of the fight?
Line 59269: 06 10 15[13:47] <Der> Survival is one thing, two people just mad at eachother is different
Line 59278: 06 10 15[13:49] <Der> ^
Line 59284: 06 10 15[13:49] <Der> Doesnt matter Zuthal
Line 59291: 06 10 15[13:51] <Der> If they are not an immediate threat and you attack them, it gets very tricky
Line 59301: 06 10 15[13:53] <Der> Zuthal, that is very very much assult in that case
Line 59307: 06 10 15[13:54] <Der> You don't just beat someone head when they are down on the ground and not a threat to you
< 15SkyBot > <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Der: But nobody can prove that I didn't do it before they went down
Line 59311: 06 10 15[13:55] <Der> And if they do?
Line 59324: 06 10 15[13:58] <Der> You seem to be fine with risking brain damage anway
Line 59330: 06 10 15[13:59] <Der> So, the bloody person that is crawling in pain is a threat to you?
Line 59342: 06 10 15[14:00] <Der> If you shoot a robber, and they go down, and are not currently posing a threat to you or poiting a weapon back at you, you can not walk up to them and then shot them in the head on the ground.
Line 59347: 06 10 15[14:01] <Der> Different topic entirelly
Line 59355: 06 10 15[14:03] <Der> Stopping someone does not include beating someone on the ground
* @Inky puts Sparkler and Der in the same room and observes how they react, for science.
* Der hugs bishy!
* Sparkler watches as Der just runs off to hug big horse instead
* Der ruined Inky's science, he didnt meant to! He didnt see that post yet!
Line 59370: 06 10 15[14:08] <Der> But what is step one?!
* bishy hugs Der anyway, disregarding science
* Der must leave bigbishy and goes and tackle cuddles tiniSparkler
Line 59385: 06 10 15[14:11] <Der> HP is a very dumb company
Line 59392: 06 10 15[14:13] <Der> skilled
* Der flops on an snuggles a Selinabelly
Line 59410: 06 10 15[14:18] <Der> o.O
Line 59412: 06 10 15[14:18] <Der> That is a fair bit
Line 59416: 06 10 15[14:19] <Der> What is you $/Kwh?
Line 59421: 06 10 15[14:19] <Der> Not constantly
Line 59426: 06 10 15[14:19] <Der> Really it should never draw that much
Line 59428: 06 10 15[14:19] <Der> ...
Line 59429: 06 10 15[14:19] <Der> how
Line 59433: 06 10 15[14:19] <Der> oh
Line 59446: 06 10 15[14:21] <Der> Selina, is that on a 220volt line?
Line 59465: 06 10 15[14:23] <Der> Just look at the bill, average the $/kwh based on useage listed and total cost
Line 59470: 06 10 15[14:23] <Der> Use maths to prove your point!
Line 59484: 06 10 15[14:25] <Der> My last bill was... a lot
Line 59492: 06 10 15[14:26] <Der> -30 f is -34 c
Line 59500: 06 10 15[14:27] <Der> Yep, about 23C indoors here
Line 59516: 06 10 15[14:30] <Der> decades
Line 59544: 06 10 15[14:36] <Der> ...
Line 59554: 06 10 15[14:36] <Der> "do not relate imperial units directly to real-world objects"
Line 59556: 06 10 15[14:37] <Der> How do you even do that?
< 15SkyBot > <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Der: At least not intentionally
Line 59576: 06 10 15[14:39] <Der> And use metric bolts?
* Der cant live withouth his 1/4 20 bolts!
Line 59583: 06 10 15[14:41] <Der> Monitors to ender standby, or your computer to tell them too?
Line 59583: 06 10 15[14:41] <Der> Monitors to ender standby, or your computer to tell them too?
Line 59589: 06 10 15[14:41] <Der> I also figure, cutting the power on electronics isnt the best thing
Line 59593: 06 10 15[14:42] <Der> "Right thing"
Line 59595: 06 10 15[14:42] <Der> Who decides that?
Line 59600: 06 10 15[14:42] <Der> About the same as, 15ish minutes here
Line 59617: 06 10 15[14:43] <Der> Should one person just be able to go, hey, I hate, x, no one use x or else I do [stuff]
Line 59626: 06 10 15[14:45] <Der> Cause blue is cool
Line 59629: 06 10 15[14:45] <Der> And Jaxler, well you get both, slow and stealing your rights!
Line 59635: 06 10 15[14:45] <Der> Amber is for activty though Sparkler!
<Sparkler> Der: or dead dell computers :V
Line 59659: 06 10 15[14:47] <Der> Yea, but is a shitty color for sleeping with
Line 59677: 06 10 15[14:48] <Der> Yep
* Der steals one of Seascale's scales
<@Seascale> Der: he probably wouldn't even notice!
Line 59724: 06 10 15[14:52] <Der> Seeya!
Line 59725: 06 10 15[14:53] <Der> Seascale: Good, the perfect crime!
<@Seascale> Der: if the scale were loose enough for Der to get off, then it probably would have been shed soon anyway.
<@Seascale> Der: if the scale were loose enough for Der to get off, then it probably would have been shed soon anyway.
Line 59735: 06 10 15[14:55] <Der> Setup ISIS instead
< 15SkyBot > <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> Der: So, give them a goat and some lube? :p
Line 59765: 06 10 15[15:03] <Der> What are you doing to that poor machine?
<Sparkler> Der: starting a memory intensive java program and it is swapping like crazy :X
Line 59784: 06 10 15[15:05] <Der> I think I damn near broke a 100 on a server once, that was... bad
Line 59797: 06 10 15[15:06] <Der> Once as a wordpress site that someone had on my server that was being ddos'ed and the other was processing a few hundred thosand emails
Line 59801: 06 10 15[15:06] <Der> I think you killed it Sparkler
* Der boop's Sparkler's no'se
Line 59835: 06 10 15[15:14] <Der> bishy is a very lewd horse
Line 59853: 06 10 15[15:16] <Der> Think I should head home... only thing anyone has talked to me about today is a virus in an email
* Der sneakily gets a free ride of Seascale
Line 59859: 06 10 15[15:20] <Der> A big scary nice dragon!
Line 59873: 06 10 15[15:25] <Der> Yep, I'm getting out of here, see yall in an hour or two
<Seaward_Skies> Seeya, Der
<@Seascale> seeya der!
* Der sits at the same spot of construction as this morning
Line 59891: 06 10 15[15:47] <@GyroTech> I wonder if My whiteboard will be clean when I come in tomorrow. I left a friendly message on the board...but I some how doubt it.
Line 59990: 06 10 15[16:25] <@Seascale> but I can totally derive enjoyment from two ponies sexing etc
Line 60027: 06 10 15[16:32] <@Grimma> It's come in really handy for me with my older stuff
Line 60070: 06 10 15[16:42] <@Grimma> Hm, I wonder... Not everyone who likes fatal seems to like exploring (or acknowledging) the consequences of it sometimes
Line 60129: 06 10 15[16:58] <@Grimma> though I was briefly considering another dragon...
Line 60133: 06 10 15[17:00] <@Grimma> I wonder if there's some way to remove consequences but not affect the "ultimate domination", as you called it
* Der flops in a birdcage
<@Grimma> Howdy howdy Der
Line 60163: 06 10 15[17:10] <Der> Heya Grimma!
Line 60165: 06 10 15[17:11] <Der> Tiny griff is in a cage cause he can be!
Line 60166: 06 10 15[17:12] <Der> And catbird, is good, eating pizza currently
* Der puts Grimma in a cage, where she belongs!
Line 60173: 06 10 15[17:13] <Der> "Employee of the month, Spakler"
Line 60177: 06 10 15[17:14] <Der> "We appreacate all the hard work, have something nice from us"
Line 60186: 06 10 15[17:18] <Der> dropped?
Line 60189: 06 10 15[17:18] <Sparkler> what a wonderful moving company :P
Line 60195: 06 10 15[17:21] <Der> All those shrap things, hard to keep track of
* Der flops on Inky
<Der> Nights Zuthal!
Line 60218: 06 10 15[17:26] <Zuthal> I actually like that kind of stuff... tight bellies (or crops), being squished under someone's big belly/rump...
* Der uses this fact to annoy Seaward_Skies
* Zuthal pulls Der inside, and pushes him to the bottom of the crop, out of the way
* @Inky rescues Der for snuggling first.
* Der applies snuggles directly to Inky
<Der> Shhh, dont talk about him
<Der> Oh
<Der> Talk about Zuthal all you want then!
<Der> What a nice fellow
<Der> Yes?
Line 60251: 06 10 15[17:46] <Der> That's like two entire weeks though!
* Der shrugs and flops
<Der> Just keep taking days off and hope they dont notice!
* Der boops Seascales for being scary
Line 60265: 06 10 15[18:02] <@Seascale> hm, I wonder if it would look better if the tags could share the same line as the date info when it wrapped
<Der> I think the dates all off to the right look best
<@Seascale> Der: well, yeah, they look great like that
<@Seascale> Der: now make the window thinner
<Der> You have to get it pretty narrow though
<@Seascale> Der: yeah, below around 600px or so
<Der> still readable on moblie
<Der> That is the two cases I would assume it would be seen in though, wide enough windows on a computer and tiny screens on a phone
* Der splatters Ink all over pure white paper
<@Seascale> Der: such lewdness
<Der> I most just have too big of monitors :p
* Der lewds everywhere
<Der> dsfix? Jaxler
* Der rustles Seascale's scales
<Der> Easy enough to setup
<Der> Maybe
<Der> I know xbox controllers work very well
<Der> http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=32498163&postcount=2
<Der> tldr; You need to emulate your ps3 controller to an xbox controller
<Der> Hopefully dsfix makes keyboard and mouse more... bearable
* Der never even tried using a keyboard for darksouls
<Der> Any silly pone, griff, dragon, snake, want to do stuff?
<Der> What type of dumb, silly stuff~?
<bishy> I'm proud of you Der
* Der bites Seascale's nose
* @Seascale puts Der and candyhoers in a room together
<Der> Nights Seaward_Skies!
<Der> Heya Bow
<Der> everyone is rip
<Der> whys?
<Der> http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/en-us/p/xbox-360-controller-for-windows#support
<Der> Changing some settings probably would!
<Der> There is AA type, Ambient Occlusion, SSAO scale, depth of feild, filtering type
* Der points to DSfix and dsfix.ini
<Der> Change things down to their lowest values and see if it runs okay then
<Der> Cant hurt to start with everything low and see if it playable then!
* Der hugs Stoic
<Der> Never know if they will kill him till you try~
<Der> huh
<Der> Heya Zero
<Der> Welcome home
<Der> asd
<Der> CcMmYLLkLkK
* @Seascale boops Der, CandyFloss
* Der somethine
* Der typed /me instead of me!
* Der boops Seascale back
<Der> Seascale, why the boops~?
<Der> Oh!
<Der> Well how goes it for you Mr. Dragon?
<Der> What types of error are you trying to check for?
<Der> forget to close a bracket or something?
<Der> like dinner?
Line 60478: 06 10 15[21:39] <CandyFloss> oh noodle lizard thing, you're the only one that understands me~~~
<Der> Well noodle lizard can look at your mind, so that makes sense!
Line 60480: 06 10 15[21:45] <@GyroTech> How fucking hard is it to make a sandwich as ordered -_-
<Der> ~~
<Der> Yea, probably that one
<Der> AC not working well CandyFloss?
<Der> tablet anchors?
Line 60567: 06 10 15[22:35] <CandyFloss> I'd gander for holding up a shower tablet
<Der> Are you going to sleep in the shower?
<Der> What epxoy did you use, just the cheap 5-10 min stuff?
Line 60576: 06 10 15[22:49] <@GyroTech> And apparently slick enough that epoxy comes off under fatigue loading
<Der> Never had much luck with putty epoxy
<Der> Though I figure the harder bit is sticking it without making it permanent
<Der> Though I figure the harder bit is sticking it without making it permanent
* Der bomps Seascale
<Der> Spell check would be nice
* Der uses Seascales face as a bed
<Der> Maybe is cute
<@GyroTech> Well Der, this comes off of this surface cleanly :D
<Der> well it never held in the first place, right Gyro?
<Der> ah
<Der> Just going to use it till it dies then?
<@GyroTech> Der aye. Now that I'm out of college, I've not much use for a tablet.
<Der> what type is it?
Line 60623: 06 10 15[23:27] <@Selina> I wonder if I can waterproof my ipad
<Der> Never experiment on things you don't want to kill~
<Der> Selina, condition
<Der> bleh, dumb phone
Line 60653: 06 10 15[23:31] <Der> Condisation
Line 60655: 06 10 15[23:31] <Der> It will die a horrible death
Line 60661: 06 10 15[23:32] <Der> And steamy
Line 60662: 06 10 15[23:32] <Der> And the tablet is cold inside
Line 60668: 06 10 15[23:32] <Der> When you just turn it on?
Line 60671: 06 10 15[23:33] <@Selina> I don't think you understand how hot a 3rd generation intel processor gets
Line 60676: 06 10 15[23:33] <Der> Either way, humidity will cause death, just a matter of time~
<@Selina> Der: I'm ok with this
Line 60682: 06 10 15[23:34] <Der> But how is it dieing
Line 60685: 06 10 15[23:34] <Der> Those things are new!
Line 60693: 06 10 15[23:35] <Der> Screen protector may help too
Line 60699: 06 10 15[23:36] <Der> Seascale, bed is up!
<@Seascale> Hi Der!
Line 60709: 06 10 15[23:37] <Der> Yea, the water itself isn't to big of an issue on the screen
Line 60717: 06 10 15[23:39] <Der> Yep, nice solid front glass screen would be perfect
* @Seascale lets Der use his furry muzzle as a bed.
* Der snuggles into Seascale's fur and snores
Line 60738: 06 10 15[23:43] <Der> Good night horses and drsgon!
* +BurpyHooves marks 'Der says they're going to bed, but doesn't actually go to bed' on their #vore bingo board.
<@Seascale> Gn'ight Der, maybe :v
Line 60743: 06 10 15[23:44] <Der> Well fine then Burpyhooves, maybe I will just stay up!
Line 60757: 06 10 15[23:47] <Cecil> also, this is the only char I have who I'd even consider doing lewd stuff with that isn't bow.
Line 60759: 06 10 15[23:47] <@Seascale> Sparkler: consider sorting those results alphabetically?
Line 60765: 06 10 15[23:48] <Der> What did you say you would do Sparkler?
<Sparkler> Der: migrate the db to the new format
Line 60770: 06 10 15[23:48] <Der> Ah
Line 60779: 06 10 15[23:48] <Zuthal> I don't think so, Seascale. Lewd is whatever would get rated explicit on derpi
Line 60791: 06 10 15[23:49] <Der> Grimma?
* Cecil has the great flaw in that he's willing to do anything in order to do what he thinks is the greater good
* Der notes the time and throws his phone to the other side of the room
* @FeatherFreight wonders how this works
Line 60947: 06 11 15[00:15] <@Selina> But I kinda figured they'd understand
* Cecil thinks he got poison ivy on the under side of his thigh, and is gonna be pissed if he did
* @Inky scrunches under the boop!
* derpibooru (qevkmlxygm@2602:306:337c:wktw:phzx:wqo:wkuo:qmlr) has joined #vore-ooc
* derpibooru is back
Line 61261: 06 11 15[01:32] <derpibooru> rebooting did nothing
Line 61263: 06 11 15[01:32] <bishy> derpi derp
Line 61263: 06 11 15[01:32] <bishy> derpi derp
Line 61264: 06 11 15[01:32] <@Selina> the fact that you have the name derpibooru
Line 61265: 06 11 15[01:33] <derpibooru> and moving around the charger in the computer's plug does nothing
Line 61266: 06 11 15[01:33] <derpibooru> oh good
* derpibooru is now known as Bowstring
<bishy> yeah but even earlier when I was (try to) do stuff with Der
* @Selina snuggles on Stoic a bit, wondering what he has to do tomorrow
Line 61389: 06 11 15[02:19] <@Selina> Indeed, but I think the waiting on it to actually show to others that you've changed is the harder part
Line 61475: 06 11 15[02:58] <@Inky> Skype I swear I will murder you
Line 61512: 06 11 15[06:18] <Der> Morning horses
<+BurpyHooves> Yo Der.
<@Selina> Heya Der
Line 61515: 06 11 15[06:26] <bishy> mornin Derbird
Line 61516: 06 11 15[06:27] <Der> Heys Selina, bishy
<Der> Progress?
<Der> Woo! Progress!
<Der> Morning Stoics
<Der> Heya Zuthal
<Der> ~
Line 61632: 06 11 15[11:19] <Der> Mirning
Line 61633: 06 11 15[11:19] <Der> Morning too
* Stoic boops Der
* @GyroTech considers a function where peoples timezones can be added and burpy can sass about waking up late too
<Der> Morning Inky
* Der boops Stoic back
<@Inky> Hiya Der
Line 61703: 06 11 15[11:49] <@GyroTech> I'm gonna be happy until I wonder into my house...and then I'll be sad again.
* Stoic sets Der on his nosie
Line 61712: 06 11 15[11:52] <Der> Meeting are fun, just got out of a 3 hour one
* @Inky noses GyroTech as he vanishes and Der as he appears
* Der hugs Stoic's nose
* Der boops Inkhorse
Line 61726: 06 11 15[11:54] <Der> Oh?
Line 61733: 06 11 15[11:56] <Der> It could work
Line 61736: 06 11 15[11:56] <Der> Ignoring the physical dominating part
Line 61746: 06 11 15[12:01] <Der> Willing indeed
* Der wonders if the Sparkler and Lucent is up anywhere. .. for reseach
* Der wonders if the Sparkler and Lucent is up anywhere. .. for reseach
Line 61751: 06 11 15[12:06] <Der> The start of that is amazing
<Stoic> So, Sparkler, Der, would ether of you like to try that sometime?
Line 61753: 06 11 15[12:09] <Der> Maybe...
Line 61756: 06 11 15[12:10] <Der> Indeed, I got to take my car into the dealer ship soon
Line 61762: 06 11 15[12:11] <Der> You are Stoic~?
* Der snuggles battypone!
* Stoic is very much so! So much as he likes to play micros! He shows this by shrinking down and booping Der's beak!
* Der boops the same sized Stoic back with a talon
Line 61767: 06 11 15[12:14] <Der> Brb, driving
* Tihan understands about half of that!
* Der normal size griffins and applies indecisive boops to the tiny Stoic
* @Inkhorse cuddles normal sized Der
* Der sexes Inky while the micros party
<@Inkhorse> Der: ...hot
<@Inkhorse> Besides, Der is just helping fill up Inky's indoor pool.
* Der shrugs
Line 61829: 06 11 15[12:47] <Der> Ew
Line 61844: 06 11 15[12:54] <Der> I am drink
* Der is a tasty drink
Line 61852: 06 11 15[12:55] <Sparkler> it would be harder to tell though because of the jello flavor masking it
* @Inkhorse drinks Der
Line 61878: 06 11 15[13:00] <Sparkler> Inky: considering a certain person you know, that surprises me
Line 61910: 06 11 15[13:05] <Sparkler> I'm quite impressed with monkey shoulder for the price I paid for it
Line 61950: 06 11 15[13:15] <Zuthal> the worst offender is wine, though
Line 61983: 06 11 15[13:27] <Sparkler> I had some mead, some cider, a lot of seagrims whiskey...
Line 61989: 06 11 15[13:29] <@GyroTech> I need it for some research for my job >.< But only like 1 chapter...wonder if I can convince them that its worth it. else I dont know where else I'll find the info they want.
Line 61995: 06 11 15[13:36] <Der> Best of the lucks!
Line 61999: 06 11 15[13:37] <Der> Or niche books aren't always available like that
Line 62004: 06 11 15[13:38] <Der> Morning/afternoon bishy!
* Der whites out the pages in the book
Line 62030: 06 11 15[13:56] <Der> Tasty nom
* Der flops, waiting takes too long
* bishy snuggles up with Der to pass the time
* Der snuggles!
* Zuthal snuggles a Derburd and a bishhorse
Line 62035: 06 11 15[14:01] <Der> Snuggle pile
Line 62038: 06 11 15[14:04] <Der> Different mindset? Being willing isn't removing control from you?
Line 62048: 06 11 15[14:07] <Der> Making a copy is making a copy
Line 62053: 06 11 15[14:08] <Der> Sparkler, saw off the binding and put it in a copier machine, scan to email, combine the pdfs
<Sparkler> Der: that would.... work a lot better XD
Line 62061: 06 11 15[14:09] <Der> Zuthal, three hold punch, and put it in a binder
Line 62061: 06 11 15[14:09] <Der> Zuthal, three hold punch, and put it in a binder
Line 62068: 06 11 15[14:09] <Der> Luckily, most good copy machines Scan duplex
Line 62072: 06 11 15[14:10] <Der> Also, don't forget to run the end pdfs through ocr
Line 62073: 06 11 15[14:10] <Der> Zuthal: still illegal
<Sparkler> Der: that's the easy part :3
Line 62076: 06 11 15[14:10] <Der> A company would rather buy copies of the book then risk it
Line 62085: 06 11 15[14:11] <Der> 250$ for a book isn't that much for a business
Line 62087: 06 11 15[14:12] <Der> ^
Line 62091: 06 11 15[14:13] <Der> And then all your employees quit
Line 62092: 06 11 15[14:13] <Der> And you go under
Line 62092: 06 11 15[14:13] <Der> And you go under
Line 62096: 06 11 15[14:14] <Der> Or just sued
<Sparkler> what Der said, you would be sued to shit and fired
Line 62099: 06 11 15[14:14] <Der> There are plenty of workplace lawyers out there
Line 62114: 06 11 15[14:17] <Der> Why has 6 months though?
< 15SkyBot > <Andrew McMillan> You have to leave it to ferment, Der
Line 62130: 06 11 15[14:19] <Der> Yep
Line 62133: 06 11 15[14:19] <Der> How much lower?
Line 62134: 06 11 15[14:20] <Der> I didn't see any mention of adding water?
* Der Googles  sloe
Line 62137: 06 11 15[14:21] <Der> Ah
Line 62146: 06 11 15[14:23] <Der> Ah, deal ship prices, 150$ to replace a belt
<Sparkler> Der: timing belt? or what kind of belt? assuming car
Line 62157: 06 11 15[14:24] <Der> Power steering/alt
Line 62160: 06 11 15[14:25] <Der> Very discouraged and possibly illegal
Line 62162: 06 11 15[14:25] <Der> Yes
Line 62163: 06 11 15[14:25] <Der> Cause it can spread
Line 62173: 06 11 15[14:29] <Der> ...
Line 62177: 06 11 15[14:29] <Der> So yea, me thinks I am ordering a 20$ belt and swapping it myself
Line 62177: 06 11 15[14:29] <Der> So yea, me thinks I am ordering a 20$ belt and swapping it myself
Line 62185: 06 11 15[14:30] <Der> Not the roots
Line 62194: 06 11 15[14:32] <Der> Your soil will need to be replaced then Zuthal
Line 62216: 06 11 15[14:40] <Der> Heya Inky
Line 62220: 06 11 15[14:40] <Der> Fort is cooler though
Line 62224: 06 11 15[14:42] <Der> Tons inky!
Line 62230: 06 11 15[14:43] <Der> On the plus side, I got a free car wash!
<@Inky> Der: hooray!
Line 62232: 06 11 15[14:44] <Der> Yes, do that inky
Line 62245: 06 11 15[14:46] <Der> Gasp, tags!
* Der gives Chevron a certified perv sticker
Line 62262: 06 11 15[14:49] <Der> Ooo, car is back, bbl
Line 62302: 06 11 15[14:59] <@Inky> hmm, I understand being finicky
Line 62308: 06 11 15[15:01] <Chevron> Mostly it's just coming up with a background for me. Backstory isn't really my strong suit, especially since I'm more fond of everyman-style characters more than angsty brooders with dead parents, heh.
Line 62311: 06 11 15[15:02] < 15SkyBot > <Andrew McMillan> You don't need to be an angsty brooder to have a fun backstory
Line 62313: 06 11 15[15:02] <@Inky> yeah, and Inky is like the opposite of an angsty brooder!
Line 62336: 06 11 15[15:09] <Stoic> https://derpiboo.ru/907919?scope=scpe8bb01bdac8834716a7e05fdea2ede5238196ce69 This is inky, I've seen this picture so much and I'm like "That looks fimilar!"
* Stoic wonders if Inky's ponut really looks like that
* Der flops home
<@Inky> hi Der!
* bishy picks up Der and sets him on Inky's mane to rest
<Der> Very very comfy!
<Der> Ordering car parts, maybe
<Der> Ordering car parts, maybe
* Der rps being lazy and doing nothing with Inky
<Der> Shocking! Lewd stuffs!
<Der> http:tini.horse
* Der // fails
Line 62425: 06 11 15[15:35] <@Inky> https://derpiboo.ru/914873 chest floofs
* Der feels almost that if he should get a .horse address to be cool also
<Der> more then 10$/year though
<Der> too late, already bought it
<bishy> der.catburd
<Zuthal> did you really, Der?
<Der> Did I~?
<Der> Hmmm... catbird.horse or der.horse?
<Der> Hmmm... catbird.horse or der.horse?
<Sparkler> but der isn't a horse :O
* Sparkler rubs up against Der getting horse scent all over them
<Der> .bird isnt a vaild choice though!
<Der> damn
<Der> Catalan language and culture
<Der> Doesnt even work then
<Der> Probably doesnt trust the cert
Line 62483: 06 11 15[15:50] <@Inky> https://derpiboo.ru/913767 https://derpiboo.ru/913774 hngrhgh
Line 62483: 06 11 15[15:50] <@Inky> https://derpiboo.ru/913767 https://derpiboo.ru/913774 hngrhgh
* Der cant decided what dumb domain to get
<Der> Make him think you trust him though
Line 62490: 06 11 15[15:51] <@Inky> ah, underflow~
<Der> single letter?
<Der> Inactive – The domain registrar Eritrea Telecommunication Services Corporation offers no services to register domains.
<@GyroTech> Der: that doesnt make it impossible, it just means you need to bribe someone
<Der> I dun have that type of money!
Line 62601: 06 11 15[16:21] <Der> What are they talking about?
Line 62603: 06 11 15[16:23] <Der> Good tablet, or a shitty one?
Line 62605: 06 11 15[16:26] <Der> Ah, so an 'Eh' one
Line 62609: 06 11 15[16:35] <Der> Hehehe
Line 62612: 06 11 15[16:38] <Der> horses
* Der buys art for the poor Sparkler
Line 62620: 06 11 15[16:43] <Der> I think I still am worse at that Sparkler
<Sparkler> Der: why's that? XD
Line 62624: 06 11 15[16:45] <Der> Nights Zuthal!
* Zuthal huggles Der, Sparkler, Kian, FeatherFreight and Inky, before snuggling into bed with Selina and Tihan
* Der looks at the dozens of commisions he 'has' but doesnt have any idea what to get
Line 62630: 06 11 15[16:47] <Der> Or I dont want to both the artist, since I already payed for mine, so if they work on it, they dont get any more money. So obviously I should let mine wait and let them work on new ones!
* Der swapes both with bather
* Der can not type on latops, and flops
* Sparkler bathes Der
* Der thanks Sparkler
<@Inky> Der: Sparkler, it's okay I'm also terrible at deciding what to commission
* Der hugs the terrible Inky
Line 62639: 06 11 15[17:02] <Der> My issue tends to be thinking of things, not deciding
* Der votes Sparkler as the worst, he has less excuses!
<bishy> I thought of thing for you, Der
<Der> Oh?
<Der> What thought did you think of~?
<bishy> it's actually really boring and just Der
<Der> oh
<Der> But you just said it was boring!
<Der> Oh hey, PT arts
<Der> ha
<Der> What about cockvore, where it goes Dick>stomach?
Line 62679: 06 11 15[17:22] <Sparkler> I guess you could go dick > bladder > bloodstream > intestines > stomach?
<Der> That is a complex path to take
* Der eats Inky with his ear
* @Inky pulls Der off of her head.
<Der> Yep
Line 62690: 06 11 15[17:26] <Sparkler> wonderful
<Der> I always execpt facts!
Line 62703: 06 11 15[17:30] < 15SkyBot > <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> There is a little gap between the ceiling and a divider wall
<Der> Some of the comments arent bad
<Der> murder them Zuthal
<Der> murder them Zuthal
<Sparkler> Der: no, eat them, unleash your inner vorarephile
<Der> Ew, bugs
<Der> I only like bug horses!
* Der cooks horse steak for Inky!
<@Inky> Der: that's cannibalism! D:
<Der> :3
<Der> !icquote Der
<Der> !icquote Der
<+BurpyHooves> "Who says I'm not going to get all wet and nasty down here~" --Der, 21 hours ago.
<Der> To who?!
<Der> :D
* Der looks for secuirty audit softwore, buh
<Der> Needs to be more all inclusive Sparkle
<Sparkler> Der: uh, backtrace livecd? >.>
<Der> Sparkler: It is Kali now :p
* Der flops on horses, bored and not wanting to do work outside of work
Line 62829: 06 11 15[18:46] <@GyroTech> q = ("SELECT backlog.type, backlog.flags, sender.sender, EXTRACT(EPOCH FROM backlog.time), backlog.message FROM "
Line 62829: 06 11 15[18:46] <@GyroTech> q = ("SELECT backlog.type, backlog.flags, sender.sender, EXTRACT(EPOCH FROM backlog.time), backlog.message FROM "
Line 62830: 06 11 15[18:46] <@GyroTech>                 "public.backlog, public.sender, public.buffer, public.network, public.quasseluser WHERE "
Line 62831: 06 11 15[18:46] <@GyroTech>                 "username='TecknoJock' AND backlog.senderid = sender.senderid AND (networkname='Canternet After Dark' OR networkname='PonyChat') AND "
Line 62831: 06 11 15[18:46] <@GyroTech>                 "username='TecknoJock' AND backlog.senderid = sender.senderid AND (networkname='Canternet After Dark' OR networkname='PonyChat') AND "
Line 62831: 06 11 15[18:46] <@GyroTech>                 "username='TecknoJock' AND backlog.senderid = sender.senderid AND (networkname='Canternet After Dark' OR networkname='PonyChat') AND "
Line 62833: 06 11 15[18:46] <@GyroTech>                 "type=4 AND (sender ILIKE %%s OR sender ILIKE %%s) ORDER BY backlog.messageid ASC"
Line 62833: 06 11 15[18:46] <@GyroTech>                 "type=4 AND (sender ILIKE %%s OR sender ILIKE %%s) ORDER BY backlog.messageid ASC"
Line 62833: 06 11 15[18:46] <@GyroTech>                 "type=4 AND (sender ILIKE %%s OR sender ILIKE %%s) ORDER BY backlog.messageid ASC"
Line 62857: 06 11 15[18:50] <Sparkler> AND (sender ILIKE %%s OR sender ILIKE %%s)
Line 62857: 06 11 15[18:50] <Sparkler> AND (sender ILIKE %%s OR sender ILIKE %%s)
* Der licks Inky's nose
* @Inky snorts at Der
* Der asks horses if they would want to do stuff so he doesnt have to do work
<Der> How did you optimize them?
* Der will never get in a snuggle war with Inky
<thamaniya> Der: trying a variety of cuddle configurations and settling on the one that was the most comfortable for both parties
<Der> How doesnt it end well?
* @Inky snuggles Der
* Der moves around, trying to get comfortable against Inky
* @Inky snuggles Der AND bishy, doubling cuddling efficiency
<Der> Twice the snuggles per second
* thamaniya flops on bishy harder
<Der> Inky, you should get horse.ink too
<@Inky> Der: I have been considering it
<@Inky> Der: I have been considering it
<Der> der.xn--3ds443g aw yeah, the best domain
<Der> der.xn--3ds443g aw yeah, the best domain
<@Inky> Der: what is ye origin of your name?
<Der> Inky: It is very dumb
<@Inky> Der, commission Der getting brushed by a toothbrush
<@Inky> Der, commission Der getting brushed by a toothbrush
<Der> maybe I will do that
<@Inky> Der: commission Der nibbling on a cracker
<@Inky> Der: commission Der nibbling on a cracker
<Der> Wooo ideas!
<Sparkler> Der: is that one of those weird internationalized domains? >.>
<Der> I assume so Sparkler
<Der> It is werid
<Der> china
<Der> colored nicks are nice
* Der wishes he had them
<Der> uhhh
<Der> Nights Skies!
< 15SkyBot > * Andrew McMillan hugs inky, and waves to bishy, der and feather
* bishy hugs Der and FeatherFreight so as not to feel left out
Line 62994: 06 11 15[20:03] <@GyroTech> Hey Skies is finally officially open for commissions~ https://derpiboo.ru/915032
Line 63006: 06 11 15[20:14] <@FeatherFreight> GyroTech: Advertising on derpi is probably not the best idea / a good idea at all
* Der buys Skies art
Line 63009: 06 11 15[20:16] <@GyroTech> FeatherFreight advertising on derpi is at worst a no loss proposition
<Der> Nothing much!
<Der> Do, things
<Der> Inky likes arr pees?
* Der passes out from shock
<Der> oh dear
<Der> Who, Gyro?
<Der> I need to blackmail him into arts...
* Der replaces blackmail with ask nicely and throw money
<@Aldric> Der: unsolicited commission ideas: Der on top of a normal-sized tiercel cock
<@Aldric> Der: unsolicited commission ideas: Der on top of a normal-sized tiercel cock
<Der> l-lewd
* @Aldric waggles eyebrows at Der
* Der winks at Aldric~
* Der will need highly detailed referances of tiercel cock
<Der> hehe
* @FeatherFreight orders a gryphon dildo in hot pink
* Der woreships the Aldric crotch and it hot pinkness
* Der is a horse
<Der> http://der.horse/ There, now is horse for reals
<Der> http://der.horse/ There, now is horse for reals
<@Aldric> Der++
<+BurpyHooves> Der now has a karma of 1
<@Aldric> Der: steal my css
<Der> <.<
<CandyFloss> der++
<+BurpyHooves> der now has a karma of 2
Line 63168: 06 11 15[21:35] <@Aldric> https://www.derpiboo.ru/search?sbq=oc%3Ader why no pics
Line 63168: 06 11 15[21:35] <@Aldric> https://www.derpiboo.ru/search?sbq=oc%3Ader why no pics
Line 63169: 06 11 15[21:35] <+BurpyHooves> [ Searching for oc%3Ader - Derpibooru - My Little Pony: Friendship ... ]
Line 63169: 06 11 15[21:35] <+BurpyHooves> [ Searching for oc%3Ader - Derpibooru - My Little Pony: Friendship ... ]
<Der> no der
<Der> no der
* Der flops in GyroTech's mane!
<@Aldric> Der: did you not center it on purpose?
<Der> Aldric: Yes
Line 63187: 06 11 15[22:00] <@Aldric> yeah I understand why
<Der> Wait, why do you think I did it?
<Der> Oh yes, that was annoying
<Der> Damn slight gradiants
<@Aldric> Der: you should get a favicon~!
<Der> That's like, effort though!
<Der> Also, I dun have a good thing to put in it!
<@Aldric> Der: solid blue square or circle
* Der grumbles and goes back to photoshop
<@GyroTech> But he's a printer, I'd be surprised if Der didn't have the Adobe suite
<Der> Adobe CS3/4/5/6, Painttools Sai, [other stuff]
Line 63219: 06 11 15[22:08] <Sparkler> wonder how much those would cost
<CandyFloss> Der needs a butt stamp
* @Aldric stamps Der's butt
<@GyroTech> Sai? Do you art Der?
<Der> CorelDraw4, Corel Painter 11 and just for fun, Xara4
* Der also has a copy of SmartDraw 5!
<Der> There, centered enough for you? :p
<@Aldric> Der: nice!
<Der> I hve nothing on mine... yet
<@GyroTech> Der: much better
<Der> http://i.imgur.com/bwd7UQa.png
<Der> Why?
<Der> You'd hate some of my dumb domains then
<Der> Chrome is life
<Der> Hi
<Der> Hey Inky, what other stuff should I throw on this domain
<@GyroTech> Der: rp logs
<Der> Gyro: But then I need to figure out a way to orginize them!
<Der> Inky uses jekyllrb with a bit of custom magic
* Der isnt sure about anyone else!
* Der is going to have to install ruby...
* Der is confuse Gyro
<Der> And nodejs apperently
<Der> Heya Stoic
<Der> Gyro: It is listed as a requiremnet
<Der> Sparkler: What about ruby and centos?
<Sparkler> Der: the version in the official repos is ancient(as expected), so I had to install a newer version :P
<CandyFloss> Aldric, Der, GyroTech: hopping on this wagon, I guess http://bish.space/
<Der> Cool!
<Der> classifier-reborn requires Ruby version >= 1.9.3. :(
<Der> D::
Line 63366: 06 11 15[22:55] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/833
Line 63367: 06 11 15[22:55] <+BurpyHooves> [ #833 - amethyst star, artist:equestria-prevails, cloak, magic, safe, simple background, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> Heya Zuthal
* Der may just install jekyllrb on a vm and not his real server
<@Aldric> Der: you can do that
<@Aldric> Der: it just makes static files
<@Aldric> Der: so you can compile locally and put it wherever
<Der> Welcome back
Line 63436: 06 11 15[23:27] <@Selina> I was wondering how long you'll be around
* @Aldric nuzzles Der
* Der licks Aldric's beak, snuggling it!
* Zuthal wiggles under ZeroItamae
* @Aldric pulls Der, ZeroItamae and Zuthal close.
<Der> Heya Zero!
* ZeroItamae hugs Aldric, Der, and Zuthal!
<Der> Heya
<Der> Cool
Line 63505: 06 12 15[00:00] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/914595, https://derpiboo.ru/914593
Line 63505: 06 12 15[00:00] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/914595, https://derpiboo.ru/914593
Line 63506: 06 12 15[00:00] <+BurpyHooves> [ #914595 - artist:shirotanuki, french kiss, kissing, micro, questionable, rainbow blitz, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 63507: 06 12 15[00:00] <+BurpyHooves> [ #914593 - artist:shirotanuki, explicit, micro, nudity, open mouth, rainbow dash, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
* Der is proud of Aldric
<Der> GASP
Line 63519: 06 12 15[00:22] <@Aldric> lies and slander
<Der> Nights Sparkler
<Der> niiice
* Der flops into a bed
<CandyFloss> nighty Der!
* @Aldric tucks Der into bed
* CandyFloss gives candysnuggles to Der, who is now a horse
* Der apprecates the horse snuggles!
* Der is totally a horse bird
Line 63579: 06 12 15[01:13] <Der> Yep, RMA it
Line 63587: 06 12 15[01:17] <Der> :D
* Der has a site too!
Line 63602: 06 12 15[01:20] <Der> It just has nothing but a test one on it
Line 63617: 06 12 15[01:22] <Der> :D
* @Aldric flops into bed with Der and grinds his hot pink dick against them
* Der finds this does not work well for sleep but is OK with it!
* @Aldric falls asleep on Der
Line 63691: 06 12 15[01:56] <@Selina> I wonder how to get it to add it automatically
Line 63694: 06 12 15[01:57] <@Aldric> Well no point wondering now, lol
Line 63836: 06 12 15[07:28] <@Selina> Well take a look at my site so you understand what I mean by that
Line 63837: 06 12 15[07:31] <Der> Morning horses, griffin
<@Selina> morning Der
Line 63858: 06 12 15[07:45] <@GyroTech> https://derpiboo.ru/792962 but side view
<Der> Morning Aldric
* @Aldric pat pats Selina and scritchies Der
* Der purring happy catbird
<Der> Seems like a reasonable ammount of sleep
<Der> Wooo!
* Der steals gold from Kian's horde, one piece at a time
< 15SkyBot > * Andrew McMillan snatches up Der and swallows the tini thief
Line 64004: 06 12 15[10:00] <Der> D:
* Der has a family to feed!
Line 64012: 06 12 15[10:04] <Der> Crop or not, he needs that gold to feed his family, you greedy dragon!
Line 64014: 06 12 15[10:06] <Der> His 10 kids!
Line 64021: 06 12 15[10:11] <Der> Not tiny though
Line 64023: 06 12 15[10:11] <Der> Big mouths to feed
Line 64031: 06 12 15[10:13] <Der> Woo!
Line 64032: 06 12 15[10:13] <Zuthal> or is that repeat offenders only?
Line 64035: 06 12 15[10:14] <Der> Kian doesn't though that though :p
* Der is glad he is only kinda bad!
* Der doesn't doubt Kian, least not openly!
< 15SkyBot > <Andrew McMillan> So long as it's not open, Der :p
Line 64053: 06 12 15[10:24] <Der> It is contagious
* Der snuggles Inky in her timeout!
* @Inky snuggles Der tightly and lectures him about stealing.
* Der tells Inky to stop going crazy with power
Line 64075: 06 12 15[10:35] < 15SkyBot > * Jaxler totally wouldn't try and steal some gold while your distracted with the lecture on the proper way to handle a leadership position
<Der> Morning Sparkler
* @Inky admires der.horse
* Der adrmies the wonders of ink.horse
* Der adrmies the wonders of ink.horse
<@Inky> Who did that picture, Der.
<Der> Uuuhhhhh
* Der burbles Jaxler
<Der> Inky: You can never fall asleep again
<@Inky> Der: noooooooo
* Der shurgs, he doesnt need to know what burble means to do it
<Der> oh my
<Der> Nom the tasty noms!
* Der should write a parser...
<@Inky> Der, you can do it!.l
* @Inky provides snuggles to Der for moral support
* Der has conquered the regex, mostly
<Der> Though now I need to fix the fact that my dates are 0015-06-11
<Der> i fixed it
<Der> %Y is 4 digit %y is 2 digit
<Der> Wooo for guessing!
<Der> Morning bishy
* Der echos Sparkler
<Der> Could just throw the raw log file in dropbox or something
Line 64265: 06 12 15[12:25] <Zuthal> Or, for convenience, put all of the relevant ones in a folder, zip it and put that in dropbox
<Der> You probably do
<Der> Sparkler, makes a static html page from the raw file
* Der tar -xvf zuthal.tar.gz
<@Inky> Der: you need z
<Der> Inky, why did you make this site have nice colors, I feel I could only make it worse if I changed any :p
<@Inky> Der: sorry! :D
<Der> I think that requries being next to it to plug it in
<Der> somethingsomething middle of the day, work
Line 64335: 06 12 15[12:43] <@GyroTech> My priority tonight when I get home is to get my bedroom in order finally
Line 64339: 06 12 15[12:44] <Zuthal> Doesn't require anything being in order
* Der get-tiny-horse
<Der> ^
<Der> Time for other stuff maybe!
<Der> Unless you want to pay them
Line 64363: 06 12 15[12:46] <Zuthal> And GyroTech, I think that should be ample time to get things into workable order
<Der> Why is it so important Zuthal?
Line 64369: 06 12 15[12:47] <@GyroTech> Beleive me when I say I want everything to be in order quickly.
<Sparkler> Der: then it becomes work instead of a favor!
<Der> Sparkler: That is what I was implying!
<Der> Zuthal: Rather do it once right, then do it twice
<@GyroTech> As der has said
<Der> Also, temporary will become permanent
<Der> Why do you need these now Zuthal?
<Der> Stuff looking good can be nice
* Der looks at his work desk, uhhh
<Der> So many postit notes
<Der> Same effect tough
* Der ping pongs, favico get
<@Inky> Der: neat!
<bishy> Der: looks nice!
Line 64439: 06 12 15[13:14] <@GyroTech> Hey bishy, do you have a good bedroom eyes ref? I'm looking for: https://derpiboo.ru/792962 but side view
Line 64455: 06 12 15[13:18] <@Inky> I've seen way weirder ones
* Der doubts he can get a good bird plush
<Der> Gyro, link?
Line 64490: 06 12 15[13:29] <@GyroTech> https://derpibooru.org/910843
Line 64503: 06 12 15[13:34] <Der> Get all the plushes
Line 64528: 06 12 15[13:37] <Der> Plushes do get dirty by snuggles
* Der would beat Inky in a pretend plush fight any day!
Line 64538: 06 12 15[13:38] <Der> Mine all are on a shelf
<@GyroTech> Der: how many do you have?
Line 64543: 06 12 15[13:38] <Der> 2 or 3
Line 64553: 06 12 15[13:40] <Der> Yep
Line 64555: 06 12 15[13:40] <Der> Currently rewiring a rack right now
Line 64561: 06 12 15[13:41] <Der> Or two magnets per
Line 64562: 06 12 15[13:41] <Der> One on each side of the muzzle
Line 64572: 06 12 15[13:47] <Der> Just stack them bishy
* Sparkler takes Der with her tot he top
Line 64589: 06 12 15[14:00] <Der> Cables everywhere
* Der dies
<@Inky> Der: nuuu
Line 64810: 06 12 15[15:22] <Saphling> why didn't yo uconsider them in the first place, if they're better?
* bishy arranges a viking funeral for Der
Line 64822: 06 12 15[15:27] <@FeatherFreight> Apparently the front of a hoof can be considered a toe
<Der> Very stabable
Line 64834: 06 12 15[15:28] <@FeatherFreight> Seaward_Skies: I am fairly sure you've murdered me twice
Line 64838: 06 12 15[15:28] <@FeatherFreight> Saphling: I am fairly sure you've murdered me twice
* Zuthal murderises FeatherFreight
* Der bitse of Saphling's head, so they are missing it
* Der bites too
* Saphling struggles, knowing something unwanted is going on but can't tell what, due to being trapped in Der's mouth
<@FeatherFreight> Der is very small
Line 64923: 06 12 15[15:40] <Der> Maybe
* Stoic makes Der a macro for a day! :3
* bishy is first in line to snuggle big Der
* Der snuggles all the ponies, at once
<Der> buuuh, dns didnt come up with the domain controller
Line 64942: 06 12 15[15:46] <@GyroTech> thamaniya: they weigh less than an ounce, the ones I'm considering
Line 64951: 06 12 15[15:51] <Der> Wooo, walking around the building to make sure there is no one else heeeere
Line 64964: 06 12 15[16:04] <Der> Building armed, I can go home :D
* Zuthal arms Der
* Saphling legs Der
* @Dusk wings Der
Line 64968: 06 12 15[16:06] <Der> So helpful :D
* @GyroTech encourages Der to lay an egg in midflight and get it all over Saphling's face
Line 64979: 06 12 15[16:10] <bishy> it's not murder!
Line 64983: 06 12 15[16:11] <@GyroTech> Even if it was fertilized it's still closer to a termination than murder
Line 64984: 06 12 15[16:11] <Saphling> termination of life vs. murder
Line 64989: 06 12 15[16:19] <Der> Blame the accountant s
<Der> Also Der doesn't lay eggs :p
<Der> Also Der doesn't lay eggs :p
Line 64994: 06 12 15[16:25] <Der> How!
* @Inky holds Der in one hoof and a chicken egg in the other and ponders.
* @Inky holds Der in one hoof and a chicken egg in the other and ponders.
Line 64996: 06 12 15[16:28] <Der> ...
Line 65014: 06 12 15[16:40] <DarkhorseStarmane> I feel you, though, am also moderately tired.
Line 65023: 06 12 15[16:42] <Zuthal> Just making sure, your introduction left me wondering.
Line 65024: 06 12 15[16:42] <DarkhorseStarmane> Not much to say, though! Juuuust wandering about, searching for interesting places~
Line 65026: 06 12 15[16:42] <DarkhorseStarmane> Perhaps I even consider myself a rather skilled roleplayer.
Line 65037: 06 12 15[16:43] <Zuthal> Well, tell us about this character. Gender, race, picture (if one is available), personality, backstory et cetera.
Line 65056: 06 12 15[16:45] <@Inky> I wondered about that, heh
* Sparkler considers NMM to be Luna
Line 65075: 06 12 15[16:48] <Der> Hello new horse
Line 65084: 06 12 15[16:49] <Der> Silly noncanon stuff, you can do whatever you want~
* Der doesnt see an answer to what types of stuff newhorse likes!
Line 65092: 06 12 15[16:51] <Der> And to eat things
Line 65094: 06 12 15[16:51] <Der> Cause we are noisy
Line 65098: 06 12 15[16:52] <Der> You dont dont like anything?
Line 65101: 06 12 15[16:52] <Der> Or a definite yup~?
* Der jumps into DarkhorseStarmane's butt
Line 65109: 06 12 15[16:54] <Der> Yep, I could do a lot of things, but I prefer a few things, preferences are good to know!
Line 65114: 06 12 15[16:55] <Der> For oral, fatal/not fatal?
Line 65118: 06 12 15[16:56] <Der> Well... true, you get that one Inky
* Der agrees with the scenario bit
* Der horses out
<Stoic> Der, you can't horse! You can only catburd!
Line 65194: 06 12 15[17:07] <Der> Cause why not leave it broken!
Line 65204: 06 12 15[17:12] <Zuthal> can you maybe make it display the tags in the order you put them in?
Line 65211: 06 12 15[17:13] <@Inky> the database doesn't keep track of addition order <_<
* Der goes to horse dinner with his horse wife and his hippogriff kids
Line 65221: 06 12 15[17:14] <@FeatherFreight> Generally, SQL databases order rows in the order they are inserted
Line 65221: 06 12 15[17:14] <@FeatherFreight> Generally, SQL databases order rows in the order they are inserted
Line 65232: 06 12 15[17:17] <@FeatherFreight> insert 2 rows, one with A in the column and one with B. Could be X and Y or herp and derp
Line 65236: 06 12 15[17:17] <@FeatherFreight> Unless you order it yourself with an ORDER BY clause
Line 65236: 06 12 15[17:17] <@FeatherFreight> Unless you order it yourself with an ORDER BY clause
Line 65261: 06 12 15[17:22] <@FeatherFreight> thanks for the reminder
Line 65269: 06 12 15[17:31] <Sparkler> I was under the impression the bot framework was poor as well
* Sparkler kicks the email server under the bus
Line 65322: 06 12 15[18:00] <@FeatherFreight_> I can own penis.software for under $15
* @FeatherFreight_ orders Zuthal to make a zebra
* @FeatherFreight_ orders Zuthal to allow him to give him a blowjob
* Zuthal allows this, and reminds FeatherFreight_ that he is not his pet. Also asks FeatherFreight_ about that underscore-
* Der flops home
* Sparkler snoozes on Der
* Der sends Sparkler a WOL packet
* Der should go through and update his flist appearently
<@Inky> howdy Der
<Der> Heya Inky~
<Der> A wonderfull profile
<Der> A wonderfull profile
<Der> Yep
<Der> somethinseomthing https://www.f-list.net/c/der
<Der> somethinseomthing https://www.f-list.net/c/der
<@Inky> Der why haven't we done any cock vore yet
* Starburn friends Der
<Der> I dunno!
* Zuthal stuffs Inky into Der's cock
* Der explodes
* Der stuffs himself into Inky's cock
<Der> Very tight fit indeed
* Der opens notepad++ and does log things
* @Aldric scritches Der while he works
<Der> Welcomes backes
* Der wonders if Aldric would like to more then scritches
* Der wonders if Aldric would like to more then scritches
<Der> dns can be slow
* Der didn't notice that Aldric responded D:
<Der> You can put more then one SSL cert on one IP
<Der> Or a SSL cert with both domans listed
* @Aldric waves at Der
* Der waves back!
<Der> is vore sfw or nsfw... hmmm
Line 65576: 06 12 15[19:22] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/915508
Line 65577: 06 12 15[19:22] <+BurpyHooves> [ #915508 - artist:goat train, macro, oc, one eye closed, prone, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 65603: 06 12 15[20:11] <Starburn> hehe https://derpiboo.ru/915616
<Der> wooo
<Der> That is a lot of people
* Der sorries too!
Line 65724: 06 12 15[22:26] <CandyFloss> Ders are everywhere D:
<Der> Because why not!
<Der> Which one is it?
* Der is everywhere!
<Der> tasty
* Sparkler doesn't understand pride parades
Line 65743: 06 12 15[22:37] <Der> exercise, obviosuly
Line 65746: 06 12 15[22:38] <Der> where do you sign up to attend the budget meetings?
Line 65747: 06 12 15[22:39] <Der> And is the gay agenda a non profit so I can look at the tax returns?
Line 65749: 06 12 15[22:40] <Der> Mmmmm... I dont have that much gay...
* Bowstring powder bombs aldric
Line 65755: 06 12 15[22:41] <Der> Gotta keep it balanced Bowstring
Line 65760: 06 12 15[22:41] <Der> Possibly
Line 65784: 06 12 15[22:47] <Der> Are dragons bi then?
Line 65795: 06 12 15[22:49] <Der> There are a lot of dicks out there, and not the good type of dicks
* @Aldric nibbles on Der
* Der gets nomnomed by beak!
<Der> Bars are expensive anyway
* Bowstring kinda has that shit under his control, but he doesn't want to end up using a drug and up getting stuck on it because it helps him feel better
* Der catches GyroTech... with his body
* @GyroTech snuggles up under his new pile of feathers.
<Der> That some good antiacid
Line 66026: 06 13 15[00:42] <Bowstring> so I'm often kinda wondering wether or not it's something good bad, or i'm making it up in my head
Line 66041: 06 13 15[01:14] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/915606
Line 66042: 06 13 15[01:14] <+BurpyHooves> [ #915606 - 30 minute art challenge, :i, artist:lumineko, blushing, cute, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<@Aldric> https://ink.horse/rps/nsfw/aldric_der_cv/ :D
<Der> ~
* Der notes Aldric is good at coming up with names for these
<CandyFloss> okay, as much as cv kind of squicks me out, the thought of CandyFloss sucking on Der who is in Aldric's balls is actually really hot
<@Aldric> like, uh... teabagging, with Der still inside? >_>
<Der> Not sure that would be the proper thing
Line 66089: 06 13 15[02:14] <Bowstring> this devistating and glorious action is done by pressing the crouch button more than once, in order to look as if you are indeed pressing your man bits their face thus showing your supperioirty
<CandyFloss> with Der in the balls
<Der> Very fun~
* Der grumbles at logs being dumb
<Der> Bed~
<CandyFloss> Der!
<Der> CandyFloss!
<Der> Morning Skies!
<Der> And trying to figure out how to do regex voodo
< 15SkyBot > <Andrew McMillan> Hi, bishy and Der
<@Aldric> Der: use that site I linked
<Der> I am, just trying to figure out how to do it
* Bowstring takes a picute of the roasting via spit and puts it in his collection in the nasty hole place full of 80s stuff, pac man, and illegal fireworks he's gonna move over the border for some sick profit
<Der> Wooo! I fixered it, again
<@Aldric> Der: hooray!
<Der> gasp
<Der> Seeya Sloes
<Der> Skies
* Der appiled a simple ((?=\d{4})(\d\d)), know only if he knew why his logs somethimes had two random digits before each line
<Der> Why not RP a Dnd game where they RP some vore?
* Der notes that be means, role playing a character playing dnd, and the character in the dnd game roleplaying it too
<Der> Rude
<Der> And I thiiiink the log parse is working fully now!
Line 66219: 06 13 15[03:01] <Der> I guess for the junk lines it would be helpful,  and maybe if the 2 junk numbers happens with other installs other then mine
* Der should turn logging on his laptop on and check that
Line 66228: 06 13 15[03:06] <Der> Ctcp version still gets the client through znc? Neat
<@Aldric> Der: yeah I think znc forwards it
Line 66235: 06 13 15[03:07] <Der> Nights
Line 66329: 06 13 15[09:09] <thamaniya> I woke up because I dreamed there was a huge, poisonous spider crawling on my face about to bite me
Line 66354: 06 13 15[09:27] <@Aldric> I wonder where everyone went :B
Line 66360: 06 13 15[09:33] <Der> Morning horses
<+BurpyHooves> Der: Ahoy
<@Aldric> Howdy Der!
* Der falls back awake
Line 66524: 06 13 15[12:40] <@Dusk> GyroTech: Would you consider my offer?
Line 66552: 06 13 15[12:47] <@Dusk> And Feather once you get me the money for the monitor and PSU I'll consider selling the GPUs to you
Line 66599: 06 13 15[13:05] <@GyroTech> Either monoprice discontinued the monitor I ordered this week, or I did order those 2560x1440 but I'm pretty sure I didnt...
Line 66599: 06 13 15[13:05] <@GyroTech> Either monoprice discontinued the monitor I ordered this week, or I did order those 2560x1440 but I'm pretty sure I didnt...
Line 66604: 06 13 15[13:09] <@GyroTech> I wonder if they were out when I bought it too, and I'm gonna end up w/ those 2560x1600
Line 66614: 06 13 15[13:19] <@Dusk> The birthday party murdered me, and then that episode... Just yea
Line 66615: 06 13 15[13:19] <@GyroTech> I wonder if HD pony is out yet
* Der flops out of bed, finally
Line 66649: 06 13 15[14:31] <Der> How is horses and other assorted creatuers?
<@Aldric> hiya Der
* Zuthal flops Der on Inky
Line 66656: 06 13 15[14:34] <Der> Helllo
Line 66659: 06 13 15[14:41] <Der> Morning/Afternoon Dusk
Line 66678: 06 13 15[14:49] <Der> Wooo!
* @Inky scritches Der
* Der melts into the scritches
<Der> How often do you shave normally?
* Der shaves all of Inkyhorse's fur off
Line 66741: 06 13 15[15:27] <@Dusk> Starburn: go to derpi and you'll find eveningbreeze
Line 66747: 06 13 15[15:27] <Der> Why the wait?
* Der never used wosign, shrug
Line 66754: 06 13 15[15:29] <@FeatherFreight> Yes, I consider changeling FeatherFreight to be an actual OC
Line 66755: 06 13 15[15:29] <@GyroTech> Starburn: http://derpiboo.ru/tags/oc-colon-evening-breeze
Line 66756: 06 13 15[15:30] <+BurpyHooves> [ Homepage - Derpibooru - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ... ]
Line 66758: 06 13 15[15:30] <@GyroTech> https://derpiboo.ru/tags/oc-colon-evening+breeze
Line 66759: 06 13 15[15:30] <+BurpyHooves> [ oc:evening breeze - Tags - Derpibooru - My Little Pony: ... ]
Line 66767: 06 13 15[15:34] <Der> Why does people use wosign anyway?
<Sparkler> Der: free certs trusted by many OSes by default, 3 year signing, up to 100 SANs, and free revocation
Line 66776: 06 13 15[15:35] <Der> Neat
Line 66786: 06 13 15[15:37] <Der> CA
Line 66790: 06 13 15[15:38] <Der> Only matters if everyone trusts it
<Sparkler> Der: note, I think wosign has a thing that generates a private key on their page? I dind't look into it, but it is quite possible that that is insecure as fuck, but it might be client side javascript code which would be ok... but I would just use openssl anyways
Line 66794: 06 13 15[15:38] <Der> Snips or sails was
* @GyroTech wonders if he should poke unpeeled...
<Der> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120327014535/mlp/images/1/1e/Snips_and_Snails_bald_patches_S2E23.png
<@Inky> Der delivers
<Der> :D
Line 66815: 06 13 15[15:45] <Zuthal> I wonder... why does Cranky's bald spot have the same colour as his fur?
<Der> But what color is skin!?
* Der finds one picture to be different from the others
* Der hugs Inky, Tenno, Zuthal, ZeroItamae, and Der's tail
* Der hugs Inky, Tenno, Zuthal, ZeroItamae, and Der's tail
<Der> point oh five
<Der> You are evil Inky
Line 66852: 06 13 15[15:55] <Sparkler> wondering if you my wall of text last night
<Der> uhhh
<Der> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_and_short_scales
<Der> Theres your explaination
<Der> shrug
<Der> Just different ways of doing it
Line 66870: 06 13 15[16:00] <Tenno> I can see there has been plenty of new images of some of you guys up on Derpibooru while I was gone
<Der> No Inky it is 18 Billon dollars
* Der uses misleading words!
* @Inky rubs Der's belly with a toothbrush.
<Der> Oh~?
* Der nibbles on Inky's toothbrush
<Der> Oh wait, you dont bird, right Hollow?
* Der could throw money at HollowNote not bird, if that is what they want to do
* Zuthal gives up on getting motivated to food, orders late-night pizza.
<Der> Pizza is good
<Der> Hollow, is that something you would want to try?
<Der> What about printer GyroTech?
<HollowNote> I could do it if you want der
<Der> Because, you'd be paying 50$ per cart
<Der> Those ink heads arent cheap
<Der> GyroTech any photo printer will have sperate print heads and ink carts, only the cheapo crap printers combine them
<Der> Print heads are very neat things http://i.imgur.com/ooIuGGZ.jpg
<Zuthal> Der: Needs more scale
Line 66941: 06 13 15[16:25] <@Dusk> I wonder what flags I forgot
<Der> Zuthal: Scale http://i.imgur.com/WBhCb5I.jpg
<Zuthal> Der: I assume that is in inches?
<Der> Of coruse :p
<@GyroTech> Der...I just pulled out the ribbon cable I was supposed to in this dissasembly video...one of the prongs has somehow corroded through...
<Der> Who long was this printer sitting?
Line 66961: 06 13 15[16:37] <@GyroTech> Honestly if I had the receipt I think it would even still be under warrantee
<Der> Those pads on the flat flex caaan be fixed, they are such a pain in the ass though
<Der> Doing nothing, what work would you be doing?
<Der> neat stuffs
<Der> do et
* @Inky flops on a couch and sets Der on her belly.
<Der> In the options in the start of the log file I would suppose
* Der snuggles Inky's soft ponebelly
<Der> Heys bishy
<Der> How would tag inference work, assuming you are talking about more then character tags
* Der flops around
* @Inky oofs under Der
* @Inky oofs under Der
* Der distracts Inky from doing dev work
<Der> Tinybird is very rood
<Der> That was quick
<Der> Hello!
<Der> Or down your proverbial alley~?
<Der> Heya Skies
<Seaward_Skies> Hi, Der Tenno and Inky
Line 67113: 06 13 15[17:46] <Seaward_Skies> Glamour_Mirage... I wonder :p
Line 67114: 06 13 15[17:46] <Glamour_Mirage> You wonder?
Line 67116: 06 13 15[17:46] <@Inky> he wonders if they are a changeling, most likely
Line 67152: 06 13 15[17:55] <Zuthal> shoulders, too and stuff
* @GyroTech wonders if skies is in a breeze mood or is that just for show?
<@Inky> And Der!
Line 67224: 06 13 15[18:13] <Der> Whi?!
* Der was doing other work and sudden was pinghed!
<@GyroTech> Der was totally a joint initiation
* Der read scrollback, understands why mentioned now!
* Der read scrollback, understands why mentioned now!
* @Inky pat pats Der
* Der isnt a new pone though!
<Der> GyroTech "joint initiation" ?
<@GyroTech> Der Inky and I were arguing over who has been taking the new pones recently for the whol interegation bit
* Der has bad memory and forget the interegation, or just blocked it out
<Der> Or scars you for life!
Line 67259: 06 13 15[18:31] <ZeroItamae> I tend to forget its even considered that...or not, I dunno
<Der> Kinda ia cannibalism!
* Der eats Inky, not cannibalism though!
<Der> Skies, have you run memtest and such?
<Der> Why not? What error?
<Der> So, you went to the boot menu, selected 'flash drive' and it went straight to windwos? Do you have win 7 or 8?
<Der> ^
<Der> Hmm, I'd atleast try rerunning yumi and formating the flash drive
<Der> Huh
* Der checked and confirms that Gyro did help interegate
<Der> Burn a CD and try that?
<Der> Go to a store!
<EveningBreeze> It's twenty to one in the morning, Der
<Der> When you are out next
<Der> I don't know what stores you have around you, but here you can find a pack at CVS, Wallgreens, corner drugstore kinda places
<Der> Jaxler, order one online?
<Der> Jaxler, order one online?
<@Inky> Der: not the US, remember?
Line 67302: 06 13 15[18:45] <Der> Inky, was just giving examples of the type#
Line 67305: 06 13 15[18:45] <Der> Jaxler, search for one for your model?
* Inferno was kicked by GyroTech (Kindergarten is elsewhere! )
Line 67311: 06 13 15[18:48] <Der> Interesting default messasge!
* Der snuggles Inkyohrse
* @Inky snuggles Dercatbird
* Der huggles Inkybathoresvampire
<@Inky> that's racist, Der :v
<Der> He needs that ear Innnky
* @Inky gnaws on Der instead!
* Der is a tasty thing to be gnawed on!
<Der> His Tenno
<Tenno> Whose Tenno, Der?
<Der> Nah, you dont own Tenno!
<Der> Character info
<Der> New bot
<Der> Sparkbot is repeating things
<Der> Heh
<Der> Goot idea
Line 67446: 06 13 15[19:46] <@GyroTech> I love kiwis...which is a problem since I'm allergic. I guess I cant visit NZ if I ever head down under. I suppose that means Fallfeathers is stuck w/ me.
<Der> There are not bad ones!
<Der> Nights!
* Der boops horses and not horses, if they want to do anything, Inky included
<Der> And Tenno .help edit   and .help attributes
Line 67549: 06 13 15[20:18] <Sparkler> I just ordered 30$ of deserts from pizza hut, lol
<Der> Yum?
<Der> The grapevine of vore
* Der floops
<@Inky> hi Der
<Der> Hi Inky!
<Der> That would be fine with me
<Der> Never much went to Ekas myself
<Der> Appearently not the crapiest storeies possible!
<Der> Ouch?
* Der questions why he ?'ed
<Der> Did it come back, or remain dead?>
<Der> Fluids, make sure all the belts are intact, ect
<Der> They will likely do a free inspection or whatnot
<Der> Just to try to get you to spend money with them :p
Line 67635: 06 13 15[21:14] <@Dusk> but car's under warrantee and stuff
<Der> Replace the transmission though, that is a lot of recall work!
<Der> Heya Bowstring
<Der> Bowstring, is your nick registered with nickserv?
<Der> That'd be your issue
<Der> You dont have an email acoount?
<Der> Wooo
<Der> That is a fair bit of time Aldric :p
<Der> Ah, local sports, you know we won cause fireworks
<Der> Butt mark
<@FeatherFreight> @ Der
* Der kicks Fallfeathers in the hoof
* Fallfeathers kicks Der in the stomach
<Der> huh
<Der> Fallfeathers, judge me
<Der> Tell me why I am sick, I want details
<Der> Not talons? Racist
<Der> I SEE HOW IT IS
<Der> :pppppppppp
<Der> Fallfeathers, but how long have you know me?!
<Der> Heydy
* Der pokes Chevron right in the nose
* Der sqwuaks
* Bowstring puts der in a microwave to see what happens.
* Der dies a painful death, his skin puffs up as his body steams underneath
* Der dies a painful death, his skin puffs up as his body steams underneath
Line 67984: 06 13 15[22:59] <Der> Slightly implied
* Der shrugs
<Der> anywho
* Der birds at Dusk
<Der> Yo bishy
<Der> Heh
<Der> Inky is really all of us
<Der> Dont tell anyone
<Der> Were they a nerd?
<Der> Rain is dumb
* Der cries
<Der> You're a silly horse, bishy
<Der> Oh?
<Der> You know a lot of those people appearently :p
* Der shrugs, he doesnt know!
<Der> super unlikely?
Line 68046: 06 13 15[23:58] <Der> Welcome home Sparkler
Line 68047: 06 13 15[23:58] <Der> Also, MLPDS?
Line 68059: 06 14 15[00:00] <Der> Buy it Gyro
Line 68063: 06 14 15[00:01] <Der> Heya Stoic
Line 68065: 06 14 15[00:01] <Der> Cities is a nice game
* Stoic grabs and Der and gives love noms
* Der lovingly nibbles on Stoic's tounge
Line 68092: 06 14 15[00:17] <Der> Nini GyroTech
Line 68101: 06 14 15[00:19] <Der> Heya Hollow
Line 68102: 06 14 15[00:19] <Der> lewd
<thamaniya> Der: my thoughts exactly
* Der lets Inky know she may want to go to a doctor and get that wiggling bulge looked at
Line 68113: 06 14 15[00:23] <Der> Cool!
Line 68116: 06 14 15[00:25] <Der> Still bigger then tinybird! Not the worse thing ever!
Line 68123: 06 14 15[00:28] <Der> Night Chevron!
Line 68134: 06 14 15[00:32] <Der> Probably the most recent one
Line 68168: 06 14 15[00:37] <Der> I've always did n-ginx
Line 68173: 06 14 15[00:48] <Der> I guess no one uses it as that
Line 68180: 06 14 15[00:48] <Der> Nights Inky
Line 68181: 06 14 15[00:48] <Der> And bishy
* @Inky hugs all of those horses, and Der.
* Der hugs the batpony back!
<Sparkler> Der: yeah, I've never heard of anyone using it for that, but I guess it can do it if you need it to
Line 68194: 06 14 15[00:50] <Der> It does look pretty easy to setup
* @Inky pulls, uh.... Sparkler and Der and Starburn and ZeroItamae and HollowNote and Gwyndolin and Tenno into bed in an huge pony/griffon pile and snuggles all of them.
Line 68198: 06 14 15[00:52] <Der> An entire huge
Line 68203: 06 14 15[00:53] <Der> Night
Line 68213: 06 14 15[00:55] <Der> Your keyboard hates you, obivosuly
Line 68215: 06 14 15[00:57] <Der> maybe
Line 68219: 06 14 15[01:01] <Der> Nights tinihorse!
Line 68220: 06 14 15[01:01] <Der> And it is :(
* Tenno plops Sparkler in a Der nest
<@Inky> Hehe, a Der neat x3
<Der> A neat Der nest
<Der> A neat Der nest
<Der> Inky, are you really going to sleep, or just going to be laying in bed with a phone? :p
Line 68232: 06 14 15[01:11] <Der> Heh
Line 68233: 06 14 15[01:11] <Der> Hmm, how do normal griffins view nests...
Line 68236: 06 14 15[01:14] <Der> Hmm?
Line 68237: 06 14 15[01:14] <Der> Why ear covers
Line 68240: 06 14 15[01:16] <Der> Even I watched that one!
Line 68242: 06 14 15[01:17] <Der> Yep
* Der has a nice next made out of house hold objects!
Line 68245: 06 14 15[01:20] <Der> ...maybe
Line 68247: 06 14 15[01:21] <Der> ... :D
* @Inky stuffs Der into Aldric's cock
<Der> Don't think Aldric would like Der stuffing down nesting materials
<Der> Don't think Aldric would like Der stuffing down nesting materials
Line 68254: 06 14 15[01:22] <Der> Morning Zuthal
<@Inky> Der: ...no but I would :I
<Der> Also, obviously Der should have that next out in the open in Aldric's house, and tell anyone that comes over the he is just a pet bird that looks like a griffin :p
<Der> Also, obviously Der should have that next out in the open in Aldric's house, and tell anyone that comes over the he is just a pet bird that looks like a griffin :p
<@Inky> Der: "I'm not a griffon, I'm a pet bird! Um, squawk!"
* Der stuffs everything down Aldric's cock in that case!
Line 68265: 06 14 15[01:25] <Der> He'd totally play the part as a pet bird, just to confuse those ponies!
<@Aldric> Der: Polly want a cracker?
Line 68270: 06 14 15[01:26] <Der> Aldric: polly isn't may name, lumpy balls!
<@Aldric> Der: shh, go back to your room
* Der goes back to his nest, it is in the living room
Line 68278: 06 14 15[01:28] <Der> "I have no idea what I am doing anymore"
Line 68286: 06 14 15[01:31] <Der> What is sleep
<@Aldric> Der: a condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.
Line 68290: 06 14 15[01:33] <Der> Weird!
<@Aldric> Der: I know right?
Line 68294: 06 14 15[01:34] <Der> Sounds like a waste of time Aldric
<@Aldric> Der: yeah
* Der flops onto of Aldric and cuddles him until sleep
* @Aldric snuggles Zuthal and Inky at the same time. And also Der.
Line 68317: 06 14 15[01:44] <Der> Cutecute
Line 68323: 06 14 15[01:52] <Der> Nights Inkt
Line 68356: 06 14 15[03:51] <Zuthal> Well, so is Europe, the borders are the coasts in the north, south and west, and usually the Ural mountains in the east
Line 68363: 06 14 15[03:53] <Zuthal> Well, defining the borders of antarctica is easy.
Line 68384: 06 14 15[07:53] <Der> Horses morning
Line 68398: 06 14 15[09:26] <Der> Morning Inky
Line 68399: 06 14 15[09:26] <Der> Morning Stoic
<@Inky> Morning Der Stoic
* @Inky rescues Der and huggles him.
* Stoic since he can not have Der, he gives Inky's hears mouth based snuggles
* Der is happily anyone's chew toy or snuggle bear
Line 68436: 06 14 15[10:02] <Der> G sys duck alarm clock I am awake
* Der nibbles on Inky as brushies brush his brushable body
Line 68440: 06 14 15[10:11] <Der> And cute batpone :D
Line 68442: 06 14 15[10:15] <Der> You should
Line 68444: 06 14 15[10:16] <Der> I should get art of a viscous tiny catbird
* @Inky licks Der and covers him in viscous fluid
Line 68449: 06 14 15[10:19] <Der> Uhhh, close enough!
* @Inky paints Der with blood to make him edgier
* Der is so edgy he will cut you, and get more blood on himself
Line 68453: 06 14 15[10:24] <Der> Most of my art of silly catbird, is just of various poses of him, not sure what else I should get!
Line 68458: 06 14 15[10:31] <Der> Morning bishy!
* Der boops Inky's fangs
Line 68465: 06 14 15[10:45] <Der> Blushes~?
Line 68468: 06 14 15[11:01] <Der> Gasp, how not lewd!
Line 68470: 06 14 15[11:07] <Der> Breakfast
Line 68471: 06 14 15[11:08] <Der> What up with you?
Line 68478: 06 14 15[11:17] <Der> well then
Line 68491: 06 14 15[11:32] <Der> Morning Dusk
Line 68494: 06 14 15[11:34] <Der> Good!
Line 68498: 06 14 15[11:35] <Der> Oral may have an unfair advantage
Line 68513: 06 14 15[11:43] <HollowNote> That sounds wonderful
* HollowNote boops Der
Line 68550: 06 14 15[11:52] <HollowNote> Then you snuggle under them.
* Zuthal piles so many blankets and pillows on and around HollowNote that it is impossible to tell that there is a pony underneath
* Zuthal places himself underneath HollowNote, is also pillow
* Der offers himself as a snuggly plushie
* HollowNote pulls Der into squishy hugs
* @Dusk holds onto Der as a plushy snuggly griffon
Line 68585: 06 14 15[12:01] <@Dusk> https://derpibooru.org/748789?scope=scped2ce7f66ea553d63c43ed3dfe200b614ed9105f2
<Der> details!
<Der> Morning Sparklerpone
<Der> Woo!
<Der> Have fun and nom all the foods!
* Der tries to sell GyroTech hair dye, so he can hide that gray mane!
<Der> His tail is still there!
* Der boops GyroChangeling for cheating
<Der> Tasty blood!
Line 68782: 06 14 15[14:15] <@GyroTech> I wonder if changing as a changeling would heal wounds
<Der> Proably not
* Der thinks they are OP enough as it is :p
* Der nibbles on FeatherFreight
* @FeatherFreight feeds Der to GyroTech
Line 68807: 06 14 15[14:55] <Der> Magic, obviously
Line 68816: 06 14 15[15:00] <Der>  I don't know your cell!
Line 68825: 06 14 15[15:01] <Der> Inky, what about their blood tasting good?
<@Inky> Der: what about that?
* Seaward_Skies flails underneath Zuthal's prodigious butt!
Line 68834: 06 14 15[15:04] <Der> The question of if their blood is tasty or if it tastes eeeeevil!
* @Dusk slurps up skies from under the but
<Der> Bishy, sleep more!
Line 68881: 06 14 15[15:30] <@GyroTech> Hmm I wonder...
Line 68882: 06 14 15[15:30] <Seaward_Skies> You wonder what?
* Der gets revenge for Dusk and boops Stoic
* Stoic simply nams Der
Line 68936: 06 14 15[15:44] <Zuthal> Seaward_Skies, different approach: Why should it NOT be just illusion magic? Which considerations say that it should be transformatiob magic?
<Der> If it is transformation, how complete is the transformation?
<Der> What about sleeping?
<Der> magic is werid
* Der is probably not a changeling, but mysterious background~
* Der jumps over Inky
* Der was really a pony wearing a dead bird's skin
<@Inky> Der: that's dark
Line 69015: 06 14 15[16:27] <@Inky> ....Derk
Line 69017: 06 14 15[16:27] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/917085
Line 69018: 06 14 15[16:28] <+BurpyHooves> [ #917085 - ahegao, antennae, anus, artist:slimedrippy, ass, blushing, both cutie ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> Inky: What, skinning a bird, or being insane enough to wear it?
<@Inky> Der: yes
<Der> ^
<Der> It would be very rude to eat them
Line 69032: 06 14 15[16:31] <Sparkler> and you know, murder
<Der> That too
<Der> Murder is very not nice!
<Der> Murder is very not nice!
Line 69038: 06 14 15[16:34] <Sparkler> in a language you can understand
* Der is going to have to watch his back around Inky...
* @Inky stalks Der in the darkness
< 15SkyBot > <ZeroItamae> Der: Sounds twisted, like someone crazy tried to make chicken gallantine, and used the skin for something else, gross
<Der> [yelling]
Line 69062: 06 14 15[16:42] <Zuthal> https://derpiboo.ru/712480
Line 69088: 06 14 15[16:47] <@Dusk> go to #derpibooru
Line 69099: 06 14 15[17:11] <Der> Heys Bizarro
* @Dusk wiggles at Zuthal, wondering how bored he might be
<Der> tastu!
* Der resists calling Gyro a nerd
Line 69161: 06 14 15[17:46] <@Inky> Nder
Line 69189: 06 14 15[18:19] <Der> army of the tinies!
Line 69196: 06 14 15[18:28] <Der> !eat BurpyHooves
<bishy> !unbirth Der
Line 69206: 06 14 15[18:33] <Der> yum?
<Der> Sparkler has an aptitude for references
<Der> !cockvore
* +BurpyHooves pushes Der down his shaft, turns them to cum, then shoots them out.
<Der> slightly lewd
Line 69222: 06 14 15[18:45] <Seaward_Skies> Hmm, I wonder...
<Der> BurpyHooves is smart
* Der swallows BurpyHooves, nomming the bot!
* +BurpyHooves struggles to get free from Der's stomach with all his might.
<Der> Bots are tasty but impossible to digest, too much code!
<Der> Nights Skies!
* Zuthal flops into bed and snuggles Dusk, bishy, Der, Sparkler, Tenno_ and Inky
<Der> Night Zuthal!
* Der waves to the Tihan!
<Der> soooooooooooup?
* Der gives Bizarro a newpony sticker!
* Der is the resident tinycatbird!
<Der> Zuthal is bad at sleep
Line 69337: 06 14 15[19:36] <Tihan> so she must havevsomebubderstanding.
Line 69361: 06 14 15[19:39] < 15SkyBot > <ZeroItamae> Alchemy is literally about a skillful eye for detail and understanding the given forumula, magic shouldnt have much direct effect on skill level outside being able to enchant ingredients
<Der> Seeya
* Der flops on a horse
* Der boop boops cookhorse
<@Inky> what's up with you two, Der and ZeroItamae?
<Der> Packing up prints, otherwise being a boringbird!
* @Inky scrunches under Dusk's hoof.
<@Inky> hey, more than I can say Der
<Der> Eh, shrug, What's up with you Inky?
Line 69406: 06 14 15[20:03] < 15SkyBot > <ZeroItamae> Wandering around the hotel burns time fast, this works
Line 69412: 06 14 15[20:06] <Der> Bags Of ponies
<Der> :K
* Der attacks Inky with beak nibbles, he wanted that Zero!
* @Inky grabs Der and stuffs him inside too.
<Der> Wooo!
<Der> Hrya!
* Der boops the griffon
<Der> Welcome back Zero!
* Der hugs Gwyn's beak
<Der> I'm sure that info can be recovered!
<Der> ~~~
<bishy> Der?
* Der ~'s bishy
* @Inky fills Der with ~
* Der gets an eye poked out
* Der tildes Inky's fangs
* @Inky tilde Der's body
<Der> Bowstring, what things are you in the mood for?
* Der shrugs, he asked you first!
<Bowstring> anyways, der, any of that sound alright to ya?
<Der> .hoof Der taste
<Der> .hoof Der taste
* bishy coats Der in chocolate, delicious!
<Der> Yum~
<@Inky> Der tastes like banana?
<@Inky> .hoof Der
Line 69552: 06 14 15[21:19] <Der> So says Sparkbot, so it must be true!
Line 69557: 06 14 15[21:20] <Starburn> derp
<Der> No you arent
* bishy snuggles Der and ruffles his little feathers
* Der snuggles bishy back and nibbles on her fur!
* Der dumps buckets of saliva on Starburn
* Der is rude
Line 69587: 06 14 15[22:21] <@Inky> Chilling with some friends and procrastinating on ordering groceries
Line 69596: 06 14 15[22:45] <@GyroTech> The reason why implied species and gender tags arnt a thing is presently there isn't a way to remove implications
Line 69610: 06 14 15[23:04] <@FeatherFreight> NABCO is the manufacturer of Gyro Tech automated entrance systems including automatic sliding, swinging and folding doors, fire rated automatic swing operators, non-impact & hurricane rated high impact automatic doors and low energy ADA swing operators for accommodating the elderly & handicapped.
Line 69618: 06 14 15[23:19] <@GyroTech> First relevant result is 33 derpiboo.ru
* @GyroTech wonders who ripple_shine is
<Der> It isnt that late!
Line 69690: 06 15 15[00:10] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/917403
Line 69691: 06 15 15[00:10] <+BurpyHooves> [ #917403 - applejack, artist:sugahbite, artist:variant, big macintosh, braeburn, colored, derpibooru ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 69691: 06 15 15[00:10] <+BurpyHooves> [ #917403 - applejack, artist:sugahbite, artist:variant, big macintosh, braeburn, colored, derpibooru ... ] - derpiboo.ru
Line 69734: 06 15 15[00:41] <Chevron> I've heard as both shev-RON, with a rounder sound in the second syllable, and as just the flatter, but probably less awkward shev-ruhn.
<Der> Newhorse
<Der> Hery~
* Der yawns at FeatherFreight
* @FeatherFreight sticks the very tip of his hoof into Der's beak
* Der bites it
<Der> :(
* Sparkler jumps on Der and rides them around
<Der> Yum!
<Der> The egg was dry to start with
* Nightshade hugs a der.
* Der hugs a Nightshade back!
<Der> Nights Zero
<Der> Nights
* Der flops into a soft featherbed, times for sleeps for him
<Der> Yepyep
* Der snuggles and purrs, best feathercat
Line 69844: 06 15 15[02:29] <Der> Yep, I'm going to bed
* +BurpyHooves marks 'Der says they're going to bed, but doesn't actually go to bed' on their #vore bingo board.
* Der boops Burpyhooves from his bed
* +BurpyHooves opens his mouth and nibbles on Der's hoof.
Line 69851: 06 15 15[02:32] <Der> Silly CandyFloss is silly
<CandyFloss> and silly Der is sillier
Line 69855: 06 15 15[02:34] <Der> I am!?
* Der demands proof
* @Aldric wraps Der in silk
* Der adds the silk to his nest
Line 69867: 06 15 15[02:40] <Der> Tight at night
Line 69869: 06 15 15[02:41] <Der> Nights Sparkler
* @Aldric|Formel nibbles CandyFloss and wonders if they're bi
Line 70003: 06 15 15[06:58] <Zuthal> As in, tin of coffee powder that you make coffee out of?
<Der> Morning horses
<+BurpyHooves> Hi Der
<@Dusk> heya der
<@GyroTech> Heyo Der!
Line 70011: 06 15 15[07:09] <CandyFloss> morning Derrrr
* Zuthal wonders if he is the only one here without any allergies he knows of
* Der gets cat fur everywhere
* CandyFloss sneezes, Der sheds too much!
<Der> Why do you think that?
<Der> Public water is pretty well treated
<Der> Or Florida
* Der just likes to comlain about flordia
<Der> Heya Chevron
<Der> A very big body of fresh water
<Der> Morning Stoic
<Der> buh, sonicwalls are dumbfirewalls
* Stoic flops on the Der and applies snuggles
* Der snuggles the Stoic pony back!
* Der invites Serilde over to the pony snuggles!
<Der> Zuthal, come beat up this firewall
<Der> Welcome backs
<Der> Woo!
* Zuthal lazes under Dusk
* @FeatherFreight lazes on top of Der
<Der> Lots o moneys
Line 70255: 06 15 15[10:51] <Zuthal> okay, so it seems we're looking at on the order of 1k euros round-trip
<Der> Bout what I expected
Line 70258: 06 15 15[10:52] <Zuthal> and on the order of 14 hours flight time
Line 70268: 06 15 15[10:54] <@Dusk> I'll respect their wishes while I'm under their roof but I won't like it.
<Der> A bag of gummy dicks?
<Zuthal> yes Der
Line 70279: 06 15 15[10:57] <@FeatherFreight> You know those little candies that appear to be made my compacting a powder down into a shape?
* Zuthal gives Der a life-sized gummy horse dick
* Der nomnoms the massive, sugary horse cock
<Der> Morning Sparkler hores
* @Aldric|Formel snuggles bishy tightly underneath Zuthal
<Der> Many butts, also morning Aldric
Line 70458: 06 15 15[11:34] <Der> Cool
<@Aldric|Formel> Morning Der
* HollowNote hugs the griffin back wondering why she's a she now
Line 70463: 06 15 15[11:35] <Der> Magic
Line 70466: 06 15 15[11:35] <HollowNote> I'm wondering why
* Der boops the silly Formel!
Line 70476: 06 15 15[11:38] <Der> Totally your fault
Line 70480: 06 15 15[11:39] <Der> :>
Line 70502: 06 15 15[11:44] <Der> Slight mistakes
* Der is now known as Der|Bird
* Der is now known as Der|Bird
* Der|Bird chrips
<Der|Bird> Or you could just PM them :p
* Der|Bird bites the VvvvvvVVvvvv chain
<Der|Bird> Welcome
Line 70609: 06 15 15[12:40] <Der|Bird>  Get foood
* Der|Bird nibbles on a Candyhorse
Line 70621: 06 15 15[12:56] <@Inky> under horse blanket
Line 70622: 06 15 15[12:56] <Der|Bird> That is dangerous Inky
<@Inky> Der|Bird: oh no, is it? D:
<@Inky> Der|Bird: my motivation ran away, I think it might be under the bed, can you help find it
<@Inky> Der|Bird: my motivation ran away, I think it might be under the bed, can you help find it
Line 70632: 06 15 15[13:00] <Der|Bird> Yes Inky, bed may lead to naps
Line 70633: 06 15 15[13:00] <Der|Bird> Very dangerous stuff
* Der|Bird digs through the dust under Inky's bed for motivation
* Der|Bird digs through the dust under Inky's bed for motivation
Line 70648: 06 15 15[13:03] <@Serilde|Bat|Stallion> Well, the way it works is when the bot sees you for the first time, it grabs your hostmask and nick and generates an 'identity'. If you /nick or you join with that hostmask using a different nick it pairs that nick with identity. If you join with a claimed nick under a different hostmask, it claims that hostmask for that idenitty. nicks and hostmasks cant be shared between identities, and it sunsets a nick or a hostmask after 30
* Der|Bird waggles at CandyFloss
<@Inky> Der|Bird: she would do lewd things with him!
* @Inky gives Der oral.
* Der|Bird is now known as Der|Big
* Der|Bird is now known as Der|Big
* Der|Big does lewd things to CandyFloss
<@Inky|Stallion> Big Der? :ooo
* @Inky|Stallion tries to lewd CandyFloss|Horse from the other end while she makes out with Der|Big
Line 70707: 06 15 15[13:21] <Der|Big> Close enough
Line 70716: 06 15 15[13:24] <Der|Big> Morning
Line 70730: 06 15 15[13:34] <Der|Big> Very silly
Line 70740: 06 15 15[13:44] <Der|Big> I'm pretty sure there is a switch hiding in this drop ceiling...
* Der|Big floops
* @FeatherFreight wiggles his way under Dusk
* @Dusk wonders what she should do
* Der|Big flops in his nest
<Nightshade|Nope> Heya der.
* Der|Big is now known as Der
* Der|Big is now known as Der
Line 70945: 06 15 15[16:14] <Der> horse.dicks
Line 70950: 06 15 15[16:16] <Der> Inky lives!
Line 70954: 06 15 15[16:20] <Der> The internet happened
Line 70957: 06 15 15[16:21] <Der> Well it is skype
Line 70960: 06 15 15[16:22] <Der> Huh, do you have convo's with 10,000 unread messages?
Line 70962: 06 15 15[16:23] <Der> What version of skype?
Line 70968: 06 15 15[16:24] <Der> It is obviosuly evil
Line 70971: 06 15 15[16:25] <Der> I'd just uninstall and reinstall it
Line 70976: 06 15 15[16:25] <Der> Nights
Line 70986: 06 15 15[16:27] <Der> You should unupdated it
Line 70988: 06 15 15[16:28] <Der> You can!
* Der thinks that 6.14 is a good vintage
Line 70995: 06 15 15[16:29] <Der> Just reinstall, sure it will fix it
Line 70998: 06 15 15[16:30] <Der> Eh, I'm used to the 6ish version
Line 71003: 06 15 15[16:31] <Der> rip
Line 71009: 06 15 15[16:31] <Der> Heya Night
Line 71016: 06 15 15[16:32] <Der> Not hard!
Line 71021: 06 15 15[16:34] <Der> yep!
Line 71027: 06 15 15[16:37] <Sparkler> email address, password reminders, salts, and password hashes
Line 71028: 06 15 15[16:38] <Der> hah
Line 71033: 06 15 15[16:41] <Der> Interesting that I havent got an email from them!
<Sparkler> Der: they said they were going to email shortly
Line 71050: 06 15 15[16:44] <Der> wooo!
* @Dusk snuggles up under Nightshade and sighs softly
Line 71065: 06 15 15[16:57] <Der> ha
<@Inky> Der: I can dream!
* Der still wishes imo could use skype
Line 71076: 06 15 15[16:58] <Der> It is less bad
Line 71078: 06 15 15[16:58] <Der> Still, imo was such a better client
* @Inky nuzzles Der
<@Inky> Der: despite your claims about not being good at commissions you have way more than me!
Line 71087: 06 15 15[16:59] <Der> How do you know Inky!
<@Inky> you linked a folder of all your Der pictures!
<@Inky> you linked a folder of all your Der pictures!
Line 71091: 06 15 15[17:00] <Der> But still, all of those were just 'draw my bird'
Line 71095: 06 15 15[17:00] <Der> I never said I was bad a paying for comissions! :p
Line 71100: 06 15 15[17:02] <Der> do et, sparkler!
Line 71120: 06 15 15[17:07] <Der> ^
Line 71144: 06 15 15[17:09] <Der> You should complain though
<Der> I comission artists cause I like throwing money at them
<@Inky> Der: train me
<Der> Now Inky, first you need to disregard any financial responsibility you have and then when the artist says pay X, always pay more then X
* Der excapes into Inky
* @Inky plays host to Der
<Der> Oh~?
<Der> Smash your face into the words until you like it!
<Der> Change the writer's name!
Line 71259: 06 15 15[17:25] <HollowNote> woo changed gender on my da :3
Line 71262: 06 15 15[17:26] <Sparkler> da has a gender field?
<Der> It does
Line 71270: 06 15 15[17:27] <HollowNote> bishy is best gender
Line 71294: 06 15 15[17:45] <Der> ?
Line 71299: 06 15 15[17:45] <Der> Your computer man...
Line 71304: 06 15 15[17:46] <Der> Kill flash
Line 71312: 06 15 15[17:47] <Der> Hey Chevy
* Der flops on a random Stoic
Line 71342: 06 15 15[18:05] <Der> See ya
Line 71343: 06 15 15[18:06] <Der> Buh want to nap but waste of time
* bishy naps on Der, wastes both of their time
Line 71405: 06 15 15[18:56] <Der> Much time wastes
* Der nibbles on bishy
Line 71421: 06 15 15[19:01] <Der> Tired
* Der snuggles the Inkyhorse
* @Inky snuggles Der too!
<Der> Sleeeeep, you horse
* Der pulls Zuthal's eye lids closed
* Der applies beak to Inky nose
<Der> bishy, how are you even still awake?
<Der> What types of gammen
<bishy> Der: I napped a bit \o/
* Der gently bugs Inky if they want to continue dumb bird things, and harasses about canon!
<@Inky> Der: sure!
<Der> :D
<Der> it works!
<Sparkler> Der: s/s/s... not/
<Der> Mine arent either
<Der> The started causing the machine to hang at post
<Der> Nights
<Der> Heh, I can tell whenever [sports team] scores due to hearing fireworks :p
<bishy> Der: I hear yelling all around me
<Der> Hehe
Line 71694: 06 15 15[21:43] <@Ruzeth> https://derpiboo.ru/758849
<Der> Damn, internet tv is bad for sports
<Der> If the fireworks are to be believed, the stream delay is 17 seconds :p
<Der> Afternooon
<Der> Nights Dusk
<Der> Hey
* Sparkler noms on fried Der
* Der is tasty
* Der gives Bizarro a pillow!
Line 71798: 06 15 15[23:40] <@Aldric> I wonder if Starburn is around
<Der> Nights!
Line 71923: 06 16 15[00:03] <Der> There is no glow though
<Sparkler> Der: they mean the magic horn glow
Line 71927: 06 16 15[00:04] <Der> Sparkler: Which is a visual effect that most ponies dont react to in the show!
<@Inky> or because it's not real, as Der is implying
Line 71931: 06 16 15[00:05] <Der> Nope, there have been times when that glow would have been suspisous
Line 71933: 06 16 15[00:05] <Der> See Twilight messing with Fluttershy being a model
<Zuthal> Der: That could be explained in a number of ways... low-power suggestion/illusion spell to make them not notice it/hide it, the glow being hidden under the lighting used
<Zuthal> Der: That could be explained in a number of ways... low-power suggestion/illusion spell to make them not notice it/hide it, the glow being hidden under the lighting used
Line 71936: 06 16 15[00:07] <Zuthal> It might also for low-power spells be dim enough to be hard to see under direct sunlight/stage lighting
Line 71949: 06 16 15[00:09] <Zuthal> Well, not having LoS still makes it harder
Line 71954: 06 16 15[00:10] <Der> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130812202842/mlp/images/4/41/Upside_down_Fluttershy_S1E20.png
Line 71962: 06 16 15[00:12] <Der> Twilight would probably just have more power, I wouldnt think it is more efficient
Line 71964: 06 16 15[00:13] <Der> She was less OP in that season though!
<Zuthal> Der: Those two are linked. A unicorn can channel a certain maximum power, dictated by talent and training
Line 71972: 06 16 15[00:15] <Zuthal> so we have to consider her
Line 71980: 06 16 15[00:17] <Zuthal> thus, it has rules, that can be discovered, understood and applied for fun and profit
* Der points out that ChanglingCadance has green magic, but real Cadance had blue
<Zuthal> Well, yes, Der.
Line 71997: 06 16 15[00:19] <Der> Think someone would!
Line 72001: 06 16 15[00:19] <Zuthal> Since most of the scenes were under sunlight
Line 72007: 06 16 15[00:20] <Zuthal> it does, however, mean that in order to be able to cast POWERFUL spells, you also have to be an EFFICIENT caster
Line 72008: 06 16 15[00:20] <Der> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120424080334/mlp/images/2/2b/Princess_Cadance_checking_on_the_catering_S02E25.png
Line 72010: 06 16 15[00:21] <Der> Does magic have waste heat?
Line 72015: 06 16 15[00:21] <Der> Does magic have friction?
Line 72035: 06 16 15[00:22] <Zuthal> just like you feel hot when laying under a bright light
Line 72048: 06 16 15[00:24] <Der> other then the times Twilight shows lasers out of her head
Line 72051: 06 16 15[00:24] <Der> See Boast busters when she lifts the Ursa Minor
Line 72066: 06 16 15[00:26] <Der> Even then, a soft glow wouldn't do much
Line 72071: 06 16 15[00:27] <Der> Magic is weird
Line 72073: 06 16 15[00:27] <Der> Big and alot
Line 72080: 06 16 15[00:27] <Der> She moved that thing quite the distance
<Zuthal> And Der, moving something perpendicular to the gravity field at constant velocity does not do any work
Line 72088: 06 16 15[00:28] <Der> There should be a crater around Twilight then
<Zuthal> No, Der, it is routed through the planet's center of mass
Line 72091: 06 16 15[00:29] <Der> Holding it against gravity? Requires something
Line 72096: 06 16 15[00:30] <Der> Very op
Line 72099: 06 16 15[00:30] <Der> Also known as a metric shit tone
Line 72105: 06 16 15[00:31] <Der> 6ep
Line 72113: 06 16 15[00:33] <Der> Grow mustaches
Line 72118: 06 16 15[00:34] <Der> Or eating
* Der asks Zuthal how much energy Twilight used for that and how much heat that would make at 99% effectancy
Line 72123: 06 16 15[00:40] <Der> And that is just lifting?
Line 72128: 06 16 15[00:42] <Der> So ponies need lot of efficacy to not burn up!
* Der boops Stoic
Line 72142: 06 16 15[00:46] <Der> Dont forget you just pulled 61kw of power out of your ass
Line 72144: 06 16 15[00:47] <Der> Hoooow?
Line 72146: 06 16 15[00:49] <Der> maaagic
* ZeroItamae sprawls out on the floor under Zuthals weight.
Line 72162: 06 16 15[00:56] <Der> kftguntl kmtruly
<Sparkler> all of us, except maybe Der, were wrong
Line 72169: 06 16 15[00:57] <Der> I got good at these!
* Der probably ment to hit 'h'h
Line 72175: 06 16 15[00:59] <Der> thrhtCn rchututu
Line 72178: 06 16 15[00:59] <Der> Cause sparkler is untrustworthy
Line 72182: 06 16 15[01:00] <Der> Most of them are just words or street addresses from books or maps
Line 72185: 06 16 15[01:00] <Zuthal> I think that would be safer... image recognition is much harder than even so scrambled text recognition,r ight?
Line 72186: 06 16 15[01:00] <Der> Cause tor?
Line 72190: 06 16 15[01:01] <Der> Your exit node is doing wierd things that google doesnt like?
Line 72200: 06 16 15[01:04] <Der> Non-tor it is a normal recapcha, just a word or address
Line 72201: 06 16 15[01:04] <Der> Zuthal: Better trust no one until you know they can be trusted!
Line 72204: 06 16 15[01:05] <Der> Zuthal, what is your address, I want to ship you things
Line 72207: 06 16 15[01:05] <Der> Only the third time?
Line 72209: 06 16 15[01:05] <Der> Things~
* Nightshade nuzzles a Der.
Line 72213: 06 16 15[01:06] <Der> Of coures not!
* Der boops a Nightshade nose!
Line 72221: 06 16 15[01:06] <Der> Seeya Tenno!
Line 72226: 06 16 15[01:24] <Der> What about tail?
Line 72230: 06 16 15[01:30] <Der> Wings
<Der> Everything is good for snuggles
* Der snuggles Sparkler
* Sparkler rolls around with Der
* Der cuddly rolls!
Line 72299: 06 16 15[07:05] <@Ruzeth> I too am a fan of the glow, and I think that it's just harder to see in bright light.
Line 72317: 06 16 15[07:36] < 15SkyBot > <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> but if he will use lies anf slander, so will I
Line 72446: 06 16 15[08:10] <Der> Morning horse
Line 72449: 06 16 15[08:11] <@Inky> not considering that you could be wrong is an excellent feature for an aspiring rationalist to have
Line 72491: 06 16 15[08:23] <@Inky> Intentionally leaving out relevant information that would affect their understanding?
Line 72495: 06 16 15[08:24] <@Inky> But if you care about their understanding, it is a lie
<@Inky> Morning Stoic, ZeroItamae and Der!
Line 72499: 06 16 15[08:26] < 15SkyBot > <Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke> well, here, I care tjat their understanding/interpretation is what benefits me
Line 72503: 06 16 15[08:27] < 15SkyBot > * Yannick 'Zuthal' Benecke flops under ZeroItamae
* Der nibbles on horse as he refuses to wake up
* @Inky nibbles on Der
* Der wakes up quickly from Inky nibbles!
* @Inky carries Der away for breakfast
* Der hopes he makes for a tasty breakfast ;D
<@Inky> Der: she's making them breakfast, silly! What kind of sick place do you think this is?
Line 72526: 06 16 15[08:41] <Der> Hehe
Line 72527: 06 16 15[08:41] <Der> But he knows that Inky is nicehorse!
* Der will forever continue to joke about bad things and Derbird
* Der will forever continue to joke about bad things and Derbird
* @Inky pets the Derbird and feeds him a cracker.
Line 72530: 06 16 15[08:45] <Der> Nomnoms
Line 72532: 06 16 15[08:49] <Der> Why not!
* Der is extra easy to smuggle!
* @Inky smuggles Der in her secret compartment
* Der annoys Inky, keeping her awake
* @Inky squashes Der with a hoof.
Line 72556: 06 16 15[09:03] <ZeroItamae> Endra and I would maybe smuggle ponies across the border, I dunno
<Der> Heya thamaniya
<thamaniya> Der! Hi!
* Der is tasty squash
* @Inky curls up with ZeroItamae under a horse blanket and snoozes
<Der> Morning
Line 72615: 06 16 15[10:20] <Der> Byes!
Line 72622: 06 16 15[10:31] <Der> So many bat naps!
Line 72631: 06 16 15[10:47] <Der> Heya Ruzeth
Line 72633: 06 16 15[10:57] <Der> Birds
Line 72642: 06 16 15[11:05] <Der> mothpones!
Line 72650: 06 16 15[11:10] <Der> Morning sparks
Line 72682: 06 16 15[11:25] <Der> Has Sparkler ever killed anyone?
Line 72702: 06 16 15[11:38] <Sparkler> eh, not quite I guess, "emit clicks" wonder what those are
Line 72708: 06 16 15[11:41] <Der> Damn that'd hot
Line 72721: 06 16 15[11:46] <Zuthal> Inky: That is a derp burd
Line 72725: 06 16 15[11:47] <Zuthal> I think it would look derpy even with no filter
Line 72729: 06 16 15[11:49] <Der> Cute birds
Line 72745: 06 16 15[11:56] <Der> They care! Griffins just don't show it well!
* Der is nice!
Line 72750: 06 16 15[11:59] <Der> Pft, nice bird
Line 72762: 06 16 15[12:02] <Der> O.o
Line 72766: 06 16 15[12:03] <Der> Is this gonna be like that one game where Grimma kills everyone until senpai notices her?
Line 72767: 06 16 15[12:03] <@Grimma-kun> Grimma is so yandere
* Der points and laughs at weeb griff
* HollowNote eats Der
* bishy comforts Grimma-chan, those other birds just don't understand
* Der thanks HollowNote,  eaten is better the making cables
Line 72792: 06 16 15[12:13] <Der> Yes
* bishy has to settle for hugging Der insted
* Der snuggles bishy, leaving Grimma out in cold lonelyness
* @Grimma-chan glares at Der. How dare he get between her and her senpai!
<Der> Nah, just der
<Der> Nah, just der
Line 72800: 06 16 15[12:19] <Der> If everyone even looks at sempia
Line 72807: 06 16 15[12:32] <Der> Diamond dog?
* Der forces Grimma to watch pound puppies
Line 72831: 06 16 15[12:56] <Der> Morning Dusk
Line 72835: 06 16 15[12:58] <bishy> tsundere
Line 72836: 06 16 15[12:59] <@Grimma-chan> yandere
Line 72839: 06 16 15[13:01] <Der> Things!
Line 72840: 06 16 15[13:01] <Der> Do them
Line 72860: 06 16 15[13:07] <Der> Afternoon skiespony
<Der> Either way, complex and very annoying now to deal with!@
<Der> Tax crap?
Line 72926: 06 16 15[13:46] <@Ruzeth> Grimma-chan: is a tax evader!
<Der> Ah
<Der> Yea, doing stuff in more then one state sucks
<@Grimma-chan> Der: tell me about it
* Der tells Grimma-chan about being a 1099 contractor and 'self employeed' instead!
<Der> Taxes arent that hard, most of the time!
<Der> Dont have your tax forms from them?
Line 72944: 06 16 15[14:07] <Der> " an. Your elective contributions may also be limited based on the terms of your 401(k) plan and are reported as an information item on line 12 of your Form W-2"
<Der> wow
* Der boops Stoic's face
* Der nibbles Stoic's noms
<Der> Gasp, you cant just go around calling people witches!
<Der> Printing
<@Grimma-chan> Der: printing what? :o
<Der> What's up with rude Grimma?
<Der> Grimma-chan: Arts! For an order I got last week, paper that just arrived today and needs to be shipped back out today!
<Der> Grimma-chan: Arts! For an order I got last week, paper that just arrived today and needs to be shipped back out today!
<Der> I don't know what you mean, it never happens to me, SparkBot
* Stoic slaps a tag on Der that says "Hell, my name is Silly Witch" :p
* Der cures Stoic
* SparkBot baps Der
<Der> Hehe
* Der scritches Grimma-chan
* @Ruzeth points out that Der is a formel and thus cant be a witch!
<Der> huh?
<Der> Something like that!
<Der> AC still broke?
<Der> DNS probably
<Der> Fun
* Der bites at Grimma!
* @Grimma-chan chomps Der!
* Der ouches
* @Grimma-chan will not be tamed! Except by her most wonderful senpai!
Line 73021: 06 16 15[15:35] <bishy> oh most wonderful senpai~
<@Ruzeth> Der ya, it's still broke
<Der> Suprising it is taking this long to fix it! Unless the upper management isnt in that side of the building
<Der> bishy needs to get thier sleep together
<Der> Yes
Line 73034: 06 16 15[15:43] <bishy> thankys Derbird
* Der will sneak into bishy's house and plant signs saying "GO TO SLEEP"
<Der> That is rude though
<Der> huh
<Der> Good job!
Line 73065: 06 16 15[16:01] <@Grimma-chan> Gyro-Senpai: this was a mistake, Grimma-chan is the most yandere griffon
<Der> Slightly
* Der maybe, Grimma!
<Der> Responsible, what is that
* Der isnt kawaii at all, but stalks ponies around, watching them
Line 73119: 06 16 15[16:22] <@Grimma-chan> Tsundere
* tsudnere_pone is now known as tsundere_pone
Line 73121: 06 16 15[16:22] <@Gyro-Senpai> Tsundere
* Gyro-Senpai is now known as Tsunderilde
* tsundere_pone crosses her hooves, scrunches her nose and mutters "bakaaaa"
Line 73126: 06 16 15[16:24] <@Tsunderilde> :B
* Der is now known as Der-baka
* Der is now known as Der-baka
* tsundere_pone nods
Line 73130: 06 16 15[16:26] <tsundere_pone> D:
* tsundere_pone is now known as Hollow-Chan
<Der-baka> Heya Tenno
< 15SkyBot > <Tenno> Morning Der, and everypony else
* @Tsunderilde is hardly weeb
Line 73138: 06 16 15[16:28] <@Tsunderilde> Hiya Tenno!
Line 73142: 06 16 15[16:28] < 15SkyBot > <Tenno> I am not on Weechat, who is Tsunderlide?
<Der-baka> Very wierd
Line 73147: 06 16 15[16:29] <@Tsunderilde> Serilde actually
* Der-baka flys around like a dumb bird
<Der-baka> Supar weird
* @Inky-chan tries to get her Tsunderilde-senpai to notice her!
* @Tsunderilde refuses give inky-chan a glance
Line 73158: 06 16 15[16:33] <@Inky-chan> if you wanna RP, Tsunderilde-senpai, you should probably clean now so you have time later?
* Der-baka is now known as Der
* Der-baka is now known as Der
Line 73161: 06 16 15[16:34] <@Tsunderilde> Tenno needs to play more visual novels
<Der> Tenno needs to be more of a neeeerd
Line 73166: 06 16 15[16:36] <@Tsunderilde> Doctor who is too mainstream though.
* Der squawks at bishy
* bishy blushes at Der's advances
* Der faints, bishu noticed him!
* Der snuggles Stoic
<Der> You need more laptops then
Line 73194: 06 16 15[17:07] <@Tsunderilde> back from erands
* Seaward_Skies cuddles Tsunderilde
* Der boops a Tsunderilde, welcoming them back
* Der boops a Tsunderilde, welcoming them back
<Der> The game?
<Der> Is that the one with the things that are very confusing and hurt your head
<Der> I would try it, but I dont think I have that much time :p
<Der> Or going in circles
<Der> tempting...
* Der looks at all the other games he hasnt played
Line 73217: 06 16 15[17:55] <@Tsunderilde> Fallout shelter stinks of an exclusivity deal bleh
<Der> Hmm?
Line 73219: 06 16 15[17:58] <@Tsunderilde> Bethesda released a game to hype of fallout 4, on IOS only...and wont have an android port for 'months'
* Seaward_Skies cuddles Tsunderilde again
* @Tsunderilde snuggles back
Line 73226: 06 16 15[18:00] <@Tsunderilde> they said 'months' on the twitter
* Tsunderilde is now known as GyroTech
<Der> Cheat!
* Der tapes Zuthal's eyes shut
* @Dusk uses a bridle and blinders on Zuthal
* Zuthal curls up under Dusk and zzzzz
* Der snuggles the snuggly tatzlhores face
* Seaward_Skies considers a little self-deprecation...
Line 73360: 06 16 15[19:01] <Der> How much cock?
Line 73370: 06 16 15[19:04] <Der> Not 96 inches?
* @Dusk gives Der eactly 6009inches of cock
* Der aproves, that is a lot of cock
Line 73374: 06 16 15[19:09] <Der> Admire it!
Line 73399: 06 16 15[19:13] <Der> Nights
<Der> Silly horse
* Der tapes a lovenote to bishy's front door
<Der> :3
* @Inky makes Der hard
* Der boops HollowNote with a hard talon
<Der> D:
<Der> Freeee the batpony!
* Der lands on the cage, and stares at Inky
<Der> :D
<Der> It could be painful! If it was right in your ears!
<Der> ?
<Der> What happen?
<Der> gasp!
<Der> Maybe me
<Der> Heya Zerp
<Der> Those fucking fucking horses
<Der> That fucking fucking horse fucking the fucking griffon!
* Der gives Inky some resource planning without the enterprise bits
<@Inky> Der: wat?
<@Inky> Der: you're terrible
<Der> Inky: I know I am terrilbe!
<@Inky> Der: :V
* Der non-pony snuggles Inky
* @Inky leans into Dusk hug! Also Der snugs.
<Der> :D
Line 73608: 06 16 15[21:22] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/918316
Line 73609: 06 16 15[21:22] <+BurpyHooves> [ #918316 - artist:labba94, cloudchaser, flitter, fluttershy, giantess, house, macro, pegasus, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<Der> FeatherFreight, maybe go
<@FeatherFreight> Der: no
<Der> :(
* Der rolls all over the horrifed Stoic
* Fallfeathers turns Der into a vinyl griffon.
* Der is a literal toy!
Line 73651: 06 16 15[21:28] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/918343
Line 73652: 06 16 15[21:28] <+BurpyHooves> [ #918343 - artist:mostazathy, color, color edit, colored, edit, hands, human, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
* Der /me's FeatherFreight
Line 73674: 06 16 15[21:42] <Der> Yep ooc
Line 73688: 06 16 15[21:46] <Der> Heya
Line 73717: 06 16 15[22:10] <Der> What do you have to do with the car?
* Der noms on Stoic's ears
Line 73731: 06 16 15[22:23] <Der> Big enough of a place :p
Line 73734: 06 16 15[22:26] <Der> Sparkler and another horse!
<Der> Sparkler and a mothpony!
<Der> Your the one that got it!
<Der> oh my
<@GyroTech> Der: sure, but it was the only one that met some other needs, mainly a workspace
Line 73754: 06 16 15[22:36] <Der> Why not?
Line 73756: 06 16 15[22:37] <+BurpyHooves> https://derpiboo.ru/525174
Line 73757: 06 16 15[22:37] <+BurpyHooves> [ #525174 - against glass, animated, animator:inlucidreverie, artist:inlucidreverie, crash, flying, mothpony, ... ] - derpiboo.ru
<@GyroTech> Der well the lack of 3 pronged outlets, the lack of gfcis on all the bathroom sockets, the downstairs bathroom lacks a sink.
Line 73769: 06 16 15[22:45] <Der> Is there a window?
Line 73771: 06 16 15[22:47] <Starburn> rartatzl https://derpiboo.ru/918510
Line 73777: 06 16 15[22:48] <Der> Sleep is gud
<@GyroTech> Der nope
<Der> Then yea, it probably is against code!
* @Inky scrunches under Stoic's hoof
* Der sillies with Stoic
<Der> https://derpiboo.ru/918510
<Der> https://derpiboo.ru/918510
<Der> For the lazy
Line 73819: 06 16 15[23:07] <@Inky> I wonder if I could actually go to bed now
<Der> You may just wake up earlier though!
<@Inky> Der: I'm... oh, you mean at like 5 am? xP
<Der> Probably!
<Der> I should like, maybe go to sleep before midnight
* @Inky does lewd things with and to Der to keep him awake
* Der angerly does lewd things back, sleep is sometimes important!
<Der> Maybe, maybe possibly more just slightly annoyed
<Der> What pegahorse do you have?
<Der> Ah, there is an s at the end of it
<Der> Woo!
<Sparkler> oh, not that Der :P
<Der> Boo
<Der> Woo!
* Der asigns the task of making comission ideas to his chat, he will then colate the ideas and send them to random artists
<Sparkler> Der: and a ball of yarn
<Der> Possibly already being done Sparkler!
<Sparkler> there might also be a picture being worked on of Der doing underwater basket weaving
<Sparkler> there might also be a picture being worked on of Der doing underwater basket weaving
<Der> Dont think that is going to happen Sparkler
* Der wonders why everyone always jokes about underwater basket weaving, I'm sure someone puts their life's work into it!
* Der wonders why everyone always jokes about underwater basket weaving, I'm sure someone puts their life's work into it!
* Der wonders why everyone always jokes about underwater basket weaving, I'm sure someone puts their life's work into it!
<Der> Inky: Get more arts of your other characters!
<@Inky> Der: but then I need like, friggin... references of them
<Der> ^
<@GyroTech> Der: Sparkler riding your catbird!
* Der takes note of stuff in ideas sheey
<@GyroTech> Der in a birdcage, swinging on the bar.
<@GyroTech> Der doing a mating dance.
<@Inky> Der: something involving a large tiercel cock
<Der> Inky: But what with larege tiercel cock?!
<@Inky> Der: Der just straddling it
<@Inky> Der: Der just straddling it
<Der> Inky: Get me refs of large teircel cock!
Line 73912: 06 16 15[23:33] <@Inky> https://www.derpiboo.ru/830891
<Der> Oh yea, I was supose to comision jackle stuff!
<Der> Night bishy
<Der> you are making this compelxt
Line 73975: 06 16 15[23:52] <Sparkler> it does, and might undermine security a bit since you need to generate that many keys
* Der floops in the quietness
* @Inky snuggles Der
* Sparkler poofs Der's hair
* Der is the poofed!
* Der poofs Sparkler back!
<Der> So yes, comissions, now I just need to like, contact people
<Der> Hollow, I need like, all the arts
<HollowNote> Der I'll draw a lot
* Der comissions it for Inky
<Der> But Hollow, you are already doing things for me!
<HollowNote> Der I need money
* Starburn squirms underneath Inky
<Der> Hehe'
<Der> of course you need lube!
<Der> No collar
<Der> You had the cat checked?
<Der> Yea, get a collar and a poper tag with your name/number on it!
<Der> Morning
<Der> Nights Inky
* @Inky pulls Der into bed and resizes him to be the size of a housecat.
* Der snuggles the pony, not before walking all over her though!
<@Inky> Der: oh, cats! The nerve of the fuckers!
<Der> Nadine?
<Zuthal> Duskie's catburd, Der.
* @Inky puts up with it because Der is really cute. She gives him belly rubs.
<Der> Mostly
<Der> Byes
* Der beds!
* Der boops Sea_Star
<@Sea_Star> Der: what
Line 74136: 06 17 15[01:40] <Der> Go to bed!
<@Sea_Star> ... Dammit Der!
Line 74138: 06 17 15[01:41] <Der> :3
* @Sea_Star ties Der to the other side of her dildo, across from Sparkler >:T
Line 74140: 06 17 15[01:42] <Der> Hot
Line 74144: 06 17 15[01:45] <Der> She does like the dick
Line 74149: 06 17 15[01:47] <Der> Sex positive with little things!
Line 74151: 06 17 15[01:48] <Der> Goodnight, maybe
Line 74153: 06 17 15[01:49] <Der> 15 should be long enough
Line 74195: 06 17 15[07:03] <Zuthal> I wonder how GyroTech would react to hearing about such a law :P
Line 74223: 06 17 15[07:50] <Der> Buuuh,  horses
Line 74237: 06 17 15[08:18] <Der> Tired
Line 74251: 06 17 15[09:21] <Der> Morning bish
* bishy grabs Der and snuggles tight
* Der hugs bishy
Line 74278: 06 17 15[10:15] <Der> Tasty catburd eggs, woo!
Line 74281: 06 17 15[10:16] <Der> That's s bid egg
Line 74282: 06 17 15[10:16] <Der> Big even
Line 74297: 06 17 15[10:23] <Der> But GyroTech, that is cannibalism
* Der notes, for anyone that cares, that he will be very inactive next week, as he will be in the wonderful land of Louisville~
* Der notes, for anyone that cares, that he will be very inactive next week, as he will be in the wonderful land of Louisville~
Line 74302: 06 17 15[10:25] <Der> Driving down Sunday!
Line 74303: 06 17 15[10:25] <Der> Sadly yes
* @GyroTech requests Der meet him for lunch one day at least ~
Line 74307: 06 17 15[10:26] <Der> Lunch~?
Line 74309: 06 17 15[10:28] <Der> Possibly~
Line 74311: 06 17 15[10:28] <Der> What general area be you in?
Line 74314: 06 17 15[10:29] <Der> D:
Line 74315: 06 17 15[10:29] <Der> Not too far, I will be staying by the airport
Line 74318: 06 17 15[10:33] <Der> Be prepared to meet the most boring person
Line 74321: 06 17 15[10:35] <Der> Bit of a drive to work it seems
Line 74324: 06 17 15[10:37] <Der> Oh wait, was looking at the wrong Jeffersonville
Line 74326: 06 17 15[10:41] <Der> Yes, quite a bit farther away!
Line 74327: 06 17 15[10:42] <Der> Tell me Mr. GyroTech, is there anything I should know about this wonderful city area?
Line 74327: 06 17 15[10:42] <Der> Tell me Mr. GyroTech, is there anything I should know about this wonderful city area?
Line 74331: 06 17 15[10:43] <Der> gasp
Line 74340: 06 17 15[10:47] <Der> Maybe, then I wouldn't have to ship them!
* @FeatherFreight ships GyroTech and Der
Line 74366: 06 17 15[11:06] <Der> Morning
Line 74389: 06 17 15[11:20] <Zuthal|Mare> Aldric|Formel: Why not? It is not harder than parsing 'murican...
Line 74402: 06 17 15[11:21] <Zuthal|Mare> I am just saying that parsing German skype logs shouldn't be any harder than parsing 'murican ones
Line 74468: 06 17 15[11:34] <@Aldric|Formel> Sparkler: and tries them in order until one manages to parse the line
Line 74517: 06 17 15[11:48] <Der> Skype is dumb
Line 74520: 06 17 15[11:49] <Der> Heya Dusk
Line 74523: 06 17 15[11:49] <@Aldric|Formel> I wonder if I can pass command line flags to jekyll build and see them in my plugin :BBBB
* Der doesnt see the issues with a nil case before the text cases, if you know you dont want something, drop it as soon as possible, and then if nothing matched your rules, explicit drop
<@Aldric|Formel> thank you, Der :P
* Der follows the rules of the networking ACLs!
* @FeatherFreight boops Der
* Der boops Inky
* @GyroTech boops Der into Inky
* @Inky cums all over Der
* Der sends Zuthal|Mare a WOL
Line 74576: 06 17 15[11:59] <Der> A magical packet of joy~
Line 74587: 06 17 15[12:00] <@Dusk> I undercooked the CPU
Line 74590: 06 17 15[12:00] <@FeatherFreight> >undercooked
Line 74619: 06 17 15[12:03] <Der> Get a proper VM server, silly!
<@FeatherFreight> I have like 3 Der
Line 74623: 06 17 15[12:04] <Der> Local is slow though
Line 74624: 06 17 15[12:04] <@FeatherFreight> Not if your CPU isn't underclocked :P
Line 74625: 06 17 15[12:04] <Der> It eats up your ram
Line 74634: 06 17 15[12:05] <Der> Why do you even need local vms?
* Der sits here with his IBM T43 with 2GB of ram...
Line 74652: 06 17 15[12:08] <Der> All the viruses he downloads
<Sparkler> Der: hey, that's about the same as my laptop :D
Line 74659: 06 17 15[12:09] <Der> Cause sandboxing is hard and not always foolproof
Line 74662: 06 17 15[12:09] <Sparkler> VMs are harder to break out of than sandboxes in general
Line 74664: 06 17 15[12:09] <Sparkler> definitely possible of course, but harder
Line 74666: 06 17 15[12:09] <Der> ?
Line 74671: 06 17 15[12:10] <Der> Sparkler: Old laptops that are tanks are great!
Line 74678: 06 17 15[12:10] <Der> Breaking hardware with software is hard
<Sparkler> Der: indeed, especially when they are free!
Line 74683: 06 17 15[12:11] <Der> Sparkler: Even better when someone was throwing out 10 chargers for them! Chargers everywhere!
<Sparkler> Der: unless you do kernel level things, then it is rather easy ;P
Line 74689: 06 17 15[12:12] <Der> Sales people suck, 20 minutes late calling me :p
* Der climbs into Zuthal|Herm's dick!
Line 74722: 06 17 15[12:35] <Der> bleh
* @Inky snuggles Der
* Der adds "Things" to Inky's list
Line 74741: 06 17 15[12:39] <Der> Pineapple is suprisingly common
Line 74749: 06 17 15[12:40] <Der> Just order a new hot pizza!
Line 74749: 06 17 15[12:40] <Der> Just order a new hot pizza!
* @Dusk wonders what she should eat for breakfast
* @Inky climbs into Zuthal's sack with Der and asks him to put them in Dusk too!
Line 74807: 06 17 15[12:59] <Der> Inky++
Line 74812: 06 17 15[13:01] <Der> magic
* Der scratches at Inky
* @Inky doesn't mind the scratches and cuddles Der affectionately
Line 74837: 06 17 15[13:23] <Der> Woo!
Line 74840: 06 17 15[13:36] <Der> Pays well
Line 74846: 06 17 15[13:43] <@FeatherFreight> I wonder if it will trigger if we talk about C++
Line 74847: 06 17 15[13:43] <+BurpyHooves> I wonder if it will trigger if we talk about C now has a karma of 1
Line 74868: 06 17 15[13:44] <Der> Sparkler++++
Line 74882: 06 17 15[13:45] <Der> Is Burpy in any hidden rooms?
Line 74993: 06 17 15[14:11] <Der> Double woo
Line 74998: 06 17 15[14:21] <Der> maybe
Line 74999: 06 17 15[14:21] <Der> but rebooting is wooork
Line 75009: 06 17 15[14:58] <Der> hmm
* Der reads all of Inky's ideas
Line 75085: 06 17 15[15:27] <Der> hoooores
* Der pokes Sparkler from inside the balls
Line 75099: 06 17 15[15:33] <@GyroTech> https://docs.google.com/a/derpy.fr/document/d/1X1WbznP5N8UtWzMxEElUnmhCNN6HA4_xlcOkZ-ep-9E/edit?usp=sharing
Line 75123: 06 17 15[15:36] <Der> gasp
Line 75154: 06 17 15[15:44] <Der> Heya Tihan
Line 75170: 06 17 15[15:50] <Der> Ew G+
Line 75171: 06 17 15[15:51] <Der> Hmmm... is it head home time yet...
Line 75175: 06 17 15[15:53] <Der> 800GB here! ...on my vmware hosts
Line 75201: 06 17 15[15:59] <@Dusk> you have to understand where my isms come from
Line 75205: 06 17 15[16:00] <Der> Backups are for restoring data, raid is for availability!
* Der hits Inky
Line 75217: 06 17 15[16:02] <Der> Anywho, drive home time~
Line 75294: 06 17 15[16:26] <@Dusk> Considering the same thing
Line 75332: 06 17 15[16:52] <@Inky> I'm considering writing a script that will execute a command in all open windows
Line 75344: 06 17 15[16:54] <Sparkler> /alias allderp /allchan hi;/allpv hi;/allserv hi
Line 75367: 06 17 15[17:02] <Sparkler> wonder why it would do that
Line 75403: 06 17 15[17:11] <Sparkler> was wondering why my phone keyboard wasn't poppingup
* Der flops home
Line 75423: 06 17 15[17:36] <Der> payday you say~?
* Der wait, missread,h he alreadyhas it
Line 75432: 06 17 15[17:41] <Der> ?
* Der boops horses
* Der nibbles Dusk
Line 75449: 06 17 15[18:00] <Der> Heeey~
Line 75451: 06 17 15[18:01] <Der> Horses are up~
* Der nibbles on the nibbling nibbles
<Der> Heya Zero
* Der noms on sushibutt
<Der> technically, you are
Line 75494: 06 17 15[18:18] < 15SkyBot > <ZeroItamae> I literally dont consider that RP, but im ok with however you wanna view it.
<Der> Byes Skies
* @Dusk noses Der
* Der pokes Dusk
<@Dusk> What's up Der?
<Der> Not much!
<Der> She eats cute tiny things!
<@FeatherFreight> like Der?
Line 75529: 06 17 15[18:34] < 15SkyBot > <Tenno> Not much orders :(
Line 75550: 06 17 15[18:38] <@Dusk> So it's making me wonder if cinnamon might be the solution
* Endra orders food to make Zero busy
<Der> Order lots of food
<Der> Order lots of food
* Endra orders everything on the menu twice!
<Der> It is possible!
<Der> No, bad Inky
* Der googles to google app store play thing
<@GyroTech> Wait you too Der?
<Der> Me too, GyroTech
<Der> Heya Saphling
Line 75680: 06 17 15[19:24] <Der> New keyboards take to long to get used to
<@Inky> Der: It's super good though xP
Line 75682: 06 17 15[19:26] <Der> Though the finger swiping seems to work better, maybe, I guess
Line 75687: 06 17 15[19:27] <Der> So you like the prediction the most, if Inky?
<@Inky> Der, the prediction is really good and its "spell checking" is really good
Line 75697: 06 17 15[19:29] <Der> Two thumb was always a my preferred
Line 75708: 06 17 15[19:33] <Der> Seeya Tenno
Line 75714: 06 17 15[19:35] <Der> Try it for yourself Inky
Line 75718: 06 17 15[19:36] <Der> Just slap your penis all over the screen
<Der> Too bad you cant give this a text file to import from
<Der> Wooo!
<Der> www.hacktabs.com/how-to-make-swiftkey-keyboard-learn-from-whatsapp-messages/ Kinda related!